i have the same disease...it's like stabbing yourself in the ear repeatedly to see if the blood will come out a different color. you know it's stupid, but you have to keep stabbing...
Shittytic you should have titled this thing of beauty, "Batman gives himself head" or "Batman bobs on dickhead." As always I am astounded and in awe of your talent. You have scores of videos, a veritable diarrhea of comedy, drama, satire, and tragedy. How do you do it? You are truly in touch with your muse, so never loose touch with that turd in the punchbowl. I sir, salute you and give this 5 out of 5.
Rickytic has the makings of a comic genius. If he could get people like Bob Odenkirk or Tim Heidecker to watch this, he just might get offered a job. I may be wrong, but all the misspellings, poor acting and camera/editing work seem to me to be done purposely for humor's sake. I love Rickytic's work. It's some of the funniest stuff on Youtube.
I feel as if my life, decency, wellbeing, and above all mind have been destroyed by this video...if i fail my finals in going to kill this guy. You suck, you suck, you suck...you suck. And may god have mercy on your soul.
Anyone see the awesome framed drawing of a Napoleon Dynamite styled pegasus on tthe wall on the right side of the entry its the same as the one on his jacket in the people of walmart pic this guy has too much free time
Although the story contained gaping plot holes, you have to admit it had a nice expostion, conflict, and finally resolution. I really believe he learned a valuable lesson at the end.
i liked the part where batman wondered what it would be like to lose hsi head, then he lost it, then he got it back and was like "i never want to be without a head again"
Ok look, your acting is top notch and you deliver the lines effortlessly, but you have no production value. What you really need to do is mortgage the house, sell the car or just borrow money from relatives and friends and put some real effort into the camera work, props, etc... Put your heart into this, because you are GOING PLACES SIR!!
Congrats, there's a picture online of you in your denim youtube jacket you wore in walmart. You know the one with the pegasus that looks like it was drawn by a 7 year old.
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."
i was so looking foreward to a suicide video
niggzz1234 1 year ago
I wonder if Batman will ever learn how to spell "loses" properly...
WillBraden 1 year ago
im batman im batman im batman
bassplayinmonkey 1 year ago
lol, nice
Savvrawr 1 year ago
this is the funniest thing i've seen in three years, good work :-)
radishfest 1 year ago
The brilliance of this video is way beyond any of our comprehension so please do not even try to comment on it. Just enjoy it and be thankful.
mopore 1 year ago
yeah, being headless isn't that great.
pocketocrisps 1 year ago
I'm BatmanI'm BatmanI'm Batman
snatcherofpeachs 1 year ago
suck
InsaneAlterEgo 2 years ago
fat fuck!
dd5k 2 years ago
I can't tell if Ricky Tic has the best, or worst imagination ever
truelombardian 2 years ago 22
this is definitely one of my all-time favorite rickytic videos
BigD9559 2 years ago 5
How many times were you dropped on your head?
MrWtfseriously 2 years ago
this is pretty cool, it is monty python type humor...:)
chefextra 2 years ago
I want the 30 seconds of my life back so I can watch this video over and over and over again! Excellent work!
votejello 2 years ago 13
these videos are so fucked up but i still cant help my self from watching them just to see what other peices of shit videos he will make.
heatman1000 2 years ago 5
i have the same disease...it's like stabbing yourself in the ear repeatedly to see if the blood will come out a different color. you know it's stupid, but you have to keep stabbing...
samuraibluefox 2 years ago 4
In-fucken-deed !!!! Damn it man !!!!
4PIZON 2 years ago
Did you get beat up much on the short bus?
enfuego468 2 years ago 4
pretty much brilliant.
dovezflyhere 2 years ago 6
wow i just wasted 30 seconds of my life...
roguestyleFTW 2 years ago
roflmao i dont know that ive ever laughed so long at a series of videos ever in my life
punchfatppl 2 years ago 3
i luv u
sprunkeldunkel 2 years ago
LAAAAAAAAWL
Locustx925 2 years ago
Love it.
CaptInfamous 2 years ago
fuck
mrmorri3325 2 years ago
It's "losing" NOT "loosing!"
ohhfuhh 2 years ago
amazing
crazyfoizl 2 years ago
I'm thinking an Oscar nomination is in the works!
Artstutts 2 years ago 7
Greatest. Video. Ever.
weezescorcho 2 years ago 6
omg no doubt!!
vlupone 2 years ago
congratulations on the FAIL you have accomplished spelling it "looses" instead of "loses". you are soaking in concentrated FAIL right now.
MeinNameIstChris 2 years ago 4
Shittytic you should have titled this thing of beauty, "Batman gives himself head" or "Batman bobs on dickhead." As always I am astounded and in awe of your talent. You have scores of videos, a veritable diarrhea of comedy, drama, satire, and tragedy. How do you do it? You are truly in touch with your muse, so never loose touch with that turd in the punchbowl. I sir, salute you and give this 5 out of 5.
moviefish35 2 years ago 5
i saw your demin jacket ad
chantezzy01 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
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Dkostuj2 2 years ago
Christian Bale Who?
Decept1con 2 years ago 2
Looks like this is where my tax money is going; his welfare check.
KeyboardTrouble2 2 years ago
Im batman and i approve of this message.
illegalusername 2 years ago
hummm....
jimfear666 2 years ago
WDF
ahaha
simpleplannn55 2 years ago
are you loosing your head, or are you losing your head? there's a difference.
michaelwuuu 2 years ago
Wow. Eat your heart out, Tommy Wiseau.
emilygracey 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Please, PLEASE, kill yourself
AllyourBase3 2 years ago
FVIE STARSSS
notfrickintellinyou 2 years ago
Jesus christ this is fucking perfect..hahaha
How awful
quidproquomotherfuck 2 years ago
Get out of Walmart and get a job, you assface.
Brenton181123 2 years ago
I never want to be without a head again!
*Waves cap and leaves*
Lol.
GILulz 2 years ago
Why do people like this exist?
BrutalTortyr 2 years ago
to entertain the rest of us?
devilselbow 2 years ago
...and to think you shop at walmart with this on your back!!!
taurran 2 years ago 6
I had to waste another 30 seconds to convey the profound sense of vacancy this inflicted upon my brain.
SeanRickman 2 years ago 4
Rickytic has the makings of a comic genius. If he could get people like Bob Odenkirk or Tim Heidecker to watch this, he just might get offered a job. I may be wrong, but all the misspellings, poor acting and camera/editing work seem to me to be done purposely for humor's sake. I love Rickytic's work. It's some of the funniest stuff on Youtube.
gremlinguy 2 years ago 2
I want 30 seconds of my life back
Schluffy 2 years ago
if i got 30 seconds of my life back i'd watch this video again because it owns
SomethingRules 2 years ago 4
I've often wondered what it would be like to watch the lamest video of all time.
I SEE! SO THIS IS WHAT IT IS LIKE!!
I never that to happen again.
rambone5 2 years ago
YouTube addy on the back of a blue jean jacket FTW! Gooooo WalMart!!
AFowler1966 2 years ago 2
can u say 40 year old virgin
crisplandlord 2 years ago
Guys don't make fun of mentally hanicapped people that's not cool
drpepper654321 2 years ago
You're neat...xo
sckcguy 2 years ago
You are awesome Ricky! You have fans in Pittsburgh!!! <3
laurenleigh3221 2 years ago
Excuse me?
Shenwolf 2 years ago
you'd think at LEAST one of his buddies could warn him that he spelled LOSES wrong before the whole world sees it
moonwalkn1 2 years ago
if jesus was to make a video for youtube... i would imagine this would be it. thank you rickytic3, your jackets link was not a disappointment
suprasam87 2 years ago 6
Suprasam87, I think you've spoken for everyone directed from People of Walmart. God bless you rickytic3!
kat284noel 2 years ago 5
oh yes it was, i was looking for humor, this is just retarded. damn that jacket link damn it to hell..
hungjudas77 2 years ago
I feel as if my life, decency, wellbeing, and above all mind have been destroyed by this video...if i fail my finals in going to kill this guy. You suck, you suck, you suck...you suck. And may god have mercy on your soul.
Icantdecided 2 years ago 3
Oh, so this is what it's like to not have a head. AWESOME! Ricky Tic is my new hero!!!
daywhitesnightpale 2 years ago
The funny thing is that "looses" makes it more accurate.
donignacio2000 2 years ago
Looses? Well played you fat bitch.
jressell 2 years ago
hi neegar i subbed
burnmaker01 2 years ago
WALMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONEUNO
ToquiGambit 2 years ago
so.. you're mom and dad cool with you still living at home with them? also are you a virgin?
dd5k 2 years ago 2
Anyone see the awesome framed drawing of a Napoleon Dynamite styled pegasus on tthe wall on the right side of the entry its the same as the one on his jacket in the people of walmart pic this guy has too much free time
matthwdb 2 years ago
Seriously, have you eaten an entire bucket of paint? What's your excuse for making the dumbest shit ever created?
steeev11 2 years ago 4
Walmart made you famous.. but nothing good has come from it. Has your family ever had you tested for anything???
screamer755 2 years ago
the perfection set my eyes on fire
tomnorton1 2 years ago 2
HOLY SHIT am I glad I saw you on the people of walmart site, you are hysterical! BWAHAHAHAHA!
NicoleWg9 2 years ago
never change ricky tic, voted 5
mustachesmustachesmu 2 years ago
rickytic3 FOR PREZ!!!!!!!!!!
1995CRA 2 years ago
WALMART!!! I can only assume that's where this guy has got his fame.
danielson144 2 years ago
thatts why i watched this video.
Indigogoes 2 years ago
Walmart
brandos13 2 years ago
i think this one is my favorite.
nkosmach 2 years ago
ricky fuckin' tic.
scottreynolds74 2 years ago
Did you get that costume at walmart?
SealOfApproval 2 years ago
Dude, you owe Walmart (and that website) soooo much!
r6power777 2 years ago 3
Where's a good drive-by shooting when you really need one?
deeds2000 2 years ago
Batman "loses" his head.
WALMART!!!!
boltzoi 2 years ago
i'm batman, i'm batman, i'm batman, i'm batman...oh walmart.
lauraelizabeth22 2 years ago
Although the story contained gaping plot holes, you have to admit it had a nice expostion, conflict, and finally resolution. I really believe he learned a valuable lesson at the end.
theshutupricky 2 years ago 7
I feel dumber now.
mandaliz1984 2 years ago
I agree, I love to give head too.
13janie 2 years ago
i wonder if it was ment to be this funny
zerogravity724 2 years ago 4
Loose it wasn't loose the damn thing came clear off.
jdunkmann4 2 years ago
i liked the part where batman wondered what it would be like to lose hsi head, then he lost it, then he got it back and was like "i never want to be without a head again"
shan12345678910 2 years ago 4
GUys i don't think thats the real batman
onomiyaki 2 years ago 7
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That is the funniest shit ever. It's really great how when Batman loses his head, he mysteriously gets 3 feet taller.
JackDveiny 2 years ago 6
lol
Prmtyme2 2 years ago
Ricky Tic the legend. Brilliant clips - keep em coming
iuftswer 2 years ago
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REAL, MAN.
kkira22 2 years ago 3
only at walmart folks, only at walmart
shockadelica101 2 years ago 3
only at walmart lol
Prmtyme2 2 years ago
you saw that picture!
dabriggs18 2 years ago
yep
Prmtyme2 2 years ago
I saw the link on your jacket and was not disappointed!
Tremorsfan213 2 years ago 2
You fail at life
zarbicore 2 years ago
I am a rickytic fan 4life
bassplayinmonkey 2 years ago
It's "loses," not "looses".
matzamafia 2 years ago
I never want to be without a head again.
ROBO-BATMAN HAS A ROBO-VOICE
Persiamon 2 years ago
LOLWUT
YakkSoho 2 years ago
low quality
Valrul 2 years ago
or should I say "NO QUALITY!"
zing
Valrul 2 years ago
Are you fucking kidding me??? So much fail pouring out of this, you even misspelled "Batman" and "loses"!
n00bs1uRp33 2 years ago
Fail isn't a noun, douchebag.
SABushcraft 2 years ago
I think we can make an exception for this occasion.
snowboredsnj 2 years ago
It is on the internet!
brainfoodlunch 2 years ago
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n00bs1uRp33 2 years ago
lmfao this is the funniest shit ever
senormilkman 2 years ago
how am i going to give batmen head now?
merguard1 2 years ago
I always wondered what Batman would look like without a head.
Now I know.
panzerrune 2 years ago
Batman's head got hecked
ChrisDaneOwens 2 years ago
do the skit!
teknotheef 2 years ago
Please make a full length movie!!
ai52487963 2 years ago
These are the kind of people that go on shooting rampages.
DeathPersonified 2 years ago 3
good god, man. just do us a favor: burn your video camera, piss on the ashes, and spare us any more of this garbage!
ChildeRolandDT 2 years ago
A RICKY TIC PRODUCTION THE END
yesthisistom 2 years ago
WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot!!!!!!!!!!
jtmarine0831 2 years ago
Why? Dear God WHY!?!?!?!
zangzedam 2 years ago
Holy crap, Batman! Walmart!
MujerWOW 2 years ago
I'm Batman. I'm Batman. I'm Batman.
BurningMonkel 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Thank you, come again.
jackface0410 2 years ago
And another thing... what the hell is that supposed to be at the end? lol boobs and a bikini line? wut????
Suhks 2 years ago
definitely Wal-Mart
Suhks 2 years ago
wat
Rathdei 2 years ago
so, welcome to walmart!
Kiyodude 2 years ago
how amazing, i didn't know that when you get your head cut off you gain a foot.
Jokerice 2 years ago
WELCOME TO WALMART
Bz22 2 years ago 3
Did you mean "loses" his head?
drmacbloch 2 years ago
WAL-WART!!
Obacmar2 2 years ago 2
Nananananananana WAL MART!
piratebuns 2 years ago 4
Wha??????
WALMART!
iamdabomb523 2 years ago 3
Wal-Mart.
NekoJenn 2 years ago 3
Wal-mart dude
arkraiser 2 years ago 4
walmart fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rysio5o 2 years ago
I agree with this video.
queen0of0spades 2 years ago
im jason bateman
snafu38a 2 years ago
im jason batman
Josephdorf03 2 years ago
im bateman
OPJnation 2 years ago
im batman
jjws 2 years ago
Yes!! I love it. I'd like to see a cobra fight too!!
monkeyfizzer 2 years ago
Ok look, your acting is top notch and you deliver the lines effortlessly, but you have no production value. What you really need to do is mortgage the house, sell the car or just borrow money from relatives and friends and put some real effort into the camera work, props, etc... Put your heart into this, because you are GOING PLACES SIR!!
fuznak 2 years ago 7
100% agree! Couldn't agree more, bang on Fuznak!
sillysodder 2 years ago
Couldn't have said it better myself!
sunhasfallen 2 years ago
this guy is fucking retarded and all you people who like him are the reason america is falling behind
t045tygh05t 2 years ago
Congrats, there's a picture online of you in your denim youtube jacket you wore in walmart. You know the one with the pegasus that looks like it was drawn by a 7 year old.
MustelaFuro 2 years ago 4
Clearly, advertising works.
creamaster 2 years ago 3
Brilliant!
krausebc 2 years ago
fight a cobra for your next video
samelya 2 years ago
wow.
JoeandOlly 2 years ago
my life is fucking complete. i love you. omg this is amazing. im going to watch this every morning when i wake up. <3 YES!!
gloomyxstar 2 years ago
That's where I found out! This is great!
nekopiratesanji 2 years ago
I did! Ricky Tic for life!
matthewschramm1983 2 years ago
Loose != Lose
cr4zyg047 2 years ago 3
How many people found this guy off the People of Wal-Mart website ?!
LMAOOOOO .
ThisIsJayare 2 years ago 16
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erincullinane 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Yeah I did... haha
erincullinane 2 years ago
I did! And I want 30 seconds of my life back.
darthvato33 2 years ago
Reporting.
humblescuba 2 years ago 3
I did! XDDD
FelixTheHouseFreak 2 years ago
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."
mllaneza 2 years ago
Catcher in the Rye?
sunhasfallen 2 years ago
Good question batman, i always wondered too
burtwonk 2 years ago
WTF.. just say no to drugs
mandi79 2 years ago
...
ijustwanttosignup 2 years ago
Its.... Its BEAUTIFUL
spartan1117carter 2 years ago
This... this is the stuff of legends. I don't blame anyone who doesn't get it. It is beyond... everything in its genius.
mariuslecter 2 years ago
Is this Andy Kaufmann, it's genius
jackdonkey22 2 years ago 2
incredible. just incredible.
lineygal 2 years ago
This is the worst video. Ever. Not even considering the flagrant grammatical discrepancy in the title.
ChrisDruryMusic 2 years ago
This is so bad it's fantastic.
googoogjoob42 2 years ago 2
what happened here?
grizzal 2 years ago
wait.
what.
braztaz 2 years ago
What the hell?! Ha ha ha. Who else found this shit off of the people of wal-mart website?
matthewschramm1983 2 years ago 7