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  • Bad review

  • The guy playin Freddie in this new piece of tripe is that actor from the Watchmen film, he is short in real life lol, but he plays a very dark role in Rorschach so thats kinda y execs used him in this film. I think they tried to go for a more intelligent kinda film, that also tried very hard to b gory, violent, like the original but at same time it just doesnt hav the charm of the original. Blame it on the kids of today, y Hollywood keep remaking everything, and wrecking the classics.

  • Do more Movie reviews, I want a review on the Friday the 13th remake.

  • I completely agree with all the points you made. I fucking hate this remake piece of shit!

  • Funny review! I'd like to see you do a review of all the Matrix movies if you haven't already. :)

  • love it!

  • I think Freddy's make up in the original was realistic enough anyhow.

  • do a review of The Terminator movie or movies pleaseee

    thanks!

    and good video i love all your reviews they're funny as hell lmao

  • Lol now that you mention it. Freddy was short in this movie. They really should of recasted Englund for the part. Sure Robert isnt really that tall either. But seeing the victims look down on the killer for once was just a bit laughable.

  • @Cm8000 They couldn't cast Robert because he's old now, he can't do movies anymore unless he gets a simple part, he is in his 60's now

  • what about freddy vs jason

  • Fall the Fuck Asleep.

    lol

    Where's the music? I know it's on incompetech but I don't know the category or feel to refine the search.

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  • hello archfiend!

  • I wouldn't want to be asleep in the original Nightmare on Elm Street, as for the remake...the only thing that's unnerving is Freddy's butter face.

  • IGSRJ u are right. they fuk up the movie

  • i am a nigthmare on elm street fan myself, and i hated the remake, the 1st was a classic, but the remake is like submerging it in monkey shit and torwing up on it.

    HALLYWOOD NEEDS TO STOP MAKEING SHITTY REMAKES

  • molestation/rape is worse than murder...

  • A disappointing, fuckin shit movie!

  • @THEAC83

    agreed.

  • IF you showed your face and told your real name I will KILL YOU USING A BUTTER KNIFE!! I WILL SHOVE IT UP UR ASS TWIST AND KICK IT! KEEP YO IGSRJ VOICE AND VIDEOS THEY'RE AWESOME!

  • @Kimsticky

    what? lol

  • @SkemeKOS idk if ur IGSRJ but if you are...don't say ur real name on the IGSRJ videos and keep it on the AWESOME FUNNY VIDEOS WITHOUT SAYING UR NAME ACCIDENTALLY OR PURPOSELY CUZ IF YOU OR HE DOES I WILL GET A BUTTER KNIFE STAB HIS ASS RAPE HIM WITH IT! THEN TWIST IT AND SHOVE IT DEEPER WITH A BROOM STICK AFTER IF TOUCHING THE PANCREAS I WILL PERSONALLY BURN UR HOUSE AND MAKE U INTO THE REAL FREDDY KRUEGER!

  • @Kimsticky

    ok, thanks bro.

    but can you skip the ass raping with the knife, please?

  • @SkemeKOS Pfss that's the best part Don't know what your sayin...

  • @Kimsticky

    i dunno man...i REALLY dont like the sound of that part....im really dreading it.

    i wish you could have mercy but i know you wont :(

  • @SkemeKOS mercy is for Women and Chickens...there's no mercy for humanos.

  • @Kimsticky

    ...just as i thought :(

    please?

  • i fell asleep watching this movie LOL

    its not scary at all.

    the original nightmare on elm street is waaaaaay better.

    why to people keep doing remakes when all they do is fuck them up?

    its pointless.

  • @SkemeKOS lol? falling ASLEEP watching a nightmare on elmstreet movie...hmmmmm ironic

  • @gibson82650

    lol...yep.

    i also fell asleep watching the original and had nightmares.

  • @SkemeKOS narcolepsy much?

  • @gibson82650

    lol nope...im usually the complete opposite, i usually suffer from extreme insomnia.

    its really irritating to say the least.

    im just glad my sleeping pattern has been normal in the past 2 weeks...i havent been like this for years.

    i probably stayed awake for 3 days straight at the time i fell asleep to these movies.

    im not one of the easy ones for freddy to catch lol

  • @SkemeKOS .yourule

  • I saw the movie recently. I like the makeup, the effects, the photography and the music, but the script kinda sucked, also the way this guy played Freddy. Especially his voice, it sounded like he was choking on a potato. The rest was fine, I guess that if they weren't actually REMAKING a movie I would have loved it, I mean, as a completely new movie bearing no relation to Nightmare on Elm Street.

  • IGS RJ Tankian.  ^ E

  • I love this! The remake is shit, the first one was the best!

  • Hollywood sucks. Look at the shit that wins Oscars nowadays. Most of them are remakes of older movies.

    Sucks how this movie didn't have enough of a psychotic fanbase to stop the remake. Hollywood tried to remake the controversial movie: "Oldboy" about 3 years ago but failed miserably when psychotic fans kept writing death threats to Steven Spielberg. And a lot of people blamed the Virigina Tech Massacre on the movie, seeing how the killer apparently watched the movie 3 times a day for a year.

  • i saw A Nightmare on Elm Street remake one in movie theater 

  • i went camping 3 weeks ago and i pitched a tent

  • I pitched tent watching this

  • one of my friends in highschool actually was able to be a bit part in this movie and would be killed, but she wanted to go to college , she's 18

  • you actully made another video!

  • Fall the fuck Asleep™

  • Another awesome review, it's great to have you back

  • "rubber-freddie figure which can be used as a modified dildo"

    Lmao

  • The characters had nothing to them. While watching a horror movie based around high school kids you should really be thinking which character/s you don't want to see get knifed! But with this abomination I wanted Freddy to just kill everyone and then off himself, would made the whole movie far more enjoyable. I also review movies on my channel Mr IGSRJ (not to be confused with IDGSRJ).

  • Great review! I haven't watched this shit yet, but something tells me that it's going to suck hairy, charred balls. You just confirmed it in the review, but I still wanna watch it LOL to see what it's all about. As for the actors, you are lucky they didn't used midgets! LOL Hollywood ain't what it used to be...

    BTW, I noticed you are using the exact same chair as me. You really got to get the model that is above that one. It's SUPERB! My boss had it, it's thrice as comfortable!

  • WHOA!! lol Still the same classic IGSRJ. Cool reveiw

  • Great review man, welcome back

  • That Movie Is So Bad That Even This Review Made Me Fall Asleep!

  • Lol hit it like a dinner bell at 7pm sharp

  • awesome review, good to see you're back!

  • @LarryFxON3R Thanks.

  • @IGSRJ so u are saying that a child molester is not worth killing?

  • Loved the review!

    WHOA!!

  • @edy2112 I am happy that you liked it.

  • @IGSRJ

    How come you're not partnered with YouTube, IGSRJ?

  • @IGSRJ in the 1980's wes craven wanted to make freddy a child killer/molester but he could only make him a killer because child molestation was a big thing in the 80's. He explained wat he originally wanted to do in a interview before the remake came out.

  • @weasker98678 I am aware of this but didn't include it in the review.

  • @IGSRJ Hey, what did you think of the TCM and Friday the 13th remake, i loved the TCM remake and thought the Frifay the 13th one was a well made remake 

  • Good to see videos coming from you again, nice. "Woooooah" <----was expexting it in this video and wasn't dissapointed.

  • why did you make the censer bar so small @ 1:23 ?

  • @GorbixElite01 Censored the IMDB logo

  • @IGSRJ Welcome back man i was wonderin when ud come back lol Great review!

  • Child's play

  • Fucking hilarious, as usual! :D

  • "Part 5 that was even worse than the fourth...if that's possible."

    LoL

  • "Whoa"!

  • ahh just an other classic review from the best

  • i have that box set right next to my screen ^_^

  • old stuff

  • When you talked about the actor's ages...Just so you know, all the "teens" in the original movie were in their early twenties. Heather Langenkamp was twenty at the time (hence the line when Nancy says, "I look like I'm 20 years old...".

    But I guess the point is, if you're going to cast adults as teenagers -- make sure they look young enough, despite their age.

  • boss

  • Missed IGSRJ!!! Finally some new movies :) goE goE

    And stop whining at him omg

  • i actually enjoyed the remake I didn't think it was that bad..

  • you are so fucking late!

  • Robert Englund is 5'9" so he certainly isn't a "tall motherfucker"

  • LoL "I'd hit it like a dinner bell at 7p.m."

    Nice.

  • yea PG-13 horror > R horror

    Pg13 is more super natural or dark R is just...RED GORE RED GORE RED

  • whats the point in remaking the original? if your movie came in the 50s and was in black or white and want to modernize it i understand,if it has outdated special effects and want to modernize it i understand, but the original had NONE of these "problems". In coclusion remakes are a cheap way to gain a few extra money from a movies fame

  • you forget the 8th the freddy vs jason

  • 0:25 "Anywaay".

    I lol'd.

  • I LOVE YOU

  • i love you again

  • "If you see him walking down the street, you'd be like holy shit it's Freddy. Not holy shit it's Robert Englund"

    LMAO

  • New nightmare was awesome. Remakes have become cliche, so has 3-d When you gonna drop the new review on us IGSRJ?

  • I've only seen one of the Freddy movies and it was lame as fuck!I have no idea which one it was...from the 80s I think.

  • TMNT ruler for fucking life.

  • i seriously could not watch Wes Cravens new nightmare for a lonnnggg time, that movie traumatized me as a kid. I love it now but ya lol.

  • What about the Freddy vs Jason installment, what did you think of that one? My boxset of Nightmare on Elm street came with it, which I thought was kind of odd.

  • Ive misseed your videos

  • old video ....... wtf igsrj WE NEED MORE VIDEOS!! i guess you lost your cash money

  • IGSRJ supports child molestation.

  • im surprise you dont have a freddy blow up doll ...

    hey but yea this vid was funny ass f**k :D

    how about next time you review these nuts??

  • thank god, I thought IGSRJ had died or something but WOAH he's back :-)

  • murdering freedy? WHY THEY DONT RAPE HIM!!!!!!!!!!????

  • LOL. Nice review. Whoooooa!! Didnt bother with this movie but I did see the new Jason movie and I thought that was pretty good.

  • Why are you uploading old videos?

    I've seen this on the website already. What about the Beetlejuice review?

  • @Stivalrox He said he was going to be posting videos on his website then on youtube, he has a base of fans that dont check his site regularly.

  • The Freddy actor played Rorsack in Watchmen. He is short as hell, but he REEKS of demented evil. I love it.

  • Where do you get the software for the voice. I know what it is (Loquendo Dave) But every time I Google it, I can't find it.

  • Jackie Earle Haley, the actor who played Freddy, also played Rorschach in the movie Watchmen, they both had raspy voices and the whole time i watched it, it felt like i was watching a scary verson of Watchmen. It didnt have a Freddy feel to it. So yes, your right about Robert England being the best Freddy.

  • can you make more videos

  • Nice to see you

  • @GenericNintendoKid phucker

  • @GenericNintendoKid Decent as in a 5.3/10 on IMDB.

  • @IGSRJ

    lmao! IMDB? You seriously just say "WELL IMDB SAYS..."

    IMDB is just a bunch of bitchy whiny people. Don't take them seriously.

    Your review is kind of garbage dude. Criticizing the actors for being in their 20's? Well, do research. The actors in the 1984 movie were in their 20's too, dipshit. Robert is 5'9, that is not "a tall ass mother fucker". Haley is like 5'5. Englund himself said he was good for that role. And what slow-mo blood scenes??? Your review is just full of BS. =\

  • @GenericNintendoKid You have to be fucking retarded if you think this shitty remake is decent.

  • @GenericNintendoKid You're subscribed to Shane, so you have no taste.

  • @Comeback209 i actually don't like him, i'm not even sure why i'm subscribed to him. even if i did like him, how is that relevant? this guy has no taste if he could just judge a movie about the stupidest factors, like what the fuck does it matter if the actor looks too old to play a teen's role?

  • @GenericNintendoKid REAlly he is just joking

  • nice to see a come back.

  • This video has been out. Dumb fucks. It was on his website for like a month

  • @andoc Isn't it a little late to review games that came out 20 years ago?

  • @IGSRJ No, it is never late to review shitty or decent games no matter how old they are. You yourself have proved this. As for movies... why don't review something that will at least be a cult hit? This remake of Nightmare sucked.

  • @andoc I reviewed ANOES 2010 exactly for the fact that it sucked - a public service announcement.

  • @IGSRJ Fair enough. Peace, my man.

  • @andoc dude, you dumbshit. this review was on his website when it came out. dumbass

  • @SuperUsTube I'm no psychic, and I haven't visited IGSRJ's website since last year, so Kudos for visiting IGSRJ's site more than I do.

  • @andoc isnt it a little late for you to suck cok

  • @Gerald45 What's a "cok"? As for being late to suck cock, well, I don't know about that, so please go ask your mother, you don't want her to be late for work.

  • @andoc I haven't seen the movie yet, so no it's not too late.

  • would be way funnier if you talked, getting tired of this shit pc voice

  • @MuziiiKProductions There is an unsub button if you are not fond of my voice...

  • Wow, You're finally making videos again! Wooooo!

  • the new ANOES was total shit. the entire time i wanted to fall asleep in hopes that Freddy would kill me in my dreams. 1.5/5 seems way too nice for such an awful remake

  • who makes that freddy at 3:10 ? is it from the 80's?

    also the figure with the open sweater at 0:21..what brand is that?

  • @pinkrudy The one at 3:10 isn't even a full figure. It is just half the body of Freddy. I got it at a Halloween store last year, and it is meant to hang on a porch or something and blow in the wind. Notice the string on the head. The one at 0:21 is one I bought when I was a kid. It came in a box with a plain doll and clothes. The doll without the Freddy costume can be seen at 3:15

  • A justifiable 1.5/5

    You should do a review of Inception.

  • @meowskull I plan on doing other movie reviews.

  • my mom has alot of those rubber Freddie figures but they all have different colors and can move really fast :S

  • Damn remakes!

  • One thing I got from this review (other than laughter) is a sense of how Brits and Americans view crimes. We over here in GBR think that Paedopholiles as the lowest of the low and they refuse to put them on any official register as murder would be out of control here for child molesters. Which of course is only right.

  • nice Butt chin

  • New Freddy is Rorschach or however it's spelled...I guess he's stuck playing psycho guys in fedora hats with fucked up faces and gravelly voices...

  • great entertainment

  • Awesome review

  • I like carebears

  • cough cough xD

  • i've been waiting for a video. ;)

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