Chris Crocker - The Secret.

[evilangelism]

O.o......whatever he was on at that very moment I want some of it.....

[JusticeXavierH]

Dear Dumbasses, this was posted in 2007...5 years ago. Get. A. Life :D

[831Isabelle]

dont sleep because the government will inject u with clay to turn u into puddy to make u stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[potatosrouges]

Hahaha ! xd !!

[daniel44144]

Plz say this is a fucking troll, no one is this stupid!!!

[twilightsinger916]

Thumbs up if you believed every word. O.O CHRIS CROCKER KNOWS ALL!!!!!

[miranduck]

If anyone knows how many times he blinks in this video please tell me as soon as possible.

[HeLLKiTty1477]

@miranduck well i kind of failed but close to 190 lmao

[oliviamayelias]

You creep me out!

[johnnaismithTV]

you're a psychopath



[gagaaep]

@4evamissa honey there's no need 2 be lol

[4evamissa]

I'm scared to sleep o.o

[thehatedcat]

This is hilarious.

[GinSingsForU]

how can we hate God's children. Chris is one of them.

[virtualnerd100]

@B3thanyH3artzTun3z 2011 years from the birth of Jesus Christ, Billions of years since the earth was created.

[MEareCAT]

Haha xD one of my favourite Chris Crocker videos <3

[TheChaos248]

So does that mean that you are wearing a costume? You look over 40... And don't worry about the government "injecting you with clay" cause I can do that just as easy... Your and Idiot!

[MEareCAT]

@TheChaos248  No, YOU are an idiot. He's JOKING. Many of his videos are comedic, in which Chris is just acting. Fucking moron -.-

[PaigeTheCoolKid2]

this is still my favorite chris crocker video of all time :D



[831Isabelle]

@PaigeTheCoolKid2 i know right

[MrHistorian01]

xDDDD I LOVE his videos and he's so original. I also love seeing the stupid ignorants paste hater comments. He chuckles at 0:50 saying the world is 40, though. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[StaceyinBoniers]

mmh i love uk

[GothGirlRiseing]

Awe..

[MusicLover4eva12]

U ARE A STUPID PIECE OF SHIT SOO U HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT UR A BITCH BECAUSE UR SOO STUPID

[EllyMcCormack]

hahahaha this is so funny. Comic fucking gold. He's a genius.

[lovepuppy615]

thats full of CRAP!!!

[morelshroomgirl]

Wait till this world sees my costume! When Frank the rabbit finds out all of the jelly plasma coming out of our bellies leading the way will vanish. Who says time travel isn't real, cuz I am my ouwn Sigularity.

[xXxcollectorxXx]

So if people dont age why would they wear a costume ho- Fuck it your retarted...

[59roseanncopelands7]

ey Your little princess is here to please you

[GamerztimeX20]

This thing scares me...

[kurtandblaine4ever]

Thank you for spreading the truth!!!

[iWhoremonal]

xD this video is so old but I still love it

[xxxxxxxx7xxxxxxxxxxx]

Has this person been to theropy? i think she should go...

[desmond720]

100% bullshit!!!

[AlbeLoidasq519]

cool sharing fantasies and if possible put them into practice

[RadicalKidx0x0]

This scared the absolute SHIT out of me when I was 11.

[AFazota3]

I LOVE YOU CHRIS CROCKER!!!

[allogenes37]

he's a ham. I mean, I love it but he's a big honey cured ham.

[MusicLoverSixx]

Pause at 2:38 xD

[ChachaChapati]

I hate this faggot, but this is some funny shit.

[MsJustinBby1]

GIRL , Shut Up !

[MegaHegira]

fag

[demonbuttercupp]

@MegaHegira straight

[01PaulStanley]

I think this is funny

[MrSwat460]

you are such an

idiot

[MegaHegira]

@maddisonmarsh13 funny? You are a queer loving fruit if you think this is "funny" WTF? If he/she was so funny he would be on the circuit as a stand up comedian getting paid by people to see him/her. You know what not funny is? Crocker dissing 911 and all the people who died. Look up crocker 911 on youtube and see if you think he/she is funny. Christ you kids today are just fucked up and think its so cool to be gay. Get a life man.

[canisdormit]

Chris used to be funny...funny sounding...funny looking...etc. etc. Now he's just pathetic. Get some goddamn braces BRO!

[ilypolkadots123]

Retards, the earth is older than 2011 years old you idiots.

Every heard of B.C.?

Yeah thats the world too.

[Thomas4161]

"They´re wearing a costume". Hahahaha - I love that face!!! :-D

[AFazota3]

@Thomas4161 ditto. he all said" they're wearing a costu-meh"

[Immarareoccasion18]

Eddie (: <3

[mrsedwardcullen13]

Still think this is the funniest thing ever.

[uhmmsqueezeme]

you need fucking help.

[cowfig]

@uhmmsqueezeme ahahahahahahhaahha I AGREE LOL

HES A MORON

[NeverEndingMirage]

This is gold. Enough said.

[Sm00thi3Chikk]

DUDE HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN DINOSUARS......

[kuitertist]

@Sm00thi3Chikk are you retarded or just fucking stupid? seriously what' wrong with you? he's fucking JOCKING

[jellybelly500100]

WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH U

[cardwellkk]

the earth is 6 million years old dumb ass

[kwamlinkidz]

@cardwellkk the dinosaurs were around for hundreds of millions of years

[cardwellkk]

@kwamlinkidz yes i know im not thick i just couldent be botherd to write it

[butterMAROfly796]

hahaha

fucked up retard

[3XOTIICxB3ATUY]

thepeewee. listen .fuck off. go suck a squriells dick . hes amazing . and im his biggest fan

[thepeewee98]

u are the most fucked up person everr ..u wish u could use a douche bag u fag i would not be suprised if u made a show called fags gon wild

[Nest1089]

LMAO

[WiseOwlism]

Oh no! I watched this before going to bed! D:

[BigDaddyJay2010]

are you high dude?

[Jamielynn9990]

@majeekman - i really hope you are joking. 2011 years old??? I dont think ive ever read something so stupid. You have to be in 3rd grade. That is the only explaination. Fucking moron.

[Strugglesz28]

oh my god i swear i watch this video all the time its hilarious

[jonatanblack01]

@Strugglesz28 sissy spacek hahaha :p

[DJArensa]

dude do you like to fuck yourself?

[TheCarmenFlowe]

I like how he says Secreeet<3

[andyjumba12]

holy shit ur retarted go eat my corn hole :P

[MeFishiee]

Chris I love you(:♥

[TheTomyJazz]

Fucked up!

[EmoGoneGood]

I laughed my ass of at this

[ninjacarldk]

Why the fuck are you dressing like a girl???

[lakaiboy113]

im pretty sure hes high

[Darusienka77]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT??????????? IS HE HIGHT ON SOMETHING?!!!!!

[gashanka]

boy, you high?



[funfungirlly]

I think they injecting you with clay! wait never mind your alredy puddy! Stupid ASS!

[waandom13]

this confused me..

i'm asking my mom if your right..she knows everything.

[11gcorona]

You guys are seriously all ignorant and retarded if you really think that Chris believes all this shit he's saying. It's quite obvious he's exaggerating for comic effect. And I love how you people are correcting him by saying "Nobody thinks the Earth is 200 years old, it's 2011 years old"... the Earth is older than 2011 years too, dumbasses.... Some people shouldn't be allowed to leave comments... I'm disturbed by all this stupidity...

[ericwarnercline]

@11gcorona

Can we be best friends?

[11gcorona]

@ericwarnercline absolutely ;)

[11gcorona]

@ericwarnercline We're not best friends. I'm not inclined to reply to you over a video I didn't have time to watch. I have stuff to do. I'm home from college for a week. I have family, and FRIENDS, to spend my time with. I'm sorry if you thought we were so close that I had to spend all of my time talking to you on skype.And you can't read people for shit. You think you can read people over a computer? People you've talked to for half an hour of your life?

[11gcorona]

@ericwarnercline (CONT. 2)You have no idea how to communicate in real life, do you? I feel bad for you. You want honesty? The reason I stopped replying to you is right here:

OMG WHERE ARE YOU YOU HATE ME.

OMG HI.

^^that's fucking creepy.

that shows me that you have barely any friends.

You are a crazy immature creep. I have a life that consists of more than sitting on a computer.

[11gcorona]

@ericwarnercline (CONT 3)

So thank you, very much, for choosing to disassociate yourself from me. I could tell as soon as I logged on that you were another internet obsessed psycho.

Go back to your youtube comment arguments, and your suicidal internet friends, and your russian lesbian fan club, and whatever else consists of your fantasy world. I'm going to be enjoying life with real live people.

[CrazyDiabloo]

i hope u die .. :O w8 uumm disapear -.-

[greencocobean]

@majeekman

Get your shit straight, buddy the earth really isn't 2011 years old.

I suggest you finish school and get a life before rudely and ignorantly commenting on someones video that's not even yours.

YouTube isn't for hate. It's for feedback. Ass.

[majeekman]

thridly the earth is 2011 years old and fourth if people dont age explain grampas and last but not least if people dont die explain my dead grampa in a casket layong in the ground 6 FEET UNDER!

[skadodado]

@majeekman You are retarded.

[tehallstar]

@majeekman lol i hope you are using chris's comedy and sarcasm in your comment

[majeekman]

ok first of all if the earth was "rectangler circular" or whatever u said people would be falling of left and right and secondly waht was that?

[amrawilliams]

Your a creep

[1GiggleBabe]

your weird.

[willypocer1]

Earth is like Millons of billions years old???

[01PaulStanley]

sorry that was my sister.

[01PaulStanley]

you stupid ass f****** just trying to make a laugh okay my love you f****** b**** is the s***

[TheLella13]

They obviously injected clay into you.

[TheLella13]

You're actually that gay.

[nivedni]

fuck you just dieee!!!!

[MrAhhh1000]

Dude...... Or Girl idk..... Imma Slap The Stupidity Out Of You

[MegaMortii]

I slept biatch!

[AFazota3]

IT'S A JOKE, IDIOTS!!!!!

[misterfunnyfunman]

oh oh i know the secret your coming out of the closet..............fuck

[72kezza]

Ahaha funny, but btw they think the earth is over like 2000000 years old

[jwhitloctombraider]

WTF WE DONT EVEN THINK THAT THE EARTH IS 200 YEARS OLD

[BlackCopsSniper]

gay

[myssissippy]

What are you smoking?

[pinzelluwa1]

WHEN WE DIE WE GO TO HEAVEN NOT BLUELAGOON;P

[jwhitloctombraider]

Oh my God I cant stop laughing xD. But your still a hypocrite.

[AFazota3]

"It's rectangularly circular"....."if you see anyone that looks over the age of 40 they're wearing a costumeh" " that's right we don't age we don't die we simply...........disapear!"

[octoBURRfirst]

@AFazota3 "costumeh" LOL!!!

[Glorytommy]

lol... whaaaat? xD

[AwesomeMcGrizzle]

I'm so glad you teach our kids not to smoke crack. Thank you. You are so fucked.

[xPc1231]

the goverment can have u and what did u eat before u went to bed?

[magnusjferguson]

wat have u been smoking wat the fuck man

[finlocher]

My grandpa is older then the world!!!! :D

[AFazota3]

@finlocher lol

[0ffir1357]

It must be 81 or older

[mushroomponypower]

wow your dumber than me! nd im 10 you loser

[AFazota3]

@mushroomponypower he's joking you idiot



[MrEpicfailproduction]

who thinks the world is 200 years old?

[adarkcraggyplace]

Dude, you shouldn't make fun of Marilyn Monroe. Speaking ill of the dead is...well, speaking ill of the dead.

[uchihafan3150]

...wait...what?

[HellsKat123456789]

I just think you need to prove it, where did you get this idea? Did the voices tell you?

[DarthAkey]

you have a problem and the government ceeps you free and douse not torcher you

[blueyesparkle1]

I don't know if this is supposed to be funny but it's dumb. I'm sorry. Come on.

[lollypoprincess100]

lol i couldent stop lookin at his hair lolll

[MrFilipino100]

i'm afraid to turn around in fears that she/he/it is gnna be behind me..

[wolfofworld]

This is one of my all time favorites. Chris is so talented and is vary appreciated.

[GemmaMarieBoyle138]

Are u on fcking crack? seriously man. check into a mental facility FAST

[ipodhumanperson]

uh WTF this bullshit is totally irrelevant to everything



[pr0ductionsxtreme]

U should really stop blinking its creepy as fuck lol

[MrDIRTrider85]

gud comedy douchbag

[katrinakayyotic]

why in the hell are ppl so mean? u look ignorant when u talk shit. what satisfaction do u get making fun of him? he doesn't care what u think about him obviously. how about we all grow up and act ur age. (: k thanks

[kevinn863]

What iSee is a mustach on this fake wanna be gurl.!

[panterwill]

Everybody listen up!! He had an F'ing dream!!!!! That must be true!!!! OMG DO NOT SLEEP!!!!!!! LMAO LOL

[EllieMars98]

lets all listen to chris crocker instead of our science teacher, you know because he knows everything and that.

[R3GG34T0N]

Hey look! He's wearing a costume!

[kramml]

HOW ARE THERE MORE DISLIKES THAN LIKES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH?????

[meganveney9]

Ahaha, that's so funny!D

[desterysgirl14]

What were u on?!?!?!?

[MrDragoniteTrainer]

I KNEW IT! I was SO right! Take THAT George! You owe me 100 bucks! And now I owe Chris 90 dollars for saying that on camera....

[313madog]

when did we ever think the earth was 200 years old?

[TheBOOTYSWEAT107]

WHAT A DORK!

[PurplexCherry]

Wha- what....?

[laleegag5]

Made my motherfucking night!!!!

I am posting this on my facebook for everyone too see, and for everyone whose hating, grab a fucking tampon. its apparently a joke you idiots.

[Des9388]

Wht are you on?

[hubaflam]

you dont have boobs give it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lollipop3993]

go to a hospital!!!

[stuperstar15770]

Lmao. I Love Him.

[msk1170]

justin beiber is gayer than chris crocker omg

[MrScot1967]

You need help. What a load of crap.

[cheeziwangdoodle8907]

Stop blinking!!!!!

[JohnnyDtv1]

WTF?



[dramaguen1357]

im scared o_0 and im like 12 yrs. old like i know he not serious but like what da hell are u smoking ?

[phgaboudjian]

what weird stuff are u smoking?

[TheFlyingNinjaBear]

wait,wait,wait not magic mushrooms what was i thinking they cant be injected instead he justed shot up sum heroin

[TheFlyingNinjaBear]

speaking of injections this guy is just below a lethal od of fucking MAGIC MAUSHROOMS or he just has brain AIDS because he is a mega fag

[aegal1592]

I don't care if he's making a joke...I'm not laughing. This was such a waste of my time.

[sn4pshot1]

40 aye my greatttt uncle was alkapone try telling that to him ya psyco freak

[lahrules]

Look at your likes! that's like...55%...dislikes. We never thought that the world was 200 years old or 40. What, does that make sense if I say "In the year 1492 Columbus did NOT sail the ocean blue YET because the Earth is only 40 years old." Why the hell would someone inject us with clay? That DEFINITELY dose note mack mi stoopid. At least you know you can't be hurt by the government,you're already FILLED with clay. The government is laughing!You just got told by an 11 year old girl!LIKE THIS!

[MissTabby101]

it's ok for me i live in england :D

[ThatsJustMe115]

Ok i respect gay people but ur so gay tht its fuckin annoyin as hell!

[queenangel321]

gawsh i love your accent! it turns my frown upside down! ur voice is so beautiful! where the heck r u from?!

[falconbird10]

LMFAO!

doont sleep at night. They will inject you with clay ahha!

[JayJB998]

why do u blink like crazy at the ened

[johnnyboy491]

wtf

[Budderrfllyy]

I guess I was injected with clay for 13 years. Because, unlike you. I sleep.