The Ricky Gervais Show - A Pointless Conversation #2

[Rosvolainen]

If you're going to type "How do you have a kid?" into the search bar of a vid site there's plenty of better options than YouTube.

[Leibowitz]

it's funny watching Steven and Ricky have a good time, but how would they explain it, i wonder? It's easy making fun of stupidity/ignorance, showing you don't fail quite as hard is something those two have never really shown in this conversations...

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

@Leibowitz I agree - look at 2:00, Merchant's twisting what Karl said about evolution by making it sound like he was explaining where babies come from, which isn't the case.

If anything Karl's level-headed simplicity just makes Gervais sound like a cackling playground bully with Merchant his chuckling sidekick... gone off Ricky ever since he sold out to America

[ArtypNk]

I would pay money to see Carl have a beer with Attenborough.

[honeybunnyxx1]

yogurt and fun!!! I love CARL!!!

[sprPee]

it is hard, eating a knob

[shaggz20022002]

Karl's great! loved Idiot abroad 2! especially when he gets his revenge by picking on "Mechant"!

[samhaghjoo]

I LOVE when Ricky roleplays with Karl.

[Bennyboy138]

Germ Fish Mermaid Man lol

[23chrisfm]

i she my pants

[bulletproofblouse]

All that friendly bacteria, having a bit o' fun, whenever there's someone 'avin' kids there's always a snidey one int'there? How long does it stay friendly for then? Oh god, I'm thinking like Karl.

[lukas316815]

1:32 AAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[derrynator]

Gasp! OMG, they're sitting on Barcelona chairs!!!!

[Hydeincorporation1]

Look at Merchants knee's! He could wipe his nose on them!

[CakeySaam]

chicken you believe it.

[Hermoor]

It's not really that funny but Ricky makes it fun...hahah

[god0fgod]

Typing in "how do you have a kid" didn't help me much.

[TomClark2]

How many of us put how to have a kid into the search bar.

[yunged]

Bacteria are asexual

Hopefully this will help parents that wish to avoid the awkward yoghurt bacteria sex talk when telling their kids where babies come from... :-)

[Literion1]

Go on the internet, type in How do you have a kid...Pop it in youtube LOL :D

[MrChocolateDogg]

I popped it in youtube.

[MrsMars12345]

'pop it in youtube'

[Picklezorz]

It amazes me how Karl is asked a question on Evolution and the first thing he thinks is 'Yogurt.'

[sirbestnameever]

shit if he has kids they are gonna be messed up from seeing the hardcore bits of the internet aged 4

[AbadyDoubleX]

453 people typed 'how people have kids' in youtube :P

[K3vinEddie]

Why does having an english accent magically make you sound more intelligent? :D

[Slowshyy]

@K3vinEddie Quite! (I'm english and have awful grades)

[GAM3HAZARD]

LOL

[KingBlue]

Head like a fucking orange.

[tomgarden]

Im gonna pop "how to have a kid" in youtube now. I'll probably see most of yous there.

[KochoC]

Germ, fish, mermaid, man...... Roughly

[paraquemolestarseenp]

Me acabo de dar cuenta que Karl Pinginton es como Sami aquí en méxico. O mas bien al revez.

[breakabreaker]

ya-gurt and bacteria!!

[DeathEgg666]

thumbs up if you typed 'how do you have kid?' in youtube but got confused when you saw guns' n roses and 50 cent!

[jamesreilly100]

literally karl is the most naturally funny person i've ever seen and he doesn't even know it

[Cryer24597]

@jamesreilly100 Yes he does.

[jimjim506]

@jamesreilly100 i think thats why he's so funny, because its SO unintentional :D

[Youaresofullofshite]

@jamesreilly100 come on you don't really believe that do you. of course he knows what he is doing - he is calculated and purposely goes against the grain. he plays dumb and hams it up to make Gervais laugh and to wind him up. That is the real brilliance of the man. Not how you see it.

[TheRelentlessRascal]

thumbs up if your going to search "how do you have a kid" just to see what comes up

[wesmatron]

Actually Karl was misquoted. What he actually said was 'BACTERIA, Fish, Mermaid, Man'...NOT GERM....which is of superior intelligence.

Shame though...because as HE is one of the ones misquoting HIMSELF, he now just looks like an idiot'.

Mind you, he has got a head like a fucking orange.

[drewccu]

thumbs up if you typed in "how do you have a kid?" in the search bar at the top.

[Rosvolainen]

@drewccu Nah, I typed "How do you have a mermaid?"

[thebigbadjohnsmith]

Anyone else type 'How do you have a kid?' into the search bar after watching this?

[oblivionzzzmike]

@thebigbadjohnsmith no..just you, him...and another mate

[thebigbadjohnsmith]

@oblivionzzzmike So the answer to my question was in fact, 'Yes'.

[animelover5076]

thumbs up if you just went and types that into youtube to see what comes up! lol

[mrUMMbongo]

@animelover5076 thumbs down!

[CharlieParkerr]

ok well im not going to lie, now i have to pop 'how d'ya ave a kid' into youtube

[unamaxify]

bacteria don't have sexual reproduction

they have asexual cell division:

they make copies of them self's

[PorroFirst]

Karl is so sick of it right there.. He'd be happier being a postman like he was when he was a kid.

[hollowman9514]

Thumbs up if you searched "How to have a kid" on Youtube after watching this video.

[RevolverKat]

Beyond Karl's naive ignorance, I really love how much he insists in breaking the metaphorical scenario Ricky and Steve give him.

[MrPineappleman93]

Thumb up if you will search for "how do you have a kid" after this!

[KyrisTV]

pop it in youtube!

[smilerboyboy]

Right. Karl has some mental ideas, but in his own right is clever enough to stand on the outside looking in.

[ramoseven]

1:09 hes face priceless never heard of karl before after and idiot abroad this guy is a hero 

[god0fgod]

I searched for "how do you have a kid" in youtube... Didn't help much.

[ashk666]

i just popped in youtube 'how do you have a kid'

[Claireeeeeeeeeey]

hilarious!

[des0connor]

i wish karl had taught me sex ed at school!

[des0connor]

i wish karl had taught me sex ed at school!

[HdDan13]

Did anyone else type "how do you have a kid?" in the search bar after watching this?

[beego0]

@HdDan13 yep :)

[chaosinorderrr]

How does Karl keep a straight face? HOW!!

[solidblood]

im glad i popped this in youtube

[ubitcumajkemi]

he has to be a father and we should able to see him do it

show would be called: Raising a kid... Pilkington style

[irurwurst]

Karl is actually smart!

[tommo4000]

As soon as the video finished I had to pop "how do you have a kid" into youtube

[TheWorldOfJames]

LOL at how long steves legs are compared to ricky and karls

[sorealtoyou]

hahahahaaaa popping "How do you 'ave a kid" into youtube brings up the intro to the Lion King.... Classic

[MFDuggan]

Thumbs up if you popped 'How do you 'ave a kid?' into YouTube!

[iSOBigD]

Hahaha, I love how Karl plays along with Ricky's made up situations without ever arguing or going, "wait, why do I have to be the father" or anything.

[Thewarrior26]

For some reason I find the phrase "Pop it in Youtube" hilarious

[ubitcumajkemi]

how Karl keeps straight face i never know

[DukeofWellington91]

@ubitcumajkemi because he doesnt understand that what he is saying is retarded

[ubitcumajkemi]

@DukeofWellington91 you really think so? i thinks he knows... he is strange man, but at this point i bet you he is "i just go whit the flow and give people what they want"

but thats just me

[DukeofWellington91]

@ubitcumajkemi I reckon he realises they are going to laugh at him and that what he is saying might be stupid but I don't think he understands why, I think the things he says are genuine tbh.

[kamyou70]

did anyone pop it in youtube "how do you have a kid????"

[Noukinette93]

@kamyou70 Sims^^

[livercrazey]

nothings pointless when it comes out of karls mouth lol, pointless convo if it was anyone else i'd say XD

[mageman26]

Thumbs up if you just searched 'How to have a kid' :)

[Cashback13]

Who typed in 'How do you have a Kid' into youtube after watching this.

[Cashback13]

@Cashback13 speaking of which this in the first result "Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive"

[DerfRellim11]

are there anymore of these??

[CeletialDarkness]

steven merchant's laughing is so cute!! <3 he almost fell out of his chair! love it! <3

[NayC13]

So the human race is based on yakult having a night out....

[MsKingston21]

"How'd you have a kid? - pop it in youtube" HAHAHAHA, complete and utter genius!!

[stevenuuu1212]

Why do people keep replying to a comment I made ages ago, I know they did the XFM shows years ago I used to listen to all them, I've got all podcasts on my ipod as well. I just think the animation os pointless, that's all! Anyone not get that?

[ottawan613]

Does anyone know the video where Karl is talking to Ricky about why he doesn't like charity drives in Christmas?

[faffbag]

Time for bed. My God.

[mesmerizeme]

I used to like Ricky Gervais but i now find him a bit boring. I didnt like his conmets on the Royal Wedding. Off with the BORING fat cunts head

[arisaeff]

@mesmerizeme ? So because he made a few comments that slightly offended you (God knows why), youve lost all respect for him? Wow. K THEN. And I dont understand how you possibly got offended by something he said. If you liked him at one time, that means you knew his humor and how he is blatant and honest and doesnt give a shit about what anyone says. So the fact that you knew his humor was like that and yet you still got offended is beyond me...

[mesmerizeme]

@arisaeff I just find him 'out of date' a has been. Its getting a bit boring. I have been watching Justin Lee Colins now that guy is naturally funny. Watch this Justin-Lee-Collins-Turning-Jap­anese ON YOUTUBE .The monkey scene funny! Gervais nahh hes boring now. in my eyes hero to zero just boring sorry

[seb86]

You should be apoligizing you think Justin Lee collins is naturally funny, he is a complete and utter wanker especially in that monkey scene, even the title of the show is so generic and shit it just represents what kind of a naturally twatish man he is. Are you trying to plug the show or some shit Have you listened to the ricky gervais podcasts or xfm stuff its amazing, proper humour and natural comedy

[EpicFishFingers]

The "Up Next" vid: The Sims 2 How to have a Baby

[AlexDCl]

Thumbs up if you're gonna pop it in Youtube after this.

[wesmatron]

I love the way they push him into a mental corner

[iamthetimetraveler]

Who knew yogurt could be so funny?

[TheIffy316]

Karl face is legendary

[1foottall]

I love the way stephen merchant says yogurt

[muppetmonster]

love steven merchant's laugh

[myboydodger]

pop it in youtube and ricky's voice goes high, lmao best part for sure!

[Midnightfur]

"Are you tired? you ready for bed?" haha Karl's a genius!

[JHDELIVERY22]

Have a bit of fun lol

[donthasslethahoff]

You could pop in redtube and get a better idea

[WiseGuy5674]

Karl seems to have a seam running from his temple and around his ear on his left side under the hairline..Possible brain surgery?

[nealart]

Educating kids with yogurt porn.



[imajaekuhhuh]

single cell - sea creature- amphibian - land creature

[amediocrebadguy]

first recommended video: The Sims 2 How to have a Baby

[1foottall]

hahahaha on youtube

[93MaddyC]

the video podcasts are my favourite thing in the world

look at his little face!

[dylanlawless1]

At 1:11 Karl looks as though he could be contemplating the greatest ever philosophical ponderings that have captivated man, about to enlighten his son.

And then.....

emmmm, do ya know yagart

[MrBobbySasquatch]

Karl= funniest man alive

[Bagrah10]

"Pop it in youtube!"

Certainly sorts out where I'm going next...

[1by1illknockuout]

The greatest opening to an explanation of evolution I've ever heard.

"Ummmm.............D'ya know...............yogurt?"

If I have kids, the moment they ask me how we got here, I'm gonna start with that line.

[ultamatefrogmaster]

I love Steve's laugh!! :D

[csqw]

Karl Pilkington is the funniest man alive. He says stupid things inadvertently that are hilarious, but he also comes up with really funny things he says on purpose.

[AbAgOfSaNd]

Steve Merchant is sooooooooooooo sexy. I loooooooooooove the facial hair on him!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smithereen1]

How many people have now seen The Sims video, because of THIS video?

[Chigokai1080]

How does he not crack up like Ricky and Stephen!

[AndysEdits]

no it has to be animated - when they chat in front of a camera the atmosphere becomes intensified and the content forced

[2edsajdmsa]

When Ricky said "your a father" I thought he was serious for a split second and almost threw up in my mouth

[bongodrumms]

i love it when ricky creates these little scenarios with karl where he's the kid and karl is trying to teach a lesson. xD

[RaGe098]

pop it in youtube.....thumbs up if you did.

[Sascopa]

1:10 ....look at that fucking head.....

O_o

[UnitedKingdomify]

I love the animated Ricky Gervais Show, when the animators go to work on the half-eaten sketch-type anecdotes, it kicks ass, and is as funny as FUCK. The metal pants, the worm, the monkey astronaut, and the feral baby Karl... it's a great, great, very funny show.

[TheUCulp]

Karl's kid would learn how to have a kid by watching "The Sims"! Haha, Brilliant!

[ska2808]

LMAO @ Karl's face at 1:10

[Churchy2188]

Love this

[shotgunshawzy]

interest em !!

FUN !!

[BggProductions]

Pop it in youtube LMAO

[ChaoticSupernova]

I searched it immediately after watching this! I'm sure at least half of the people watching did as well.

[jazzaste123]

LOVE EM MAN

[fullfrontalfrank]

How many people searched for 'how do you have a kid'?

[JohnPurchaseArt]

I think Gary Glitter had the same phraze..Interest kids

[steviet86]

Did anyone type in "how do you have a kid" here after watchin this???hahaha

[91Holdem]

he must have to force him self with great effort not to laugh or smile

[mmbabyxo]

1:30 lol

[sparkyinbath]

they're starting to look old.

[yootubefootie]

I love ricky but he does go on too much about evolution and religion...professing to be wise they became fools. carl is so funny and i love stevens laugh

[Robsufc92]

Karl's face at 1:12 is hilarious

[scerpalman1]

for all of u saying they should be filmed for the ricky gervais show, not animated, although i agree with u they already did all the podcasts so its a pointless request

[MaddisonandCameronx3]

Karl would make a great Dad :D Just imagine... 

[LouiseLollipop]

@MaddisonandCameronx3 Oh jesus. The poor kid would have a head like a fucking mandarin orange.

[MaddisonandCameronx3]

@LouiseLollipop Hahaha! 'Head like a fucking mandarin'.

[Yamboozle]

Fess up everyone, how many popped it in youtube?

[FreewheelinLibertine]

I like seeing how they react, it's so much funnier to see them mess around, like ricky messing with karl or when ricky luaghs

[sLAUGHTER115]

1:17 He actually believes he's a father to gervais's impression.

[bensimps123]

i like how the way karl looks at ricky when ricky starts talking like a child!

[sxephlI]

I LOVE STEVE RICK AND KARL!!!!!!! (im not sxephil)

[andrewmanford]

@sxephlI yes you are. and i love you. lick my love pockets.

[sxephlI]

@andrewmanford well im not and i will!!

[hellokittykid9]

I love Ricky's face when he does the little kid impression. It's things like this that make me wish they WOULD skip the animating, just film it add in a title and you got a show!

[CounterNerd]

i can get karl's points

[clemensetz]

1:34 Look at Karl's eyebrows!

[mattsladey111]

Wow. 1:12 was a profound shot. Karl was genuinely quizzed.

[zimzalabims]

since there's no more audiobook from them, how about videobook or such? just like this would be peeerrrrfect!

[saintjimmy456]

the podcasts themselves are obviously funnier than the cartoons, but i think the cartoons do add new comedy to it - especially when karl's telling a story and the characters mouth what karl or ricky are saying, that makes me laugh.

[ZACKSPOMPOMPOM]

0:08 makes me cry :')

[PTL0]

oh god if they made hour recordings of this it would be the most amazing thing EVER!

[GoinDownToJunkieTown]

what a fucking spastic karl is, he actualy thinks mermaids existed, that they were part of the evolutionary scale. holy fuck. to think he's allowed to drive and vote.

[TheAds2009]

are you tired yet!

[didgey89]

eyebrows raised at 1:34

awesome

[jdsal62]

it gets better and better every time i watch it!!

[ohtheplacesyoullgo29]

brilliant

[stevenuuu1212]

This is how it should be, don't bother even animating it, you can see all their reactions

[solounpapi]

@stevenuuu1212 I see what u mean lol. I like the animations though because they act out the crazy shit they say, but I def see what u mean

[sdmf1982]

@stevenuuu1212 I agree, the cartoon doesn't add anything to it at all. I just bought the podcasts off itunes for a couple of quid. Bargain.