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  • sooo fake it makes me laugh =P

  • Yeah Dougie Had A Child When He Was 15! Yes He's Stupid But Not That Stupid

  • @flonesGDpudd that's true he can be daft but he is dougie poynter and we can trust him in quite a few things including having a baby at the age of 15!

  • @mygoodluckcharlie123 but its still fake

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  • thats such a bullshit story

  • Like they say in their song LIES!

  • Lol... such a lie, Douglie doesn't have an kids. haha losers.

  • i cant read it anyway what does it say and i already know its fake dougie dont have a kid but im curious

  • no, its all lies

  • The child's aunt was supposedly called Vagina x'D

    Vernon Kay never hosted totp...

    .. This rather amused me on the whole :')

  • lies.

  • THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!

  • tht is so fake vermon kay never hosted totp. plu sdougi ehas 2 baby cosuins 1 called crystal and a boy who i forgot his nme

  • his father walked out on him when he was a kid so really dont believe he would ever do the same plus could you ve even been able to make an even faker looking document?

  • @missTheMindsuck George!!! He's adorable:P

  • That´s not true. No way.

  • that isn't true.. so when you want to write something for Dougie don't write lies.. and in one video he says '' I love kids" so if he really has a child he will show or say to us!!!

  • that cant be true!!!!!! he's so young to have a child!!!! and even if he did we would've heard about it publicly and Dougie didnt mention that he has a "child" in any of the videos!!!

  • What a load of crap.

  • Fake! So obvious!

  • Fake, fake, fake, they have nothing to do through the day and they begin to make these fake items

  • what a joke.

  • fake

  • But. look at the article. The newspaper would have been put through so many spell checkers etc. And look at that *fletcher added " i THOUGH dougie loved me." missed a T. Worst microsoft word made document ever.

  • That Articicles A Fake!

  • yeah, he just 16 in 2003 ! btw, he joined the band in 2002 which he was 15 years-old. it cant be

  • it's his baby cousin i think

  • this article is totally fake! dougie dosent have a kid!

  • totally not true, theres spelling mistakes.

  • why dougie cant it be zac efron at least dougie is the youngest in the band and btw this was mad at microsoft word peace out people

  • yeah. i could have made a better attempt. and im failing IT i think :L

  • Fake.

  • thats not true at all

  • holy shet.

    thought this was real.

  • slash.....

  • lol

    fletcher adds: "i thought he loved me"

    haha

    nice song tho

  • It looks like this article was made on microsoft word

  • wtf is this rubbish shit?!?!?

  • This is bullshit.

    Whoever thinks this is true is mental.

  • dis is shit. theyre lying...its a good thing, though. i dont want him 2 hav a kid wit a sleezy bitchhhh. ughh

  • Huh! Rubbish! Everybody knows he's the father of my child.

    Lol. Just kidding.

    By the way, it's so obvious this is a fake newpaper article. Grow up people. Don't expect anyone to believe this.

  • I can't belive it...

    Obviously it's a joke, or "the mother" of Kristal whants Dougie money...

    It only could be that guys !!!!

  • hey, everyone is so confused about his age, he was 15 but he turned 16 in november, this is funny but it is so not true

  • um hes 21, honestly!

  • hes 20. turns 21 in november x

  • Hes 22 In November

  • im not that good at maths. or anything academmically tbh. i was out one year. Bleurghh -stupid me. ;]

  • Hehe Honest Mistake

  • this isn't real

  • omg i actually laughed xDD cute singing, dougie, tho!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  • lol dougie could never have a kid at 16 but he could possibly have a kid at 22 with me!

  • i actually loled.

  • 2003? that means he would have been 16, right?

    whoa

  • yeah he was 16

  • depends, if it was before november he would have actually been 15

  • nah he was 15 in 2003...so obv it isnt true about him having a kid...even though i read somewhere that he lost his virginity when he was 15 but i dout very much that he has a kid...x]

  • agreed.

  • haha, this is well funny. as if tom would say ''i thought he loved me, not her'' and if dougie had a child he would spend more time with her.

    it would be cute though!

  • i dont know, tom can be pretty sarcastic sometimes. "personally i think me and dougie make a cuter couple but whatever" - @tommcfly to @FrankietheSats But yeah, your right ;]

  • haha, this is hilarious.

  • Dá pra ler tudo ¬¬'

  • not true whatsoever

    but i love this song in his voice :D

  • (on my friends acccount)

    p'ahahah dont make me laugh. dougie have a kid? i dont think so! kind of pathetic

  • Haha, its a shame its so hard to read as its pretty funny!

    Love him.

    xxx

  • i dont know, but the voice is really beautiful ;

  • HAAAAAAA

  • obviously he doesnt have a kid

  • lol tom

    "i thought he loved me, not her"

  • Its Not True. i Was Ready Bliss Mag And It Sed Dougie Lost His Virginity When He Was 15 :O

  • how can he take care of a kid he still is one

  • it was a joke.

  • Dougies stil a kid himself XD

    Aww hes so phitt!

  • wot the hell do it say ?

  • rumour, but its funny! XD has dougie a kid?? OF COURSE NO! hah xd everybody knows that xdxd

  • She's supposed to be born in 2003 ? Then obviously she can't be 1 years old... Bullshit. Loved Tom haha "I thought he loved me, not her !" xD

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  • does it say that the baby was born in 2003? of it was born in 2003 dougie would have been 15 when she was born, 14 when the baby was ummmm yea

  • i found that well funny XD

  • That is so typical Tom,

    "I thought he loved me, not her!" XD<3

    Well, that dougie has a doughter-thing,

    I actually dont care. Lets the guy have a baby if he has one?

    This is probably a false rumor,

    but who cares? ;)

  • Are u lot all stupid? read it properly, this rumour was posted on the internet by some idiot this time last year and this elle davies claims thier 'daughter' is 1 years old well how the hell is that possible she would have been 5 or 6 so there you have it. Even though this was obviously a load of bullshit in the first place. I think who ever made this shit up has way too much spare time on there hand, a freaky obsession and needs to pay a trip to the phsyciatric ward. CONCLUSION: ITS BOLLOCKS! x

  • its all.. LIES LIES LIES (8)

  • Love That Song

    Lies Lies Lies ♪♫

    haha Sorry And This Is A Load Of Rubbish Its Just A Rumour That Isnt Funny!

  • this is soooooooooo fake! i mean it doesnt even make sense! tom wouldnt say that for a start anyway! this is 100% FAKE! F.A.K.E!!!

  • bull SHITT !! he obviously doesntt liike !

  • it is fake

  • hahaha this has to be one of the funnest things iv seen in ages someone has gone through soo much time and effort to try and make a cleb seem like a idiot

  • thats a fake you can tell

  • no it's not true

    sum people think this becouse there r photos of him holdin his cuzin

  • LMAOOOOO vagina.

    i cant believe people even questioned if this was true.

    as if.

    vagina..

  • it cannot be true !

    lmfao.

    her older sister vagina ?!

    i actually died when i read that.

    hahahahaha.

  • so fakeeee

  • You can so tell its fake - it says that Krystal lives with Elles older sister Vagina!!!!!!!!!

  • this is weellll fakee

  • :| Omfg :\

  • He would of like been 14/15 I doubt it..

  • this is fake.

    there are so many different versions of this story, its always changing.

    FAKE!!!!

  • You are right this is a fake we all know Dougiue would neevr do such a thing!

  • Why would Tom say "I thought he loved me not her" If you read it it doesn't even sound like something that be in a newspaper

  • lmao hu eaa came up iwv this must b like the biggest lozer evaa lol how sad lol...xx makes lught so much HAHAHA!!!

  • its not ture its just sum rumur some dump paper made up but if u r not sure what to believe asked dougie he can soon tell you

  • this is soooooo fake

    only someone who hates him would say that and it doesn't even look like a newspaper article. so if people think this is real they are sooo stupid and get ur facts right.

  • this is so fake!

    tom would never say that kinda thing in a newspaper! ..it doesnt eve look like a rel newspaper!

    and dougie would never leave his childfre cos he loves kids and his dad did the same thing to him and his family!

    anyway in 2003 he wudve been 15!

    FAKKEEE

  • k, it says with a short 3month thing in 2003!!! he would have been like 15 .. :|:|

    this isen't true at all.

  • well you never know....there are 15 year olds who have children you know....but i do hope its not true...but if it is then awsome :) im sure he would be a terrific dad :)

  • yeah and actually he said that he lost his virginity when he was 14 :/ kinky! haha but that's totally a lie. he don't has any child yet :)

  • lol

  • it doesn't look like an actual newspaper so it's as they say ssssoooooo FAKE!!!!!

  • haha!what a fix!bet someone just created that for a laugh.

  • Anyway Dougie would never leave his kid cos thats what I heard his dad did to him and his family

  • OMG Of course its not true other wise Tom has officially come out

    I think that whole thing is fake btw cos Tom would never and I mean NEVER say that otherwise all us slash fans out there would not be asking them to finally come out

    Its funny though!! big LOL

  • Well he did loose his virginity when he was

    15, with a girl he had been with for a few months, i don't really know what to believe.

  • mcflt wernt even out in 2003 yuh cock.

    ovioudly its not true, hes only young, he only just turned 21 wich was yesturday 30.11.08

    and today is 1.12.08

    i think people should stop speading these rumours, so shut the fuck up, yuv never met dougie poynter and i dout that yuh ever will so why make stupid ridiculous rumours about the poor bloke, get over yurself.

    WHAT A LOAD OF BOLAXE

  • oh what does it matter loads of people have kiddies.leave the poor lad alone

  • FLOYNTER.

    for the feckin' win.

    lol, virgina.

    i love slash.

  • ...Fake. ::)

  • LMAO!

    Bit of Floynter there I see ;)

  • yeh wat a load of shyyyt

    xx

  • haha loooooool!! imagine if he comes across this!! he'll p*ss himself laughing!!

  • lol

    so not ture

    + he'd of been some thing like 16-17 in 2003.

    :L

  • in 2003? 15 - 16 at the end.

  • FakeFakeFakeeeeeeee

  • lmfao... Can I point out theres a horrible spelling mistake in there...

    Apparently Krystal lives with "Virgina" rofl.

    Fake.

  • ahaahahahaaha LOL

  • i no its false but if u need proof then the fact that a newpaper wudnt rite summin that shit:L and spell krystal two ways kristal:D

    ty:D

    X

  • please tell me this isn't true!

  • so not true

  • lmfao. you couldn't get much faker.

  • i cant read it!!!!!

  • haha

    not been mean but

    that int true

    &* y post that on youtube

    u cud just mek it worse for dougie if its a stupid rumour wich it is..jhust a spot of advice dont post stuf lyk this agen and whoevah actului wrote thats just sik

    x

  • lol y post this on youtube wtf can u not tell this is fake or is this a joke tht im not gettin??

  • whoever put this out did it for publicity

  • dude, use that thing in between your ears.... so not true duh

  • that cant be true

  • its not true haha

  • OMG! what a lie! can't believe someone can shit so much... xD

  • omg how shit can u get...every one noes that hes the father of my kid...lolz (joke btw)

  • i cant read that even in big screen...how old is the kid menna b?

  • hes 20 now

  • Soz m8 but thats so obviously a fake

  • Hahahahah

    As if that real!

  • ROFLROFLROFL. i love how half these comments are like "it can't be true...can it?" you're genuinely ridiculous if you believe this.

  • The idiots that rote the report just wanted to get promoted or whateva the person (people)are fags for making up that dougie has a kid! no way!

  • What the FUCK 's wrong with people about fags???

  • Dudes, this isn't true. There's also another article about it and it's faked so much. it's pretty funny really at how pathetic someone was to actually make this.

  • thats soo not true.

    hes only 21,i dont think hed have a kid by now..

  • this is made by some faker g-g so not true SAUHASUHSA

  • but Tom wouldn't say "i thought he loved me" ..or something..would he? that's not "tom like" maybe if he was joking around he might say that...but this isnt funny...but i dunno...i don't think that it's true..but it's hard to say..

  • dougie is singing ill be ok

  • oh yh he is 2 i didnt realy have the vol up lolz

    :P

  • what that text says??i can't read

    this is gay

  • this is gayyy

  • o ye dougies reli gonna av a kid in 2003 lyk such a retarted idea cum on lyk! McFly 4eva x

  • nah. looks like it was done up on someones home computer.

  • I don't think it's a case of being too young cause alot of people have children at that age... Afraid to say..:L

    But I really don't think it IS true cause there would be at least a bit more publicity about it..

    xx

  • yeah , excactly..there would be more publicity about it...

  • He would be 14 in 2003 tho so its fake!

  • would he not be 15? if hes 20 now. i'm not good at maths so i'm probably wrong :P

    xx

  • Yep funny how its jsut when mcfly start?!

    Its a load of crap..im sorry but it isnt true!

    Dont you think that if it was it would have been in a lot more papers?

    Just something fake

  • that is obviously a hoax cuz in 2003 he would be 14 and thats way too young to have a baby and i agree with itsiselinbitch he is too wild for having a baby! but i hope it is a hoax cuz we all love him lol x

  • in 2003 he was only 14, & he lost his viginity when he was 15 so blaitz not true :)

  • its creepy how much you know about the guy

  • haha well im obsessed soo :P

  • Haha:P...dont think so^^...he is to Wild for haveing a baby:)And i agree With ilovedannyjones4ever in 2003 he was only 14 so..mabe a bit too young:P..

    Dougie is 100%sexy and harry is 2^^

  • it says that he had the baby in 2003 that means he was 14

  • I doubt very much it's true.

    Tom:'I thought he loved me, not her!' Clearly he's taking the mick cause it's a load of garbage. LOLOL.

  • yup its true... in fact, i gave birth to our beautiful baby girl!

    HAHA jk.. i wish.

    nahh this is just a joke..

    dougie's not a daddy

    yet. x] lollz

  • this better not be true...

  • if it was treu but it isnt they have to show a pic

  • This is not true!

    Ina clip Dougie says that the funniest romur he ever heard about him self was that he had a child, so I don't think it's true!

    And by the way, all McFly fans including myself would know about it!

  • what Clip Was That?

  • like hell thats fake every mcfly fan wuld no about it

  • It's quite obviously a joke lol.

    Tom's quote...'I thought Dougie loved me, not her.'

    Yes, he would have obviously have said that after hearing the news that Dougie was a father :|

  • and the fact that the oldest sibling is called "vagina" lol

  • hahaha i seen that too! i was like 'does that say vagina??' hahah