[04] Joan Rivers: Special

[alonzo9772]

I've always been confused by that whole cutting umbilical chord, then the blinds come down joke. What's it suppose to mean?

[amberlovesapplepie09]

@alonzo9772 because she accidentally cut theblinds by not trying to look at the umbilical cord.

[Nettohunden619]

"AND IT'S JUST..." or "IT WAS JUST..."

When you hear that sentence multiple times, you know which comedian you are listening to ;D

[ruubin18]

IF THE NEXT BITCH WANTS IT, MAKE HER DIGG FOR IT!! xD

[Javi621]

I ruhve yu too baby!!

[glgraham13]

lmao she's hilarious. I'm gay but I joke about it all the time. LOL !

[mybigredlip]

i'm chinese and i love this special.

[headingstr8down]

she can never go to far. love her!

[HappeningPeople]

tom cruise was there because in in religion she can't make a sound when birthing.... research it it gets worse

[sivko23]

look whos taalking about lips , miss. plastic surgery

[elmando5]

How Joan Rivers managed to avoid an ass kicking from the people she talks shit about is beyond me.

[gcAaaLitAntAeor101]

best stand up ever

[cbruns71471]

Gone too far ms rivers

[ZbmwM5]

LOL.... You want an orgasm? You find an old pig Take him to a furrier... you say "shall I get the sable or the mink?" and he'll say, "Take both" and oh my god, you'll have an orgasm like you've never had in your life.

[Tabula0Rasa0]

If the second bitch wants it, make her dig for it!

lololol

[Soundfactory]

Is it white? Good good! The marriage will continue. LOL

[aames666]

@Soundfactory oh yes this was the funniest thing eve ever heard lolllll ,, it is white good good !!

[catseye664]

August 9th, 2009. The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers.

[canelle09]

Did you have to get married?was it your ticket?lol

[canelle09]

Every 1st wife in this room ,think like a 2nde wife .....grab and take ....ha ha ha..too funny!!

[halifaxboyns]

Grab and take! Grab and take!

[charley1999]

tom cruise was there for the birth.. would have been nice if he was there for the conception