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  • "Broken In Essence" "Broken Innocense" "Broken In A Sense".. english is quite versatile.

  • Oh my god I've READ Broken innocence. It's by one of my favorite yaoi smut authors <3333 JADEEE

  • Ralph is just sitting there like, "Oh God, why?"

  • OMG LOL!!!!

  • well there goes my childhood

  • Well, that was rather tame. If he'd been made to read one of those BDSM fics with Harry being gangbanged by Death Eaters daily this could've been more awkward.

  • NOO! YOU CUT HIM OFF TOO EARLY ANDY!

  • I had a moment where I went "Oh crap... I really hope it isn't mine..."

  • @RaineAtMidnight I'm sure allot of people had a moment of that! haha this is just epic. Does anyone have a link for the Dan Radcliffe one?

  • THIS IS EPIC.

    But the text itself was pretty tame. They should have given him some Bellamort. Small canon evidence plus more chemistry plus I would have died. =D

    

  • @littlegirloffire Seconded!

  • Drarry stuff can be much worse. I was forced to read it by someone. *shudder*

  • i cant watch this. i seriously don't think i can.

  • The music is what made this unbearably hilarious. And uncomfortable.

  • what

    the

    ACTUAL

    F..

  • Poor Ralph and JK Rowling

  • I......am actually blushing....

  • My mind is forever unclean! :'(

  • he's like "oh dear god no."

  • Ralph Fiennes owns for actually reading that

  • Dafuq?

  • Man, and that's not even the extreme stuff...

  • @BonnyBlackSwan That's practically fluff compared to some slash...

  • @redcrystal I can think of ten or fifteen pieces of Voldemort porn off the top of my head that this is lighter than...

  • I can NEVER watch Schindler's List ever again, now.

  • Me gusta

  • I cant be the only one here with a rock hard dick after that

  • Ralph Fiennes is just awesome for doing this.

    Funny thing?

    He was most more embarrassed by the porn than the fanfiction xD

  • OMG, I feel so dirty now LMAO

  • ok thats enough internet for today

  • I know EXACTLY where to find that story. You need a password to access it. This is ridiculous.

  • OK, he said, "Harry tried not to moan as Voldemort stroked him."

  • Heh-heh, what a good sport! I thought the line was "Harry tried not to moan into his scrotum." What would "strode him" mean, straddle? Really really funny!

  • yeah those erotic spoofs, I remember when remus lupin fucked leonardo di caprio up the ass.... oh wait, that really happened

  • @bleeduntildeath ...what?

  • @ShadowPhoenixKC ever see the movie total eclipse?

  • @bleeduntildeath No I have not. Never even heard of it.

  • @ShadowPhoenixKC I saw it, never heard of it before at the time, wished I'd never seen it

  • I love those slippers Ralph is wearing. LOL!

  • my generation is weird....

  • So glad I stopped reading Harry Potter fanfics

  • What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • @VoorheesMachete those eyebrows need to be raised with pleasure.

  • Mother of God...

  • God, his nose is huge!

  • I have the weirdest boner right now!

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*clopclopcl­op*LOLOLOLOLOL

  • Lord Voldemort has inspired a lots of PORN

    Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone

    DAT MUSIC

    "(...)Harry tried hard not to moan as Voldemort strode him(...)"

    OH GOD, WHY!?

  • @Ktooosiek28

    thank you, i watched the video but only became clear after you quoted it exactly in the comments.

  • @GetterRay No problem, took me a few tries until I understood it by myself :)

  • "So... Harry - says Voldy - do you want swing my wand for awhile?"

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