Battleship Earth

[XxxCookieMonsterxxXv]

Way to loop-hole out of that one wheezy! (The shirt thing)

[ThePrettyTeenager]

Awwww, healll yeahh!!

[Zaxerman2]

COMBUSTABLE LEMONS



[zukodude487987]

When life gives you lemons, take em. I mean hey,  free lemons XD

[Nerdfighterian]

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Demand to see life's manager. GET MAD!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN- WITH THE LEMONS. I'M GONNA GET MY BOYS TO MAKE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN

[emporer15]

@Nerdfighterian Portal 2 got this from Craig.

[Kaorurules1]

My computer froze at 0:34 weird face for like, five minutes.

[alligatored]

"When life gives you lemons, EXPLODE THEM."

I didn't know that Wheezy was in kahoots with Cave Johnson...

[ssbrwl]

@alligatored Best Comment Ever!

[kate9987]

I racked up soooo hard when you tucked your shirt in!!!! ur a genius!

[actuallydave]

lol, i got a callback for a part as a scottish teenager for the battleship film. seriously. i didn't get it, the guy i auditioned with did; RAGE.

[wearethebomb42]

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade! You make life take the lemons back? What am I supposed to do with lemons? Do you know who I am? I'll burn life's house down: with the lemons! Ill make combustable lemons to burn life's house to the ground!". -Cave Johnson

[JamesR624]

@wearethebomb42 "all right I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Mike life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! Im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon, that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

[mutantcommunist]

awesome stuff I found out:

craig with a wig looks just like colin farrell

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[hideHYDEimcoming]

shiny face bit made me guffaw like a chimp on laughing gas!

[gg10009]

if i ever have a heart attack and the doctor asks me what may have caused it and i have to say "I was watching wheezywaiter... it was explosion wednesday" I swear, I would sue. :D

[princessmononoke99]

Why so sweaty, wheezy waitoh?

[moosmoo11]

my brother tryed out for that movie!! Its about aliens and stuff... (i think).

[Skullwannabe]

My aunt's name is Judy.

[Animefreak2369]

owend

i hope he tucks his shirt agen

[JMXification]

Lmfao @ aunt Judy..

[citylights453]

hahaha amazing response to tucking in the shirt

[coolcookies456]

Do you know sneezes are just mini EXPLOSIONS in you nose? omg i just sneezed lololol

[iliveforcows]

Aunt Judy!

[ShotUrGoldFish]

AMAZING!! Wheezy your response to the tucking shirt was incredible!! THIS IS WHY YOURE MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBER!

[haythereitsmegan]

my birthday was an explosion wed. yay !!

[DaMrMurder]

@haythereitsmegan happy birthday :)

[haythereitsmegan]

@DaMrMurder thanks :D haha 

[mouneeb745]

lets see with ur beard shaved

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

Why is craig with a wig so depressed all the time? =[

[ALIroxCIA]

xD <3 youre awesome

[ToTirDeKK]

EXPLEEZE !!

[Mani231290]

I didn't know you lived in Chigaco, South Africa (See Earth).

[ILikeRandomThingsXD]

it looks like a whale on the the cracked ground!!! O.o

[MimixxKiwi10]

Wheezy you exploded our faces at the beginning.... i have lost your trust..

[jomak222]

Sneezesplosion. Expleeze.

[pontaloon666]

Haha! Nice way of dealing with the comment that said  you should tuck in your shirt!!

[xXKiSsxKoNtAgIoUsxX]

ahahahaahahahahah

[Skibadeeba]

Tucking in your shirt should be a thing now...

[eisforevannn]

Now that's how you tuck a shirt in.

[coldtink93]

dude how the hell did i not come across one of your videos before!?..youre awesome

[Daffy711]

hahah tuck your shirt...

[iMANTlS]

Sneeze handstand, sneezestand

[JamesRashotte]

i make explosions happen with my mind. im like the firestarter girl but with explosions.

[ButtonsAndPillows]

I saw the explosion before you even zoomed in.

[pmundia]

craig with a wig= andre agassi

[likealiteswitch]

YOU ARE RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY

i honestly want to favourite every video i watch of yours

[29732B]

those EXPLOSIONS!!!11!11!!!!!!!!!!! scare me so much

[dontpooponme1]

i live in millwaukee and my mom and i drove passed that cool

[dillygurl]

when life gives you lemons, explode themm :D

[TheKiaLouise]

I laugh so much at that smile the wiggish man makes

[harakirinosaru]

You are the man.

[Nyssa06]

bless you.

[Bobio1138]

I sure hope you get enough money to install some air conditioning. Your always sweaty on your vids.

[diamonddragoniori]

i am kinda new to wheezy....who is judy?.....and wat is he referring to?

[freebty]

i dont give a *shirt*

[lilpup27]

That explosion totally caught me off guard :( I was all looking for money and crap when all the sudden EXPLOSION!

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

I laughed so loudly at your response to the "tuck in your shirt" comment. Amazing! Still laugh...

[amanatee27]

JUDY! lmao, "in with a whimper, out with a mumblemumble i don't give a shirt" aaaaaand your tucked in shirt. very nice. thanks for giving me daily smiles!

[FuryChord]

JUDY! reference at 0:26

[NameWithoutNumber]

Love the tucked in T-shirt. :)

[breakxthexcycle]

ERUIYEIUGHERIUREH the first explosion always gets me! Gonna go actually watch the video now...

[TheStrongBoyz19]

I want you to make Explosion Wednesday a thing!!

[VVS1397]

dude!!! i cracked up so hard when he tucked in his shirt!! :D

[97273998]

@VVS1397 woops acidentl thumbs downXD

[Edgaraks]

so shut up... you're not cool at all... you are f***ing noob...

[Dionamuh]

Good one on the shirt tucking. 

[zengerlingdancer101]

what is the dublydu

[okazianally]

You never fail to make my day better!

[toskoramone]

no no no. it's 'shiny shiny face, sweating like a pig'

[TheJayShadows]

Weezy. explosion wendsday is ALREADY your thing! xD

[ichbineinepako]

I love that movie based on a board game!!!!

[HBKWWF75]

LMAO at the shirt tuck....hilarious.

[petermckracken]

lol fuck that chick. i think your belly is sexy.

[tigerlilymemoirs]

Can you please tuck your shirt in... hahahahahahaaaa I love you!

[unkas9]

wheezy got bearbelly...

[izurz]

wink

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

They're also making Candyland into a movie.

[Immortalgirl123]

You fooled me again, wheezywaiter. (:

[AcePilot101]

If Earth was a battleship, we could go to other planets and blow them up.

That would be fun.

[tootsieroll369]

in the beggining i thought u were reffering to the white thing on the road :)

[coreymv20]

:'''(

[amstel890]

1:13 lmfao

[MrSurface94]

Explosion Wednesdays ftw :D

[ChateauOfADoubt]

You can't just make a movie about ships and try to get more people to watch it because you've associated it with a classic board game.

[malalalell]

sneezesplosion

[StageNameSadie]

ur hott. I ♥ wheezy's facial hair (=

[littlegraham533]

On explosion wednesday's your coffee should explode...:)

[GermanPunkedAmerica]

Dooboleedo

[JeyMichael]

I love explosions!!!!!!!

[raystrife234]

oh come on craig! just make explosion wednesday into a thing already! youve been doing it for like.. well the whole episodes.. on every wednesday..

[boatofpearls]

i hope you saw that car on fire and immediately thought it would be perfect for explosion wendesday

[TheSkittles1001]

You can tell it's a good sneeze when an EXPLOSION came out.

[Mistiewell]

I'm not sure if it should be a thing.

[PirateSammy]

...that tucked in shirt made my life. <3

[ThatOpinionater]

at 1:08 of the picture of the battleship game, in the background you can see the two men playing the game, and the wife and little girl in the background washing up.

[zizamada]

@ThatOpinionater as it should be

[ThatOpinionater]

@zizamada Ever the sexist people we find on youtube :)

[mynameismaitiu]

Wednesdays can't be his thing because not being sure if Wednesday should be a thing IS his thing.

[Sevluver]

You are just full of class, I love it!

[dobermangrl]

i think it should be a thing

[misskrysmac]

Being comfortable with who you are should be your new thing. Just saying.

[SMGleader]

since when do you live in Africa? (when you spun around the earth)

[ryanak88]

@SMGleader Check again. That is North America.

[SMGleader]

@ryanak88 you check again, you can see the red sea at the top, thats Africa go back to geometry

[tpleg]

@SMGleader You're wrong, dude. That's North America without a doubt.

[qTHEDEANOFMEANp]

@tpleg sorry but its africa, you can see the arabian peninsula just look north from the clouds and you can tell it is africa... if u cant there is a problem

[tpleg]

@qTHEDEANOFMEANp Oh, you're right. Sorry, I didn't see that top part, but the way it's cut off by the clouds, it looks exactly like North America. Maybe Wheezy made the same mistake.

Thanks for pointing out my mistake.

[qTHEDEANOFMEANp]

@tpleg no problem, sorry if that made me sound like an ass i apologize

[SMGleader]

@tpleg dude pause and look then look up pics of africa jesus christ when does america have a big piece of land at the top like the red sea

[burritofulcpcake373]

shooting your video in HD? I can tell because Hot Dude! :D

hahaha :)

[kocomotoe]

why make battleship a movie ? thats dumb .... sorry ...

[RandomScale]

who is Judy? =O

[Amii90Vids]

Best. Video. EVAR!

I love your videos. (:

[stonemonkey999]

Tucking in shirt win :)

[Tardisntimbits]

Well played with the shirt Craig. ;D

[mcseppuku]

I call it a facesplosion

[chevysrule70]

craig with a wig's smiles get weirder every time

[Shyguy717]

That is too weird. I saw that exact same car fire.......

[tanyagrzez]

HEY!!! i live in milwaukee. you should've visited.

[TheMarcher109]

your beard is majestic

[KiddJunior67]

You should tuck in your shirt all the time. Everywhere. Everyday. Everything.

[supaflysilver]

the effects of crystal meth.? maybe......

[NerdfightariaSoldier]

Sorry wheezywaiter, I can't watch this video because cool guys don't look at explosions. There's even a song about it..... I think....

[weme91]

@NerdfightariaSoldier if looking at explosions isnt cool... i dont want to be cool.... EXPLOSIONS!

[Magnulus]

@NerdfightariaSoldier Why would there be a song about that? Explosions aren't even a Thing! Psh!

[mustachevillian]

implosion

[ECST4C]

YOINKZ! YOU SAID THE HELL WORD!

[ubertasticupcake]

Your a moist man

[thatjuliaperson]

How many Wednesdays have to be explosive before it becomes a "thing?"

[mynameismaitiu]

@thatjuliaperson as many as there are hairs on his face

[charliemunroe113]

@thatjuliaperson he needs the approval of Oprah

[kkdall123]

@thatjuliaperson Oprah has to approve of it(:

[ImperfectReaction]

see check it out *EXPLOSION* hahaa :')

[LegendShark]

You may need to trim your beard a tad. Or perhaps explode off the untidy ends.

[synonymsforhappiness]

Craig with a wig needs eye drops, I think.

[Tyndle]

@kwelblondie109 OWNED!

[AmuseTV]

hey Craig * see that? You may think it's an asterisk on your screen, it's not. It's an EXPLOSION!!

[maddymoosh]

i love how you talk about the news in your videos. people are so impressed because im so up to date with current events. :)

[1000588]

forgot the pit stains:(

[burritofulcpcake373]

Can you make a design that says "explosion Wednesday!!!!" :3?

[therobott]

1:53 = BIGGEST PWN EVER!

[purplepenguin09]

I love the sneasplosion. xD

[Speelunking]

You know, now I really want a tshirt that says "c'mere I wanna show you something... c'mon... c'mon.........EXPLOSION!!"

[StarBreatherTheMad1]

Hey cletus make sure u wake the kids

[StrictlyFYI]

I watched this on Saturday. Do the explosions still apply?

[member4431]

Your explosion scared me!!!!

[frecklefudge]

U seed blowed up, not blown up, what r u? Gay?

[TheSangryart]

lol shirt tuck in was priceless. :D

[TheCaasi619]

No offense but when you tucked your shirt in you looked a bit *GAY* sorry wheezy!! :( but i stll love your videos!!!!!! :D

[flintonm]

Shiny shiny face, i'm sweating like hell!

Ahaa, love WheezyWaiter

And I love Meekakitty for giving me the knowledge that Wheezy Waiter exists.

:)

[metalvocalistwanted]

|\m/| (^_^) |\m/|

[Madisonmofo]

Milwaukee!? You a wisco man?

[antixarchangel]

explosion wednesday is awesome

[wishfullthinkerr]

You're Cute.

[jswift595]

you landed in africa!

[Muzlalilulelogreyfox]

@jswift595 *faceplam*

[CallMeLilWayne]

haahha

[fingerdrop]

no explosion Wednesday. Well maybe.

[katinatreesee]

So I just showed my brother this. Today's his birthday. It made his day.

[glacier2win]

I don't give a shirt.

[GreyScarfProductions]

it's blown, not blowed.

[QuirkyWitch]

Sexiest handstand EVER! You should tuck something into your beard for double sexy-power.

[taniathepirate]

don't forget about the pigeons, they live on earth too! wallet falling out action!

[onbeyondade]

@msanti78 ha ha thanks, it's very true...

Is it just me or is the " highest rated comment" section a load of poo?

My comment has 42 thumbs up and not even an honorable mention :P

[rotnakleugim]

Two things:

-when you went around the world you landed in africa (wtf?)

-explotion wednesday IS ALREADY A THING

[air64000]

That beard is becoming too Epic. Could you tame you epic forest of awesome? (Don't destroy it, tame you epicness)

[itsMEbiotch1]

@air64000 it would be less epic then

[KungFu4Dummies]

I'm not sure if you should make explosion wednesday a thing, it might not catch on.

[Antoinette2190]

@wheezywaiter I love your belly beard. don't let them hold you down!

[misskatelyn33]

you mean "blown up" my dear!

[Ps3COD4Fan]

1:59 i wonder how long that cellphone will last :P

[Vintagecoats]

With advances in medical science though, maybe we will live that long! We should get the beardlovers to space Craig!

[kirbyking777]

Why so sweaty wheezy? :D

[NahyanChowdhury]

that"s craig"s ugliest smile...his mother should be disappointed for that

[brandolito95]

well that was a piss off... i thought it was jon dore

@megajames12 :)