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  • The title.... LOL!!!

  • That guy does have a point: Notes of different values have different sizes and colours in most civilised countries.

  • he actually makes me feel better about my self lmao

  • Oh really TJ? We HAVE to be aware of the stupidity you speak of???? You are so forceful with your views...lol. Do you know how much progress has come from individuals who are able to hyper focus on their specific tasks? Many scientists have the ability to hyper focus on their research. Those who can put their all into a few specific tasks, with a general understanding of broader concepts and the real world, really have an impact in terms of creating new theories and inventions.

  • i take this information with me, only to know what kind of ignorant backwoods hicks flood this country and are actually given airspace on forums. 'bills are the same size, so they should be the same value.'

    really?! didn't know money printing was sizist

    it would surprise me if people were bred to be this dumb

  • give me my blinds as stupidity is so rampant on this planet

  • 2:15 This is how Illuminati was made.

  • i almost couldnt breathe from 2:35 to 3:40, too funny

  • Wow that question about dollar bills is really really dumb!

  • I love me some TJ.

  • TJ EPIC troll face 2:35

  • I had that correct-thing: I posted under a video-about a guy thought he could make Athiesem look stupid with the question: "Which was first EGG or CHICKEN?" So I posted: "Neither of them the were Baktirias before them. And answer please my question: "Why are there bones older than 5000 year if god created the world just 5000 years ago?" And someone wrote my back: " Everything can age you believe everything your have been told". Sorry for the mistakes I am non-naitiv-speaker.

  • if youre saying money have natural value, you are a fucking idiot TJ

  • @HCLivess That's not what he was saying, that's the opposite of what he said.

  • I love your facial reaction at 1:36

  • lol this guy takes trolls too seriously

  • how true.

  • Look. I work for the goverment. I created pepsi cola so people lose 30% of their inteligence when drinking. We simply add bleach in our cola and put more sugar into it so nobody notices.

    Opps why did i write this ? I better not post this comment...

  • @KaiokenLuffy Really which department. Regardless I feel sorry for you...

  • @MadHatter847 why ? thank you, good sir

  • @KaiokenLuffy Good thing I'm a Coca-Cola guy

  • @KaiokenLuffy

    this wouldn't surprise me

  • @KaiokenLuffy

    too much pepsi , I guess^^

  • How do we know you're not working for the government? >:3

  • shirts are made of plastic dumbass

  • @bttwgtw if you believe that i got swamp in the sahara desert to sell yah :P

  • Intelligence isn't everything.... -_-

  • This statement is true.

  • oxymoron

  • My hope for the future is that there is so much stupid people here that when they have come and gone the quota for stupidity of the universe has been reached.

  • myahahamayahmaha.... clearly this amazingathiest guy is the alien undercover trying to confuse us humans about the true story.....the truth is, the alien spaceship actually crashlanded in the pacific ocean near japan, which caused the massive earthquake and tsunami waves in japan. The alien got out and swimmed across the pacific into usa, found the real amazingathiest, killed him and is now wearing his flesh pretending to be him, all while manipulating us. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!...

  • 1:34-1:39, Epic priceless face!!! I laughed sooo hard! 

  • there could be some emerald out their that the same size shape and color as a dollar bill, also, theoretically there should be a lot less $100 bills than $1 bills

  • Lol damn man you ever get tired being so pissed off all of the time?

  • 107 are inescapably stupid

  • Bloopers....I like it.

  • You're stupid! Aliens really crashed in Warsaw , Poland :3

  • @Costar58 wtf is wrong with you?! aliens never "crashed" anywhere! they landed peacefully and left an alien/human hybrid child that later turned out to be obama...why do you think he won't show his birth certificate! ...dumbass

  • @grandplatypus

    Touche

  • 1:34-1:38 I just laugh every time

  • his question was an acknowledgment of the value we give to money

  • @OHanswerME4Hamlet20 are you seriously doing this? exactly what TJ predicted..

  • oh look its fat fuck chewbacca speaking wow is this for real???? :O

  • I literally just fell off my chair rolling with laughter halfway through this video, the truth and delivery of the truth in this video was just unbelievable. This was incredible comedic social commentary.

  • my shirt is made of pudding

  • Shirts are made of oil substances

  • TJ, you should switch to decaf.

  • cool ending. Very cool!

  • It wasn't until now that I realized TJ's left eye is strabismic. Now I'll be staring at it in every video.

  • @Saerain pfff it is not. Lemme guess, you 2nd year med and can make House like diagnosis now.

  • uhm... sounds like trolls...

  • uhm... sounds like trolls...

  • Well, I already lost hope in humanity, so it's all good.

  • You're like the Lewis Black of atheism

  • Actually, the dick in the toaster thing feels pretty good.

  • 1:35 I almost spit my milk up at that face xD

  • if your tired of talking about stupid people , then shut the fuck up and go back to jerking off to gay porn ya homo

  • @schwoogie78 Pretty ironic

  • @hanspeterpitsch hey man...i had to leave jerking off to my gay porn to read your comment....make it better next time!

  • @schwoogie78 Somebody seems mad.

  • @werebee who?...sorry. i got to get back to jerking off to gay porn..this ones good, its ass to mouth

  • @schwoogie78 Nice, is there any scat involved?

  • @werebee just a little....there's a nugget on the tip...looks a bit like a milk dud

  • @schwoogie78 Fuck you've been watching it for a long time. I made that comment a day ago.

  • @werebee watching what?

  • @schwoogie78 Gay porn, of course.

  • @werebee c'mon.you know you love it too

  • Well the only thing the internet has done, is that now people can express their dumbass opinions in a larger scales, like this one.

  • I've actually heard of people calling breast-feeding: "controversial" and "gross." It's natural, and most people see it as "controversial" because we see breasts as sexual objects now. How sad it is that some women can't even fucking breast-feed in public.

  • Correct-ception.

  • Your first mistake was going on Twitter for intellectual content...

  • @packinwood2009

    Grats, you got his point, genious.

  • well actually...it crashed in Portland, Oregon, so the aliens could make a swift escape to the pacific and eventually Japan.

  • @XBladeWingX No it didn't, it landed in Death Valley CA. because the Aliens don't like the cold. WTF is wrong with you?

  • Stupidity is a universal constant.

  • WOW, there's an ad to the right of this video which says "Vote Rick Santorum for 2012!".

    I cannot even describe the injustice I have just witnessed...

  • I don't think I've laughed so hard in awhile because I'm tired of stupid people too!!

    Love your videos Amazing Atheist.

  • LOL

  • Hahaha, you believe the internet is full of ACTUAL people leaving ACTUAL comments? That's just what the government wants you to think when in reality, they make society look stupid as a distraction so they can launch our dogs into space while we're jerking off at the computer. If you think people are actually as stupid as they appear, you are far stupider than you appear.

    LMAO

  • @PyroGoth1 Also, dogs are really mountain lions. The government doesn't want anybody to know. Don't tell them I told you.

  • @PyroGoth1 HAHAHAHA, you are a idiot. It's not dogs that they are launching in space, it's cats. The government made you think that it was dogs. Why do you think there are lolcats? It's the government trying to conceal the fact that 90% of the worlds cats are actually in space right now.

  • 1:34

    I fucking lost it

  • Damn TJ, Youve been losing mad weight, good job man, keep it up you're looking good. haha

  • i feel weird now for having a shirt made of dried bacon.

  • Shirts are made of newspaper dude. Wake up. Just try and read your shirt right now.

  • Excellent video

  • That look at 1:33 made me laugh so hard that I had to stop the video.

  • I laughed so hard I spit Dr. Pepper onto my keyboard. Now the keys are all sticky.

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  • Shirts are made of fabric???? Read a book TJ

  • @macintosh264 Psh, everyone knows shirts are made of cotton candy.

  • @macintosh264 knit fabric, so yeah

  • @macintosh264 you're a fucking idiot

  • Press 5 for THUMB WHERE

  • Please watch

    youtube.com/watch?v=Wxbk5oDRnk­A

  • TJ you are fuckin awesome

  • No kidding, while no or very few legitimate scientists would question when life begins, but liberal activists do it all the time! Hey, and what could be more wrong than obfuscating the obvious for profits from killing people, on behalf of those it objectifies? How's that for the 'liberal agenda!"

  • I just focus on BEING AWESOME

  • I hate when conspiracy theorist claim the American Revolution is real when it is obvious that God wrote the Constitution.

  • I laughed my fuckin' ass at 1:34

  • Don't believe him, check out Stardestroyer.

    A man with a brain: (lightly paraphrased)

    "Dogs are no match for humans in combat. We are larger than they are, have a higher strength to wieght ratio, longer reach, greater agility, intelligence, stamina and durability... and, you know, hands."

    An Stardestroyer dipshit: (Lightly paraphrased.)

    "You're a fucking idiot! Dogs are god!"

    I'm not making that up.

  • this reminds me of the AI vs AI clip. check it out, pretty interesting.

    /watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

  • You're my hero. 

  • Shirts are made of fabric!

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  • or look at you tube we have hundreds of thousand walking wall street instead of helping they make dumb ass sily ass videos on you tube doing dumb ass things. that slike bunch of houses burning the dude steps out instead of helping to put out the fires he goes in and brushes his teeth and watches tv then the fire reaches his house and comes out and says somebody help me my house is on fire.

  • yes stupid people say you miss spelled a word i can believe you, or im smart im in college, or my dads a lawyers so hes smart, or

    trust me im a doctor . dumb asses are so dumb  they reapeat things they hear on tv or the web as if there fact. or idiots use three words to say things.

  • he talking about peole who are dumbed down by the school, instead of the schools teaching common sense and what really going on, they teach you nothing but dumb things , that keep you in there slave market.

  • Why aren't you a stand up comic? You're fucking hilarious!

  • A $1 bill is worth less than a $100 bill because the bill itself isn't worth shit, what it is....is basically a legal note saying how much gold you own in the treasury.

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  • This is an awesome video.

  • @TheAmazingAtheist i think that your wrong

  • Argh, is Wren's album available somewhere? I love the outro music!

  • Is anyone else annoyed by his collar?

    O_O

  • Is anyone else annoyed by his collar?

    O_O

  • @austinface9000

    Not until you pointed it out.

  • You heard the man, Start paying attention to the present dammit!

  • This is actually true and fun.

  • hahaha i love these rants that arent about religion!

  • There was this one forum thread that I came across... and it was about men bashing flat-chested women, with comments like "YOU SHOULD GROW SOME DAMN BOOBS, THAT'S UNNATURAL." or "stop reproducing".

    wtf, that's like telling me to castrate myself cuz I have a small dick >_>

  • @TheExarion Boobs are boobs. Depending on the day i like small better than big.

  • @dolerbom Exactly.

  • @dolerbom big breasts become hanging breasts

  • Dude, shirts are really made of that shit!

  • Correction: I believe the phenomenon you described is actually called a "Correctionception".

  • the doller bill question made me laugh so hard XD

  • 99 idiots but a bitch ain't one

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  • You keep making these videos and you're going to give yourself a stroke. May I suggest just a little contemplation on the subjects before you video them? Apparently you aren't aware that you are being the exact same thing as those you complain about. There wasn't anything you said that would stimulate any thought. You could have just screamed, "I hate stupid people!" and said it all in 2 seconds. Yes, there are stupid people who say stupid things, so what?

    Thomas

  • @tdfisk I tell people my name after spouting a bunch of stupid bullshit to make myself look smarter therefore i make myself look smarter by spouting stupid bullshit before proceeding to tell people my name because i just spouted some stupid bullshit making myself look smarter.

    Adam

  • @TheMultiEnabled Thank you for explaining what you're doing, very accurate.

    Thomas

  • @tdfisk No problem.

    Adam

  • Apparentley my shirt is controlling my mind. Man are the voices ever going to be pissed, they don't like to share.

  • Shirts are really made of cotton. xD

  • We all know that aliens exist. They worked together with bigfoot in area 51 where they had lots of jewish enginers making bombs to take down the world trade centers, lol.

  • @gulbirk You really think the aliens helped the Jews make bombs for 9/11? That's just what Stupid Conspiricy theorists tell you. What REALLY happened is that Pres. Bush gave Osama a nice BJ and Osama got pissed because there wasn't a P with that B&J. You conspirists make me sick,

  • i want to post and say Great video vary well said but i don't want people to incorrectly correct me. Ah screw it Fantastic video

  • @brian12102

    I want to post and say great video. Very well said, but I don't want people to incorrectly correct me. Ah, screw it. Fantastic video!

  • Major poker face FOR THE WIN! 1:35

    That part made me tear xD lol great vid

  • loll

  • Excellent video! 

  • u remove my comment

  • .....And that's why you dont do drugs, kids.

  • Fabric shirts are telekinetic? Government conspiracy? Quick, everyone get naked!

  • @sniperblast *coughtelepathiccough*

  • @BiologicallySuper TJ says telekinetic brah.

  • @FornicateWithRaptors Telekinesis: Moving objects with the mind.

    Telepathy: Reading minds and hearing thoughts.

  • @BiologicallySuper WELL I GUESS THE MAN WAS WRONG THEN.

  • @FornicateWithRaptors Everyone makes mistakes. No reason to yell.

  • Fabric shirts are telekinetic? Government conspiracy? Quick, everyone get naked!

  • You're making this video. Making these valid observations. And 4,046 people like this video. I have hope for the future.

  • You need your own show.

  • u sound like muscle man from regular show

  • :l shirts are obviously made out of cheese

  • True, the saying that something is only what people are willing to pay for it, people only accept money as payment because they beleive when they need goods or service it is able to be used. Thats where the problem with over the top inflation is that people dont think it will be worth anything tommorow and therfore it is worthless.

  • I thought you were going to yell really loud at the beginning.

  • So this is why Sweden made differently sized notes...

  • My hope for the future tends to be in anything that's not humanity.

  • i think hope for the future has been trademarked............

  • If stupid people don't ask questions, they forever remain stupid.

  • @ThatShowAbout Oh, so we should endorse them and happily reply to their stupid question, which theyve should have known by now, because theyre dumb-fuck parents couldnt raise them right? TOTALLY!

  • @ThatShowAbout no not true they stay stupid they just have the answer to that specific question

  • no top comments?

  • I only wear clothing made before the 1950's so that the government can't read my thoughts.

  • @videoguy604 O.o