Hello Ladies. May I Be Your Boyfriend, Please?

[DeathStalk15]

The Views are over 9,000!

[quitecomely]

@DeathStalk15 hell yeah!

[cooldood45100]

no

[quitecomely]

@cooldood45100 you're such a coool doood

[idleprechaun]

zach galifianakis

[quitecomely]

@idleprechaun ...is a great comedian

[yanuaia1]

do you have a mercedez benz and a million dollar home , noT I DON'T THINK SO, WELL AT LEAST YOU ARE HONEST, I DONT THINK YOU ARE UGLY AT ALL MAYBE IF YOU LOST A LITTLE WEIGHT THEN YOU WILL FIND A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE YOU GOT REALY GOOD SENCE OF HUMOR.

[quitecomely]

@yanuaia1 You'll be stoked to know, I've dropped close to 40 pounds in 8 weeks. Also, I have lots and lots of money because i'm a highly succesful videobloggist.

[yanuaia1]

is this a joke

[SKENNEDY212]

ah haha he looked liked he was gonna puke

[quitecomely]

@SKENNEDY212 he was

[KroniicKiid]

Fuck the haters bro! you'll find someone some day. And I love the things you have which no other man has! Epic dude great vid!

[younqluve]

Ur welcome I hope u find someone I am sorry for what I said lol I feel bad now sorry

[younqluve]

Fagit

[quitecomely]

@younqluve Lol. Thanks for your support!

[7seagulls]

I want to hang out with you!!! I miss you dude, give this jerk a call. I was gonna call you, but you know, it's late, so I'm leaving a comment cause I'm forgetful. So call me!

[quitecomely]

@7seagulls youre not dead?! I work for a living nowadays and have a real shit schedule :/ Keep in touch tho, please!

[Killumforya1]

no shit your single double!

[Flopstar80]

you need a sturdy shovel and a jar of pickles if you want to get the ladies! Its a fact that women who are hit on the head with the shovel will go to sleep and let you take advantage of them, i mean anything you want, and the pickles.......they just tast great and make a good snack while on your date. Plus they are low in calories if you are trying to keep your figure.

Hope this helps. 40% of the time it works all the time!

[quitecomely]

@Flopstar80 i love cucumbers

[MasterTed82]

HAHAHA why dont you just go on eharmony or somethin

[quitecomely]

@MasterTed82 eharmony is for losers, bro

[pinkdialga]

Gl in gettig a gf! Kudos to you for being a person who sticks out among the rest!

[JasmineCooperX]

aww you are so cute, i just want to eat you !

[quitecomely]

@JasmineCooperX That's very nice of you!

[2004350znissan]

Hey good luck man! You have got guts to do this! And FYI your not the only one in this boat! Us nice guys can't seem to win!

[Prezants]

btw i just have to point out that you are EPIC!!

[quitecomely]

@Prezants thanks man

[Prezants]

the vitamin C turned me on.

[ShartimusPrime]

Dude, you gotta trim that neck-beard TO-DAY

[Aiicyla]

LMFAO

I LOVE YOU

Sorry though, I'm a lesbian.

I still laughed so hard at this. <33

[quitecomely]

@Aiicyla at least lesbians love me!

[Bcolecon]

God Bless you sir. You have made my day. I wish you the best in your search for a woman.

[quitecomely]

@Bcolecon Probably the best comment yet!

[Dj0DD]

I don't want you to be my ugly boyfriend...as I am a man, but I did want to say kudos to you for putting it out there. The awkward lovable charm was not lost on me.

Hope you find someone willing to open their heart to you...or at the very least their legs.

[quitecomely]

@Dj0DD Cheers to you, sir!

[Dis4Duffy]

OMG you are soooo CUTE please feel free to give me a call 8434370545

[weezerkyng]

Pretty sure this is just a Steve Brule ripoff.

[quitecomely]

@weezerkyng I wish.

[lifesabeach292]

PLEASE BE MY BOYFRIEND.

[quitecomely]

@lifesabeach292 Yes please

[breelovesphotography]

@quitecomely Two of the things I love the most together in one super, mega love?! Pretty sure that would blow my mind.

[quitecomely]

@breelovesphotography I do wonder if your camera could even handle my sexiness..

[breelovesphotography]

@quitecomely Oh my goodness, how can I choose?! You have no idea how much I love photography... But, I do love you. Wow this is difficult.

[quitecomely]

@breelovesphotography I can't imagine what would happen if you were ever to photograph me...

[thehodster]

You're going to hit "Laughter Is Everything" status soon. Gratz

[quitecomely]

@thehodster fingers crossed!!

[iamloliwood]

you have really nice teeth

[quitecomely]

@iamloliwood the better to eat you with?

[liquidchr0me]

When is the follow up video for this coming out?

[quitecomely]

@liquidchr0me I dunno man. I dunno...

[TheGeetarDog]

Dude, you look like a nice guy. Don't take this the wrong way but make some appointments with nutritionists, change your shopping habits (have someone else do it for you), then change your eating habits and get healthier! You'll kill!

[liquidchr0me]

@TheGeetarDog Jordon already kills with his stunning looks.

[RyleeStearnes]

"well s---here i am!"  hahaha

[quitecomely]

@RyleeStearnes so are you and I dating now?

[RyleeStearnes]

@quitecomely yes ;]

[quitecomely]

@RyleeStearnes alright! Let's get this goin

[ConkadeWonko]

Wow, you love vitamin C? I love vitamin C too! We should totally hang out!

[quitecomely]

@ConkadeWonko OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGM!!

[MrAverageToaster]

I greatly enjoyed your video, we should be friends and I would help you find a cute girl :)

[quitecomely]

@MrAverageToaster Thanks broseph!

[brandibee21]

yea well i did apologize..thats the kind of person i am.

[quitecomely]

@brandibee21 I will not accept your apology due to it being unnecessary

[brandibee21]

im sorry..but that was kinda out there...lol. and no ive been having my youtube account..

[quitecomely]

@brandibee21 No need for apologies! 

[brandibee21]

i think all i can say to that is.......OMFG.

[ainver]

OMG I THINK I AM IN LOVE...................F&*K I cant do it you are uglier then me holy sh(t. you have got to be kidding. i know blind people who would say helllllll no.

[quitecomely]

@ainver Lol, thank you sir!

[MyPinkElephants]

I have the same Pee-Wee Herman doll :D

[quitecomely]

@MyPinkElephants You pull the string and it talks? Mine sounds all scary and warbled now

[MyPinkElephants]

@quitecomely yes haha it talks in a strange awkward level of sound :D

[neosurrealist]

Damn. Too bad you are straight.

[quitecomely]

@neosurrealist This is the best comment on here

[fizeliz2010]

Best of Luck!!! :) :)

[quitecomely]

@fizeliz2010 I assume this means you find me sexy, so thank you!

[hatecrystal]

you listen to snobby pretentious hipster shit, let's date

[quitecomely]

@hatecrystal You posted a video that involved Jewish people and you're greek. Lets make this happen

[hatecrystal]

@quitecomely my place or yours?

[quitecomely]

@hatecrystal Probably yours

[hatecrystal]

@quitecomely right, i'll be waiting!

[quitecomely]

@hatecrystal Can we eat gobs and gobs of tzatziki and pita?!

[hatecrystal]

@quitecomely that's a given dear. also souvlaki, olives and feta cheese.

[quitecomely]

@hatecrystal I'm in love

[hatecrystal]

@quitecomely we can love jeeeessuuuss chrrriiiist together as you stain my mountaintops and all as well.

[quitecomely]

@hatecrystal Neutral Milk Hotel reference? You had me at hello

[hatecrystal]

@quitecomely i know right?

[grahamulax]

This is really good video. If I was a girl I'd be very pleased about this video. Congrats on your video. You make very good videos.

[Megandrea92]

you're cute!!!!! ♥

[quitecomely]

@Megandrea92 gracias!

[breelovesphotography]

I love you :3

[quitecomely]

@breelovesphotography I love you too!

[breelovesphotography]

@quitecomely no seriously, I love you! You're amazing :3

[quitecomely]

@breelovesphotography I'm no liar, breelovesphotography, I LOVE you!

[breelovesphotography]

@quitecomely Do you really? :3 I have never felt so loved in my life!

[quitecomely]

@breelovesphotography Now that we're 'friends' on here, you need to choose what you love more - photography, or Jordan! Ball's in your court!

[RubberRoss]

You're hilariously awkward.. But best of luck dude!

[quitecomely]

@RubberRoss Thanks man!

[squirrelninja5000]

dude you're awesome keep stay courageous

[quitecomely]

@squirrelninja5000 Thanks man, keep lovin squirrels!

[JanderFamily]

Ruh Roh... Someone's found his niche. ;)

[2007LEMA]

I would totally date you, I find you adorable and totally endearing :)

[quitecomely]

@2007LEMA Thank you!

[girlvinyl]

I love you. Let's hook up. I would totally hang out with you, I am completely serious.

[quitecomely]

@girlvinyl I am just as charming in real life

[unwrittenchick]

I don't think you're ugly at all...  I want to cuddle you all movie long!

[quitecomely]

@unwrittenchick I'M the snuggler

[meestertyler]

Alright, I'm sending this in to TOSH.0 to be the web redemtion thingy.

[hiddenrhetoric]

I think you will excel.

[quitecomely]

@hiddenrhetoric I appreciate your honesty

[carolynsykes]

come to LA, be a funny man. You would KILL!

[quitecomely]

@carolynsykes I wish!

[liquidchr0me]

During this video my pants came off. Too bad i'm not a girl, and i'm not single. But then again, neither are you?

[quitecomely]

@liquidchr0me I wasn't wearing pants while making this video...

[snosilmoht]

...really?

[quitecomely]

@snosilmoht Yes, really!

[snosilmoht]

@quitecomely  awesome, I like your humor

[quitecomely]

@snosilmoht Thanks man. I like you!

[Jonny2ts]

first

[quitecomely]

@Jonny2ts Third by my count.

[dalilman2]

You can have my mom she's a whore :0)

[quitecomely]

@dalilman2 Intriguing!