Why do you think that you require information about him in order to refute the points he has made against you? It's as if you're planning on resulting to name calling from the start.
Pick and choose is the only way to fight ones' battles, friend.
You cannot deffend against every insignificant little shit that comes at you with some textbook-attack that has been done a thousand times.
All the people with some sort of argument they picked up from some book, or some TV-airhead.
There ARE battles that are more important to fight (reaching broader audiences, defusing a newer argument, etc.) and there are only 24 hours in a day.
Excuse me - you were gone for 2 motherfucking YEARS.
Sorry we do not stop our lifes and wait for you to return.
After YEARS your opponent from an ancient battle (living with a feeling of success and superiority since you went away) might think you were dishonest in your challenge.
You could have used 2 years to prepare something (like a paradox, a verbal trap).
Or he could just view you as someone who wanted suck PR out of a debate with him and disagreed with that premise.
If you an your opponent are of diverent camps and have a fundamental disagreement about something - you going away will not have the effect on your audience that you described.
a) people are not just feebly latching on to just ANYthing. If they were your fans they were your fans because they were in your camp. So you leaving wouldn't drive them into the opposite camp. Just to someone else who is from the same camp, eg a like-minded youtuber.
b)u just postulate he used your name. where? link plox
Glad to see you back. I think if you need to stick to the growing problem of the american police state, you address this problem well in my opinion. By the way, lets see that scar on your hand! Your knife was a little sharper than you thought! Good thing it wasn't one of mine though! lol
@dayofthefight Hopefully if it does go down, fakey won't rage quit like Brett. He might put his 'nine' to his own head again though if SD doesn't let him win.
What a bullshitting idiot. No one could possibly take this mental midget seriously. His bravado and screams for attention are as transparent as cellophane.
Straightdope accepted your debate challenge. Sooooooo, uuuuhhhhh... is this thing, like, going to happen, or what? It has been a week now. Any response would be good right about now. I'm curious to see how your tough guy act is going to work against someone who actually uses intellect in a discussion.
See how much you anger all these people.. you must really affect them. When animals get scared they bite.... Im so glad youre back fakey. after you left, I quit paying attention to the debate community. give em hell, youre still the king fak..... smoothie
13 min of stroking your own ego, you really are pathetic fake. "You haven't tangoed with the likes of me, you don't want to" Why? whats the worst that will happen? You showing what an insecure little kid you are and cutting yourself? you really should consider a new user name... Consistently fails would be a more fitting name for you.
@MindlessGlitch Well it seems that Coughlan is doing ok and has his own following. And this whole fakesagan, straightd0pe thing started with straightd0pe pointing out that fakes pwnage of Coughlan was not pwnage. And as for the whole capnoawesome thing I did not really pay attention to all that shit, but didn't capnoawesome fuck his girlfriend? Not saying that is pwnage but, a good way to piss off someone you hate.
lol I like them both, strightd0pe and fakesagan/thesmoothterrorist. But I think its pathetic how all strightd0pes little fan boys have come on here leaving negative comments and thumbing down the video only after their master straightd0pe made a video. Before strightd0pe made his responce video most of the comments here were posative. But a noticed that as soon as strightd0pes video went up this video got tonnes of thumbs down's and negative comments.
@JustAnotherGuy186 Straightdope just increased the drama in this video. I'm subscribed to dope and not this little faggot. I, and I think others, did not even though this existed until StraightDope posted his video detailing Sagan's incorrectness and overall failling in life.
@JustAnotherGuy186 Yes...the thumbs down couldn't be that this video is made of complete failure(like how he said he couldn't post a response to Fakesagan fails 2, even though that's a blatant lie). It couldn't be that he showed that he is pathetically obsessed with straightd0pe, it couldn't be that this video literally took 13 god awful minutes to say, "Straightd0pe, debate me about anonymity you pussy."
Nope, has to be because we're butt hurt that straightd0pe was challenged.
@BigLundi Its not a lie that he could'nt post a responce, but I know you would'nt have known that since lord strightd0pe did'nt spoon feed it to you. TST cound not respond because he did'nt have a computer or have access to one at the time. He has not been obsessed with strightd0pe, watching him on blog tv he has mensioned strightd0pe twice, maybe three time, and each time the mension was brief. While strightd0pe is perfectly entitled to be anonimious, he mocks peoples looks, which is cowardly.
@JustAnotherGuy186 Lol, no, it IS a lie. If Fakey WANTED to post a responser, he could have. He knows plenty of people that could give him access to a camera, or their computer webcams. The FIRST thing Fake says is, "I wanna debate straightd0pe for being a coward!" and even he admits this is purely for the sake of stirring up drama and getting views.
He even admits he has an inntense loathing for Straightd0pe that DOES amount to a level of obsession.
Everyone hates him, he doesn't really know what the fuck he's doing, he speaks and walks with an aura of self-importance. Without the proper help he's a danger to himself and others. He suckles on the teet of those above him to get ahead. (In this case, TJ.) He sees his underlings as rats. (In this case, his subscribers.) And he just generally thinks the world revolves around him.
I'm subbing, but for the same reason I'm subbed to CopperCab. Comedy.
... The last time you got into a debate with someone, didn't videos of your girlfriend getting pounded doggy style like a little whore end up on the Internet?
Hey Fakesagan, I used to watch your videos all the time and only found out you were back because of this debate challenge. Just a warning though, you're not going to win a debate with straightd0pe. He's too well organized and knows his shit, like you said, you don't know anything about him. He can bring up a whole library of shit on you. Also, what happened to your rifle? I remember you had WASR or something.
I don't know, after seeing you cutting your wrist and starting to bleed uncontrollably on TAA's blogtv session I cannot longer go along with your pseudo intellectual pose...
@MindlessGlitch One thing is being restrained and another thing is cutting yourself deep while you are drunk on your friend's house while they are on a live show, and scare out the shit of everybody.
It was pretty clear that what he did was completely brainless and without any consideration.
If you think that's being restrained, why don't you jump on the tracks of a fucking train while the train is coming?.
@Yetanotherytuser I wasn't implying that he is restrained....... reread my comment. I clearly meant you don't have to be restrained in order to be intelligent. Hence the "Intellectual =/= restrained." Just by reading the fucking definitions of the words, this is easily seen. That tough for you to understand?
@MindlessGlitch Clearly you are retarded, because that's what is exactly what I understood.
But probably even if you try to reread it you will not get it, after all, you still think that this guy is an intellectual, so let me explain it to you like a kid
When you say "One thing is X and another thing is Y" in this context imply using the 2 opposites, doing a hyperbole of the later, to ridicule your statement.
It would be like saying, "Cutting yourself deeply is prove that you aren't restrained"
@Yetanotherytuser "When you say "One thing is X and another thing is Y" in this context imply using the 2 opposites, doing a hyperbole of the later, to ridicule your statement."
I implied that he is an unrestrained person, so why would saying "one thing is being restrained and another thing is doing this crazy thing" be a ridicule of what I said? And then you go on to say that "If YOU think that's being restrained, blah blah". WTF. It's obvious you completely missed the point
I think I prefer to talk to the wall in front of me than continue this circular stupidity, I don't have any desire to try to make you understand how I already knew that you meant that he was unrestrained, and what I did was making fun of how you think that cutting deeply your arm and bleed to the point where you start to pass out is a sign that you aren't an idiot, but "unrestrained".
@Yetanotherytuser The only correct statement would have been "One thing is being UNrestrained and another thing is cutting yourself deep while you are...". It's your fault that you're not making any fucking sense. You made a grammatical error and now you're just trying to weasel your way out of it. Anyway...Fakey's drunken actons don't negate his intelligence.
@CrudOMatic Where did he imply that he was obsessing over straightd0pe? Are you psychic? Were you around him at all during two years?
You just get thumbs up by brainless haters, so you don't need to justify your position. Just cater to the masses,and don't use your brain, and you'll be fine.
I fail to see, and you (along with your idiotic friends) have yet to prove, what 'showing your face' has to do with the validity of one's arguments or their intellect.
And stop saying pussy. You sound like a douchebag. Established?
FakeSagan: "StaightD0pe you a pussy for not showing your Modafucking face when you cridaside them people fo ther fyzcal appearence! Assmuncha"
StraightD0pe" As you say. It may have been a mistake of mine or any Mothafuckle out there to joke about how the opposition looks nigger. Granted. Even so I still belive that people who cut themselves with knives to make money should not carry firearms. Even if they are drunk.."
@TheSmoothTerrorist have to admit, was surprised you decided to come back. only a couple weeks ago in my BTV you were saying YT is too overly censored by google. glad though that you changed your mind.
i wasn't subbed to you when you were fakesagan, so you have no reputation to live up to, or destroy, as far as i'm concerned. clean slate.
i do parodies a lot, but sadly, couldn't really see anything worth taking the piss out of in this video. maybe next time.
It's on. Monster neurotic and arrogant bullshitting windbag from yesteryear comes out of obscurity to dredge up a nemesis with enough wit-meat on his bones to make for a decent show. Or a good time at least. Hell, not that I'm proud of it, but I've done some silly shit in pursuit of a good time. What was I saying. Oh yeah, its on!
I don't get the intro. I'm assuming the smooth terrorist is the guy that pops out of the plane but wouldn't it be smoother if he flew through the buildings and the plane stayed intact? Or maybe he can fly a Cadillac. That would be smooth.
@nicanicabad he has to do more than e-beg if he wants his hulled grains. jumping through corporate reality hoops to provide us with material that will go viral is a good start.
@nicanicabad fakey neighs first and thinks later. if i do recall correctly he was perma-banned. i sincerely hope no one informs youtube or the equestrian club about this travesty. i want him to respond to our videos on national television.
@thecindypwns Oh you beautiful dead, fetid woman, your humor is unequaled! If he e-begs again, I'll donate if he cuts a few feet off his nose. I just can't wait to sit back and find out who else fucked his girlfriend first or who he himself blew and watch him make another horse's ass out of himself. At least he's ALWAYS breed specific.
repackaging 3 year old publicity stunts. hey! it's the all new coca cola with a different logo design! same crappy taste, different year!
i love how you intentionally included a cheap ass, sagging punching bag in your shot. - "don't mess with me cause i can fight!" does that even work on preschoolers?
anyway, i'm glad you're back. you get to humiliate yourself yet again for my entertainment.
The debate between him and keane was because keane called him a liar and d0pe wanted to prove that his accusations were founded. What would you two debate about? You're such a fustian loudmouth, calling him a coward to get some kind of rise. The fact is that he made you look like an asshole in his fakesagan fails videos, and just because you haven't got anything on him doesn't make him a coward.
Picking and choosing your fights is a sign of intelligence. If for some reason a person does choose to fight, getting a deck stacked in their own favor is also a sign of intelligence. Sorry, but if you don't think so, that doesn't speak too highly of you.
lol fakesagan so basically you're saying that it's not fair that you can't pwn him because you haven't got any ammo against him. All that is relevant are the arguments themselves, which are available for you to refute if you wish to do so. Who the fuck cares about how much of an internet tough guy you are? It's completely irrelevant to anything that anyone has to say on the internet.
Hallelujah. The good prophet Fakesagan has returned and is already bringing the hardcore drama pwnage sauce. June 4th was a good day for all the citizens of the mother fucking youtubes.
Couple of things. SD made a video about ebegging that had TJ in it, using his image and name, I don't know how direct you think he should be. And...if you post things about your personal life, who your friends are, where ya work....then people are going to know these things. der. People have a right to their privacy.
@christo930 : probably about just because a guy self-pwns himself having sex with your girlfriend, it doesn't mean you are a bad person, which is true!
@pyrrho314 I don't see that assertion was ever made (that fakesagan is a bad person because his GF had a sexual encounter with a guy before they even met). That still doesn't explain the topic that is going to be debated.
thank fuck. all the interesting people have stopped making youtube videos. fantasticbabblings, scarydave, tj started plugging his books a bit much and mannix is in iraq. we need you now more then ever tst.
Actually, BlogTV said I did absolutely nothing wrong. The video that is being circulated *DOES NOT MATCH* the actual text, according to BlogTV.
So anyone that fell for the "Kelly" vid was DUPED........And duped bad.
However, I see this as a golden opportunity for me. My next band, for example, may very well be called "Kellie's Heroes".....A play off of the WW2 movie, as well as the royal fuck up done by the trolls.
Our first song could be "Aqualung", a song about a perv....LOL!
@VonHelton LOL even then if I show up to your doorstep you'll most likely call the cops. LOL you call your self a ninja yet when some real conflict goes you cry like if you were the victim. Ninjutsu my fucking ass. What are you Koga or Iga?
You have no 'viewership'. Your videos SUCK. Youtube has changed and you have to upgrade. Get a better camera and cut down the long windedness...
Yewon2001 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheSmoothTerrorist
wow, this guy was so creepy.
elitemathlete 1 month ago
Wow! this guy was gay and creepy. Im actually not that sad that he recentely committed suicide.
elitemathlete 1 month ago
Glad to see hardcase back on youtube, haven't been on for so long... just goes to show plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
gerberakasbah 1 month ago
I like you, I think you still have interesting things to say, however..
As a responsible gun owner myself I find it appalling you would point your gun at someone.
It's things like that that give cause to people wanting to put stricter laws on guns.
fractal420 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TheSmoothTerrorist
Dope still kickin ass and takin names or is that changin names LOL!
feud1111 4 months ago
Fuck the haters hardcase. You kick ass bro. Best youtuber EVAR!
White14Man 4 months ago
Too long by 12 1/2 minutes, didn't watch.
ShadetreeMortician 4 months ago
Argumentation is intended to discover reality, Not to insult someone.
TheEnglishAtheist1 5 months ago
i saw the debate and dope won because you kept talking over him.
NPFCT 6 months ago
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imboredsendmemail 6 months ago
That debate was a waste of my and everyone else on the internet's time... Pa-fucking-thetic...
You sound like a dumbass high school jock who can't accept that he's not as important as he thinks he is...
EvilValenStrife 6 months ago
a terrorist?? really...
ericsbuds 7 months ago
Why do you think that you require information about him in order to refute the points he has made against you? It's as if you're planning on resulting to name calling from the start.
Tattas999 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
God you're an idiot.
tuobniklat 7 months ago
Holy shit HaploidCell is a fag
TheStankiestWon 7 months ago
Loving the intro man, that's some proper low budget shit. You're just a washed up youtuber from 2007 man.
MarvelLegendsXI 7 months ago
only pussies attempt suicide, Kevin
sonicmank 7 months ago
answer to first question: no
sonicmank 7 months ago
It'll be funny when he wipes the floor with you.
Vberg56 7 months ago
You said yourself: You have to start from scratch. You basically have, after 2 years of absence, no fanbase to speak of.
Your first need to build that up.
Until then the argument "You are not important enough." seems legit to me.
So making your first video back with the premise of "I'm still important. After 2 years I'm still so relevant." is kind of an obvious flaw.
HaploidCell 7 months ago
Pick and choose is the only way to fight ones' battles, friend.
You cannot deffend against every insignificant little shit that comes at you with some textbook-attack that has been done a thousand times.
All the people with some sort of argument they picked up from some book, or some TV-airhead.
There ARE battles that are more important to fight (reaching broader audiences, defusing a newer argument, etc.) and there are only 24 hours in a day.
HaploidCell 7 months ago
Excuse me - you were gone for 2 motherfucking YEARS.
Sorry we do not stop our lifes and wait for you to return.
After YEARS your opponent from an ancient battle (living with a feeling of success and superiority since you went away) might think you were dishonest in your challenge.
You could have used 2 years to prepare something (like a paradox, a verbal trap).
Or he could just view you as someone who wanted suck PR out of a debate with him and disagreed with that premise.
HaploidCell 7 months ago
If you an your opponent are of diverent camps and have a fundamental disagreement about something - you going away will not have the effect on your audience that you described.
a) people are not just feebly latching on to just ANYthing. If they were your fans they were your fans because they were in your camp. So you leaving wouldn't drive them into the opposite camp. Just to someone else who is from the same camp, eg a like-minded youtuber.
b)u just postulate he used your name. where? link plox
HaploidCell 7 months ago
How does any personal information affect a debate about a seperat issue?
Would you honestly argue: "Your argument is invalid because you like your martinies dry with an olive."?
HaploidCell 7 months ago 2
@HaploidCell will you be ok? you want a tissue?
how about manning up you fucken panzy..
AmetReloads 7 months ago
@AmetReloads ad hominem? that's it? really???
HaploidCell 7 months ago
Nice tags you misleading attention whore piece of shit.
evilaj2010 7 months ago
Finally my interest in youtube may be rekindled.
Welcome back Fakesagan.
Favorite youtuber hands down.
Weyoun22 7 months ago
The intro sucks, shitface.
Totscheisser 7 months ago
Still tasting Capn0Awesome's creampie chris? LOL
Still going down on alpha males?
FutureIsFemale 8 months ago 3
I miss the old drama days. I remember the CapnOAwesome shitstorm. That was such a spectacle!
JWJSSIF 8 months ago 6
Does TJ know you're back????
LobsterPotsticker 8 months ago
I visit youtube just to watch (Fakesagan..aka TheSmoothTerrorist)........welcome back man.
TheRenaissance83 8 months ago
Is this man still in 2006? Youtube can now play in HD or atleast 360p..
OperationRageQuit 8 months ago
@OperationRageQuit I KNOW, LAWL!!
SouthTexasHeadbanger 8 months ago
you should definitely respond to variablast
SecularNumanist 8 months ago
Glad to see you back. I think if you need to stick to the growing problem of the american police state, you address this problem well in my opinion. By the way, lets see that scar on your hand! Your knife was a little sharper than you thought! Good thing it wasn't one of mine though! lol
EthanJM 8 months ago
hes away doing a reality show for Fox called "Mr.Ed Returns"
Tackzi 8 months ago 3
I'm thinking someone didn't expect their offer to be accepted.
dayofthefight 8 months ago
@dayofthefight Hopefully if it does go down, fakey won't rage quit like Brett. He might put his 'nine' to his own head again though if SD doesn't let him win.
RonaldoDeLosMuertos 8 months ago
I anxiously await "fakesagan fails 3"
AmishRakeFight85 8 months ago
@AmishRakeFight85 Maybe he can actually cut his wrist open, and finally be gone of the world for good.
celophysis5454545 8 months ago
Haha I can't wait to see this go down. I don't care that this is for publicity, I love watching Fakey debate with people.
milesshrog 8 months ago
What a bullshitting idiot. No one could possibly take this mental midget seriously. His bravado and screams for attention are as transparent as cellophane.
snappingbear 8 months ago
Fuck dude, dope has owned you once again. You better have something on him, otherwise the debate will be painful to watch.
PluripotentBrain 8 months ago
Straightdope accepted your debate challenge. Sooooooo, uuuuhhhhh... is this thing, like, going to happen, or what? It has been a week now. Any response would be good right about now. I'm curious to see how your tough guy act is going to work against someone who actually uses intellect in a discussion.
featherofthephoenix 8 months ago
You're such a fucking joke.
joe6042 8 months ago
who was he banned for bullying?
ninjascroll6789 8 months ago
@ninjascroll6789 coughlan666
TheDManIV4 8 months ago
See how much you anger all these people.. you must really affect them. When animals get scared they bite.... Im so glad youre back fakey. after you left, I quit paying attention to the debate community. give em hell, youre still the king fak..... smoothie
radionr3 8 months ago
13 min of stroking your own ego, you really are pathetic fake. "You haven't tangoed with the likes of me, you don't want to" Why? whats the worst that will happen? You showing what an insecure little kid you are and cutting yourself? you really should consider a new user name... Consistently fails would be a more fitting name for you.
1brutaldeath 8 months ago 7
@1brutaldeath what the worst that will happen? look at crybaby coughlan. look at capnoawesome. look at other ppl's reputations he stomped
MindlessGlitch 8 months ago
@MindlessGlitch
His best pwning was his own. Numerous times.
Gimmeaflakeman 8 months ago
@MindlessGlitch Well it seems that Coughlan is doing ok and has his own following. And this whole fakesagan, straightd0pe thing started with straightd0pe pointing out that fakes pwnage of Coughlan was not pwnage. And as for the whole capnoawesome thing I did not really pay attention to all that shit, but didn't capnoawesome fuck his girlfriend? Not saying that is pwnage but, a good way to piss off someone you hate.
1brutaldeath 8 months ago
@1brutaldeath LOL, what an angry little bitch.
lovingsingleton 1 month ago
the smoooove terrorist. well, ya ga ga ga.
ItTrolls4Thee 8 months ago
if the debate happens, please cut yourself on camera again, while drunk, PLEASE!
clownporn1 8 months ago
you are a fake sagan. the real sagan is much cooler
VoiceCollector2012 8 months ago
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radionr3 8 months ago
way back in the day.. hmm... like.. 88? 94? 2000!??? dude, it was a couple fucking years ago. calm down.
LiarsNightmare 8 months ago
lol I like them both, strightd0pe and fakesagan/thesmoothterrorist. But I think its pathetic how all strightd0pes little fan boys have come on here leaving negative comments and thumbing down the video only after their master straightd0pe made a video. Before strightd0pe made his responce video most of the comments here were posative. But a noticed that as soon as strightd0pes video went up this video got tonnes of thumbs down's and negative comments.
JustAnotherGuy186 8 months ago
@JustAnotherGuy186 Straightdope just increased the drama in this video. I'm subscribed to dope and not this little faggot. I, and I think others, did not even though this existed until StraightDope posted his video detailing Sagan's incorrectness and overall failling in life.
sonicmank 8 months ago
@JustAnotherGuy186 Yes...the thumbs down couldn't be that this video is made of complete failure(like how he said he couldn't post a response to Fakesagan fails 2, even though that's a blatant lie). It couldn't be that he showed that he is pathetically obsessed with straightd0pe, it couldn't be that this video literally took 13 god awful minutes to say, "Straightd0pe, debate me about anonymity you pussy."
Nope, has to be because we're butt hurt that straightd0pe was challenged.
BigLundi 8 months ago
@BigLundi Its not a lie that he could'nt post a responce, but I know you would'nt have known that since lord strightd0pe did'nt spoon feed it to you. TST cound not respond because he did'nt have a computer or have access to one at the time. He has not been obsessed with strightd0pe, watching him on blog tv he has mensioned strightd0pe twice, maybe three time, and each time the mension was brief. While strightd0pe is perfectly entitled to be anonimious, he mocks peoples looks, which is cowardly.
JustAnotherGuy186 8 months ago
@JustAnotherGuy186 Lol, no, it IS a lie. If Fakey WANTED to post a responser, he could have. He knows plenty of people that could give him access to a camera, or their computer webcams. The FIRST thing Fake says is, "I wanna debate straightd0pe for being a coward!" and even he admits this is purely for the sake of stirring up drama and getting views.
He even admits he has an inntense loathing for Straightd0pe that DOES amount to a level of obsession.
BigLundi 8 months ago
Fakey could be a great department manager:
Everyone hates him, he doesn't really know what the fuck he's doing, he speaks and walks with an aura of self-importance. Without the proper help he's a danger to himself and others. He suckles on the teet of those above him to get ahead. (In this case, TJ.) He sees his underlings as rats. (In this case, his subscribers.) And he just generally thinks the world revolves around him.
I'm subbing, but for the same reason I'm subbed to CopperCab. Comedy.
Nytemere 8 months ago
Oh wow you're back!!!!!
Wait... Who the fuck are you supposed to be again?
CrunchyMush 8 months ago 2
Eat shit
Resurrected2011 8 months ago
fake, just do yourself a favor and get out of youtube.
cloudzack1090 8 months ago
@cloudzack1090 O.O scaarryyyyyyy
chaos5copiesmartguy 8 months ago
@chaos5copiesmartguy I know, i'm one bad mutha.
cloudzack1090 8 months ago
Your best U2b times are past, Fakey. You are in a downward spiral of lameness. This is tasteless and idiotic. Give it up already.
Pikabolch3 8 months ago 2
... The last time you got into a debate with someone, didn't videos of your girlfriend getting pounded doggy style like a little whore end up on the Internet?
evercleareverclear 8 months ago
Hey Fakesagan, I used to watch your videos all the time and only found out you were back because of this debate challenge. Just a warning though, you're not going to win a debate with straightd0pe. He's too well organized and knows his shit, like you said, you don't know anything about him. He can bring up a whole library of shit on you. Also, what happened to your rifle? I remember you had WASR or something.
AsteroidStrike 8 months ago
What the fuck are you two going to do? See who can act like the biggest pretentious ass?
SPOILER ALERT: It will be the first thing you've ever won.
beezaxe 8 months ago 41
StraightDope's a pussy because he does not reveal personal information about himself on to the internet?
sonicmank 8 months ago 6
Please make another liveshow. We need a valume 3.
theklamfyr 8 months ago
fakesagan? who?
volound 8 months ago
I don't know, after seeing you cutting your wrist and starting to bleed uncontrollably on TAA's blogtv session I cannot longer go along with your pseudo intellectual pose...
Yetanotherytuser 8 months ago 2
@Yetanotherytuser Intellectual =/= restrained
MindlessGlitch 8 months ago
@MindlessGlitch One thing is being restrained and another thing is cutting yourself deep while you are drunk on your friend's house while they are on a live show, and scare out the shit of everybody.
It was pretty clear that what he did was completely brainless and without any consideration.
If you think that's being restrained, why don't you jump on the tracks of a fucking train while the train is coming?.
Yetanotherytuser 8 months ago
@Yetanotherytuser I wasn't implying that he is restrained....... reread my comment. I clearly meant you don't have to be restrained in order to be intelligent. Hence the "Intellectual =/= restrained." Just by reading the fucking definitions of the words, this is easily seen. That tough for you to understand?
MindlessGlitch 8 months ago
@MindlessGlitch Clearly you are retarded, because that's what is exactly what I understood.
But probably even if you try to reread it you will not get it, after all, you still think that this guy is an intellectual, so let me explain it to you like a kid
When you say "One thing is X and another thing is Y" in this context imply using the 2 opposites, doing a hyperbole of the later, to ridicule your statement.
It would be like saying, "Cutting yourself deeply is prove that you aren't restrained"
Yetanotherytuser 8 months ago
@Yetanotherytuser "When you say "One thing is X and another thing is Y" in this context imply using the 2 opposites, doing a hyperbole of the later, to ridicule your statement."
I implied that he is an unrestrained person, so why would saying "one thing is being restrained and another thing is doing this crazy thing" be a ridicule of what I said? And then you go on to say that "If YOU think that's being restrained, blah blah". WTF. It's obvious you completely missed the point
MindlessGlitch 8 months ago
@MindlessGlitch *Facedesk*
I think I prefer to talk to the wall in front of me than continue this circular stupidity, I don't have any desire to try to make you understand how I already knew that you meant that he was unrestrained, and what I did was making fun of how you think that cutting deeply your arm and bleed to the point where you start to pass out is a sign that you aren't an idiot, but "unrestrained".
At least the wall doesn't say stupid shit.
Yetanotherytuser 8 months ago
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@Yetanotherytuser The only correct statement would have been "One thing is being UNrestrained and another thing is cutting yourself deep while you are...". It's your fault that you're not making any fucking sense. You made a grammatical error and now you're just trying to weasel your way out of it. Anyway...Fakey's drunken actons don't negate his intelligence.
ICAVE11 8 months ago
yay your back. its good to have your opinion too aid my own ponders
StupidKunt09 8 months ago
Now we gotta get CapnOAwesome back to fuck his girlfriend again.
jruwing87 8 months ago 8
you're a disgrace... but i'm glad you're back.
RRindustry 8 months ago
This is Youtube old school. God I've missed the drama.
Textra1 8 months ago
Wow. If there was any more projecting in this video, I'd think I was at a drive-in.
CrudOMatic 8 months ago 6
Your new intro sums you up perfectly - you act like a badass, and your attacks fall limp. Then you wonder why you failed.
Two years of obsessing over straightd0pe - pathetic shit, man.
CrudOMatic 8 months ago 80
@CrudOMatic Best comment EVER!!!!
evilaj2010 8 months ago
@CrudOMatic Where did he imply that he was obsessing over straightd0pe? Are you psychic? Were you around him at all during two years?
You just get thumbs up by brainless haters, so you don't need to justify your position. Just cater to the masses,and don't use your brain, and you'll be fine.
MindlessGlitch 8 months ago
@MindlessGlitch yup
WallabeeDeviant89 8 months ago
@CrudOMatic This comment sums it up pretty fucking well. Two years of being ass hurt? Soft case...
RonaldoDeLosMuertos 8 months ago
Still sticking loaded guns in people's faces like a drunk bitch? I think you only own a gun so you can act like a hardass.
CrudOMatic 8 months ago
Welcome back man!
Multifire 8 months ago
FUCK YEAH
Fake mother fucking SAGAN is back BITCHES~~!!!!!
White14Man 8 months ago
why aren't you drinking right now?
fadedsmile 8 months ago
Plzz die
Slowly
Resurrected2011 8 months ago
I fail to see, and you (along with your idiotic friends) have yet to prove, what 'showing your face' has to do with the validity of one's arguments or their intellect.
And stop saying pussy. You sound like a douchebag. Established?
Okay, thanks. Bye.
Dragoru 8 months ago
I have a heavybag too.
Yer a fuckin' douche.
lupocephalic 8 months ago
Maybe the reason you know so little about him is because he doesn't make 10-15 minute videos talking about himself.
TheAmazingSock 8 months ago
This debate would go like this:
FakeSagan: "StaightD0pe you a pussy for not showing your Modafucking face when you cridaside them people fo ther fyzcal appearence! Assmuncha"
StraightD0pe" As you say. It may have been a mistake of mine or any Mothafuckle out there to joke about how the opposition looks nigger. Granted. Even so I still belive that people who cut themselves with knives to make money should not carry firearms. Even if they are drunk.."
Sagan: Err..
d0pe: Good luck with that
zydilak 8 months ago
I thought you were going to say "to a boxing match" at 4:28.
Silknitter87 8 months ago
@TheSmoothTerrorist have to admit, was surprised you decided to come back. only a couple weeks ago in my BTV you were saying YT is too overly censored by google. glad though that you changed your mind.
i wasn't subbed to you when you were fakesagan, so you have no reputation to live up to, or destroy, as far as i'm concerned. clean slate.
i do parodies a lot, but sadly, couldn't really see anything worth taking the piss out of in this video. maybe next time.
gothatfunk 8 months ago
what happened to capnoawesome? did you find him? ur wife slurped his worm.
audisport 8 months ago 3
Great to have you back!
GenXRanter 8 months ago
It's on. Monster neurotic and arrogant bullshitting windbag from yesteryear comes out of obscurity to dredge up a nemesis with enough wit-meat on his bones to make for a decent show. Or a good time at least. Hell, not that I'm proud of it, but I've done some silly shit in pursuit of a good time. What was I saying. Oh yeah, its on!
creepsomber 8 months ago
@digitalbullshit : like fox would green light that
pyrrho314 8 months ago
You made someone who suffers from severe depression cry. That's not much of an achievement. People who suffer from heavy depression cry all the time.
IdaMiaDot 8 months ago
the key word to understanding straightd0pe is "histrionics"
dcyb1 8 months ago
I don't get the intro. I'm assuming the smooth terrorist is the guy that pops out of the plane but wouldn't it be smoother if he flew through the buildings and the plane stayed intact? Or maybe he can fly a Cadillac. That would be smooth.
atypicalguy 8 months ago
This video needs more gun and cocktaste.
greysquare7 8 months ago
@greysquare7 lol
nicanicabad 8 months ago
If you e-beg, I'll send you some groats.
nicanicabad 8 months ago 21
@nicanicabad he has to do more than e-beg if he wants his hulled grains. jumping through corporate reality hoops to provide us with material that will go viral is a good start.
thecindypwns 8 months ago
@thecindypwns Yes, ought he not be here at all? Is he not perma-banned? Or are the rules different when one is in a reality show--or equine?
nicanicabad 8 months ago
@nicanicabad fakey neighs first and thinks later. if i do recall correctly he was perma-banned. i sincerely hope no one informs youtube or the equestrian club about this travesty. i want him to respond to our videos on national television.
thecindypwns 8 months ago 4
@thecindypwns Oh you beautiful dead, fetid woman, your humor is unequaled! If he e-begs again, I'll donate if he cuts a few feet off his nose. I just can't wait to sit back and find out who else fucked his girlfriend first or who he himself blew and watch him make another horse's ass out of himself. At least he's ALWAYS breed specific.
nicanicabad 8 months ago
Welcome back,its about damn time
BenderBurgers 8 months ago
repackaging 3 year old publicity stunts. hey! it's the all new coca cola with a different logo design! same crappy taste, different year!
i love how you intentionally included a cheap ass, sagging punching bag in your shot. - "don't mess with me cause i can fight!" does that even work on preschoolers?
anyway, i'm glad you're back. you get to humiliate yourself yet again for my entertainment.
dance monkey!
thecindypwns 8 months ago 2
The debate between him and keane was because keane called him a liar and d0pe wanted to prove that his accusations were founded. What would you two debate about? You're such a fustian loudmouth, calling him a coward to get some kind of rise. The fact is that he made you look like an asshole in his fakesagan fails videos, and just because you haven't got anything on him doesn't make him a coward.
hampusheh 8 months ago 3
Picking and choosing your fights is a sign of intelligence. If for some reason a person does choose to fight, getting a deck stacked in their own favor is also a sign of intelligence. Sorry, but if you don't think so, that doesn't speak too highly of you.
SSanf 8 months ago
Don't debate him. Pick apart the stupid fucking videos he's made since the ones about you. That would be my suggestion.
FragileTaylor 8 months ago
@TheSmoothTerrorist WAIT WAIT !!! YOUR doing a reality show ?? ... its not that Texas version of jersey shore is it ???
0ptimusbibIe 8 months ago
lol fakesagan so basically you're saying that it's not fair that you can't pwn him because you haven't got any ammo against him. All that is relevant are the arguments themselves, which are available for you to refute if you wish to do so. Who the fuck cares about how much of an internet tough guy you are? It's completely irrelevant to anything that anyone has to say on the internet.
Daiblix 8 months ago
Hallelujah. The good prophet Fakesagan has returned and is already bringing the hardcore drama pwnage sauce. June 4th was a good day for all the citizens of the mother fucking youtubes.
ExSaint1379 8 months ago
Couple of things. SD made a video about ebegging that had TJ in it, using his image and name, I don't know how direct you think he should be. And...if you post things about your personal life, who your friends are, where ya work....then people are going to know these things. der. People have a right to their privacy.
Zaimren 8 months ago 2
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What is the debate going to be about?
christo930 8 months ago
@christo930 : probably about just because a guy self-pwns himself having sex with your girlfriend, it doesn't mean you are a bad person, which is true!
pyrrho314 8 months ago
@pyrrho314 I don't see that assertion was ever made (that fakesagan is a bad person because his GF had a sexual encounter with a guy before they even met). That still doesn't explain the topic that is going to be debated.
christo930 8 months ago
Welcome back.
So far your best line was "i'm not Brett Keane"
I assure you however that the hype is built. Looking forward to it.
Sarahon06 8 months ago 2
subscribed. welcome back brother
joebobfuzzywig 8 months ago
LOL! at 12:25.
So you're a tough guy?
OK.
But I do welcome you back. Look forward to your brand of humor.
Gimmeabreakman 8 months ago
@Gimmeabreakman especially his 3 part masterpiece opus video "nobody likes gimmeabreakman" ㋡
geogodley 8 months ago
@geogodley
LOL. Were there THREE parts? I only saw the one where he was waving his gun in the forest.
Gimmeabreakman 8 months ago
@Gimmeabreakman it comes up in the search b☺x
geogodley 8 months ago
thank fuck. all the interesting people have stopped making youtube videos. fantasticbabblings, scarydave, tj started plugging his books a bit much and mannix is in iraq. we need you now more then ever tst.
deliver us from mediocrity
DAntiprodukt 8 months ago
ⓌⒺⓁⒸⓄⓂⒺ ⒷⒶⒸⓀ ⒻⒶⓀⒺ ⓈⒶⒼⒶⓃ! ❤
xxxAMurderofCrowsxxx 8 months ago
You sound like you're not drunk or something...
D4Shawn 8 months ago
Welcome back!
RevJoshua 8 months ago
Hey, have you seen the Brett Keane-straightd0pe debate?
Tsicar 8 months ago
btw i'm drunk but there is no war but the class war!
AYE.
I remember. aye.
HulkSmashPunyHumans 8 months ago
What is with all these PUSSIES removing their own comments?
I AM A TROLL. and PROUDLY so let it spoken SO LET IT BE SO but if I say something I want it echo in your mind NOT pussy out and remove my own jab.
HulkSmashPunyHumans 8 months ago
Welcome back.
MrNellie2200 8 months ago
About time. This place has become so boring.
slipcurve 8 months ago
Hulk is down like the sound of the weather underground. The weather underground broke my straight uncle named Timothy Leary out of jail.
AND I'm not kidding.
I AM SERIOUS. THE WEATHERUNDERGROUND BROKE MY GREAT UNCLE OUT OF PRISON.
what now? live without fear bitches.
HulkSmashPunyHumans 8 months ago
rumpagump would be proud of your intro, hardcase
Epihash 8 months ago
Oshun, are you okay? Won't you tell us that you're okay?
BoozyBeggar 8 months ago
Dude! I almost resorted to doing fishing vids.......Yea, it got that insane here.
VonHelton 8 months ago
@VonHelton Paedophile!
Tsicar 8 months ago
@Tsicar faggot
MidMASS2 8 months ago
@MidMASS2 Better a faggot than a paedophile.
Tsicar 8 months ago
@Tsicar
Not a pedo......"Cleared of ALL CHARGES" says BlogTV. Sucks to be you for believing a lie. Or do you fall for anything that comes yer way, fool?
VonHelton 8 months ago
@VonHelton
A pedophile? I'd say not, but blogtv can't "clear you of all charges" You did what you did man. That's all there is to it.
Sarahon06 8 months ago
@Sarahon06 : I never know what the fuck people are talking about but don't hate me cause I'm pure.
pyrrho314 8 months ago
@pyrrho314
I don't hate ya. Would take far too much energy.
Sarahon06 8 months ago
@Sarahon06
Actually, BlogTV said I did absolutely nothing wrong. The video that is being circulated *DOES NOT MATCH* the actual text, according to BlogTV.
So anyone that fell for the "Kelly" vid was DUPED........And duped bad.
However, I see this as a golden opportunity for me. My next band, for example, may very well be called "Kellie's Heroes".....A play off of the WW2 movie, as well as the royal fuck up done by the trolls.
Our first song could be "Aqualung", a song about a perv....LOL!
VonHelton 8 months ago
@Sarahon06 fuck me is he still partner? nice work pedotube.
fuck!
SkidRowRadio 8 months ago
@VonHelton Oh, you mean like your UFO conspiracies? LOL!
Tsicar 8 months ago
@Tsicar
You mean the *millions* of UFO sightings every year?
VonHelton 8 months ago
@VonHelton I want to kick your FUCKING ASS SO BADLY
SWbeast 8 months ago
@SWbeast
Well what are you waiting for, you piece of garbage? All talk apparently, or you'd already be on my doorstep, right faggot?
VonHelton 8 months ago
@VonHelton LOL even then if I show up to your doorstep you'll most likely call the cops. LOL you call your self a ninja yet when some real conflict goes you cry like if you were the victim. Ninjutsu my fucking ass. What are you Koga or Iga?
SWbeast 8 months ago
Interesting developments.
PwnFilms 8 months ago
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
KillKeymo 8 months ago
the fuck would you debate about?
bla34112 8 months ago 19