Subways = LA

[robertmejico]

Is that a black eye I see? :(

[bek4698]

"Grading papers"? Are you a teacher?

[noneyourfuck]

have you ever been to LA only poor people use public transportation and we have to pay over 4 dollar a gallon on gas. A have you ever waited in traffic. i dont know about you but i would rather take the subway then breath the worst air in the us and pay 100 dollars a week to sit in traffic

[RocketRodder]

@noneyourfuck You're wrong. Not only poor people use public transport. In these growing gas prices, people are beginning to appreciate PT more.

[Blufacia]

say goodbye to decent public transportation if you move to LA, they just don't have much, unless you are working and living in certain specific areas

[nikkin02]

I feel your pain. Commuting on the train in Washington D.C. is NO fun either. People are pushy, rude, and just plain mean. After almost 3 years of it, I'm ready to pick up and move to the beaches of San Diego.

[jtman04401]

You honestly think LA is all that? Seriously?

[ScoKimber]

So gorgeous..

[boomerangsp246]

I have to admit, these fights on the comments below me are funny as hell lol nd i have no idea how i found this channel BUT NY ftw! i guess we could move to LA tho...

[devinsupertramp]

Haha, this is awesome :)

[daadaa86]

Aww, I miss the vlogs in this channel. :( Hope to see more soon.

[Elaina43]

so are you in LA now?  Wanna go for coffee sometime?

[Elaina43]

I didn't know you were waiting for something to happen to have something to talk about... I thought you had *poofed*

My bad. Welcome back!

[janellsis]

love your face and,,,your language

[irontiger444]

No worries, chica.

I don't "hang-out" on Youtube, but there are a few people that I like to look-in on every now and then (you're one of them) because I find them interesting, regardless of what they talk about.

For me, it's way more about the person making the vlog than the content of any specific vlog they make.

So just do how you do, that's cool.

As for NY/LA ... too crowded in both places for my personal tastes.

More power to ya, for being able to deal.

I think you'd look good in LA, though.

[Ipelicanfly]

i bully people on the subway in new york the only ones i go easy on are the prego's and old people :) i'm like national health care

[Dangershoes]

I have moments of having something awesome to say... but when I sit in front of the camera, my mouth and brain shut down. :(

[JDHoffa]

About 0:57 She says fuck it like a brit I dig it

[mjw9363]

@JDHoffa the difference is she isn't UGLY like a Brit...

[JDHoffa]

@mjw9363 Well no shit there

[mjw9363]

@JDHoffa word up....

[JDHoffa]

@mjw9363 I'd put her in my top 3 of women I'd want to shag on youtube

[TheOtherMuskateer]

My counterarguement.....LA traffic! And getting into car accidentswith illegals! (they like to run.) The Inland Empire! (check urbandictionary "909"). And the biggest counter arguement..... being shot at! daily! i am a NY native, and after 11 years here, I couldsurvive a nuclear attack!

[bell5792]

i hate when trains are late. i might move to LA too that seems like a good idea. im sick of these subways with angry smelly people, waiting in the cold for late trains, and getting into a subway car with a bum. almost every time i get on a train there is a smelly bum on the train car i walk in to. it sucks=/

[softballluver90]

8 turns into like double 8 haha nice!! :)

[LuvsUrEyez]

I so know how that feels... I was pretty religious with my channel, but it gets harder every time i wanna post, I think bringin it back to simplicity is key lol....

Ive been missin some quality classics in the community, now that im comin back i had to stop by your channel. thanks for repin for the refreshing realness that the gay community is missing on youtube these days...

speaking of that, where have all the intelligent beings gone? point me in the right direction please.

~Eyez

[mmprabhu2003]

Hey you had a nice and valid point to say. i thought if u can use better languages and avoid some words it would be nice. but welcome back and do more video just do some thing which comes to ur mind and dont think much .. best of luck

[YourPsychoanalyst]

that's exactly the way you should vlog...cause that is how you used to do it and the reason why i subbed you years ago...please hang on vlogging like that!

[tastetherainbow86]

well i have lived in cali my whole life and i'm an hr away from LA.. a year ago i took a trip to NY in Sept and let me tell you this i could never live in NY... i hate subways!! they smell and a drunk chick puked next to me. thankgoodness my exit was was the next stop.

[PaintedRavensong]

hehehe...well, you could always head back to Florida. But, it was 37 degrees here this morning. It won't last though. I can't imagine leaving exciting NYC for FL though. Nah!

[thehumantower]

Nice to see new videos Michelle :) You shouldn't feel like you should have some amazing wisdoms with us. I think most of us enjoy your random musings. Remember there are no ordinary moments. So share with us your extraordinary :)

[inspire27]

all that notorious NY negativity... you need the Ghostbusters and some positively-charged pink slime!

[mattlaw25]

If there's anything else you need to get off your chest we're here for you.

[jwplater]

if you're just ranting to vent, thats cool but may i suggest you do something to get your mind off the week during the winter months. I like to go bowling its something to do so you're not just sitting there waiting for good weather. good to see you again anyway :-)

[jwplater]

well if you like the change of seasons, come to Michigan. its not as crowded, we definitely have summer, winter and sometimes spring. if you're going to LA because of unhappy people, don't bother. they are unhappy out there too. instead of being packed like sardines in a subway car they are packed like sardines on the freeways. we could always use good teachers here. i

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

My dog pooped! I filmed it! #earthshattering

[anythingsarcastic]

@WHATTHEBUCKSHOW haha - YOU are earth shattering, therefore everything you film is gold!!! ::bows down::

[kadeclark]

I love this.

[anythingsarcastic]

@kadeclark I love you

[scaryterry24]

I'll say this I love the cold weather. I'm from Alabama and just love this time of the year. I have been through New York City on the interstate but never been in New York City.

[dingosatemypringles]

Aw yay! I literally just slammed ya on yer PLS vid about never makin any vids, and then I find this waiting for me! YAY! I can't imagine getting the subway like that, although busses over here can be dreadful =/ More vids!! =)

[SarahsVlog]

Beaver Bunch video on the right day AND a personal channel video??? You're on a roll! Bet not for long though ;) ahaha

[fransiscodiego]

I am so glad that i never unsubscribe to you when i am thinning people away. your rantingness--ness... makes me smile and fills me with joyness ^^

[chex383]

Uhmmmm. Why are you so concerned how mean and angry are on the NYC Subway?? I just ignore people , with my music player running. If there was a backup of trains, you should just wait for the next one to come, because there should be another train right behind it, and that train will be empty. Anyways, give it up and move to LA, and remember that LA has subways and Light Rail, too.. :)

[colormeviolet]

Yeah, you'll give up subways for HORRIBLE traffic and the highest gas prices in the country. I'll choose the subway.

[ujdo]

You should be happy nothing earth shattering happens. I come from a family of teachers. They'll usually come up with any excuse to avoid grading papers and doing report cards. :(

They are all grouchy. Kinda like cattle.

[stephmils]

when the phillies won the world series, someone died on the subway from tryin to pack so many people in there. the door closed on them and they were half in half out and...... i mean u can figure out the rest. fuck subways

[Ikziejegrg]

I know that subway feeling, but here it is with my train!

pretty crappy, I know :p

[foreveradork]

You could move out to South Dakota, where the only thing that slows you down are tractors and the people are actually nice! =]

[crowleychad]

loved it. thank you.

oddly, unexpectedly... I really miss NYC now. finally secured a job after over 12 months unemployed.... and have resolved to save a shit-ton of money for a 5 night stay once my first week of vacation accrues.

in any case... you're brilliant.  rock on.

[simpliste90]

like when it's sooo cold, so you bundle up, and you get on the train, and it's so packed that you start to sweat, but BECAUSE it's so packed, you can't move to take off you scarf or hat, and then some moron decides to jump in front of a train, and you're delayed. Yea, I know. (and I don't mean to sound insensitive, but in Toronto, we don't have 2 donzen lines to choose form, we have 4, at best.) sigh.

[daadaa86]

Here is -15C, 13F so yeah its cold 10 to 15cm snow. It sucks...

Regards

Some one from Europe ;-)

[VeritasAmantesVocat]

yes i prefer my own car, but if you go all the way to LA you end up in traffic so bad you still cant drive :<

i prefer something kind of in between ny and la

then when people look at you all mean you can swerve at them . :D

[ohmaryjane]

Stop complaining.

[ianj30]

lol you read off a paper while you vlog? thats not very random

[anythingsarcastic]

@ianj30 haha - I realized only after that it looks like I'm reading off something. I had the TV on, so that's what I was looking at.

[StevenMProductions]

You're a teacher? :)

[knightlyghost911]

nice to see you back , if even for a short time , sorry to hear about your freezing experience in a subway, but im from up north and the cold is something that makes you feel alive at least for me , hope to see you around again, and hey everyone has to vent and if no ones around to vent to in person then hit the switch and vent to your buds on here , we dont all judge and just except you for take later babae :-0)

[peterss1975]

Good to see and hear from you again

[taylorg0613]

Move to Arizona. Problem solved ;]

p.s.

Thank you for speaking to me through a webcam.

[laurence1211]

OMG..OMG....A video!....hahaha.. Old skool and this is how i like it... I think you forget sometimes why people sub'd in the first place....

[anythingsarcastic]

@laurence1211 I did - it's kinda what happens when a lot of new people follow you. But I'm bringing it back old skool!

[laurence1211]

@anythingsarcastic Go for it! lol :)

[paul20072007]

8 turns into double 8. Order some blonde hair dye before moving to LA :)

[shadowwolfie85]

Great to see you back in action Michelle, we've all missed you!

[RAPSUCKS1738]

This would have been better if you showed us your tits J/K not really LOL

[MrJHell1]

I want to move out of Minnesota to California, probably colder here then New York

[ByTheWayImMe]

I'm moving to LA from Chicago. Good idea, right?

[VOC771]

Double eight is 16.

[ifwere1021]

WOW 3 months later and you still came back to vlog... did you even remember your password?!?! ;-)

By the way, if you actually did move to LA, it would take about a week before you realized that sitting in a car in insane traffic isn't all that much better than sitting in a subway. Except LA has twice the population of douches that think they're going to make it big acting.

[Dadalama]

I'd do away with both the huge city deal and the cold ass subway deal and move to Belize myself. :3

[jonjames1986]

I love seeing your videos and hope you can do them more often. Also, what are you grading papers for?

[Rmp613]

Ima like it

[tetsubo57]

I live in a place with next to zero public transportation. It sucks.

[CrappyCartoons]

I have liven in Chicago, NYC & Tokyo - Tokyo's subways are much more crowded and the CTA - can be Arctic frigiid. Either you should come here to Tokyo or go to the windy city for a week or so and you will be loving the commute in NYC all over again.I

[AndroidAndr3w]

Double eight. =) To us human calculators it is sixteen.

[DimoHell0o0o]

"Thumbs Down" This comment if you hate "Thumbs Up" comment's !

[DarkDennis1961]

nice to see you

[kokohawk]

Simply you= Amazing levels of epic

[lizrem]

You explainin NY weather with subway issues, is like me explainin Northern Norway in minus 15 Celcius, 3 feet of snow, waiting for the bus that never comes! If you haven't been, you should, I dare you NYC will be like Heaven compared, lol.

Great seeing you back, and I'm gonna go out and say New Video as soon as you reach 50K subs! Sound good? Excellent! ;)

[princeword]

@lizrem I know exactly what you mean, but I have winter tires and I have lots if fun spinning around when heading to the store :)

Michelle!!!!!! I feel so 2009 right now!!! :)

[lizrem]

@princeword Haha, well if you want you can swing by the border and give me a lift now and then :p

[TheYolk]

@lizrem So true. 

[Msposrtsx]

<3 u beautiful

[MollyPrewittWeasley]

I really missed you, don't go away for so long again.

[anythingsarcastic]

@MollyPrewittWeasley awe, I'll do my best not to!

[JustAnotherHumanlol]

I liked the Vlog.......I thought it was cute.

[KaylasNotGrey]

Do more vlogs! :)

[goomeoh]

You guys deal with mean people, and we in LA deal with the crazies!

[bubbarmybubbarmy]

You say "horrible" the exact same way that Stern does. Do you listen to the show?

[rayofminneapolis]

So naturally articulate. Brilliant and beautiful perspectives.

[MrEklipze]

You are going to find angry people anywhere you go simply because we all have stress and we try to deal with it everyday. Moving to LA might get rid of that problem you are facing, but new ones will come. I live in LA and just like NY, there is people here trying to make your life miserable everyday...

[RacheyB87]

my favorite quote from the video "and eight turns into like.... double eight!" lol u rock michelle!!

[InfoUplink]

LA> NYC

[mamandes]

Hey, Michelle's back! It's been so long, I forgot that I missed your videos. :-)

[JayNice3]

Welcome back!!!! As beautiful as LA is i really Miss NY Subways!!!

[tarageek]

ah crowed comuting eh! We've all been there :) I've personally spent many a "happy" rush hour in just the same way on the Central Line on the London Underground!

[tuviaf]

Amazing! Earth shattering!! Love your videos :)

[jedibugmaster23]

<3

[jax12007]

traffic

[1969CMB]

not sure LA is so much of a change from NYC--of course, I moved from New York to Arkansas ten years ago.....

[Dsmif89]

Nothing amazing, just you......? Oh, but you are amazing Michelle.

[ericsurf6]

I should be grading papers now too! Thanks for the reminder.

[bogdahn]

So nice to see you back on youtube Michelle. :)

[mashzmash]

i liked that! more of simply you!

[cheerfeverextra]

[marks your word and waits for the vlog of you in Los Angeles]

[crossxfuse]

yay i'm glad you're still around

[rctfanatic]

Grading papers?

[anythingsarcastic]

@rctfanatic yep - sometimes I teach :)

[rctfanatic]

@anythingsarcastic That's so cool! What do you teach?

[Alica6]

this was inspiring ... it inspired me to stay in bed because it's freezing outside :D :)

love your videos <3

[RallisP]

haha come to LA! we will party all the time!

[anythingsarcastic]

@RallisP don't tempt me!!!!! Everyone moved - I'm still mourning. And I see your party tweets and cry inside!

[lizrem]

@anythingsarcastic But, what about little miss GoboBean? :-O Jill's still in NY, no? I feel like I need to be rootin' for Jill after all this LA talk, lol. ;)

[lornalynott]

@anythingsarcastic ya what happened to the east coast you tubers, is it just you and RWJ...?

[winec00ler]

@RallisP

here here I agree

[lstntn]

"Simply me ... speaking to you". That's what you do so well. Glad to see it again...: )

[beyolleck]

Michelle's Personal Channel Time!! Love it, and Michelle... I think NY suits you very well, you look amazing!!

[daniellypampelly]

"and 8 turns into, like, double 8!" :D

[AmazeNYou]

Hey, we're all still subscribed because we like your personality. Whether it's "earth shattering" or not, we enjoy it, and that's enough! Always great to see a video from you.

-Cliff

[rdbuilder2010]

There are a-holes in NY and in LA; the difererence is they have better tans in LA.

[MrRightNow469]

Just talk about anything. It's worked really well for Spricket. lol

[ImLizOK]

I like your crap, makes me miss you a little less, haha.

I can imagine you freeeeezing in that weather, my cousins are going to NY next week, poor things... there's a BIG difference between their hometown Cancún and NY's weather in this time of the year, muahaha.

Hey, in 2 vids: HOLA and ADIOS... I'm glad you're practicing your Spanish ;)

[69Mortal]

dam , you were cute as hell when you were talking @ the ends :3

[kaidians]

Girl, you be lookin goooooood!!!!!!

[TheRealNickBravo]

LA has a small subway, its clean, on time, not crowded, and smells ok. 

[xbellaxbrutalityx]

and eight turns into...double eight. =] I love you Michelle.

[evannoo]

ahah and so you see, the reason you are away for so long is because you wait for something spectacular to happen to you to vlog about, but we don't need that. just everyday business is good enough for me.

[dragoneagle19]

love the hair!

[Taz86]

it's really a shame that you like the vaj

[sjsm5]

@Taz86 .... thats a good thing what are you talking about shes hot as hell

[Taz86]

@sjsm5 that's exactly my point. she's gorgeous and she eats the pussy. i'm a guy....

[becooool010]

@Taz86 Can you leave Youtube !

stop touching your self and get a life !

[Taz86]

@becooool010 shut the fuck up towelhead. with a name like khaled, shouldn't you be building bombs or some shit?

certainly not "touching myself". the correct term is jerking off, but you wouldn't know that since you don't have a dick to stroke. i said the girl is gorgeous, nothing wrong with that. go blow up some small children, raghead.

[becooool010]

@Taz86 perv ..!



[Taz86]

@becooool010 oh yeah, i'm a perv because i find a girl attractive. that's not being a perv, that's being a straight man. fucking moron, go back to sucking your boyfriend's cock you faggot.

[collywoowoo]

@Taz86 shes gay and u sound like a moron

[Taz86]

@collywoowoo ok, and her being a lesbian makes her any less attractive? somebody here is a bigot....

[collywoowoo]

@Taz86 lmao ur so dumb, im not biggot im gay too im telling you shes not gonna be interested in a guy if shes gay...obviously! sounds like you dont know the meaning or spelling of "bigot" as you put it.

[Taz86]

@collywoowoo i'm dumb? the CORRECT spelling of the word is BIGOT. B I G O T - BIGOT. Definition of BIGOT

: a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance. you're a fucking moron. i'm not asking her to be interested in a guy, i'm saying she's hot. there's a difference. lesbians can be attractive, fucktard.

[collywoowoo]

@Taz86 i'm sure she isn't going to be interested in you considering you are a man which is all i said. and coming on here calling someone else a faggot, on a gay friendly channel is ridiculous. it sounds like you need to read over your definition of "bigot."

[fanson2007]

I Love You're Video's:)

[yogangel7]

happy Chanukah

[CynBin20]

Hahahah story of my life I haven't made a video in 5 months.

[anythingsarcastic]

@CynBin20 haha and here I thought I was bad.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Michelle.

I never stress about making a video. I do not vlog, per se, but if a random idea crosses my mind, I can quickly make up a script, and create something.The political jousting here in RI, makes me want to move, but, I realize I have a house, and that is too much equity to walk away from.

[VID30G1RL]

NO BUT NEW YORK IS SO GREAT.

You're like the coolest thing about new york, other than the pizza and bagels.

Yeah, we have pizza and bagels. -.-

[WyldFire777]

"And 8 turns into double-8." LOL

[madeofawesome55]

I'm always mean on the subway lol , i just wanna get home back into brooklyn. Manhattan sucks.

[moonlitmists]

I would not blame you if you moved to LA. Of course, that's not saying much coming from me because I moved here too...

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

lol i feel you about the subway situation, but really nyc>la come on, nyc people can be mean, but we also are really good at uniting and helping each other out, just look at 9/11, so many people ran and biked down town to help out and bring supplies.

[janciepants]

Hi Michelle! It was great to hear from you! For me, I enjoy when you just talk about normal/mundane things...it doesn't have to be a spectacular event. :) You seem to be doing OK - glad to hear it. :)

[mana205]

Watching you come back made me wet! Okay, it did not, but it made me REALLY happy. Love ya! :)

P.S. Do move to LA!

[SoulStatement]

who is this again???

oh btw

that was something sarcastic

I love you no matter how little videos you make

[layzboy41191]

No more 16. It is now Double 8.

[edgehaedjr]

Don't move to LA, don't. I don't think you want to deal with terrible traffic, and terrible public transportation. I can barely stand it, and I've lived here my whole life. At least you only have to deal with the Winter rush only a few months a year. Then to wait for the subway in the Summer heat, ahaha.

[rsutedjo]

but remember that la has awful traffic

[2TonguesDave]

It's always good to hear from you. And one of the things that make youtube different is real people talking just like that. Feel free to do short vlogs about the small things of life as much as you want!

[Riion93]

OMFG YOUR BACK !!!

[khetab420hasam]

ya babe letit all out on internet lol...

[TheWillofDC]

i miss you!

[SoulStatement]

@TheWillofDC but you left

[anythingsarcastic]

@TheWillofDC miss you harder!!!!!

[Dykadellic]

"A week turns into four, and four turns into eight, and eight turns into, like... Double eight..."

[funkwurm]

@Dykadellic Exactly, keeping the European stereotype about Americans alive :P