Hahahaha! I thought this was in Chinese but then I just thought that they were speaking German (I have played too many WW2 games) and guess what? I was right.
Due to the excesive people answering me that they are'nt Korean... well... I must say... ASIAN PEOPLE TALKING GERMAN... MY BRAIN IS STILL FULL OF FUCK
@raymondubz Well, Devil team's purpose is to hit the Shaolin players hard and then 1 by 1 is out due to injuries. Then slowly, Devil Team will win, because Shaolin Team does not enough players.
@raymondubz it was said in the beginning that the boss of the evil team didn't want to win the game by scoring but by killing off their players....because he said " scoring is too easy and is not fun"
@raymondubz Their goal was to eliminate them by injuring all their players so they automatically forfeit. Their name is "Team Evil" after all, they play dirty.
dude due to the momentum the ball has gained, its harder for the footballers to shoot it elsewhere, the ball got a very high speed, its same as there in tennis..
@raymondubz Looks like you didn't watch the movie, or you would have known that his point was to "kill" them one at a time for his personal revenge, and then win.
@SepiRRotH89 amen to that and they edit the video to make it less gruesome. The goalie guy was suppose to really beat up and bleeding more than how you see it here.
I think the story goes that because the coach of the Shaolin team refused to join forces with the "coach" of team Evil, the latter decided to take it out on the Shaolin team by decrepifying them one at a time.
WTF Were are the defensee ? XDD
KemalUndAhmet 1 week ago
Hahahaha! I thought this was in Chinese but then I just thought that they were speaking German (I have played too many WW2 games) and guess what? I was right.
CLICKMEYOULOSER 1 week ago
Anyone know the song that come on at the beginning?
jackofhorror 3 weeks ago
1:25 lololol
AACLAGE 4 weeks ago
they must make a game of shoalin soccer :D
TigerOwna 1 month ago
i watched the movie it was actually funny say cheese :[]
mrbrunowolfe 1 month ago
UMM...I thought u were supposed to shoot the ball inside the goal not ON the goalkeeper-.-...
niklasriipinen 1 month ago 9
@niklasriipinen like they say oh u have to beat the goalkeeper and stuff well this is literally beating him XD thats what they want to do beat him :P
slipknot3597 1 month ago
dubbing this makes it just plain horrible
AbcdummyXd 1 month ago
They are Chinese, the video is dubbed in German.
cheeyeahbabee128 1 month ago
Due to the excesive people answering me that they are'nt Korean... well... I must say... ASIAN PEOPLE TALKING GERMAN... MY BRAIN IS STILL FULL OF FUCK
yemanyaaa 1 month ago
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koseto 1 month ago
curve header. LOL.
afiqfi04 1 month ago 3
@afiqfi04 this is kung fu.
HeronOfHeaven 2 weeks ago
The long hair goalie was like "oh god, why does everyone have super powers except me?!"
vaibanez17 1 month ago
Korean actors talking german, my brain is full of fuck!
yemanyaaa 2 months ago
@yemanyaaa they are not korean
JackyRBKwan 1 month ago
@yemanyaaa dude it's translated
Pides13 1 month ago
@yemanyaaa dude...they're not korean.
soulkeeper4life 1 month ago
@yemanyaaa Dude they aren't korean
Xinyuan12345 1 month ago
0:26 straight in to the balls
sepptoni 2 months ago
Pause at 1:26, anyone noticed that the ball didn't hit the metal? The ball just suddenly appeared.
54829341 2 months ago
@raymondubz whose ever was in charge wanted all of them to be cripple so it make sense for them to shoot at the goalkeeper
qazxswe5697 2 months ago
@raymondubz there plan was obviously to injury the keeper... god some people realy need to get some logics
c1l4c10n 2 months ago
@raymondubz Well, Devil team's purpose is to hit the Shaolin players hard and then 1 by 1 is out due to injuries. Then slowly, Devil Team will win, because Shaolin Team does not enough players.
desmondli007 2 months ago
@raymondubz it was said in the beginning that the boss of the evil team didn't want to win the game by scoring but by killing off their players....because he said " scoring is too easy and is not fun"
MrVeryMusical 2 months ago
@0:14, he wants the pussy
iLOVEpokemonn 2 months ago
@raymondubz they were told to beat the everloving shit out of the others so other teams would not give a fight later on
bjam89 2 months ago
Manuel Neuer?
Kentrigo 2 months ago
So this is what a gang rape is like.......
No wait hes fighting back.
halfw1ng 2 months ago
Just press R1 for fucks sake... finesse that shit
D1nOnLyAcE 2 months ago
wow
rationstorm 2 months ago
@raymondubz Their goal was to eliminate them by injuring all their players so they automatically forfeit. Their name is "Team Evil" after all, they play dirty.
PikminExpert 3 months ago
@raymondubz it was a battle, not a sport event...
Izanagi1990 3 months ago
dude due to the momentum the ball has gained, its harder for the footballers to shoot it elsewhere, the ball got a very high speed, its same as there in tennis..
ackansha 3 months ago
@raymondubz .... They wanted to break the other team. So, why did you not catch that?
GreyMatter00Duh 3 months ago
Got defense? This seems more like afternoon training where all the players just take shots at us poor keepers.
xenoclix 3 months ago
whats going on exactly?
lukebenice 3 months ago
If this was in real life, life would be so shit
0SubscriberKing 3 months ago
keeper is ugly
Dustfinger24 3 months ago
soccer is about scoring goals not killing the keeper!!! lol.. that is the soccer in hong kong haha beware all of yis
Dustfinger24 3 months ago
@raymondubz if you watch that movie ,,, their coach directed to rather hurt them as much as possible then actually beat them in football
mafik90 3 months ago
sakit sakit
radex3136 4 months ago
@raymondubz Their goal was to cripple them actually
stelliam 4 months ago
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theelsociio 4 months ago
what's the name of this movie??
TheRadetRKO 4 months ago
@TheRadetRKO Shaolin soccer
Zynoxicify 4 months ago
bug
lilian13117 4 months ago
@raymondubz The point was to hurt the player not to score.
Mennion3 4 months ago
They Look Chinese but they don't talk like Chinese!?
operationkilled 4 months ago
so BEAST.
undefined1999 4 months ago
Inazuma eleven episode 0 start here!
maxbladeneo 4 months ago
jajajajajajajajaja xD
trovao215 4 months ago
Guy has hard balls...
6MOK 5 months ago
favorite movie
thekidwithballz 5 months ago
I like the new Japanese language.. It sounds so correct!
5cHmIdt 5 months ago
pffff why german???
SMHTRK 5 months ago
If only they would play like this in the WC, they would actually stand a chance.
Hubertification 5 months ago
@Hubertification The WC is actually too small for 22 Players !
hirosanza 5 months ago
Fucking Germans....
AccountComment 6 months ago
ahi tenian ke hacer sombrerito jaja
activandocumbia 6 months ago
kaip filmas vadinasi
?
Tautvydas5 6 months ago
why is it in german
GregLovesTasha 7 months ago
Hey, this isn't Real Madrid, where are the defenders?
wia729 7 months ago
@raymondubz Looks like you didn't watch the movie, or you would have known that his point was to "kill" them one at a time for his personal revenge, and then win.
TaiGekTou 7 months ago
puma had me bought after this movie...
gonk9ify 8 months ago
1ST WATCH SHAOLIN SICCER - 2ND WATCH KUNG FU HUSTLE
uragorn12 8 months ago
0:45 : Bomberman
ahmadz1991 8 months ago
This is Tsubasa (Another) Drive Shoot against Toho team
sengoo888 8 months ago
only stephen chow could pull off a movie like this
Hm0oBoI 8 months ago
beste film in lohnt sich immer noch zukucke
hamudilan 9 months ago
old movie so fucked up i had to see it 7 times to absorb the amount of mindfuck in the movie
xjlaur 10 months ago
@xjlaur why did you watch it 7 times if it was so fucked up?
bernardlyz 7 months ago
where the fuck is the defence??
deft21 10 months ago
@deft21 they all got injured
hydrogetone 10 months ago
This movie is cool and hilarious!
MilkyStreets 10 months ago
Now those are Iron Abs!
Temall 11 months ago
original language is better...
ramen09 11 months ago
puma must have made so much money
raingingbungholes 11 months ago
why is everything puma??
moinakmitra1994 11 months ago
IS THIS FOR REAL?
calientote1 1 year ago
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the best movie of kung fu !!!
danny39539 1 year ago
dubbings sux
SepiRRotH89 1 year ago
@SepiRRotH89 amen to that and they edit the video to make it less gruesome. The goalie guy was suppose to really beat up and bleeding more than how you see it here.
Docprank 1 year ago
obviously offside...
cyren57 1 year ago
it would probably be better to use your hand...
ZosoPlayer 1 year ago
stephen chow movie THE BEST!!!!
SuperDeath74 1 year ago
klasse film
leowulffan 1 year ago
THis movie was about steroid players versus shaolin monks
puremana22 1 year ago 30
@puremana22 correction, SUPER DUPER steroid users. lol
Arkenarge 1 year ago
@puremana22 No, it's about the average Chinese soccer game.
Memberotto 4 months ago
Lmao at all the close-ups of the Puma trainers
cybersaur 1 year ago 4
steven chow smoke weed while making this movie...
pete6851 1 year ago
I don't think asians get soccer XD
lcpuche 1 year ago
@lcpuche i don't think caucasians get parody xD
IntricationZ 1 year ago
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@lcpuche its FOOTBALL stop using the 's' word.
moinakmitra1994 11 months ago
@moinakmitra1994 Other country call it "football" and other country call it "soccer". dont like it? sue them
MickLawification 9 months ago
c0m0 se llama la cancion de fondo cuando lo estan masacrando
ljulioruizl 1 year ago
what the FUCK is this?
Temparz 1 year ago
Damn epic!
SJM12492 1 year ago
I don't know who is the writer of this movie, but I hope his illness is not very contagious... Or that he pass me that weed of him...
stupidity001 1 year ago
PLZ I want this theme Plz if sm1 gets it i would be sooooooooooooo thankfull! : 0 : )
coolhardy14 2 years ago
IT IS VERY,VERY GOOD!:)
fellazzio1 2 years ago
This and Kung-Fu Hustle, best comedy/entertainment movie I have ever seen!
MrZovar 2 years ago
LOL, they act like its execution time when its only a soccer game.
laylo777 2 years ago 3
Pretty awesome commercial, I'd love to actually see Soccor players pull off these moves.
Edgemaster000 2 years ago
its a movie
Chasm1111 2 years ago
I put in commercial by accident.
Edgemaster000 2 years ago
This is not a commercial, it's a movie.
nor86 2 years ago
The comment below clearly states that I know that.
Edgemaster000 2 years ago
he wasnt supose to be the one who gaurds the net. the person who is supose to gaurd the net got hurt!!!
omgitsmeah 2 years ago
i need the title of this song please who ever finds it post a comment
kenandryu 2 years ago
9 year ago i watch first time in cinema damn love it
MIKRO2323 2 years ago
The goalie is "Iron Shirt", named after his technique.
PikminExpert 2 years ago 2
DAS IS JA AUF DEUTSCH LOOOL
jetzwill ichs auf deutsch kukken XD
blacknintendo 2 years ago
steel stomach
nanookthecrazyskulla 2 years ago
lol
karkar666123 2 years ago
it's funny how they're aiming there ass only on the person not the net
simgid25 2 years ago
I think the story goes that because the coach of the Shaolin team refused to join forces with the "coach" of team Evil, the latter decided to take it out on the Shaolin team by decrepifying them one at a time.
TaiGekTou 2 years ago 3
song name ?
iulianacarotina 3 years ago
hey i have the same puma shoes as the keeper lol
genxcop123 3 years ago
funny ass movie i loved it
DivineCaliber 3 years ago 40
@DivineCaliber not only funny but it looked awesome for its time xD and i totaly loved Bruce Lee as the Main Goaly. he was fucking cool xD
lagorbian 1 year ago
i love this movie lmao
treebobjoe 4 years ago 51
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WoW this is a poor movie
totz83 4 years ago
your face is a poor movie
wynhons 3 years ago
yup, it's a real movie
Arotto 5 years ago 31
@Arotto its a real movie but in the nominal world
Ruinoz 11 months ago
ITS REAL?!!!!!1
Mois13 5 years ago