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  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2821

  • Hilarious!!!!!!!! :)

  • I love Ms Swan she's so funny/cute

  • boo

  • Ms. Swan- Hey! you kiss your mother with dat mouth?

    Lady at concession stand- As a matter of fact, i do...(i got something else you can kiss, i'll tell ya' that!)

    ha ha ha i love this

  • Are there any sugar coated Cats and Dogs? :-P

  • good stuff

  • Say what u mean and mean what u say well look who's talking miss swan hahahahahahahaha luv it

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  • I'll take it... I take it like a man xD

  • TROLOLOLOLOL " YA YA YA I TELL U EVERTING ! " :D

  • so funny - but if this happens to me i would slap her so hard...

  • OMG THATS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

  • HAHA xD Ms. Swan.

  • ok u go...lol

  • You kiss your mother with that mouth! <3 lol

  • @care2much2 it's not "kiss" it's diss

  • @yofoy24 its kiss u noob

  • @ksrw395 ok it`s diss u asshole and u probably don`t know what DISS is reatrd ok?

  • @yofoy24 why would she ask her if she diss her mother with that mouth ????????? ...its kiss !!! .....like if any of you read this and know its kiss

  • @ksrw395 diss means to say a mean word

  • @yofoy24 i know what it means....just stop commenting

  • @yofoy24 Obviously you don't understand her sweet. It's "kiss"...common sense.

  • this is ma favorite comedy person hahahahha

  • do they still play mad tv?

  • @rubberbandgurl320 Nope :(

  • what size would you like? ok LOL

  • "I also want a drink."

    "FOR THE LOVE OF MARY!! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK??!"

    "small mountain dew."

    "what??"

    "do the dew!!"

    LOL she just got told

  • That awkward moment when you don't know who the ".... sent me here"-person on the top comment is..

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  • She's so funny..

  • I wish snack prices at the movies were still this low, I wanna be able to buy all the snacks I want for 10 dollars ):

  • DORA THE EXPLORER!KIDS LOVE YOU!I dont cuz you always ask people Where Is The ...(ex.flower), when the flower is obviously covered by a friggin cloud that is usually floating.

  • wow funny !! hilarious !! extremely hilirailously funny!!!

    

  • WAIT THATS LOIS GRIFFEN

  • Is this Alex Borstein?! Hahah! genius! xD Love it.

  • this video has speed?

  • My friend Nic dressed as Coach Hines for the halloween day today.

  • My movie theater charges like 5 dollars for candy. Now thats a ripoff

  • I sent myself here...>.>

  • I wish i could have ms.Swan's autograph...

  • wow back then it would have been 2.75 and know Twizzlers is 7 dollars and a drink 6 :)

  • I worked at an office with a woman like this. I don't how she kept her job. But she did, for 20 years.

  • well say what u mean and mean what u say

  • The candy and the soda are only $2? In reality, that would cost $7 in a movie theatre AT CHEAPEST

  • I love Ms swan any body know the name of the grown man who plays a baby in mad tv

  • Like this if your watching this in 1943.

  • i feel like i get so many customers like miss swan when you ask them what size they want they just say yea lol

  • This is like my most favorite Miss Swan vid!

  • if you wanna see the actress who plays miss swan write on the youtube search bar "mad tv my gay dad"

  • OMG!!!!! Funniest Video on YouTube

  • how much for the stool? next time i go to a movie im gonna annoy tgem just like miss swan

  • OH FOR THE LOVE OF MARY!!

    <3Miss Swan<3

  • Duuh Herrooooo! I needah talk to sum boodeeeh!

  • Like if you're a time traveler and you're watching this in 2020.

  • this is funny as hell .. " how much for the stool "

  • God I'll be fucking pissed if I met her in real life.

  • SHE HAS A HAIRY BUSH

  • hey u kiss ur mother with that mouth lol

  • i absolutely LOVE miss swan !!!!!! :D

  • PROMISE ME PROMISE ME!!!

    XD

  • thumbs up if joe joe sent you here.

  • Okay. I tell you everyting

  • So funny!

  • what size would you like....

    okay

  • Lol I love this video to funny

  • sweets for the sweety

  • ILove how Ms. Swan Pucker's Her Lip's At The guyxD

  • thumbs up for pissed black lady in the back

    

  • Hilarious .funny Chinese lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • How much is the stool haha

  • i tell you everytin

  • She's hilarious.. <3

  • ya ya what u can get for me lol i love that part

  • I tell you evryting!!

  • I tell u airtang!!

  • Hey the cashier is mo collins

  • i watch it every year

  • Bon Qui Qui should've taken her order

  • Well say what u mean and mean what u say!! Lmaao

  • Jayy Von Monroe Sent Me Here

  • @AskingEmily97 he is amazing <3

  • movie theaters always rip u off

  • @lookerup Their favorite line being, "For an extra .75 you can get a large." -__-

  • @mccartneyjay love how hotdogs are like 5 dollars o.o

  • @lookerup Yess. And that's why I eat before, or bring my own food.

  • 125 people don't have a sense of humor

  • LMFAO 1:08 what size would you Like? Okay...

  • 04:35 she says i take it like a man :p haha

  • this my homeroom teacher!

  • who does Ms.Swan at madtv?

  • @igbarriga alex borstein she also plays lois on family guy

  • 2:36 BAZOOKA ? AMERICANS have Bazooka WTF ? I though it was only in Argentina that gum

  • @mqmqmwmw Thats like asking if they have pizza in Itally.

  • @mqmqmwmw i really though it was on phil.

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  • shes the voice of lois griffin

  • 124 people dont know everyting

  • @skieBLACKX suck one cunt

  • do the dew!! hahaha

  • " i cannot taste a difference " LMFAOO

  • "What size would you like?" "Ok"

  • Like this if ur watching this in 2011.

  • @kimmm678 This comment trend doesn't even make sense, not like it's an impossible feat to watch a video in a certain year.

  • @kimmm678 thumbs up if you're watching this in 2038

  • @kimmm678 Haha, rt!! - Plz checkout my Miss Swan Prank Call!! xD ;;

  • @kimmm678 Miss Swan is the shitt!! - lz check out my prank call of her!! haha(:

  • AYE ITLL BE OKAY JUST CHILL!! HAHAH

  • dhcdi love it

  • reminds me of work

  • AWWW THX 2 U!!!! LOL

  • omg she is so funny lol

  • a sweet for the sweetie hahaha

  • sooooooooooooooo funny

  • "hey you kiss your mother with that mouth"

  • "hey you kiss your mother with that mouth

  • oh, thanks to you~

  • do da dew!

  • Look at Bunifa in the back LOL

  • I Like To Bit off both ends and use as a straw you try promise me i said promise me

  • Too funny

  • halarios

  • lool all time fav madtv

  • LOL I miss the Old school mad Tv!

  • LoL :D

  • U try to rip me off?

  • I Cannot Taste a Difference

  • Love (:

    The best YouTube show out there !!

  • Lmao! First time seeing this show and can't stop laughing!!!

  • look like a man

  • Ms Swan for President

  • @H2OSecrets  yes!!!!! lol

  • @H2OSecrets ur sexy

  • @Jessroxyo um ok...........

  • @H2OSecrets will u be my husband

  • @Jessroxyo im a girl! im 12!

  • @H2OSecrets thats cool my names pedobear im 69

  • @Jessroxyo look im not tryin to be rude but i dont want to talk to a pedaphyle

  • @H2OSecrets nope... im watching this in 2033

  • @H2OSecrets MS SWAN IN 2012!! :-D

  • @vidwatcher31951 i sure hope so XD

  • @H2OSecrets I'd give my vote for that one. Sewiously.

  • @airwolfman hahahhahahaha

  • "hey, you kiss your mother with that mouth"

    ROFL

    she is totally awesome with comedy, ill tell u evvyting

    lol

  • AWESOME

  • get me something sweet for tha sweetie! 

  • i take it like a man.

  • Wait how much for the stool?

  • one dollar cause it opened

  • i wish drinks at the movies were only 2.75...

  • lmaoooo!!!!

  • Tanks to youuu

  • "do da do" lmfaoo!!!

  • hahaha!! (: i -3 ms. swan !! shes awesomee-3

  • This comment look like a man

  • Awesome! :D

  • actually, in some parts she talks like the elderly in my home country. YOU CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH THEM REALLY!!!

  • LMFAOOOO

  • lol i swear she MAKES mad t.v.

  • what do you wan popcon

  • "YOU ARE USING A CHECKBOOK FOR 2.75??" ohh u want a tip. 2.93. LOL

  • I JUST WANNA NO ONE TING, ONE THING WHAT YOU WANT

  • hahaa i freqkin love miss swan shes awsome!(:

    ''OK how much for da top row!():

    lol!(: thumbs up if you agree shes awsome!(:

    how much for the stool!(:

  • hahaa i freqkin love miss swan shes awsome!(:

    ''OK how much for da top row!():

    lol!(: thumbs up if you agree shes awsome!(:

  • "How Much For The Stool?"

  • c'mon do the dew

  • shes louis on family guyy!!!!!

  • yeah okay i tell you.

  • She is the best <3

  • "hey you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

  • Omg that's hilarious;)

  • Omfg Soo Funny Lovee Err..

  • ya ya ok i tell you everyting

  • "what can i get for you?"

    "ya ya what you can get for me"

  • oh my GOD I CAN'T

  • she looks familiar...

  • tanks to you

  • Funniest vid ever!!!!!watch ms swan eyesight or at the ATM best vids ever....oh almost forgot watch ms swan at mcronalds or mcdonalds ...

  • Are you trying to rip me off?

  • Are you trying to rip me off?