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  • WTF Were are the defensee ? XDD

  • Hahahaha! I thought this was in Chinese but then I just thought that they were speaking German (I have played too many WW2 games) and guess what? I was right.

  • Anyone know the song that come on at the beginning?

  • 1:25 lololol

  • they must make a game of shoalin soccer :D

  • i watched the movie it was actually funny say cheese :[]

  • UMM...I thought u were supposed to shoot the ball inside the goal not ON the goalkeeper-.-...

  • @niklasriipinen like they say oh u have to beat the goalkeeper and stuff well this is literally beating him XD thats what they want to do beat him :P

  • dubbing this makes it just plain horrible

    

  • They are Chinese, the video is dubbed in German.

  • Due to the excesive people answering me that they are'nt Korean... well... I must say... ASIAN PEOPLE TALKING GERMAN... MY BRAIN IS STILL FULL OF FUCK

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  • curve header. LOL.

  • @afiqfi04 this is kung fu.

  • The long hair goalie was like "oh god, why does everyone have super powers except me?!"

  • Korean actors talking german, my brain is full of fuck!

  • @yemanyaaa they are not korean

  • @yemanyaaa dude it's translated

  • @yemanyaaa dude...they're not korean.

  • @yemanyaaa Dude they aren't korean

  • 0:26 straight in to the balls

  • Pause at 1:26, anyone noticed that the ball didn't hit the metal? The ball just suddenly appeared.

  • @raymondubz whose ever was in charge wanted all of them to be cripple so it make sense for them to shoot at the goalkeeper

  • @raymondubz there plan was obviously to injury the keeper... god some people realy need to get some logics

  • @raymondubz Well, Devil team's purpose is to hit the Shaolin players hard and then 1 by 1 is out due to injuries. Then slowly, Devil Team will win, because Shaolin Team does not enough players.

  • @raymondubz it was said in the beginning that the boss of the evil team didn't want to win the game by scoring but by killing off their players....because he said " scoring is too easy and is not fun"

  • @0:14, he wants the pussy

  • @raymondubz they were told to beat the everloving shit out of the others so other teams would not give a fight later on

  • Manuel Neuer?

  • So this is what a gang rape is like.......

    No wait hes fighting back.

  • Just press R1 for fucks sake... finesse that shit

  • wow

    

  • @raymondubz Their goal was to eliminate them by injuring all their players so they automatically forfeit. Their name is "Team Evil" after all, they play dirty.

  • @raymondubz it was a battle, not a sport event...

  • dude due to the momentum the ball has gained, its harder for the footballers to shoot it elsewhere, the ball got a very high speed, its same as there in tennis..

  • @raymondubz .... They wanted to break the other team. So, why did you not catch that?

  • Got defense? This seems more like afternoon training where all the players just take shots at us poor keepers.

  • whats going on exactly?

  • If this was in real life, life would be so shit

  • keeper is ugly

  • soccer is about scoring goals not killing the keeper!!! lol.. that is the soccer in hong kong haha beware all of yis

  • @raymondubz if you watch that movie ,,, their coach directed to rather hurt them as much as possible then actually beat them in football

  • sakit sakit

    

  • @raymondubz Their goal was to cripple them actually

  • what's the name of this movie??

  • @TheRadetRKO Shaolin soccer

  • bug

  • @raymondubz The point was to hurt the player not to score.

  • They Look Chinese but they don't talk like Chinese!?

  • so BEAST.

  • Inazuma eleven episode 0 start here!

  • jajajajajajajajaja xD

  • Guy has hard balls...

  • favorite movie

    

  • I like the new Japanese language.. It sounds so correct!

  • pffff why german???

  • If only they would play like this in the WC, they would actually stand a chance.

  • @Hubertification The WC is actually too small for 22 Players !

  • Fucking Germans....

  • ahi tenian ke hacer sombrerito jaja

  • kaip filmas vadinasi

    ?

  • why is it in german

  • Hey, this isn't Real Madrid, where are the defenders?

  • @raymondubz Looks like you didn't watch the movie, or you would have known that his point was to "kill" them one at a time for his personal revenge, and then win.

  • puma had me bought after this movie...

  • 1ST WATCH SHAOLIN SICCER - 2ND WATCH KUNG FU HUSTLE

  • 0:45 : Bomberman

  • This is Tsubasa (Another) Drive Shoot against Toho team

  • only stephen chow could pull off a movie like this

  • beste film in lohnt sich immer noch zukucke

  • old movie so fucked up i had to see it 7 times to absorb the amount of mindfuck in the movie

  • @xjlaur why did you watch it 7 times if it was so fucked up?

  • where the fuck is the defence??

  • @deft21 they all got injured

  • This movie is cool and hilarious! 

  • Now those are Iron Abs!

  • original language is better...

  • puma must have made so much money

  • why is everything puma??

  • IS THIS FOR REAL?

  • dubbings sux

  • @SepiRRotH89 amen to that and they edit the video to make it less gruesome. The goalie guy was suppose to really beat up and bleeding more than how you see it here.

  • obviously offside...

  • it would probably be better to use your hand...

  • stephen chow movie THE BEST!!!!

  • klasse film

  • THis movie was about steroid players versus shaolin monks

  • @puremana22 correction, SUPER DUPER steroid users. lol

  • @puremana22 No, it's about the average Chinese soccer game.

  • Lmao at all the close-ups of the Puma trainers

  • steven chow smoke weed while making this movie...

  • I don't think asians get soccer XD

  • @lcpuche i don't think caucasians get parody xD

  • @moinakmitra1994 Other country call it "football" and other country call it "soccer". dont like it? sue them

  • c0m0 se llama la cancion de fondo cuando lo estan masacrando

  • what the FUCK is this?

  • Damn epic!

  • I don't know who is the writer of this movie, but I hope his illness is not very contagious... Or that he pass me that weed of him...

  • PLZ I want this theme Plz if sm1 gets it i would be sooooooooooooo thankfull! : 0 : )

  • IT IS VERY,VERY GOOD!:)

  • This and Kung-Fu Hustle, best comedy/entertainment movie I have ever seen!

  • LOL, they act like its execution time when its only a soccer game.

  • Pretty awesome commercial, I'd love to actually see Soccor players pull off these moves.

  • its a movie

  • I put in commercial by accident.

  • This is not a commercial, it's a movie.

  • The comment below clearly states that I know that.

  • he wasnt supose to be the one who gaurds the net. the person who is supose to gaurd the net got hurt!!!

  • i need the title of this song please who ever finds it post a comment

  • 9 year ago i watch first time in cinema damn love it

  • The goalie is "Iron Shirt", named after his technique.

  • DAS IS JA AUF DEUTSCH LOOOL

    jetzwill ichs auf deutsch kukken XD

  • steel stomach

  • lol

  • it's funny how they're aiming there ass only on the person not the net

  • I think the story goes that because the coach of the Shaolin team refused to join forces with the "coach" of team Evil, the latter decided to take it out on the Shaolin team by decrepifying them one at a time.

  • song name ?

  • hey i have the same puma shoes as the keeper lol

  • funny ass movie i loved it

  • @DivineCaliber not only funny  but it looked awesome for its time xD and i totaly loved Bruce Lee as the Main Goaly. he was fucking cool xD

  • i love this movie lmao

  • your face is a poor movie

  • yup, it's a real movie

  • @Arotto its a real movie but in the nominal world

  • ITS REAL?!!!!!1

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