The Saga Of Biorn

[SuperFnord]

Perhaps he'll be reincarnated and be Bjorn again.

[ISNorden]

I'm a long-time Norse pagan who has no problem with going to Hel (since I'm hardly a warrior in real life)...still, I find this HILARIOUS!

[minitouris]

Dear Norwegian girl whom I chatted to on Omegle. You disconnected, and I do believe you did so by mistake, just after promising to watch this specific video. So here I am, hoping against all hope that you'll be curious enough to go through the comments, and that this comment won't be long lost by then.

If you see this, send a message to my Youtube account.

Sincerely, stranger.

[MrCraigTunstall]

WARNING!!! Boobs!!!!!!

[ninjaspartankx55]

I guess HEAVEN is HELL to VIKINGS.

[renzo3dmax]

AMAZING

[xyllyxyl]

I hope thats what death is like. What ever you belive in. ima have a cool ass heaven now

[VikinglyGamer]

Björn =D

[dviking09]

Odin damned Catholics

[Saltxwater]

Moral of the story is:

Be a viking

[vontoojax]

Flawless



[kshift52]

Christians ruin EVERYTHING.

[WARMASTERISHERE]

Björn*



[Frizzi95]

@WARMASTERISHERE

There are many ways to say the name. Björn, Björnn, Bjørn but Bjorn is the only one that can be typed on an English keyboard, so no its not a typo

[WARMASTERISHERE]

@Frizzi95 True true :D,ok good :)

[spartain555]

i wonder where the other challengers that was killed by nature go to when they die? XD

[RandalfElVikingo]

This is like a viking version of Samurai Jack D:

[Sashique86]

Someone's heaven can be another one's hell :)

[stopglobalswarming]

2:45, that looks like Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy cartoons

[TheTeaTycoon]

4:11 shadow of the colossus.

[chessysensei]

I now want a game where I can toss around flaming nuns.

[necrosx9]

he got to go to heaven but why is the ending so cruel!? poor biorn

[alqpetrova]

Oh no!!! Poor dude!!! Awww

[artildawn]

Hope you graduated with honors... Great short!

[BestaTonlistin]

hahaha heaven is hell

[BestaTonlistin]

I watch a lot of very entertaining things, but for me to laugh outloud, doesn't happen often. Here I was laughing hard after 2 minutes!

[nneisler]

NeedsVery Cute. Needs more Dwarf!

[MightandMead]

It seemed like he could have just as easily let the church burn down and THEN killed the troll.

[wolfshifter13]

Hell looks more exciting than heaven!!

At least theres something different!

[cabronsama]

fuckingsss nuns

[LethalMetalHead]

i like how the name is missspelled

Björn*

Or Bjørn

[MrBlindTony]

FUCK CHRISTIANS!

[mrlogicalman1]

@MrBlindTony at last a true genius

[IRRA1990]

cool

[WolvesFromFenris]

Don´t worry Bjorn... at least you can rape those nuns...

[dgalarza159]

NOOOOOOOOORRRRRDS!

[EPIIIX]

you're my hero

[psyquack]

I'd love to see the valkyrie tapping her fingers waiting for Biorn to die. :D

And teach the nuns a lesson...

[pepsis1987]

Goddamn you, nuns... Let the man rest in peace...

[Nephalen]

haha awesome!

[Sowrd30210]

Aww man that poor bastard,... how could they defile his corpse like that?! Heaven is even more cruel than Helheim!

[MrFishbone111]

I feel so sorry for bjorn,he's a true hero and doesn't deserve that cruel fate...

But it's so entertaining XD

[Kanezeran]

That was fucking unfair. He was never really christian. Just because they buried him in a christian grave, doesn't mean he should go to Heaven. In other words:

GET HIM BACK TO VALHALLA DAMN IT

[incarnedine]

@Kanezeran must have been mormons

[VenemousPhantom]

yes because that's what heaven is...eternal damnation- OH WAIT- no it's actually a perfect paradise that we can't even fathom- but alright. (Totally wouldn't mind trying Valhalla out though :)

[IvySummers1]

awe poor guy... Awesome animation :)

[andymcgaha]

Huh, when all the afterlife doors are spinning there's a picture of Captain Awesome from another Animation Workshop animation.

watch?v=HUQEq3EyaH0

[ForIornHope]

Pause it at just the right second when the different gates are spinning and you'll see an alien holding a sign that says "Scientology Rocks"

[timpustelni]

damn f***ing christians

[davidgeister]

Wonderful!!!!



[ArtinethA]

Ahahahaa

[klimo286]

a triskelion seal! Ariba! haha

[projectda444]

so close bjorn.... so close to the great valhalla. T-T

[NinaKarorin]

He still can beat the crap out of that nuns though...just kidding :P (I don't want any self-righ cristians aka. fanatics thank you very much :/ soo don't bother tag in me or something I won't change my mind :)

[SASGhost1995]

Does anyone have the tracks of the animation?

[SASGhost1995]

poor biorn:(

[xerophyte12932]

9GAG anyone? :P

[Guibauski]

that's sad

[rorokub]

He should have FUS RO DAHed the hell out of those nuns !

[geppegep]

i fucking LOVE this! :D

[WakefulAcorn]

The poor bugger

[Firahun]

"Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!"

watch?v=kD-fPb87mVA

[Shalek]

Fucking nuns.

[MrOwazaO]

Poor biorn D:

[abdur1996]

@duerksjv dude, that's not a good way, i mean in not christian but i won't like saying to someones religion like that, i mean how would you feel if someone says something like that to your religion, so my point is that respect other religions

[TrueDermut]

@abdur1996 Christians can shit on anyone who believes otherwise, and we should lay off?

Afraid they start a crusade on our asses... again?

Dude they did it to them selves, with their holier than thou, better than thou mentality and their overbearing mothering to "save our souls" (read: keep power and make us listen to what they say and do what they want, just becouse they feel they are in the right). Fuck the dark age bastards.

[the2armedman]

@abdur1996 You mean like how Christian 'Extremists' say Muslims are the Devil and are a terrorist cult? I'm Christian, and I feel like the religion is turning into some sort of crazy nut job joke from all the crazy shit they've been doing... When did Jesus say, "Go forth, and conquer all other religions?"

[abdur1996]

@the2armedman not everyone is an evil person

[swordsmith54]

Elevator music?

THIS MUST BE HELL

[Amollion]

WARNING!!! Saving nuns may be hazzardous to your afterlife

[ResaFMkII]

NINJA AXEMAN

[mamadoritos]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHA BRILLIANT! Absolutelly loved it!

[remiag]

Poor Biorn! This film has the saddest ending I have seen D:

[Giovakhiin]

77 nuns watched this video

[DeiligSkitten]

"A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine"

[MrDerfenix]

баш рулит, фигли :)

[EstelNoquelle]

Poor Biorn :(

That is why i don't like religious people. They want make you like them :(

[TheOdarennii]

ну, кто пришёл с баша ? :)

[DiverDark]

@TheOdarennii Я. Тем не менее, мультик прекрасен))

[mustardmayhem101]

i luv this video its hilarious and it has a good story to it

[Upwinger2020]

Thumbs up if you are Christian and you think this video is funny.

[LilleLezpax]

in swedish his name is Björn

[DiNozzoNor]

@LilleLezpax Care much?

[macnavi]

Brilliant!

[TheDaniiboy]

fucking nuns

[ReggaeMetalFox]

poor Biorn ;-;

[ShiitakeWarrior]

NUN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... *jumps through a window*

[Funkroza]

BRILLIANT, I LOVE CELL-SHADE.

[RtosVadumee]

Damn that Christianity..

Aaanywaays, AMAZING film, such beautiful animations! Such a styl would do great in a feature film!

[wolfshifter13]

Basically, in a few short words, Christianity is a fucking bore, and apparently so is heaven!!!

[Piratbosse]

FUCKING NUNS!!!!

[TheScandinavianOne]

Fucking nuns. ;(

Very food movie though!

[Doctormusic2011]

1:25 that's just stupidity

[DepthOfMyBrain]

These guys are capable of recreating Korgoth of barbaria... or even to create new episodes...

[ladyyulia1]

ахаха))прикольный мультик))))

[xxSanadaxx]

Valhalla takes precedence over a Christians afterlife! Damn them!

[geir337]

Great animated story-telling on a theme dear to my spirituality.

[SJHelan]

Sweet short, welcome to your Christian afterlife Biorn.

Seventy four people suffer the boredom of Hellheim.

[Swampax]

Bloody Christians coming and ruining my country - Barely any "vikings" left anymore - And none of them go to Valhalla, because its obviously illegal to just go fight someone to the death

[xxSanadaxx]

@Swampax

There are other routes to Valhalla.

[cobic9]

thats Christianity 

[DepthOfMyBrain]

haha Awesome

[731132]

This is why people should be free to believe or not to believe in anything they want.

[kosiji]

That was great! Cool job!

[Karackal]

The girl I loved died with a weapon in hand, so I will too - just at the off-chance that we could meet again in Valhalla.

[ronaldvolkman]

@Karackal Woman dont go to Valhalla my friend

[Karackal]

@ronaldvolkman This one does or else they have to kick out half of the men in there - or at least I want to believe it :-(

[xxSanadaxx]

@Karackal

A woman who wants to get into Valhalla? Oh be still mine heart.

If you lived and died bravely, you could go to Sessrumnir in Folkvangr, Freyja's hall. She takes half of the dead in battle, and those that are there join their families upon their deaths.

Basically, it's a place where you spend your afterlife with your family and loved ones.

[AvrilAlysiacv457]

hihi kommt jemand aus berlin

[silverntiger]

lol, damn those Christians!

[fallen40000]

I used to be seeking of a honorable death to enter Valhalla, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[aepps2]

u are the prophet of skyrim! almost all these things have happened one way or another in that game

[8legsFreak]

this is why you should kill christian missionaries on first sight. :D

[DemetraDraculea]

epic! :D

[DocKotoga]

Hmm ... what is better? Eternal boredom in Helheim or in Christian Heaven? I choose Helheim; Don't want to spend eternity with a bunch of creepy nuns and popes ;D

[kickassemperor]

@DocKotoga Popes ..... nah ....

[SelerBand]

Haha really good dude, I love viking and Valhall's gate was really good :D

[Midvith]

Skyrim?

FUUUUUUS ROOOOO DAAAAAAAAAH!

[Adihash666]

Make me cry.. poor Bjorn condemned to suffer eternal boredome in christian heaven.. so close to Valhalla... curse on you christians!

[surobakianinpo]

the way he looks on his shield after the nun hits it omfg :D

[nasirhasan1]

amazing really make more seriusly its like a trailer for a movie

[NecroticSuffering]

2:25 really made me laugh. Didnt expect that.

[samydg212]

And that kids is why no one likes nuns.

[BMWhatzer]

GREAT

[1fY0uC4n9e4d7hi5]

Christian trolls

[TheMidgaardSerpent]

its the troll from herry potter xD !

[Matt10670]

Hopefully Biorn will have his bloodlust sated when the Battle of Armageddon rolls around since he's in Christian heaven now.

[TheGreaterGood80]

Everyone knows the proper Viking burial is an immolated ship sent out to sea! Way to torture poor Bjorn you damn papists!!!!

[Sargonarhes]

@TheGreaterGood80 truth is most Norse burials are buried with they ship and belongings. The ship burnings were very rare, the proof of this are the buried longships that have been found and grave markers as stones arranged as a ship. And they were Norsemen, Viking was a job, it's what they did.

[rntbprz]

@TheGreaterGood80 or a barrow, barrows are nice

[boredgirl701]

@TheGreaterGood80 no, actually it is to put the body in a haug ( i cant remember the english word ) with his weapons and horse

[MrHedning]

@boredgirl701 you meen a burial mound :)

[olegcoool]

прикольный мульт

[volvoraggarn240]

heaven looks boring ty that i am not a christian:)

[Chibbox]

Poor Biorn, a life of rape, pillage and plunder should not land you that hard of a punishment.

[farangbjoern]

Warriorrrrrrrrr...rrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrr...met u in Wallhllaaaa

regards from the met table...Björn

[morbidmuppet]

awww poor Biorn! 

[JaneMaroni]

soooooooo nice

[galoreorc01]

dis is so sad i tink i might die

[Hesiodt]

einfach genial

ach die christen verderben auch den besten spass;D

[pieologyable]

man cant wait till next one

[viborganimation]

@pieologyable: I hope you mean the next Bachelor movie because unfortunately there won't be coming out anymore movies with Biorn.

[supajasiu]

@viborganimation well perhaps they could make a MP3 of Biorn's music? :O

[MaNiGuSu]

@viborganimation Please, force the creators of this video to make more videos about Bjorn.

I totaly love the story and the character! The other Bachelor films arent bad... but I love Bjorn...

Come on :D

[pashka128r]

@viborganimation he means for next "guest" when the gate will open

[LutzDerLurch]

@viborganimation :'(

[FUNKFUCHS1]

EINFACH NUR GEIL!!! 

[Romoroful]

Is it sad to say that I almost cried for him..

[OrNyLexx]

Y U NO MAKE ANOTHER PART

[fabisonnuklearbass]

poor viking if he was faster he musst not be in boring heaven ^^

[evanandodd]

what happened to streets of gold? and enormous city? and eternal happiness?

[Jesus45U]

Oh man, this rocks so much. :)

[peinmaster1]

Moral of the story: Don't help nuns

[xhaligonian]

Oh man I think the gods are trolling the poor guy. (Pretty hard.)

Sweet little movie!

[MforceArts]

This is my all-time favorite animation :D

[kalsolarUK]

That was excellent!

[pabulica]

great, another anti-Christianity vid... woo hoo

[5chlafschaf]

i feel bad for Biorn :(

Great work ;) love it

[flebbinon1]

AHH i love it

[clockworkjames]

I love this, it's a perfect representation on why not to force your religion on others.

[usedforstufff]

BY THE MIGHT OF ODIN!!! make a sequel!!!

[bigwhitehound]

well may be he can fuck some of the nuns for a century or 2

[apic165]

it made a dreary day fun again .. thank you

[WillxKillx4xPudding]

dang and I was cheering for him to make it to Valhal (sp?)

[MyHeadIsFuIIOfStars]

Damn nuns...

[Piersmaru]

Valhalla is the best afterlife: Booze, food, sparring with your friends where your wounds get healed everyday, and fucking beautiful valkyries.

[Excyis]

@Piersmaru Dem valkyries and booze man. Can't wait till I get there.

[CZIvosh]

So sad story... (:

[howtoplanaparty]

I'm a Christian, and the point, of this, for me, that the Roman deception is not Christianity.  The jesuits wanted JFK's remains, after they had him assassinated by their CIA, for exactly the purpose shown in this movin picture. They always have tried to get the remains of their victims.

[RedoubtWolf]

lol I'm getting a kick out of all the people here thinking this offends christians. I think you people are the more shallow minded of anyone.