Episode Twenty-Four: Mechanically Separated

[Testostrone250]

this guy doesnt look like he says no to food!

[entozoon]

mmm, I can smell it already.

wait, does that mean I have a brain tumour?

mechanically separated turkey.

that makes me imagine a robot breaking up a fight between two turkeys

[entozoon]

hahah, am I going mad or did I see that in your cupboard in some other video?

I've always wanted to try hamburger helper and those boxes of stuff.. don't have them over here. I had Kraft Macaroni and cheese once.. it was the best thing I ever did eat

[EpicMonkeyFries]

You don't have boxed pasta? That is a travesty! That's like telling me you've never seen ramen noodle soup before in your life.

[entozoon]

yeah I don't think we have boxed pasta.. well not like Kraft anyway.

haha i've seem ramen before. I had Char Siu Pork Ramen at a japanese restaurant called Umami just the other day

[EpicMonkeyFries]

But pleeeease tell me you have the impossibly cheap, easy-to-make, college kid's staple that IS ramen noodles... The little square package that contains ambrosia in it's most MSG-explicit form.

[resrevereverser]

Actually, i have never seen ramen noodle soup, apart from on the internet, briefly.

They don't sell it here...

[hemisan]

That actually looked pretty tasty. But I just have one problem with the most recent EMF's........WHERES TIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[EpicMonkeyFries]

That is a fantastic question, and for the answer, I direct you to Tim: the ever-absent wandering minstrel. He has one idea for a vid right now, but first he has to learn how to dance.

[robhaughtoncomedy]

mechanically separated ground turkey meat....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAA!!!!!

[EpicMonkeyFries]

It's the easiest solution I can find to that age-old quandary: Does the light go off when you close the fridge door?

[randomthoughts77]

I rated 5 stars.....I expect payment. Ok, seriously......funny stuff. The funniest part is that I know that meat was actually bought to be cooked in your house, not as a joke. Interesting place for a lamp, in front of the fridge.....doesn't it get in the way?

[resrevereverser]

as far as i am aware there is nothing in the fridge.

[EpicMonkeyFries]

Nothings but broken dreams and shattered hopes. And a few more containers of mechanically separated ground turkey meat.