How To Be An Indian

[Saimvg]

how to be desi is by doublestuf15 is funnier, bitchass

[Saimvg]

faggot

[gagsbajwa]

last thing to do

ehdi bhen di bund maaro

[gagsbajwa]

clean your room

[drowninginnothingnes]

btw Indians speak much better english n btw your accents sucks..too..what? yeah..ask a British...lol..n guess what its not our mothertongue..we all good at our mothertongue...like i can speak hindi much better than anyother. non-indian...

a german can speak german better..common sense ppl...

[drowninginnothingnes]

well nowadays ppl can laugh at anything..all they need a laugh like hahahah..BS..like their own life is so fucked up....tho nice try...hope someday..someone can give it back to you "parsi malaysian dude"..i wont cuz first m not good at it..second we have Parsi ppl here..n they love being here...

n if these words cdnt get in your mind..well .fuckyourself n get a life..

[valxoxo48]

hahahahxD

[KhmerS15]

inidan guys r hot!!

[EmilianTheFaceMelter]

hummm I wounder how indians do it?

[omqitznae91]

Not all Indians stink u dum fucks who think that.

[cheemaakash]

yo motherfuker go fuk yor mom cuz yor own accent sounds like a fart u pussy!!

[whyrate]

fuck off you long haired mother fucker

[lohutko123]

R u wearing a head band???

[Maximus4820]

You also need to drink cow piss to be an Indian:

cowurine.com

[ihateyourpity86]

hahaha

[krishsaccount]

I love all that mass produced hip hop crap

[Monochromification]

malaysian accent FTW. :)

[ananda75413]

to be indian u have to eat curry,,u have to be smelly,,u must have accent,,and lie alot

[scarface909]

@mansandhu14 lol



[XxJesSiLiciousxX]

HUAHHAHAHAH WHa a fuckin funny video =D All the Indians are like that hjahaha

[romerotek]

hey nice try... :) but the dance is punjabi, accent is tamil, head shaking-no idea!! :-o, about hair-not every one... ;)

@billymaster11- drink cow piss!!!?? :-o never even heard about it...

1 last thing. you cannot imitate an indian... because each state in india have their own style, even languages...

[eeyore7790]

Nice job !!!!

[Asmitkumar]

@silverpixel2 .....Very good..

[billymaster11]

u forgot 1 vital step ( drink cow piss) smelly indians, pakistanis are alot clearner and inteligent

[krishsaccount]

@billymaster11

Only zoroastrians drink cow piss. And their all over the world.

[TheNarutoFan98]

@silverpixel2 woah dude, chill... how would u know if he smells bad?

[TheNarutoFan98]

@silverpixel2 wow dude, chill...

[Fh123r]

lmfao im not indian but that dance was fuckin hilarious, ive seen them do that too hahaha but the best was the head bobbing ive thought this for many years myself

[Samuel115s]

wrond what becoms vhat

[hypnotizerful]

haaaaaaa hahaha haah funny to dance on hip hop beats with an indian style loooool

[JennyTilia666]

Malaysian have no accent they only have HOMOSEXUAL opposition party. U're not Persian. It's an insult to my Persian cat. Go f.ck YOURSELF!

[sim15ful]

phukken.. stupid Persian accent...

[sim15ful]

It's funny...though a bit offensive

[towerofdubs]

to be indian all u have to be is cheap and don't shower and don't put on deodorant . Its easy!

[iheartout]

bro with ur accent it was hard fgure out wen u wer puttin on the indian accent,u have a naural indian accent so stick to that. 

[speccy112]

people calm down, it's comedy and his good at it lol stop being so serious and learn to have a laugh lol

[Pink101Buzz]

Heep hop....wht does tht mean??????and HAIRS?????/seriously???

[florachu2121]

LOL!!!!!!! FUNNY AND HOT!

[airbus94]

lmao!! good indian accent, but cmon persians!!! Ever been in a persian guys car? DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF hardstyle dance trash music on full blast :D haha thats my persians friends car... haha I love sterotypes :D, Asians cant drive, Arabs are just always angry, americans are dumb, Aussies ride to school on a emu or kangaroo... haha :D

[AthlonNapelmanak]

How to be an indian?? Borning in India! Well... too with the citizenship. But the point is this... make something productive!!

[multamp]

hes overdoing it ...

[SruthiRhena101]

omg this video describes my family it's scary how i see my dad through these steps. lol

[Demipanacea]

will you do a How To Be A Persian video? gimme 5 stars if you agree.

Anyways do you giggle that much all the time?

[xxxJezebelxxx]

its usually south indians who say ''whaaaarrrrrt'''. they have a worse FOBBY accent & use more emphasis on ''R'' coz they speak those dravidian languages like tamil which sound like they're rolling marbles in their gob so the use of ''rrrrr''' in english is instinctive to them and they can't drop the habit.

i speak urdu and its softly spoken so when our FOBs speak english, they dont say ''whaaarrrrrrrrt''. also only indian ghulams shake their heads side to side not the middle class ppl.

[UseMyLoopyPoopy]

CURRY CURRY CURRY.

[abctijo]

now...this is a silly video.im Indian...and your Indian accent sucks!! the only part i agree with is that most Indians are hairy.the 'fingers pointing up thing while dancing' is a dance form done by the punjabi community in India i.e. around 3-4% of the country.very steriotypical!!

[yashkaboy]

@silverpixel2 i agree with you he is a racist basterd

[chickenwingchick]

haha ! brown pride yoo <3

[thesims3ism]

your so handsome,nice video!!!

[Kuratako]

Number one: Have Indian family

[lethiminhngoc90]

great !

[sandunz2005]

Motherfucker..what do you think you are...you are some special motherfucker???? fuck you mother mother fucker and eat shit..

[kstar132]

Persian????? What I thought the Muslims killed off all the Persians when they invaded Persia.

[Prophetelf]

wow this is racist

lol

[CORRUPTION1NC]

fucking indians!!

[sakc87]

look at this monkey face guy I think because of his stupid comedy he was thrown out of Persia that's why he is in Malaysia as a refugee..

if any chance if you come to India try not to do the same stuff they think you as JUNGLEEE.

[AFGkho0oshgelak]

then can you speak persian?

[hinorthcarolina]

even heep hope song! seriously dude.. get a life!

[Clarince1]

Get a bobblehead Indian argue with an aggrevated cursing Chinese lol see what happens

[jimmy123456ish]

ass hole fuck u and ur theory

[nennieboo]

lmfao hahahaha

[kharlling]

harhar

[nuffflavor]

Yeah... R thing is funny... that and the head shaking.

[decemberiutup]

The R thing is funny =))

[1xxxDEVxxx3]

LOL

[kmanikkavelu]

cool my parents are both malaysian indian

[ranvijaaaaay]

first learn how to look decent ass hole

[nuffflavor]

Wow..... (laughing).... He sure pissed into your Wheaties!

[pakinight4life]

lmfao looks like this indian is mad..

[guitarrELIT92]

you mist the part that they stink :P

lol am really evil now :P

[Fwd786]

lol

[TheJungleBerry]

I thought it would be some stupid person trying to make a viral video that would get very popular, but he was pretty serious about the whole thing

[TheJungleBerry]

wow, he talks just like an indian, i came to this video just to hate on it, but it was o.k.

[medaea]

You are adorable :)

[salmanc100]

by the it is not "hairs" it is" hair"

[ononiap]

dude...are you indian?? IMAO! This is sorta true i guess but wat do i noe IM NOT INDIAN....so if u're Indian then ima take ur advice LOL! newayz...awesome vid!

[Buttanator]

I am making a video right now and I am using your picture all over that video. My video is titled "how to be a terrorist"

[rajxvier]

Being indian is an intrinsic property, just like spin in quantum physics. So what is the fuzz of being indian ? Furthermore why this non-indian guy wants to be an indian ? Why no one making video being a chinese or iranian..kewl !

[lautnerluvr502]

take it from an indian.....everything he said is all true!!!

[ColBuckschott]

Lol! Im indian. The only thing that i dont really find funny or agree with is the shaking the head thing. The rest was well done! You'd make a GREAT indian! XD

[rajxvier]

Mann...you accent is not malaysian...its iranian. The indian accent you made is of some north indian's (probably native punjabi or hindi speaker) . Also you you cant generalise using term "indian". I am indian too but a third/forth generation born elsewhere. My root is south indian and we speak that language. As a matter of fact our english accent is not the same as of somebody from south india too. Infact our south indian accent also a little differ !

[prettysexy987]

ahhh you are cool thanks for the tips hey plz add me as a friend love the video

[GeneticAnthropology]

Aryan : Saurav Ganguly Akshay Kumar Kajol Raveena Tandon Sanjay Dutt Aamir Khan Sheila Dixit Sheikh Hasina Nawaz Sharif Rajesh Khanna Vinod Khanna Raj Babbar Arun Jaitley Rajnath Singh

[GeneticAnthropology]

Dravidian (Austral-african, black) admixture : Sachin Tendulkar Nagarjuna Anil Kapoor Parvez Musharaf APJ Abdul Kalam Rani Mukherjee Aishwarya Rai Shah Rukh Khan Khaleda Zia Pratibha Patil Manmohan Singh Atal Bihari Vajpayee George Fernandes Chandrababu Naidu

[heyyouwhatever]

hey!!!

not all indians are like dat.. only south indian ppl speak like dat... jerk!

m from north...huh

[biancalilth]

haaaaaaiiiiii!!! i don't shake my head..XD

by the way nice work! n that pointing finger up is so true!

most people do that!..........

[jhmmie]

great job

[Buttanator]

You should make two more videos. First one "How be be gay...just put your own picture up" Second one "How be a terrorist...just video tape your real work place" Now before you post anotehr video LEARN ENGLISH without an accent you fag cake.

[joel9039]

Im asian and i dont know why but why is it that it happens alot that asians make videos like this to be accepted by white people? i duno but you and this video pisses me off. get a LIFE!

[joshcastleberry04]

Imma bomb whatever counrty you live in so you cant post any more gay fuckin videos!!!!!

[ender1pointoh]

holly f.....i can't begin to start how much i loath EI's that are so into themselves.....compensating for something?

[UtubeVillage]

You sound like the guy from Mall Cop who is the boyfriend

[123Angel23]

good job.

[musiclaya]

so bad...

[jass0391]

Indians hav better accent than urs, if u wanna check, type in Aishwarya Rai or any other Indian

they dont need long hairs, & 4 ur kind information they dance better than u

[shortiss187]

Put a spot on your forehead.

[sukablianah2]

you rock man actually from begining i though yr an indian

[Saxe333]

HAHA no one WANTS to become an INDIAN!!!

[EasyWolf31]

Persians and indians belong in the same country

[EasyWolf31]

Fkin stinkin pakos go take showers you come to our cities and bring down the value with your stink, that's the only problem I have with you decrepid people, go away, YOU STINK

[EasyWolf31]

In my city, there was a nice street, now it's all stores filled with pakos and indians and when I drive through I have to block my friggin nose, dude all those oils and crap you monkeys put on yourselves STINKS HELLOOOOOOOOOO

[antieatbulaga]

Nobody wants to be an Indian! Lol just kidding

[jashsidhu]

u and ur accent sucks u dumbfuck

[tash8308]

this is so racist! there are a million things i could say that are stereotypical about persians but i won't b/c i don't generalize people which is what you're doing in this video. you're studying medicine, what happens if you have indian patients and they see this?? very, very stupid idea for a video!

[1009fabal]

hey I hope that you do read the comments that people post here because you're so aN IDIOT who cares how to act like a fucking idian, IF I ever have the oportunity to see you i'll kill you, such an idiot

[neelu06]

go watch my video--- how to be a terrorist.....

only one rule- BE MUSLIM

[shqiprim1296]

dum fuck dont cus my religion shit head

[jonze55]

stupid

[gw197234]

Awesome and entertaining! I picked out right away that you were Iranian. They are cuter! How can no one see the differences, Gawd...

:)

[charan789]

haha fuck u faggot

[GARRYKINGLIVE]

I am Indian and I dont shake my head what kind of rubbish are you posting here

[bubbleyrabz]

funnnnnnny as hellllllllllllllll

[glitterfairy26]

what nash are u?

[lunchnumber321]

cool

[ChiefOren]

Two priests and a Rabbi are caught illegally gambling. The judge tells them:

If you tell me you wern't gambling, I will believe you because you don't tell lies!

Well, he asks the first prist. Well?

The first prist looks to the sky and prays to God "Forgive me for the lie I am about to tell" and tells the judge "Sir, I was not gambling.

The judge then asks the second prist. Well? And like the first prist, God... Judge... The judge then asks the Rabbi. He replies. With whom?

[ChiefOren]

A Parsi and Arab plan a wedding. The Arab says: I pay for the food, I pay for the Hall, I pay for the clothes, I pay for the cars. What do you give?

Parsi: I give you a receit.

[ChiefOren]

Hey, why shouldn't we worry about the Iranians getting the bomb?

Because they can't "inrich" uranium.

[ChiefOren]

Hey, why do Persian's have large noses?

Because the Air is free. (Sniff).

[werdasliestist]

2:02 omg!! so funny!!

[kunalgore1]

you look like a pig dude...

[kaballitt]

u want to know more about indians ..here is a tip

allwazz be angry...........:x

.n if someone sayz wrong bout indians .then our face blushes ...n we hold the other person from neck..ok...................[:)­]

[neo120819]

Its awesome! You are good. Any doubt about it, just look at the slur below :) Hope to see more of these soon.

[Archeitect]

ur not a indian bitch

go suck a doosh

[iggyforrs09]

yeah he is lol, never seen an indian before?

looks like he's in the UK

[TheAshwinator]

ok

1)ur not indian so shut up about all of tht

2)to prove tht u are not indian pull down ur pants

3)our video is way better check it out and watch the masters

4)u stinky pants u stink(tht was from my 5 yr old cousin)(she is indian)(and shell kick ur butt)

5) if u r too stupid too understand......we are insulting u

have a nice day

[p4rsn1p]

you're an idiot. you're not even indian.

[5vv1n3flu]

That's funny Kumar.

[MixtapeM2]

@5vv1n3flu calling him Kumar is a compliment .. he is my right brown hairy ass cheek no really thats how he looks

[mmindxfreakk]

not true u dont have to add R cuz i heard some indians say vhat instead of what they put a v sound instead

[kaballitt]

MOTHER FUCKER ur ATTiTUDE is not gud............n...how dare u insult indians like this... mother fucker.......u parsi...what do u think... do u really speak gud english....the ans.. is u don't. n that is proved in your own videos ... buddy watch ur videos carefully n compare it to any english person's speach

[FPSunderscoreSam]

omg, grow up...

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[thenewmindfreak]

no, you wasted your time watching this, you didn't have to watch it. heck, even if you did click it, you could leave. so stop insulting people about wasting your time when it was your choice

[TheBlackBox818]

ha ha ha thats the best man 5/5 and subscribe ya

[sloth245]

lol

[beraucracy]

YEEEESSS I was right, he's a farsi man!

[GoPriya]

this is soo cool !

and you are right !!

about the indians

hehe

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[juanitamena2008]

funny..

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[GaretTheAssassin]

The adding "R" sound at the beginning is how South Indians speak.

And the "dancing" is a North Indian thing. The head shaking thing is not SO widespread... but it's there. The hairy thing... pretty much. ^_^

[Racemydog]

Lol dude. I love your videos! Like the I love HATERS one. And the 10 stupidest things or whatever lol. Quiet a few good laughs. Take it easy, and keep making good videos! :D

[mmindxfreakk]

lol that was funny about the bet hey you want to no somting im indian but im really white im lik pale

[Ballplayerq44ap]

u suck ur not indian

[piyubhatt95]

hahahaahahhaha that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  funny....

[ChiefOren]

well, at least it wasn't a parody of "Indians" like me. (Cherokee). Wadoo. Shake your shoulders, yeah.

[rohkanempire]

so tht gives u a reason to encourage ??

[Husseinrassid]

Cool man!!that´s excellente...

[raihein]

wow

[Ghettoboyds]

Hey,

You're an idiot! If you're going to propagate stereotypes at least get it right as your accent needs a lot of work. Stop raggin' on Indians and go get your unibrow waxed you lil' biatch.

[gudirani01]

i agree with u GHETTOBOYDS...even i m not indian...i thought this dude knew wha he will be doing ...but after watching this video i think he needs to grow up and stop being steretype...indians are cool and everyone in this world has a different way to talk..watch out mr.comedian someone might make yr fun too..ya go n wax yr eyebrows from some cute indian salon.....BIOTCH....

[AGirlLikeMee]

Clean your room

[enigmatologist]

lawaknye.....

[uhhuhcheckit]

Great job!

[DallasCollector]

fail

[xperfangel5655]

cool!! My sister thought your accent was cool! I have been trying to get the indian accent for ever but never can manage. The adding "r" was a great tip. Now atleast I can say what the indian way!

[kabob111]

wtf r u arab

[bengal21]

Your no Russell Peters but I give you credit for your videos

Kudos for having the guts and the creativity

[qnzfin3st5abi]

yoo ni99a first improve ur accent then comment abt other accents....and tht is not a indian dance tht is a punabi dance u dick...

[liquidizer12]

ok dick hole .. punjabis' are indians...

[qnzfin3st5abi]

all punjabi's are indians but all indians are not punjabi's u dum fuck..,,,,,,,

[liquidizer12]

umm who said all indians are punjabis U dumb fuck..?

umm and u dont say punjabi's u uneducated peice of dookie!! it is

[marshalrellik]

very true not all indains are punjabi's im indain but not a punjabi

[PINTERUSHU]

70% of Punjab went into Pakistan after partition. Can be paki too.

[oboblivionskater]

HE ISNT PAKI!!!!! HES PERSIAN!!!!

[PINTERUSHU]

No, I replied to a comment saying "All Punjabis are Indian" which is not true. 'Coz Punjabis can be Paki too.

I never claimed the guy in the video was a Paki, I know he is persian/arab or something near to that.

[komodospider]

How funny and ignorant.

[biancalilth]

hai dat ws reall funny!!!!!!!!

buh dat ws all about south indians dude the punjabi indianz r more suckerzz!!!!!!

n u haf nt mentiond d use of word "rock" after every sentence!!!!!!!!!

like!!!...." you rocks...i rocks"

nywayzz nice vedio!!!!!!!!!! heh!!

[uwari]

If you dont have hair u are Chinese? No offence but I am in China atm and most ppl have hair lolll

[allstarpcg]

He was referring to body hair

[gudirani01]

my friend this little mr comedian has no life thats why he is doing all this shitii videos like his eyebrows...

[rabbitjag]

what an ignorant pig are you. this guy thinks so highly of himself and u know what not all indians do that and accent differs with every part of india u ass! first learn about the people and then stereotype them ok? u think u could be a doctor with an attitude like that ? Well think again!!!!!

[ThEKSWizZ]

How To Be An Indian - 1. Become a member of the Al Qiadah. 2. Blow up some buildings.

[IndianPrince04]

What does Al Qaeda and blowing up buildings have to do with being Indian? Wrong part of the globe buddy.

[1piecemage]

haha thats so funny, NOT, thanks for proving your an ignorant red neck American BITCH! (thekswizz) aka gay cracker