Tekkaman's SPACE LANCE

[theGalvanizah200]

OH NO A FREEZE RAY

[ItchyNinjafy]

My favorite part was where he talked about the SPACE LANCE!

[valnavat2nd]

OH NO, 7 WALDARIANS WATCHED THIS VIDEO! THOSE EVIL MONSTERS!

[PantherCaruso]

APPARENTLY THEY MADE A TEST DUB FOR DIGIMON XROS WARS.

STAR SWORD! OH NO, IT SLIPPED!

[Nethran]

SEEMS LIKE THIS SHOW WAS INTENDED FOR BLIND PEOPLE. AS LONG AS YOU CAN HEAR YOU WOULD KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS.

I AM POSTING A COMMENT

[htsasele]

Rooooggggeerrrrrr.

[divcotta]

I was deeply disappointed that Tatsunoko vs. Capcom did not use this English voice actor for Tekkaman. I have to provide my own voice acting.

Not too hard, though. I just need to scream "SPACE LANCE!" (and occasionally "SPACE LARIAT!")

[WiiMan25]

@divcotta I plan to do the same thing.

"OH NO! A SHORYUKEN! POWER STARTING TO GO! I GOTTA GET THIS HADOKEN OFFA ME! TAKE THIS! SPACE LANCE! OH NO IT SLIPPED D: NOW TO GET MY SPACE LANCE BACK! TAKE THIS! THAT'S THE END OF THAT GUY WITH A HEADBAND! BOY WHAT A BATTLE THAT WAS!"

[OvaNineThousand]

What's that cool lance he's using called?

[Duothimir]

@OvaNineThousand IT IS THE SPACE LANCE. IT IS A LANCE THAT HE USES IN SPACE, THUS THE NAME OF SPACE LANCE. LANCING THROUGH SPACE WITH THE SPACE LANCE.

[loopofpoop]

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS FROM TV TROPES REDIRECTED ME HERE. IT DID SO BECAUSE I WAS INTERESTED IN FINDING MORE ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. CLEARLY I AM INTRIGUED BY WHAT I AM SEEING. THE VIDEO MUST HAVE BEEN MADE TO INVOKE LAUGHTER OF SOME SORT, GIVING ITS AMOUNT OF VIEWS AND GENERAL REASON PEOPLE WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS. THIS INFORMATION CLEARLY WAS NOT ALREADY KNOWN, SO I HAVE POSTED THIS COMMENT TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT IT.

[kirarinidol]

SPACE LANCE!!

the dub is so obvious it makes me cringe e.e;;

[Zetra7]

"We get it your from space!"

[IAMMILITRON]

THIS DUB IS CHEAPLY PUT TOGETHER!

[Nix91]

Hear that? Thats the sound of D-Boy facepalming.

[blackcatkuro]

-In Japan: Tekkaman

-In America: Captain Obvious

[Rawindradlc]

vs. Capcom intro:

-Space Knight Tekkaman!!

-Space Lance, activate!!

-Tech set on!!

-Iron Man: Nice suit. Mind if i buy one? Tekkaman: So you liked my suit? Sorry, not for sale.

-Spencer: Nice lance but, it won't broked my bionic arm instead. Tekkaman: A bionic arm. That's it, at least it's not an ordinary arm.

-Tekkaman: You should behave yourselves being Tekkaman member, pal. Tekkaman: My lance are achin' to avenged the murder! Unliked you.

[ARMIV4]

I love how nearly all of these lines can apply to fighting Yami in Tatsunoko vs Capcom.

[superangrymom]

@ARMIV4

UGH THIS OVERSIZED BEACHBALL IS TRYING TO CRUSH ME

[divcotta]

@ARMIV4 This oversized beach ball is trying to crush me!

[GojiGuy]

definitely maining this guy

[Brianguyanddude]

This guy sounds really retarded..

[shadowphantom2]

Sounds like he has to remind himself what he has to do.

[Hucky008]

SPEESS LAAHHNZZ!

[mysticcrimson]

THIS HAND OF MY IS GLOWING RED, IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU ...

FUCK IT, SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE SPAAAAAAAAACE LAAAAAAAANCE 

[TheGoldenAnvil]

What is this.. I don't even...

[tailsnick]

LOL! I CAN'T BREATHE! Space Lance!

[PhongChangster]

I voltekka'd

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[sygnus5]

My favourite part was when he said "space lance"

[samthestupid]

Tekkaman is drunk again

[B4ULoveShine]

@samthestupid At least he's not as bad as Iron Man! :P

[StevetheEmperor]

TEMMBEURRR

[nowais]

SPACE LANCE

[WincklerProds]

Thrilled to see people are still entertained by the crazy stuff I wrote 27 years ago! Amazing! ~ William Winckler

[TheOtogi]

@WincklerProds Hey man, I'm sure not even half the dubbing studios back then can even say that, so it's good on you.

[DaGrox94]

I'M ACTING!

[JasperCorp]

GR GOTTA OPEN MY SPACE SCRIPT TO READ MY SPACE LINES! OH NO IT SLIPPED! TIME TO MAKE UP THE DIALOGE AS I WATCH THE SHOW! ENGAGING EYES! OH NO I CANT WORK OUT WHATS HAPPENING IN THE PLOT! I NEED TO STATE EXACTLY WHATS ON SCREEN! ENGAGING THE "NO SHIT" DEVICE! THATS THE END OF THAT INTERCHANGEABLE ANNONYMOUS RANDOM BABLING! BOY I CANT BELEVE I GET PAYED FOR THIS!

[Falcovsleon21]

God and I thought Transformers Headmasters had a ridiculously bad yet unintentionally funny dub.

[Myaiga]

GIANT BUZZ SAWS....

SPACE LANCE

[GigaHands]

I'm watching a video! It's funny, he states the obvious so much that it amuses me! Now I must leave a comment mocking it! SPACE TYPING!!

[TonyBMan]

i think tekkaman is a pretty cool guy. eh space lances and doesnt afraid of anything

[TonyBMan]

my sister actually asked me what the fuck was up because i was laughing so hard

[UnownDepth]

LOL  XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDDXDXDDXDX­DDXDXDDXDXDDXDXD

[90sHeroMAXD]

Well.....at least they didn't call him Techno man......

[madmaxmadog]

we get it, you're from space

[roothands]

SPACE EVERYTHING

[Fattypatties]

For some reason I burst out laughing when he said, TIMBER! and WE BEAT ALL OF THE WALDARIAN ROBOTS! XD If only he said "BOY WHAT A BATTLE THAT WAS" in Tatsunoko vs Capcom. lol.

[Maverick2736]

Imagine having him as a roommate and being woken up by his loud captain obviousery...

"At last, I made it to the bathroom! Now I must unzip to pull out my Space Lance, but not before getting this toilet lid up! There, I can pee at las- oh no, its forking! The pee is falling to the floor! No problem, I will use this toilet paper to clean it! There, almost- oh I slipped! Now I got pee on my hand! I must wash it with water! Glad I got my left hand! ...There, all clean! BOY WHAT A BATTLE THAT WAS!"

[90sHeroMAXD]

@Maverick2736

god damn i never laughed so hard in my laugh

[goldzero1203]

I'M ACTING!

[lordofsword999]

FOUR PEOPLE TRIED TO HIT THE LIKE BUTTON! OH IT SLIPPED!

[EvilCleric]

Jeez. Does this guy get paid for each utterance of SPACE LANCE!!!

[zaengo]

giant buzz sawsSPACE LANCE!!!

[OmegaMaxter]

SO MUCH PUNS!! Tekkaman's official dub name is Captain Obvious!

Tekkaman is so good in Tatsunoko vs capcom, i cant believe he's sch a twit int he actual anime...

[blazingsonic]

SPACE LANCE!!!!!!!! With the Help of KEEOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[EvilCleric]

@blazingsonic You mean Kyoji?

[Arunetto]

Jesus Christ, he talks to himself more than 90's Spiderman.

[ShadowWolf3998]

We get it! Your from space!

[EvilCleric]

@ShadowWolf3998 Nice reference. Never thought I'd see that one used legitimately.

[hinoshime]

You'd think this was some horrible fandubbed video.......then you find out its official...

[Shrike2101]

Thumbs up if you came here from TVtroupes captain obvious page!

[FuzzyWuzzy511]

Drinking game time. Everytime you hear Tekkaman say SPACE LANCE, make an awful pun, or state the obvious, take a shot.

[rackscrack]

SPAAAAACE LAAAAAAAAAAANCE!!!!!

[Myuutantobasuta]

WATCH THIS PEGAS. and pegas is like ...fuck you I don't care.

ITS THE OLD FERRIS WHEEL TRICK!!!

[brockious]

I had these on video as a kid, ahhhhh its better than i rember... I dloaded the original version a wile ago with subs...... still I love the English version best, SPACE LANCE!

[Spektre41]

Christ, was this entire show just about Tekkaman trolling robots with his SPACE LANCE?

[cronnoponno]

GOING TO YOUTUBE! ENTER BUTTON! SIGN IN! OH NO, CAPS LOCK IS ON, I GOTTA CANCEL THAT TO GET MY PASSWORD IN! CAPS LOCK OFF! ENTERING PASSWORD! PRESSSSSSSING SIGN IN! OH NO, I MADE A TYPO, MY LOG IN INFORMATION WAS WRONG! I GOTTA CHECK MY COMMENTS, OH NO SOMEONE IS FLAMING ME, I HAVE TO ACTIVATE MY FLAAAAAAAAME SHIELD! LOOKS LIKE I REPELLED THEM, THAT'S THE END OF THAT INTERCHANGEABLE ANNONYMOUS, BOY WHAT A DAY THAT WAS!

[Galiaverse]

@cronnoponno - I SEE THIS POST GOT A LOT OF THUMBS UP! I'M GOING TO READ IT!! THIS POST IS FUNNY SO FAR!! OH NO! THERE'S WATER GUSHING OUT OF MY EYES! OH WAIT THAT'S OKAY! IT'S BECAUSE I'M CONSTRAINING MY LAUGHTER! MUST WIPE TEARS OFF FACE! THESE TEARS ARE SALTY! I HOPE THAT DIDN'T SOUND STRANGE! LOOKS LIKE THAT'S THE END OF THE POST! BOY WHAT A FUNNY POST THAT WAS! I WILL GIVE IT A THUMBS UP! *accidentally clicks Thumbs Down* OH IT MISSED!!

[ReadyStarLArc]

TIIMBUUUR!

[Chief889]

"Boy, what a SPACE LANCE that was."

[Maester96]

TEKKAMAN HAS DOWNS SYNDROME

[fireysoul25]

geez...i'm suprise they didn't change he's name from tekkaman to captain Obvious lol XD

[ATXMKIII]

i love how he states everything e does ... oh and SPACE LANCE!!!!

[TempestDacine]

Oh god...this dub...is amazing!

[MisterGuyofShinobi]

Time to beat that robot with my SPACE LANCE!

[GalenH15]

I AM LEAVING A COMMENT

[Tamizushi]

We don't need a second track for audio description. Yay!

[Invisinji]

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[happyking9]

Giant buzzsaws! SPACE LANCE! Ugh, this over sized beach ball is trying to crush me! Another energy field! I better throw this thing away! Now to get my Space Lance back! SPACE LANCE! SPUR CUTTER! ONE! TWO! THREE! Well Pagus, that's the end of that interchangeable space robot! Boy, what a battle that was! [AFFIRMATIVE] Seriously guys, Tekkaman is the only person in the galaxy who can speak with exclamation marks

[SacredDragoon]

... I though this guy was Tekkaman Blade. Then why does he keep referring to a SPACE LANCE!

[AjJustChyllin]

the best dub ever dubbed in the history of dubs

[crackerkid123]

@metaXzero y da hell you comment on someones comment thats been there for a month?

[KROMEangel]

8:15 RooooOOOger ;)

[Dave175]

Dare I say...See you space cowboy?

[Lance3375]

If teh dubbing is real, then people call me SpaceLance3375

[Flamemario12]

Japanese: *Silence*

English: TAKE THIS! MAH SPACE LANCE!

[hyper2faceman]

Not really it's more like

Japanese: WOOOOOOOOOO

English: SPACE LANCE

[happyking9]

that was the most badass thing i've ever seen in my entire life

[Zetra7]

I noticed aliens aren't cool enough to have loud echoing voices that somehow travel in space

[xxxXdragonXxxx]

can anyone count how many times he said space lance?

[crackerkid123]

why da fuck he keep saying space lance we get it its a fucking space sword yay for you

[metaXzero]

@crackerkid123

Damn it. You just proved we DON'T know he has a space lance. Swords and lances are different.

NOW WE GOTTA LEARN MORE ABOUT HIS SPACE LANCE!

[Blaze02180]

ive got to get this giant arm off me. ITS SO HEAVY!

omg i lol'd hard

[TonyBMan]

@Blaze02180 maybe mah SPACE LANCE....OH IT SLIPPED!!!!

[cleartailcat09]

i like how billy's tekkaman helmet is smaller than his face.

[YellowYoshi398]

Even the voice acting wouldn't be THAT bad if they didn't decide to spell everything out for you in math. "Oh no. A freeze ray." "They're trying to CRUSH ME!" "I need to go get my SPACE LANCE back!" It's really kind of a wasted opportunity, this show could've been completely BA for its time.

[DairOnStage]

This over sized beach ball is trying to crush me.

[Gaian000]

XD I'm gushing in tears

[raomaru10]

damn, is there any other hero louder him?

[raomaru10]

@raomaru10 *louder than

[FireKirby7]

1:20

OPERATION BRAIN SCREW.

[HouhoTetsu]

Tatsunoko vs Capcom seriously needs to have this dub as DLC. I would use Tekkaman just to hear it xD

[Geoxile]

OH NO IT SLIPPED

[TonyBMan]

@Geoxile MY SPACE LANCE!!!

[Zeanu]

I have seen the light..

I am converted,

[kokochicken13]

OVERSIZED BUZZSAWS???

THEPEITH LANS

[TehMarche]

MAYBE THE SPACE LAN-

OH NO

IT SLIPPED

[VaelVictus]

"I did the voices, AND the animation!"

[sneakyman321]

2:58 oh, i see what u did there tekkaman

[ShadowIsatis]

OH NO! I LIKE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS! WHAT IS WRONG ME? i KNOW. I'LL USE MY SPACE LANCE.

[79898325]

I now use a space lance for everything I do.

[tkayube]

I WILL HELP YOU TEK-KA-MAN.

[Greatsaiyakirby]

@tkayube NOW I'll DEACTIVATE THAT GIANT ROBOT WITH MY SPACE LANCE!!

[KoopaKoot]

BOY WHAT A BATTLE THAT WAS!

[Greatsaiyakirby]

@KoopaKoot AR-FIR-MI-TIVE!

[Pwii925]

lmao its so corny!XDD

[Magitek111]

Oh no! A FREEZE RAY!

GIANT BUZZSAWS!

SPACE LANCE!

[Greatsaiyakirby]

@Magitek111 Aaaahhh! They're using a HEAT RAY!

[HitsugayasHime]

I WANT MAGNET BOOTS

[MasterJase]

Why is the fake Tekkaman a better actor then the real tekkaman? (But not by much)

[DarkJokerOfAmuro]

to Master

what do u mean by that??

[KogashiwaKai]

ya know his voice reminds me of a gay southpark character

note this is not a bad thing mind you

[KurosakiUzumaki105]

SPACE LANCE!

[vorpalseraph]

It's as if they had no idea of the actual dialogue and were just making things up as they went...

[Greatsaiyakirby]

GIANT BUZZSAWS!

[HitsugayasHime]

No way, is this the real official dubbing?

[hyper2faceman]

Yes

[HitsugayasHime]

Epic.

[HitsugayasHime]

But also sad.

[jonnysaintly]

@HitsugayasHime

haha..yes it is i can remember.

[Gregory2590]

*gets hit by this GIANT ARM*

AAAAH!

[sf4miru]

It's so heavy!

[lolmushrooms]

ROOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEER

[WiiMan25]

OH IT SLIPPED!

[ConkerfanX]

THIS OVER SIZE BEACH BALL IS TRYING TO CRUSH ME

I think that every time I fight Yami

[demonhand]

He sure loves that SPACE LANCE!

[SireKibbs]

GIANT BUZZSAWS!

[SosukoDaynex]

I wish every time Tekkaman won in tatsunoko vs capcom he would say... BOY WHAT A BATTLE THAT WAS!

[TempestDacine]

@SosukoDaynex WE BEAT ALL THE CAPCOMIANS!

[Vaeran]

I am typing sentences!

I've got to convey these ideas!

Using my SPACE KEYBOARD!!

[frankenvonvogler]

The sad part is this was one of the better dubs of the time.

[ShadeTheChao]

BILLY, STOP IT.

[AceAcetate]

This feels like a parody, that's how bad the dub is.

[boredmuskoxen]

Does this remind anyone else of "Freeman's Mind?"

[Greatsaiyakirby]

His voice more reminds me of Duke Devlin from the 4KIDS dub of Yu-Gi-Oh! :)

[gundamW]

Pegas has a better voice then the goddamn tekkaman.

[nomuru2d]

Do not knock the SPACE LANCE.

[B4ULoveShine]

It can be retrieved with the SPACE LARIAT!

(At least in Tatsunoko VS Capcom, it's QCB + L)

[insomniabelow]

Tekkaman's voice is beautiful.

SPACE LANCE!

[gardevour]

it's ridiculous.

[ratbutcher]

That robot is cheaply put together!!!

[MimirinPro]

@ratbutcher Just like everything else in 1970's Japan.

[kittercat]

SPACE LANCE

[Fireshock20]

Oh man, that entire thing was just hilarious.

FAKE? I AM THE REAL TEKKAMAN!

[tonydmyers]

now to get my SPACE LANCE back

[B4ULoveShine]

Like I said before, this HAS to be the MOST spammed move in Tatsunoko VS Capcom!

[ZeTacoes]

TIMBEEERRR

[Kinjry]

This is amazing.

[Gregory2590]

This is funnier than watching a dubbed kung fu movie.

[Totalidiocy]

Tekkaman in a library. That'd be fun to watch.

[cedurick]

Maybe the SPACE LANCE!

OH! IT SLIPPED!

[WorldsWithin921]

WHOA!!! SPACED SESPLOSION!!!!!

[LP1515156]

*Insert random word* IN SPACE!

[TheNumberOneShmuck]

OH IT SLIPPED

[Gigaspine7]

POWER STARTING TO GO...

[Accelerator11]

Everything is better when you say SPACE.

Also, GIANT BUZZSAWS.

[Duothimir]

"Calm down! You're safe with me!"

This, immediately after throwing a space lance at him and wrapping a whip around his neck. What exactly does "safe" mean to Tekkaman?

[SisforSachiel]

Tekkaman would make a pro husband. Much better than OJ

[FatalxEmbrace]

"Giant buzzsaws."

"SPACE LANCE!"

[PantherCaruso]

Heh, Teknoman with SPACE LANCE dub?

[Memphismastermind]

So bad it's good?

[J14ngL00]

Tekkaman just loves "piercing" things with that long space lance of his...

[PantherCaruso]

Someone should dub a porno with Tekkaman dialog!

[Razer2mb]

So this is what Loud Kiddington grew up to be.

[nomuru2d]

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