Scientology. What is it About?

[ratonL]

OT=Jedi...hmm, not really...

[54israelsilva]

foot fetish

[skaught911]

Isn't Theta the symbol for a missing angle value when doing Trigonometry?

[balletzenaida]

@skaught911 in maths greek alphabeth is used.

[bieberle4]

@skaught911 yes that too

[semion5]

Stick it to em

[snowydro1]

can some one sum up what Scientology is? In just a few words...just make it simple, thanks

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

I love this guy

[system13xhuxhu]

Fuck you all god is not real our ancestors were confused what they thought they were god or gods they were just advanced beings (aliens) who thought them everything they knew

[ElambrosG]

LOL IM GREEK AND THETA IS NOT MEANING SOUL

ITS JUST A LETTER FROM THE ALFABET...

[PL4iNproductions]

islam is the most stupidest...

[zodiacza]

lol at the maple syrup, since alan won, he gets to lick it off sally's naked body!

alan is awesome!

[SharksKid]

The real genius of this dialogue is that Scientology can't exactly come back and say, "We would never admit that."

[Neb0jsha]

11 scientologiests saw this video :D

[LockardKevin]

All religions are equally crazy.

[tangnatalaga]

@LockardKevin All belief that is fanatical in nature is crazy including the ideas that oppose religion. Such you the Atheist. We can even use idea of science to make someone fanatical. Like the Atheist. Fanaticism start with finding a flaw in others. It could be a group a belief etc. Then preying on peoples emotion along with so called facts is laid out. Then brainwashing starts. Once the person is brainwashed he/she wont see others point of view anymore.

[LolFishFail]

I am also an evil galactic warlord emperor. except I dumped tons of justin bieber records into the earths volcanoes.

[thevizualassassin]

LOL! *fart* "Im getting closer as we speak" That was hilarious!

[TaskerFilms]

hmmmm...interesting....im goin to poop now

[twisto]

i don't get it... aren't these all leading questions?

[dkmunyan]

apparently the dude was an actor and not a scientologist. You see, a real scientologist would have just avoided answering the lawers direct questions and protest that "internet... scum... slandering... offensive."

[valiare1947]

Haha! Allan's awesome!

[baldmancrazy]

The seed of a religion is the blood of matryrs, not money from celebrities. Scientology cannot pass the test of a true faith. Their church is basically a business selling thin air to passing suckers, and exploiting a loophole in the US Constitution to avoid taxation.

[XfreakinD]

What kind of cocaine was Hubbard snorting when he came up with that shit?

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

"Scientology is quite likely the most ruthless, the most classically terroristic, the most litigious and the most lucrative cult the country has ever seen. No cult extracts more money from its members.'"

- Cynthia Kisser

[ryujio85]

It is a cult that brainwashes isolates and attempts to control people in order to further the motives of the higher ups.

[unit666industries]

lol

[mattsmt20]

Did Alan Shore win this case?

[roolrr22]

Hahaha, this guy is great

[sergio944]

Scientology is the most idiotic religon I have ever heard.

[tjttzcspplt]

Offer your information for free. Then we shall see what you are all about.

[SilverBladeRed]

I Believe in Harvey Dent.

[gktremor]

Whatever... Let them believe what they want, you get to don't you?

Personally i'm agnostic. But this would make a great movie to see a couple of "H-Bombs" dropped into some super volcano's and vaporize ppls!

[jpomac360]

for curious motherfuckas SEASON 3 EPISODE 5 :"Whose God is It, Anyway?"

[jimmy2k4o]

what show is this????

[KingofKingz360]

@jimmy2k4o Boston Legal. Show ended about 2yrs ago. Great show to get the DVDs. Denny Crane and Alan Shore were my favorite characters.

[LittlePinky82]

@KingofKingz360 Loved Alan. He was an awesome character.

[macvaxx]

Every religion is fucked. They believe in one thing, Christians believe in other thing, Muslims believe in third thing, and so forth.Neither one of the beliefs is wrong.Christians(which I am) believes in something a man wrote 2000 years ago, they just believe in something that was found more recently. And one and only reason it's called weird and bad, is that people got too accommodated to "main stream" religions. No one has the right to discriminate, except those cults where they kill.

[ryujio85]

@macvaxx like Christianity? Your viewpoint is pretty idiotic if you set murder as the benchmark for what should not be condoned.

[TheKillaSoulja]

nothing more then a CULT

[ThePattyDude]

scientollagy is fucked

[sebastianave]

And for some reason it seems like people think a religion had to be created in the times of "Jesus" to be a "real religion".

A religion can be created at anytime to be honest. But you might have a hard time trying to get people to join your religion because they could easily prove your "miracle" wrong, if you have one in your religion. Unlike in Christianity where the miracles of Jesus cannot be proved false, since it was so long ago, exactly 2010 years ago. :p

[gktremor]

@sebastianave Wow... you actually said "exactly 2010 years ago." If you go and take a look at what BC and AD mean. Its Before Christ's Death, and After Christ's Death. There is no IBCBD -> In Between Christ's Birth and Death.

[sebastianave]

@gktremor

What the fuck do you mean there is no IBCBD? Do you think Christ just was born and then died a split second later? Of course there was a time between his birth and his death you numbnut.

That is if he even existed.

[gktremor]

@sebastianave Man you need to take a gander at a pre-A.D. calander so you can get your shit strait is all im saying numbnut....

[sebastianave]

@gktremor

You really aren't making any sense.

2010 years ago, supposedly Christ was born.

I don't see what your problem is. So please explain EXACTLY in detail what it is you're trying to tell me.

[KingOfTheBritains]

@sebastianave @gktremor no idea what this battle is about, but AD stands for Anno Domini -"In the year of our lord" aka every year after the birth of christ. little latin trivia there is all. i step away now lol

[sebastianave]

Umm ya, have you guys never heard of Xenu? I mean c'mon people, learn your stuff, what do they teach in school these days?! My ancestors were from the planet Farsgarsaian, the planet Xenu lived on.

LMAO! YA RIGHT! XD

Though to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some form of a galactic federation out there. It's impossible that we're the only complex organisms in the entire Universe. Note: I did say impossible, not improbable.

[KingOfTheBritains]

@sebastianave if you ever get a chance, read bill brysons "a short history of nearly everything" I believe he mentions how, even at the smallest most precise calculations, there must be at least 160,000 different types of complex life in the universe. :D SCIENCE!!

[blagh9mm]

i never knew the greek letter theta meant "thought" or "spirit" i was under the impression that it stood for this... . . . "theta - (n.) A letter of the Greek alphabet corresponding to th in English; -- sometimes called the unlucky letter, from being used by the judges on their ballots in passing condemnation on a prisoner, it being the first letter of the Greek qa`natos, death."

[tommyohtrauma]

are the beliefs of scientology any more absurd than those of christianity?

absolutely not, because of the overwhelming lack of evidence presented by either side. jesus was most likely a human philosopher, if he even existed, who was attributed many miracles and fictitious events like so many kings and heroes before him. there are instances were people have claimed that kings could walk on water prior to jesus' existence.

[DrFixit]

True, however, Christianity was also based around a man who seemingly came out of nowhere and proclaimed to be the son of God. Certainly made him look crazy, however, what if it was true?

Scientology on the other hand. Was started by a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER. And the religion is filled with science fiction ideas to gain enlightenment.

The two would be more similar if Jesus created Christianity based around being a carpenter, and how practice of carpentry ideas would eventually lead to salvation

[DrFixit]

I personally believe in neither, and I think that both are gigantic crocks of shit. But at least Christianity tried hard to make itself seem legit.

Merely looking at the facts and the history of Scientology's creator is enough to make me wonder how people could possibly take it seriously.

Xenu? Galactic confederation? I mean damn, I have way more faith in humanity than that, people cannot seriously be that dumb. There has to be a hidden catch to Scientology.

Like free blowjobs or something.

[das81]

Without taxes they can invest more money in their stupid castles.

[bendixone]

HAHAHA funny shit, scientology ppl are fucking nuts

[MRMILO57]

TwoHypeGQ......as you mentioned, are they going to war?.......yes the scientology cult is at war with all other religious cults, its all about money and domination!

The catholic religion is a corporation, the wealthiest on the planet.

[MRMILO57]

It's a religious cult, like all religion.

Scientology.....loves you're money if they can get hold of it, this applies to the catholic church as well!

[GojyotheFeared]

that being said, it'd be better to simply not believe, or rather, worship as you please outside the church rather than support their with with the money that you earned by actually working for a living instead of simply preaching about false promises one day out of the week. On God's day of rest, no less where people do most of their praying for whatever it is they ask God for.

kinda ass backwards anyway since if God has a divine plan, he's going to do what he wants anyway, so why pray?

[GojyotheFeared]

Every religion has it's own chain of crazy ideas. However, Scientology is clearly way out there in believing that man evolved from a big clam and that one day if you purge yourself of all these engrams you can achieve immortality where you can then leave your body and talk to zebras.

Not to mention that, like all religions, they ask you for money, money, money which they use to, instead of paying taxes, they buy their homes with and live in the luxury of your money.

[IrishClanKing]

the ending was funny as hell lol

[MegaFairGame]

How did David Mascaviage's mother in law die?

Google it!!

[W4NZ1]

scientology = load of horse shit crapped out the ass of some old sci fi nerd so he could form a legion of brain washed retards to worship him after he realised he was never going to see female gentalia in his lifetime

[pashwarinaan]

BIGGEST PEICE OF CRAP EVER

[SaveTheTapirs]

The guy on the stand clearly isn't a Scientologist. A real Scientologist would have denied everything.

[eslick01]

what was he then if a lot more than a scifi writer? elaborate please.

[Steentun]

oh yeah he was also a world known nutjob!!

[bravdos]

Any religion that asks for money is a sham. Titheing is a prime example, leveling up with the OT thing is another, collection plates, etc. I'll quote Bono here, "My God's not short of cash."

[gumbydammit99]

Organized religion is a bureaucracy between man and god. He doesn't need middlemen.

[plstrom]

EXACTLY, and specially when any of these so called religions asks money from you... what should you say, kids?

Eheheh, a big FUCK YOU to them all...

[jthatcher79]

@IGNsucks - there's some fundamental arguments about that statement. One might argue that Vatican I, and II solved similar problems.

@LoboDeBayamon - I'm not an expert on this, but don't the Calvinists believe a similar component (or was that just the more money one amassed the closer they came to God)?

@hhairball9 - argumentatively there are fundamentalist in almost all religions. Although I think a core argument (by IGNsucks) here is can you consider it a religion if it's pay for play only?

[IGNsucks]

its odd how people find scientology to be crazy when every other religion is based on crazy ideas.

[LoboDeBayamon]

The deal is not that it has crazy ideas the deal is that Scientology ask you to pay money for your happiness..That the problem, It Involves money PLUS! stupid ideas.

[IGNsucks]

Christianity had that problem, it was solved by the creation of Protestants. I hope that doesn't happen to scientology. One type is enough.

[Toony698]

HOW TRUE!

[GojyotheFeared]

Of course every religion has their own crazy ideas. THat's why it's called religion and not logic.

[crazymrlee]

Believe what you will?! LOL

How about don't believe at all?

sapere aude

[ferdinandlamarca]

hell

[hhairball9]

What's really sad is that even though most people will call them crazy, or weird, or whatever, there is that undertone that they have been known to hurt those that oppose them, or speak out against them...and more and more people are becoming afraid of them, and that just makes them grow bolder, more intimidating, and meaner. A teen who was studying different religious dogmas for a report told me that it seemed less like a religion and more like how the Nazi party came into power. scary thought

[Dracopol]

Now it's near the end. David Miscavige leader of Scientology has been witnessed as assaulting staff members and now has the nickname "Slappy" to replace his former nicknames like "Poodle" and "the Fuhrer."

It's silly, crazy, dangerous, and most important of all there's no upside: it doesn't work. Nothing that's religious works, and it only CLAIMED to be religious in the first place.

[tgoodfella]

i wondered if boston legal show got sued for talking about this, considering the COS sues everyone.

[karolchyk51]

wow... I'm agnostic (because I don't like being labeled), but I have no problem with anyones beliefs. But scientology is just freakin weird

[yourmaster100]

fuck these guys make christians look sane

[kingdavidmike]

scientologists are just idiots who dont have anything to do other than to play with themselves fuck all you dumb asses

[iamtheprototype]

omg, thats fucking RETARDED, if u believe that bullshit u have some mental issues

ever heard of jesus?

read wut studmon182 wrote, that makes sense.

so if i fart im closer to immortality? well if thats true then im a god, and im not (duh)

an evil alien?WHAT THE FUCK, that is some gay-ass BULLSHIT

[SavijTung1]

Good video dude, though it doesn't play well for Scientologists, it gives a good start point for anyone wanting to learn.

[dynobreath]

LRH died while on the run from being indicted for fraud.

[PopMami]

Yes he died in hiding. And I also believed he was on drugs, which is highly frowned upon in the Co$ ways. Wow their own leader breaking the rules...

[beccablueeyes99]

I think L ron hubbard was a genius.

And the fact that he created a religion is, facinating.

It's as possible as any other religion. But it's still, something that's better suited for the science fiction shelves then as a belief system

[hate4uall]

money

[DisneyNational]

Ya'll weakass niggaz tryin' talk shit bout Scientology. I'ma laugh my ass off when we die and I'm already on a whole notha level while you clows is still fuckin' around tryin'a get rid of your first one.

I'll be ballin' so hard by that time I'm goin like:

Thetan Level I

Thetan Level II

Level III

...?

Can anyone stop me? Shit I'm like a thetan hustler. Can't nobody touch me!

[Studmon182]

wow ur a retard

get a life

[RavenBettyBlue]

OMG... I never realized what a shitty actor Spader is. At least in this scene... I don't watch his show.

[DisneyNational]

I'm so sick of people misquoting scientology.

Nobody dumped 13 trillion aliens into volcanos. Do you know how many 13 trillion is? That's not even possible. Not to mention during the intergalactic war Xenu and the federation only captured about 100-200 BILLION aliens. BILLIONS. NOT TRILLIONS!

I love when people try to rip on Scientology without even getting their facts straight.

Ya'll aren't even supposed to be knowing about Xenu anyways. Start with the basics first.

It's there to help.

[Bugeyemafia]

Billions / trillions... its all weak

and i'm sure there are thousands of you ppl buying into this bullshit too..

lmao , u suckers...

[dantebezze]

hahahahahhahahahaha..do u not know how rediculus that sounds??no u dont because u have an iq of a L. Ron Hubbard(which is a new term for fucking stupid delusional people)

SO SAD

[DisneyNational]

Um actually, L. Ron Hubbard died a millionaire and a best selling author. He has in death reached a height that is absolutely legendary.

Fuck all you ign'ant ass haters.

Xenu is real, just because you don't believe something doesn't make it fake.

You will all see when we die how wrong you truly are.

But I don't want to see anyone do that. Come to the light. A life of purpose. THE ROAD TO TOTAL FREEDOM. Just watch some of the videos. Just search for Church of Scientology.

[StabbyMgee]

holy shit there are people who believe that? please tell me that you're joking. Even dying as a best selling author when the best name he could come up with for for an evil galactic warlord was Xenu is ridiculous, but people actually started a church about it?

[Wulfenbach]

Isn't the correct word, he died while on the run from the authorities

[Studmon182]

ur retarded, you believe a fucken alien came here and put us here?

ur prolly a retard who lives in his moms basement reading science fiction

seriously turn to Christ for salvation!

[brainyblonde218]

so seriously dude that is not going to convert anyone, not classy.

"but if i ahve not love i have become a sounding brass or clanging symbol."

[ashunga543]

On the Contrary I think L. Ron Hubbard, had an Incredibly high IQ. He figured out, by starting an absurd religion with the most unbelievable BS that he could scrounge up from his Science fiction days could be used to make him Millions from ignorant people. LoL why didn't I think of it?

[ashunga543]

ROFL! i think this comment put me into tears when he said "getting their facts straight" lol....facts.

[po0pdawg]

seriously......

[Callofdoodoo]

what the hell are u talking about

[po0pdawg]

i was referencing an "Arby N' The Chief" qoute that your name reminded me of

[Callofdoodoo]

its call of doodoo like call of duty why you makin fun ur name is poop dawg

[po0pdawg]

u zpeled it rong

[Callofdoodoo]

what did i spell wrong you spelled "wrong" wrong

[Callofdoodoo]

my bad its syrup i heard him say he could almost taste the maple syrup so thats gotta be what it is because i doubted it was liquer

[po0pdawg]

cock of doody

[Callofdoodoo]

what was that bottle she moved when she went to sit down

[robynemaria65]

for another view of God, freeing ourselves from the limitations we are placing upon the Almighty, watch GOD RECYCLES THE UNIVERSE ANTI-RELIGION

[Angelrulesss]

scientology doesnt sound too bad. atleast untill it gets to the galactic overlord shit. thats crossing the damn line, my little brother couldnt come up with a wilder story.

[LilJdaSilva]

a galactic warlord... never seen him so far

[willbond]

$cientology is sneaky, malicious, criminal and batshit nutzoid.

[cloud9calicub]

Very of the charts bizarre! Kinda disappointing that so much of Hollywood is part of this. Makes me think they are seriously wrong in the head!

[tgoodfella]

all or most religions can and do good things for people, but when people let their faith dictate things and lose rational thinking, their can be major problems. Especially when people differ in their beliefs. I'm sure even scientology could have some benefit to people, but others taint it and use it to gain wealth or power and manipulation. the point being relgion can and does have good things but it's people that use the cover of religion that make it tainted.

[littlenickyn]

Scientology is crazy. But ironically it is less crazy than Christianity and the other creationist religions.

[worthlessdollar1]

"An evil warlord... by the name of Xenu, dumped 13 trillion aliens into the earth's volcanos..."

ROFL!!!

[Commando303X]

I haven't seen this episode. Is that true? He was fired "just" for being a scientologist? That's bullshit. You should be able to think whatever crazy crap you wish so long as you're not directly and immediately harming others. Most religions are pretty dumb, especially when one tries to follow everything about them (including the stuff that seems to contradict some of the other stuff).

[arturomillan]

that is not bullshit. you should be able to fire anyone you want.

[Commando303X]

I don't think it should be illegal, but it is bull-shit. As for being able to fire whomever you wish, it sounds good, but it is a complex issue. For instance, in an environment thick with bigotry, how does a of a minority race acquire decent employment?

[Josephetsonchien]

Scientology bullshit and can taste that maple syrup off those legs, beautiful legs... zomg

[UrosRadujkov]

discusting

[cireth191]

it seems that scientology was used as a blunt representation of modenized religion here, for the purpose of demeaning all religion. there was that brief allusion and segue into christianity. people are too easily intimidated by beliefs other than their own

[roudy1689]

wow, the perfect 4 minute school on scientology

[octgirl62]

I can't believe anyone would actually believe that scientology is "the way". The founder was a science fiction writer---notice the word "FICTION"?

[tomdamho]

he was also a frequent drug (barbiturate) user and he was a racist w/ real quotes such as dam chinks ...bottom line LRH was a nut case and made Scientology to get rich and powerful

[perksy10001]

it's funny when you think about it, scientology is the perfect business it's a business that attracts rich celebrities that intern attracts young people who look up to them as role models also becasue it's a religion it has tax except status. A business/religion that people donate thousands/millions of dollars to that does not pay tax, seems like the perfect business to me.

[cobaltdan9]

so is every religion and wants your money.

yay vatican. the pope has nice shoes. woot woot.

[perksy10001]

last time i checked the catholic church doesn't have a special celebrity centre for it's VIP followers that donate millions of dollars (nacy cartwright,john travolta etc...). there's a big difference asshole.

[cobaltdan9]

oh i'm sure jesus would be totally cool with the billions of dollars that the vatican has invested....for god of course.

not to mention the priceless artwork they keep there that they got after WWII.

i'm sure jesus would tell us that god and his mouthpieces need money...

[NiceGuise]

Don't let religion taint Jesus:

"Jesus answered, 'If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.'"-Matthew 19:21

[cobaltdan9]

oh and ps. every cross or holy symbol you see around a celebrity's neck is an endorsement to their church of whatever. so don't talk to me about celebrity endorsement when there are countless documentaries (such as hard as nails) that pedestal individuals who have "found the lord"

[dkiavoloui]

why so aggressive? christianity is certainly not so obviously ridiculous, but still leaches power from the people (and money because power gives money). and why not criticise the pope for being so fancy when his teachings are about humbleness? makes perfect sense to me...

[perksy10001]

but again you can't go assumming i'm a christian because i'm not. And your right most religions to take money, i'm sure jesus wouldn't be happy.

[dkiavoloui]

apologies, i based this on your comment before. but if you're christian, then why believe in jesus? :)

anyhow, good talk man, take care :)

[BVargas78]

i believe jesus existed but was a mortal man who nontheless changed the world.

[dkiavoloui]

Yes. I started to believe that he was. I was taken over by all the lies and deception and thought every little bit in religion is a lie, but then I realised my own view of God - the god within each one of us, our divinity sort of speak. So Jesus might as well have been a very gifted individual, but it really doesn't matter to me. Existed or not, some of his ideas and teachings are very important and one should learn from them.

[divinesynder]

Although I can't say that I agree with Scientology's beliefs I really enjoyed hearing Alan SHore explain the "religion" in his own terms.

[Biochips1]

That Scientology dude talks like my aunt. Exactly the same arguments and why I tell her that Scientology is a brain-washing cult.

[Zelinna12]

And now we understand why Cruise is a fucking idiot! lol

[LadyNinjaKagero]

A "religion" who teaches its people individually through the means of PSYCH-meter and courses is nothing but a business, from the vids on the site they have a gym and a sauna, they are not followers but clients or slaves if they can't pay. It sad that no one notices that they made it a religion so they can evade taxes

[dkiavoloui]

em, no religion pays taxes as far as i know, or at least most of them don't. they too are in the same business of creating myths to control people... it's pretty much all the same, this one however is just outrageous!!

[987654321jonathan]

lmao

[Callofdoodoo]

this is funny as hell

[jesokingcryst]

Believe what you will but don't hurt other people.

[Imariscent]

I agree with what you just said, no other religions keep their people locked up in rooms, for not achieving enlightment, wait yes for 1 hour and everyone is all together, theres song and dance and no one on one mind control

[jesokingcryst]

Some get locked up in rooms against their will for days or weeks.

And some get sent in their prison-like "rehabilitation centers" for years.

[LFraudHubbard]

Lisa McPherson

[Bizzer10]

that lawyer is an ass

[smit1807]

I am not a Scientologist, and actually I find the religion to be ridiculous (like most), but I agree with you. He is insensitive.

[Bizzer10]

oh yea!

im not sympathetic to scientology

but...

the lawyer is still an ass

[nominalvelocity]

You do realize it's FUCKING FICTION?  Holy fuck.

[Bizzer10]

fictional charachter can be asses

[TheTrueMasterOfLife]

The lawyer is not being an ass anyway... scientology is one of the most dangerous religions on earth. If a medical condition was causing as much pain and death as this cult we'd be on high alert. Who would condone the mafia? LRH was one of the biggest con artists ever!

[kylethebest2]

lol acxtuallly funny but still scientologys crap

[thomahawke]

lmao

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the fart loooooooooooooool

[Gothichell]

Man this is great stuff.

[DKHellsing]

Haha..l Boston Legal r0x

[lord69z]

I love how they try and jack ideas from REAL thinkers and philosophers then just attach scientology to it.

I mean Socrates would have had a fun time destroying scientology with annonymous :P

[BlueAsbestosCosBlues]

Created by L Ron Conman, a science "Fiction" writer