Jim Jefferies Last Wish for a Friend Part 2.wmv

[TheSickboy311]

WTF HAPPENED TO PART 1?

[BlackWatchers]

@TheSickboy311 Maybe check out David Cross(Passion of the Cross)_F#ck'n Rulz!-thats how I got here!_Was a cross link-Cheers

[BlackWatchers]

@TheSickboy311 Alcoholocaust Tour London-Check that out -Cheers

[therandomdot]

What is it with sound on youtube? I've got my system volume maxed, wav volume maxed, youtube volume maxed ... and it's still only moderatly loud enough.

[eezysqueezy]

@therandomdot Whoever uploaded it sets the levels. It is a bit low, though.

[maryFUCKINtran]

what happened to part 1 ?

[bongolongo]

Being a comedian is one thing, Jim's an empathic storyteller, and that's really something.

[mxfreestyle08]

every time a comedian makes fun of something or just a video makes fun of something, theres always a comment going "I have that, and this is funny as hell" so wtf..

[Milesk072296]

I honestly haven't laughed this hard in so long omfgggg this is the funniest shit I've ever heard lmfaoooo

[The1stFishBone]

Sometimes the world is a great place.

[Jackbar52]

Whoever posts part one again will get many views from me!!!

[zicuenca]

is that a cunt in the background?

[nactan]

@zicuenca *foreground

[stalkingcat123]

where is part one?



[xtendereagle30x]

Does anyone know what this standup special this is called? I want to watch the whole thing.

[chestercheese1112]

@xtendereagle30x alcoholocaust

[dhammerindy]

I saw Jim perform this material live in Indy a few years ago. It was pretty funny. He showed his talent though when he did some improv at the end. It was also cool that he stayed outside of the club after the show and let people take pics with him.

[underballbutter]

too bad they took down part one>:(

[HarryMaddison]

he's wasted hahahaha jim j is a legend

[shakes0178]

Disabled sex puppeteer! Fuckin hilarious

[10jessez]

is he dead? oh did check that...

[atrios28]

Tangible fucking Love.  Dedicated to friends of the 80s & the Great Snibbly

[thenextmarlon]

would even sign in to like the vid...:D

[alholdem91]

haha oh man that was fucking hilarious. How is this guy not more famous?

[muttley299]

i like the taxi driver bit just typical aussie. "I'll drive you home for free, I just need to know what happened" LOL

[todomusika]

I just discovered Jim and already LOVE him! Truly amazing guy!

[BreatheElectro]

He is genuinely funny.

[DragonTycoon]

...what happens if you hit the Apple sign....

[macheteready]

"hanged out"



[tubble6]

this shit is funny as fuck

[cookquay]

awesome



[garagerob]

these two parts are sooo funny yet heart warming.......I hope they're true for Dan!!

[donk525]

9 and a half inches of disables misery!! fucking LOL!!!!

[donk525]

@donk525 disabled*

[TheZodiac702]

@Nostalgic because if you had any intelligence at all, then you would know that there are about 45 different types of Muscular Dystrophy. So instead of being a one sided jack-ass, that has no clue what he is talking about before you open your mouth, maybe you should research something before you sound like an ignorant fuck. But no worries mate, have fun being a complete ill-informed asshole. You will go far in life..

[BurningCubesofIce]

@TheZodiac702 He was simply asking a question. No need to go apeshit on him. You have to learn to forgive people for not taking a major in Muscular disabilities.

[vampcrush]

dans packing heat lmao

[TheCmoney453]

"I washed it before we came out"

[Tatsuhiko]

Best comedic story ever told. Ever.

[ComplexCarlo]

I havent laughed this hard in awhile. Much love for Dan!

[TheZodiac702]

Shit I have Muscular Dystrophy and that was the funniest shit I have ever heard..And I would like to thank him for explaining where all our muscles have went..lol

[Nostalgic101]

@TheZodiac702 so how'd you type this?

[lisaking22]

He's a great friend to Dan... when you sift through the insensitive bits that he added for the act, you can tell that he genuinely loves his friend. Awesome story...and I think I love Jim even more now than I did 30 mins ago!

[Sarahm1655]

Ha love this bloke! And the story is kind of sweet, in a way!

[badmuthaphucka]

i so wanna go to australia now

[ImahGoer]

9 times out of 10 I hit the apple sign !!!! LOL.

[bhumypepsi]

WHT d hell man.. i coudn't watch any of the parts.. :( I love JIm Jefferies, and not being able to watch his clips cuzse of stupid internet problems makes me sad :(:(

[LadyIgrayne]

This cock's so fucking big I think that's why the rest of his muscle's didn't work! ROFLMAO

[bobmoore20]

absolutely hilarious

[danielkael07]

You cant put a price on that...

well 180... is the uh exact... exact figure...

hahahha God love him <3

[bizzybonezack]

This is fucken amazing

[sphinx129]

"9 times outta 10 i hit the apple sign" hahahahahahaahha

[sphinx129]

"9 times outta 10 i hit the apple sign" hahahahahahaahha

[szadun]

Mr. Jefferies is a bro and a gentleman.

[szadun]

Mr. Jefferies is a bro and a gentleman.

[defminerva13]

funny and inspirational

[FreakmundZoid]

what an inspiring story

[Juggalo972]

Now if THAT ain't a good friend, I dunno what is!

[erikamorrisonbonham]

"this cock's so fuckin' big I think that's why the rest of his muscles didn't work!!!"  XD

[TheJarhead22]

lol dislikes.........if you disliked the first part why the hell did you go to the second part....damn trolls

[jackiejackie44]

If Jim was religious he would be a saint, but instead I think he is the logical and reasonable representative of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on Earth. You're a absolute legend mate.

[bojan86]

OH dear lord I haven't laughed so hard since I watched Clerks 2

[Mikeybetts]

i'll drive you home for free, i just need to know what happened!

[kinglegault]

Push push blow blow

[NjViana]

you're NOTHING until you've washed your disabled brothers ..... lmaoooo

[DomAlmighty16]

Now, what nobody knew, about this 32 year old virgin, is that Dan's packin' heat! I'm talkin' 9 and a half inches of disabled misery!

[andyjjones]

The random bust of laughter at 11:48 from someone in the audience made me absolutely piss myself.

[PoorlyDeveloped]

WHO IN THE FUCK DARES TO DISLIKE THIS VIDEO. MUST HAVE BEEN REJECTED BY HOOKERS. LAWL.

[ariess2019]

this has to be one of the funniest if not the funniest stand up ive heard!!!

[jmartinb780]

i would like to say that if anyone got offended ...its ok..but this guy is like me..blunt.. if the story is true ..ok..is it you?...well then live in your life ... fuck it .. lesson of the day.....dont get pissed off if you cant control it..... its funny to see people getting all pissed for someone who are still going to do what he does....i literally laugh at anyone who gets pissed off at me when im cursing in public...so they can do and say what they want but i cant?.... fuck off....

[MrDaredevildave]

it was badass at the end where he just walks away

[siemvandenberg]

@MrDaredevildave SPOILER



[noicon85]

The sad thing about this, the whole bit, describes my friends and me. Kinda scary.

[plhjp90]

That really is love...



[salmon020]

greatest comedian ever

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

that was an amazing joke!

[disfiguration]

are you guys that stupid that you don't know this was made up?

[Jaredhalterman]

@disfiguration evidence that it was made up?

[NScott45]

@disfiguration who has EVER given a FUCK about whether a story is real or not? Have you ever gone out your room and hung out with people? not too often I suppose

[disfiguration]

@NScott45 Do you not see the comments Im referring to, saying this comedian should be ashamed for making fun of his friend? Like seriously, before you fuckin waste your time and mine replying to my comment, take a fuckin look. Yes, I get out of my room once a month the rape the shit out of your mom, but other than that, I spend my time replying to clueless faggots like you, indeed.

[NScott45]

@disfiguration I responded to the wrong user XD apologies

[Jagabot]

Jim Jefferies and Louis C.K. are the two funniest men in comedy today. Pure and simple.

[Boomer8080]

@Jagabot Check out Steve Hughes

[Jagabot]

@Boomer8080 Awesome stuff, thanks for that!

[Platinumham]

fuck genious

[bootneckbonz]

I'm loving the fact that no-one his disliked this video! You'd have to be a bit of a prick to dislike this though!

[666ThaScarecro666]

@bootneckbonz done and done ;)

[Tawnyj]

In a sick, twisted way... this was kinda touching =P

[Wolfdrugs]

@Tawnyj it was!! :')

[acemisterxxx]

talk about a deserved standing ovation! Man I wish I was in that audience

[hellangelzx]

For about 25 minutes straight I just laughed at a story about a physically disabled dude getting his cock sucked off. Welp.

[gauhia]

priceless.

[Eeeeeeediot]

AMAZING

[kimgrm8]

Touching, and so funny.

[styops]

That was amazing. He's brilliant.

[eqsmooth]

I don't think you can make that story up. I sat through a 25 minute joke? I just wanted to know what happened.

[icommentonurstuff]

the funniest bit of stand up i have ever heard. thanks for the upload

[callofhonor3]

fucking awesome!



[gatorscoops]

this show fuckin rocks..... and i hit the apple 10 out of 10.

[ajaxhobbit]

come onnn!!

[Lancersbane]

Don't know whether I should feel sorry for Dan having Jim as a friend. either way, good job.

[GauntV]

i hope to god thats a true story, its one of the greatest ive ever heard! funniest shit ive seen in a very long time!