it is said that when Chuck Norris gave birth to Technoviking, he did so by kicking Mt.Olympis and making Zeus cry. Zeus' tear impregnated Chuck Norris, and 9 months later Technoviking shot out in a flying sidekick and kill four ninjas and nursed upon their blood.
Then he ate Chuck Norris. As Technovikings eat their mothers upon birth.let us all laugh at chuck now
from what year is this? :d i have to know
MrJo0ntee 2 months ago
His name is Sven Hoek :)
Razboj 1 year ago
techno viking is like luke skywalker and chuck norris is darth vader lol
billywilly123456 2 years ago
Someone tell me who he is..
JaxJack007 2 years ago
ummm whos techno viking? ive never heard of him......
zoramaster23 2 years ago
the only man that can actually kill Chuck norris
ArmenSur 2 years ago 11
lol
VesperNoir 2 years ago
not even chuck norris can beat techno viking!! lol
oMEN88 3 years ago
Techno Viking does dance to music, music dances to Techno Viking!!
Acolis 3 years ago 3
also when Techno Viking jumps into water he does not get wet, the water gets Techno Viking'd
anyfrax 3 years ago
it is said that when Chuck Norris gave birth to Technoviking, he did so by kicking Mt.Olympis and making Zeus cry. Zeus' tear impregnated Chuck Norris, and 9 months later Technoviking shot out in a flying sidekick and kill four ninjas and nursed upon their blood.
Then he ate Chuck Norris. As Technovikings eat their mothers upon birth.let us all laugh at chuck now
2DNoodleRusselmurdoc 3 years ago 3
hahaha love it when he jus stands n points haha
777kru08 3 years ago 2
kill this asshole!
maten a este hijo de las tresmil put@s!
Chaoslord616 3 years ago
WTF!? That was fuckin' funny!
Mossy500A 3 years ago
I lol'd
magebro01 3 years ago
techno viking the best!
Suondmao 3 years ago 2
Death comes in the form of...
Techno Viking.
LOL!
Hybris51129 3 years ago 3
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...what is that?...is that German for "go to hell techno-viking?"
lenopalmer 3 years ago
lmfao!
this is pure genius!
Heil the Techno Viking
37kaizuki37 3 years ago
ROFL..
He has only ONE quest...
Murder.
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!
xD
McrRoxMiiStripeySoxx 3 years ago
LMFAO !!!
DrakeDead 3 years ago
hahaha im having so much fun so i started to cry =D hahaha this is timeless :D
all hail technoviking!
larzs0n 3 years ago
he cant get and erection.....
heil my ass
colote11 3 years ago
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WHITE POWER!
TheRealDrache 3 years ago
Sorry, I got excited.
TheRealDrache 3 years ago
nicely done
carlwelden 4 years ago
ALL HAIL THE TECHNO VIKING!!!!!!!!!
921144666 4 years ago 16
JA JA!!! HEIL!
361002037 4 years ago 10
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i don't understand .. ... ..
sexxi091 4 years ago
LOL
Viper6069 4 years ago
Right is just the other side of left...
body needs both...
wolfwolfwolfwolf3 4 years ago 2
hahahaha nice, very nice
gunsboy 4 years ago 3
ALL HAIL TECHNO VIKING!!!
IanAttari 4 years ago 3
hahahaha, I can't stop laughing! HAHA
itsmedoubleg06 4 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha i love it
xlespaul420x 4 years ago