If you listen really close, you can almost hear a rhythm. I think this could be an (unintentional?) artifact left by whatever software is used to distort his voice. Perhaps someone might be able to use similar software to clean up the audio?
"Johnsons dead!What the hell!Nothing is a must Who's in charge?I had no choice!Help me uncle Johnson, help, the transmit design Help me!*Gibberish*Mutilation!It's coming still!It's mutilation!It's turning!It's *gibberish*Dead man!I feel pain!Pain it's a common field*gibberish*Help me!*gibberish*Help me!*gibberish*Johnson!*Gibberish*Plague!Please don't go!It's okay!It's okay!I'm a little man!"
When I first heard this I freaked the fuck out. The picture of Chell with the music was creepy enough, but voices coming from the wall? Holy shit. x_x
i heard 'the voice is gone'?, it might be occuring to the comic because he took the pills he was saving but the companion cube told him not to. he took them and he couldnt speak to the companion cube.
Just got something new from the beggining of it: (starting at 0:08 thumbs up so ppl can read)
He said he"s only happy if (...) He"ll get you anything you desire, just help me into the car son (...) Little man was Gordon (...) Now get to work, the fast work (...) Relationships (...) Its time AGAIN! (this is also a qoute said by G-Man at the beggining of HL2)
Part 2: (starting at 0:33, thumbs it up so everyone can see)
The wizard"s gone! The wizard"s gone, stormed and surrounded, stormed and surrounded (Wizard - G-Man?) (...) Hug him (or bug him, not sure) (...) Help you (...) After that, a real hard part at the end, almost like its just gibberish last 10 seconds are not understandable at all
Thumbs this up so everyone can see: (starting at 0:03, the stuff i dunno is marked with three dots)
Enjoy, half your price, (...) He"ll get you anything you desire (..) Didnt have to waste life (..) Information (...) (now the most creepy part) Its STARTED! The ship has started, look what you"ve done ("you" refers to the game protagonists, either Chell or Gordon) Im begging you now, look this is my view, everybody is DEAD its the end (...) Judging, judging, (...) Continued in next comment
They need to make a new portal game; Portal- The End Times. You would play as Doug, you could make graffiti, you have sudden hallucinations, the companion cube can talk, and you can hack panels to make rat man dens at your whim. That would be freaking amazing. Thumbs up so that the VALVe crew can see this!
@WHOCARES136786 Hmm that'd be pretty shit actually, I kind of enjoy the mystery about Ratman, is it really worth it to spoil the mystery just so you can grafitti what we've already seen?
@assassingamerful He does that because he suffers from paranoid schizophrenia. He is mumbling to himself, likely 'talking' to the companion cube. Look up schizophrenia, it'll make more sense then what I'm saying :/
"Droid who's in Charge?" 'Help me get out" "get through the humiliation" "Its swirling in my head" "was not for you...Chell" "Judging, stop" "Let her go....Let her Live" that is what i got out of it the message that i can hear and conjure up, hope that helps everyone, i could be wrong but jus listen it will fall together
hes a secret charecter who tried to stop glados from being made but got shot by turrets. i dont remember the rest of the story, but theres a video explaining it.
the Borealis contained the last of Aperture personnell and they took all the technology with it.
This explains why ratmann is saying 'the ship is gone!' around 0:20. he tries to help Chell "I just -gibberish (possibly 'want to help you') chell" then he dies possibly of schizophrenia. as he works at ApSci he is able to use the panels to create hiding places. He died in one of them that we didn't see probably.
I think the editor of this song cut the original sound of rat man in to many pieces and rearranged it. that's why rat man's voice is going up and down so many times and sounds so awkward
I think the editor of this song cut the original sound of rat man and rearranged it. that's why rat man's voice is going up and down so many times and sounds so awkward
Something tells me GLaDOS, or at least some sort of backup of her, is going to make an appearance in HL3 (that is, if it comes out).
Not because of any hard evidence, but because the idea of GLaDOS hacking into the Combine Overwatch's infrastructure and annihilating their pan-dimensional empire from within is undeniably awesome.
From 0:33 onward, about "The voice is gone, the room has been stormed, turrets" etc if you've read the Ratman comic from Valve that is whay happens, he takes his pills so the companion cube stops talking to him (voice is gone) he then gets ambushed by turrets and gets shot (the blood), finally crawling into a stasis chamber (escaping the nightmare by going to sleep. Ironic! lol)
0:25 to end > hey this is my view everybody is dead its the end, there's no way to stop her judging..judgr..j.th..the voice is gone! The room has been stormed and surrounded, turrets those turrets, we're running...ohhoh....the blood, its mocking at me..... where's it gone?...was it here?.... this place is a nightmare, get me out.....
0:00 to 0:24 > Goddam them its important, now there isnt much, easy choice: I have no choice, help me Uncle Johnson, help me draw a design, I have her, the planned point is starting. You didnt have to waste life couldnt you wait is coming true, its soon, its starting the ship is starting! I let you down, I beg you now,
Once I accidently fizzled a radio idk which one or were or how x3 but I had the program that I used to de-code the beeepy noises (forgot what they was called) and I didn't notice it but after I closed portal there was an image that looked like a cube on the thingy, had anybody noticed any of the radios making any noises like that when they fizzle?
Maybe he's Chell's dad! I'm only saying this because why would he say "Chell" somewhere in hsi message if he didn't know her first? (I'm using puddlemonster84's comment as information. Sort of.)
@JoshHartNow NO HE DIDNT, :0 he was shot by turrets when trying to deactivate GlaDos and there is proof that he is in portal two which happened far after that otherwise there woudnt be secret rooms in Portal 2. Tell me if im wrong but yea.
@EpicTreeko I was talking about him talking about the Borealis but yes, he did get shot by turrets but he got shot by them turrets when he was doing something about the cryo chamer's (the place when you wake up) oxygen to save Chell. It says so in the Valve made comic called "Lab Rat"
i hear: " who's incharge?" "help me, uncle johnsen!" "the ship is gone! " i just -gibberish- help you" "-sniffiling- chell" afer that, it just sounds like he's crying about something...
he had way too much work and judging by her looks she's around 27. Johnson died at an old age and couldn't have had her and even if he did he'd be way too busy to watch her and probably be dead by the time she was ever alive
Guys, I may have found something of interest!! As you may know, on the old aperture science website you could enter a login (and you still can, there are "back in time" websites you can use) and after you logged in if you entered "thecakeisalie" a message in text would appear from what appears to be Rattmann. Maybe this means something, because I can make out a few words from it in this such as "who's in charge." See the end of this vid /watch?v=vqX_95ZUBjo
I think there's a pattern, theres certain spikes at times when's he's rambling, I double checked to see if it was just because of the loudness in his voice but in other loud parts of him screaming it doesent spike do I believe if I put all these spikes together I can get a hidden message
@Gyarretto7 Well, after reading the comic, I know he EXISTS. -SPOILERS- But I don't think he exactly made it into portal 2. Remember that in Portal, GLaDOS shows that the companion cube is important by 1. Telling you that it is a nice thing to have and 2. She brings it to herself by putting it in the incinerator, which doesn't destroy it. Plus, none of the markings SAY anything about Rattman. So, the companion cube can cover any of Rattman's holes if he wasn't involved in Portal 2.
@BalanceJackFireblade And the message? INSTEAD of slowing it down, you use a program to turn it into a picture. The picture never has ANYTHING about Rattman.
@ausghost1 Remember the little pod tht chell woke up in in portal 1 i think he was in there until all the crap in portal 2 happened and thats why you hear a voice in the secret room
@Thandiel3791 I think 0:02 is actually 'Didn't have much of a choice. I had no choice. Help me, Mr. Johnson. I'll give you anything you desire", or something along the lines of that...
@Thandiel3791 Slowed down the audio and did some editing on the audio myself...
And what i hear then was:
0:02 I love you Joice (would that make any sence at all?) Every choice and desire. or Edvind choose an design. or every truth and desire.
Do not have the time for the rest:
- Was for... working... relationships... discovers too... its blue... The ship has started (repeat)... he is a part of you, a part of you is dead. She is... The pressures gone... Started (repeat). thers more, but no tim
I feel sorry for Rattmann. At least in some way he got revenge on Glados by putting Chell next in line for the people to be tested. He sacrificed his own freedom and went back when the robots drug Chell back inside at the end of the first game. He could've just left but he decided to go back and made sure Chell lived. He's a good man indeed.
Ha ha fan love is awesome. How else could a horrible audio track run with a still picture get +300,000 views and 732 likes. Well played CuristofaM and well done Valve.
@rpj918 no he can speak english he worked with aperture but hes dead, the wierd thing is that he has BEEN dead for over 99999 years... wait... cave johnson: "POUR ME INTO A COMPUTER--" 0_0 he might have turned himself into a computer at the last second... he tried... he tried so damn hard to transittion himself but... when he was in the middle of the transition he gave up... breaking ever bone in his body, his sole... still out there... god help him.......
I heard "the ship is starting"
OMGitsDSypl 1 day ago
@OMGitsDSypl Might be linked to the Borealis which left the dry dock in the ship overboard trophy.
RedTarget1000 17 hours ago
@RedTarget1000 yeah i figure that too
OMGitsDSypl 14 hours ago
MAKE A DUBSTEP REMIX!!!
Herr2maZ 2 days ago
If you listen really close, you can almost hear a rhythm. I think this could be an (unintentional?) artifact left by whatever software is used to distort his voice. Perhaps someone might be able to use similar software to clean up the audio?
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"Johnsons dead!What the hell!Nothing is a must Who's in charge?I had no choice!Help me uncle Johnson, help, the transmit design Help me!*Gibberish*Mutilation!It's coming still!It's mutilation!It's turning!It's *gibberish*Dead man!I feel pain!Pain it's a common field*gibberish*Help me!*gibberish*Help me!*gibberish*Johnson!*Gibberish*Plague!Please don't go!It's okay!It's okay!I'm a little man!"
Shoopboi 3 days ago
first 0.07 seconds. Help me Help me I had no choice.
0.07-0.017 I heard companion cube, start, and congradulations
0.17-0.24 Shes started, she should'nt of started. shes just metal.
I dunno maybe im nuts.
snoopybiggs 4 days ago
DONT GO ON THE BACKWARDS VERSION
GamingMasterx71 5 days ago
@GamingMasterx71 assuming that it ruines the whole point and kinda sucks balls i won't, thank you good sir.
leonguide93 1 day ago
well, im not sleeping tonight
TopBanana360 5 days ago
any one else plan on sleeping tonight? didnt think so
albertice2 6 days ago
i heard at one part: "you, me a musical giraffe
ausghost1 6 days ago
it's almost like he's crying and sniffing...I wanna know wtf he's trying to say ._."
sara25214 1 week ago
ALL ABOARD THE CRAAAAZY TRAAAAAAIN!! ! !!
VictorUnderground 1 week ago
hmmmmmmm the top comment said he said "wheres jonson!" i heard that to... could rattmann know cave johnson?
mr2gamerguys 1 week ago
@mr2gamerguys he was a working for cave jonson
mewbarri 1 week ago
he says dead man? 0:20
tomaxx11 1 week ago
Is it just me, or did the part at 0:03 sound vaguely like Bohemian Rhapsody?
binarynightmare 1 week ago
I'm glad I didn't watch this at night.
KitKindle 1 week ago
Please Enjoy!
Sirrockyqo 1 week ago
can someone explain who ratman is exactly?
CHAINGUNNA 1 week ago
@CHAINGUNNA Search up Ratman - Portal 2 wiki, it tells his whole story
Any751157 1 week ago
it sounds like he's beatboxing to one of the songs in portal...
boardperson123 1 week ago
ITS OKAY I DIDNT FEEL LIKE SLEEPING THIS WEEK ANYWAYS
Fleashosio 1 week ago
A MUFFIN CHOICE! Help me...
ImperatorZor 1 week ago
When I first heard this I freaked the fuck out. The picture of Chell with the music was creepy enough, but voices coming from the wall? Holy shit. x_x
iWATCHITT 1 week ago
sounds friggin demonic
fizzleman11 1 week ago
is this dubstep?>
alexMKDtheBEST 1 week ago
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sounds like a time pererdox with doug in it
SLIMESPLITER 1 week ago
i heard 'the voice is gone'?, it might be occuring to the comic because he took the pills he was saving but the companion cube told him not to. he took them and he couldnt speak to the companion cube.
tommy2tone1000 1 week ago
was this found in the game? and if so, where?
thefunkling 1 week ago
@thefunkling you hear this if you stay close to a wall painting
TheMegaOne1000 1 week ago
i think now is as good a time as any to assume the fetal position!
Jam35Var1ety 1 week ago
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Jam35Var1ety 1 week ago
He speaking German
Peadarbeast001 1 week ago
Here's what I heard:
nothingisamust,nochoice,ihadnochoice,helpmeyoudon'tknowwhatyou'redoing,everyshootanddesign,(mumbling),likeamutilation,lookwhatyou'vedonenow,i'mbeggingyounow,thisisonyou,thisistheend,(sniff), lookwhatyou'vedone, Johnson! Johnson! thevoiceisgone! the movement'sgone!where'sJohnson,where'sJohnson? WHERE'SJOHNSON...!
shorlems122 2 weeks ago 22
@shorlems122 i here it to!
mewbarri 1 week ago
slow it down and you can hear high pitched "help me"'s and yeah darkmaster i do hear him say wizards gone..... could be tf2 reference though
roblinsproductions 2 weeks ago
i wonder what he's trying to say... and why valve put all these creepy easter eggs in their games O.o
roblinsproductions 2 weeks ago
....There is no way im sleeping tonight ._.
MiaMccB 2 weeks ago
imunityPT123 no... beatboxing
tommy2tone1000 2 weeks ago
singing?
ImunityPT123 2 weeks ago
i saw a comment on another rat man video saying it sounds like he is beat boxing.......SO FUCKING TRUE LMFAO!!!
masterofre51v2 2 weeks ago
I'm not subscribing but i am thanking you for posting.
StealthNull 2 weeks ago
Just got something new from the beggining of it: (starting at 0:08 thumbs up so ppl can read)
He said he"s only happy if (...) He"ll get you anything you desire, just help me into the car son (...) Little man was Gordon (...) Now get to work, the fast work (...) Relationships (...) Its time AGAIN! (this is also a qoute said by G-Man at the beggining of HL2)
SuperDarkmaster13 2 weeks ago
Part 2: (starting at 0:33, thumbs it up so everyone can see)
The wizard"s gone! The wizard"s gone, stormed and surrounded, stormed and surrounded (Wizard - G-Man?) (...) Hug him (or bug him, not sure) (...) Help you (...) After that, a real hard part at the end, almost like its just gibberish last 10 seconds are not understandable at all
SuperDarkmaster13 2 weeks ago
Thumbs this up so everyone can see: (starting at 0:03, the stuff i dunno is marked with three dots)
Enjoy, half your price, (...) He"ll get you anything you desire (..) Didnt have to waste life (..) Information (...) (now the most creepy part) Its STARTED! The ship has started, look what you"ve done ("you" refers to the game protagonists, either Chell or Gordon) Im begging you now, look this is my view, everybody is DEAD its the end (...) Judging, judging, (...) Continued in next comment
SuperDarkmaster13 2 weeks ago
i wish i knew wat he was saying :(
biogrunt2000 2 weeks ago
0:27 CHELL!?
tommy2tone1000 2 weeks ago
They need to make a new portal game; Portal- The End Times. You would play as Doug, you could make graffiti, you have sudden hallucinations, the companion cube can talk, and you can hack panels to make rat man dens at your whim. That would be freaking amazing. Thumbs up so that the VALVe crew can see this!
WHOCARES136786 2 weeks ago 39
@WHOCARES136786 It would set up the atmosphere for a new Half-Life chapter: psychologic horror.
jojogape 1 week ago
@WHOCARES136786 -_- Doug is dead..
zawol17 6 days ago
@zawol17 No it is not confirmed that Doug Rattman is dead.
isa42449 6 days ago
@WHOCARES136786 but then it wouldnt be portal anymore now would it?
it would need a different name or somtjin
Luigi2446 1 day ago
@WHOCARES136786 Hmm that'd be pretty shit actually, I kind of enjoy the mystery about Ratman, is it really worth it to spoil the mystery just so you can grafitti what we've already seen?
LDreamerDude 5 hours ago
why does he do that
assassingamerful 2 weeks ago
@assassingamerful He does that because he suffers from paranoid schizophrenia. He is mumbling to himself, likely 'talking' to the companion cube. Look up schizophrenia, it'll make more sense then what I'm saying :/
WHOCARES136786 2 weeks ago
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WHOCARES136786 2 weeks ago
0:26 CHELL
manal1888 2 weeks ago
"Droid who's in Charge?" 'Help me get out" "get through the humiliation" "Its swirling in my head" "was not for you...Chell" "Judging, stop" "Let her go....Let her Live" that is what i got out of it the message that i can hear and conjure up, hope that helps everyone, i could be wrong but jus listen it will fall together
DarkJinx118 2 weeks ago
It's ok. I wasn't going to sleep anyway
TDPTerminator 2 weeks ago
damn, thats creepy
Springfart 2 weeks ago
Who is ratman?
ccjoness 2 weeks ago
@ccjoness Search Lab Rat. It's a Portal comic.
Cadmar0129 2 weeks ago
@ccjoness
hes a secret charecter who tried to stop glados from being made but got shot by turrets. i dont remember the rest of the story, but theres a video explaining it.
theawesomegamr 2 weeks ago
@ccjoness go to portal wiki click characters and click in Doug Rattman
thats all information about ratman
tomaxx11 1 week ago
rat man scares me 0_0
theawesomegamr 2 weeks ago
Here's my theory.
the Borealis contained the last of Aperture personnell and they took all the technology with it.
This explains why ratmann is saying 'the ship is gone!' around 0:20. he tries to help Chell "I just -gibberish (possibly 'want to help you') chell" then he dies possibly of schizophrenia. as he works at ApSci he is able to use the panels to create hiding places. He died in one of them that we didn't see probably.
CodexAnother 2 weeks ago
considering Rat Man had a mental problem (with his companion cube,)
thats why Rat Man cannot speak properly
GingerbreadHP 2 weeks ago
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I think the editor of this song cut the original sound of rat man in to many pieces and rearranged it. that's why rat man's voice is going up and down so many times and sounds so awkward
GingerbreadHP 2 weeks ago
I think the editor of this song cut the original sound of rat man and rearranged it. that's why rat man's voice is going up and down so many times and sounds so awkward
GingerbreadHP 2 weeks ago
Something tells me GLaDOS, or at least some sort of backup of her, is going to make an appearance in HL3 (that is, if it comes out).
Not because of any hard evidence, but because the idea of GLaDOS hacking into the Combine Overwatch's infrastructure and annihilating their pan-dimensional empire from within is undeniably awesome.
Fandalg 2 weeks ago
From 0:33 onward, about "The voice is gone, the room has been stormed, turrets" etc if you've read the Ratman comic from Valve that is whay happens, he takes his pills so the companion cube stops talking to him (voice is gone) he then gets ambushed by turrets and gets shot (the blood), finally crawling into a stasis chamber (escaping the nightmare by going to sleep. Ironic! lol)
CoGGeekster 3 weeks ago
0:25 to end > hey this is my view everybody is dead its the end, there's no way to stop her judging..judgr..j.th..the voice is gone! The room has been stormed and surrounded, turrets those turrets, we're running...ohhoh....the blood, its mocking at me..... where's it gone?...was it here?.... this place is a nightmare, get me out.....
CoGGeekster 3 weeks ago
0:00 to 0:24 > Goddam them its important, now there isnt much, easy choice: I have no choice, help me Uncle Johnson, help me draw a design, I have her, the planned point is starting. You didnt have to waste life couldnt you wait is coming true, its soon, its starting the ship is starting! I let you down, I beg you now,
CoGGeekster 3 weeks ago
Ladies and Gentleman, RT-MAN AT THE BEAT BOX!!!!
tricksterhuaun 3 weeks ago
DID HE SAY THIS SHITS JUST STARTED?
doritoking556 3 weeks ago
Once I accidently fizzled a radio idk which one or were or how x3 but I had the program that I used to de-code the beeepy noises (forgot what they was called) and I didn't notice it but after I closed portal there was an image that looked like a cube on the thingy, had anybody noticed any of the radios making any noises like that when they fizzle?
rebeccafox112 3 weeks ago
Maybe he's Chell's dad! I'm only saying this because why would he say "Chell" somewhere in hsi message if he didn't know her first? (I'm using puddlemonster84's comment as information. Sort of.)
Roboman2121 3 weeks ago
When he is "taking" about the ship, it IS Borealis. Because, come on.
JoshHartNow 3 weeks ago
thats just wired and dimented
serisdovakhin 3 weeks ago
@serisdovakhin weird voice back words aye i found it disturbing as well
idr0p3di1 3 weeks ago
Wait wut a ship is that a ship when you complite achiwment ship owerboard.
It seems they wannted to evac aperture science when Glodas came.
FpS4L 3 weeks ago
Awwww... Poor guy. I just want to give him a hug.
Lshannon90 3 weeks ago 22
@Lshannon90 Rattmann died though
JoshHartNow 2 weeks ago
@JoshHartNow NO HE DIDNT, :0 he was shot by turrets when trying to deactivate GlaDos and there is proof that he is in portal two which happened far after that otherwise there woudnt be secret rooms in Portal 2. Tell me if im wrong but yea.
EpicTreeko 2 weeks ago
@EpicTreeko I was talking about him talking about the Borealis but yes, he did get shot by turrets but he got shot by them turrets when he was doing something about the cryo chamer's (the place when you wake up) oxygen to save Chell. It says so in the Valve made comic called "Lab Rat"
JoshHartNow 2 weeks ago
@Lshannon90 XD
xAngelCandyNeko 2 weeks ago
@Lshannon90 I know, right?
WHOCARES136786 2 weeks ago
@Lshannon90 you mean crepy hug :D?
rijugas 1 week ago
i would not like to be in the same room as this guy
tornadoandrew1 4 weeks ago
Ok now I won't be sleeping for some hours.
grsims20 4 weeks ago 7
@grsims20 think of it as Grover from sesame street rapping :3
XsimsruleX 1 week ago
Why do I always stumble upon these kinds of things when I'm planning on going to bed in a few minutes?
JohnnyTopsideDelta 4 weeks ago 4
@JohnnyTopsideDelta same...... :(
000ThatsLife000 3 weeks ago
The "ship" is totally the Borealis. Half Life 2 E3 or Half Life 3 anyone?
Palindrome1123 4 weeks ago
Put it down! whos in charge? *something* stew! Should have started with your dad??? Uhhh.....thats what i heard...
Marbelle1920 4 weeks ago
Watching this at night is scary....
VerifiClaytion 4 weeks ago
Ship... the Borealis?
0Umbrakinetic0 4 weeks ago
"help me Uncle Jonson?" 0:05
Chell = Mr Jonson daughter
Rat Man = Chell's cousin.
O_o *faint*
cronaman3196 1 month ago
I heard...
''I enjoy (mumbling) helping uncle Johnson...TRUE DESIRE...(mumbling) FACEBOOK...(mumbling) madame and you...(mumbling) judging..JUJUJUJUJUJUJU (sobbing/mumbling) What's wrong with me?(mumbling/sobbing).''
Kinda creepy.
weegee111 1 month ago
i can hear dead, judging, ship, and starman.
epicwinface 1 month ago
I think it's safe to say that Rat Man is completely off his rocker.
TheWinterfox10 1 month ago
i herd "the true design"
PattiLuvzKidd 1 month ago
i hear: " who's incharge?" "help me, uncle johnsen!" "the ship is gone! " i just -gibberish- help you" "-sniffiling- chell" afer that, it just sounds like he's crying about something...
puddlemonster84 1 month ago 30
whats with his eyes :/
DarkTricker1000 1 month ago
@DarkTricker1000 Anisocoria. Where one pupil is bigger than the other
NoKilos 3 weeks ago
so...thats the reversed music from the Last Den?
DarkTricker1000 1 month ago
i understood some of it... i think?.....
you seem so...who in charge?....help me you cave johnson...and you true desire..... facebook?....
lol i think? thats only like the first half that sounding like anything 2 me xD
mrwadles123 1 month ago
If you like valve as much as I do you'd know that they have already counted to 3 stop talking about it
portal 2 OST volume 3 has been out for months so shut up about it guys
xxplayer482xx 1 month ago
Mabye in Portal thr. Oh wait, Valve can't count to 3
colebowlin68 1 month ago
Most of it sounded like the Rat Man failed at beatboxing.
EnzeruAnimeFan 1 month ago
I agree with bapear1. I could here RatMan saying those very words..................... Watch it a few times and you will hear him
asagon326rules321 1 month ago
he says help me uncle johnson which much mean that since cave johnson is believed to be chells father then the ratman is chells cousin!
bapear1 1 month ago
@bapear1 Johnson can't have been her father
he had way too much work and judging by her looks she's around 27. Johnson died at an old age and couldn't have had her and even if he did he'd be way too busy to watch her and probably be dead by the time she was ever alive
xxplayer482xx 1 month ago
@bapear1 Highly unlikely especially because on Chells project it says "Dad says we have to use potatoes or Mr. Johnson will get mad."
CrashArchives 4 weeks ago
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Guys, I may have found something of interest!! As you may know, on the old aperture science website you could enter a login (and you still can, there are "back in time" websites you can use) and after you logged in if you entered "thecakeisalie" a message in text would appear from what appears to be Rattmann. Maybe this means something, because I can make out a few words from it in this such as "who's in charge." See the end of this vid /watch?v=vqX_95ZUBjo
SeeItGoB00M 1 month ago
@AngulFever99 who knows, maybe valve will never release the secret message.
epicwinface 1 month ago
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SeeItGoB00M 1 month ago
@SeeItGoB00M On second thought it sounds nothing like it. Lol
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0:02 cured 0:06 desire or design 0:32 gone i think thats some of the words hes saying
izices 1 month ago
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izices 1 month ago
I think its just a message left for Chell after she wakes up.
benhur217 1 month ago
I think there's a pattern, theres certain spikes at times when's he's rambling, I double checked to see if it was just because of the loudness in his voice but in other loud parts of him screaming it doesent spike do I believe if I put all these spikes together I can get a hidden message
TheOrangeGush 1 month ago
@TheOrangeGush can you get that on video and send us a link?
NoMorePopMusic 1 month ago
I'm ready for the dislikes: RATTMAN DOESNT EXIST AND NEVER EXISTED! Why? I have my theories.
BalanceJackFireblade 1 month ago
@BalanceJackFireblade You right, he doesn't exist. He's a fictional character :)
Rachel10192837465 1 month ago
@BalanceJackFireblade Care to share your theories? You've got me interested.
Gyarretto7 1 month ago
@Gyarretto7 Well, after reading the comic, I know he EXISTS. -SPOILERS- But I don't think he exactly made it into portal 2. Remember that in Portal, GLaDOS shows that the companion cube is important by 1. Telling you that it is a nice thing to have and 2. She brings it to herself by putting it in the incinerator, which doesn't destroy it. Plus, none of the markings SAY anything about Rattman. So, the companion cube can cover any of Rattman's holes if he wasn't involved in Portal 2.
BalanceJackFireblade 1 month ago
@BalanceJackFireblade And the message? INSTEAD of slowing it down, you use a program to turn it into a picture. The picture never has ANYTHING about Rattman.
BalanceJackFireblade 1 month ago
@ausghost1 Remember the little pod tht chell woke up in in portal 1 i think he was in there until all the crap in portal 2 happened and thats why you hear a voice in the secret room
ACBrox39 1 month ago
Ratman has saild away in borealis
MrOskaren 1 month ago
Why dd you put a friggin link to on artwork for ths crap! I want a comment not some dumb guy acting like an diot
tokyo18shade 1 month ago
mp3 plz
acklikeacrack 1 month ago
it s a true.....
Kirik285 1 month ago
0:32 he says this is scout
kukulkan80 1 month ago
Nah.. Who needs sleep? Screw sleep!
Netaro1000 1 month ago
0:25 you... me... (can anybody make out the rest?)
ausghost1 1 month ago
0:06 to 0:08 he says desire, look out
MarsterTigermus 1 month ago
0:43 - "Please don't go, It's not fair! -gibberish-"
christhecoolboy 1 month ago
did this happen the same time as half-life 2 ep1-ep2?
erron72099mezza 1 month ago
This is what I can make out of it.
0:01 -Important
0:02 -Didn't have much of a choice. Ihadnochoice. Help Mr. Johnson. Help me draw the design.
0:14 -Information. It's countless to...
0:16 -It's started. The ship has started. Whatch you done now? They'll blame you now
0:26 -Is dead.
0:33 -The voice is gone!
0:36 -Those murderous turrets.
0:43 -Please don't go.
Thandiel3791 1 month ago 32
@Thandiel3791 The ship has started, eh? Another reference to the Borealis?
acynicalgentleman 1 month ago
@acynicalgentleman Quite possibly.
Thandiel3791 1 month ago
@Thandiel3791 I think 0:02 is actually 'Didn't have much of a choice. I had no choice. Help me, Mr. Johnson. I'll give you anything you desire", or something along the lines of that...
christhecoolboy 1 month ago
@christhecoolboy Now that you said that, I can definitely hear that. Thank you :)
Thandiel3791 1 month ago
@Thandiel3791 this makes a tonne of sence, the only one I can't hear is important.
NeilSonOfNorbert 1 month ago
@Thandiel3791 That was pretty accurate. Great find!
ThingThing1204 3 weeks ago
@Thandiel3791 incredible! I could here all of that!
thecraftersmakevideo 3 weeks ago
@Thandiel3791 the ship? the boreaalis?
idr0p3di1 3 weeks ago
@Thandiel3791 For 0:16, I believe he's saying 'It's stolen, the ship has been stolen.' Just a friendly opinion :]
KyraGal1995 3 weeks ago
@Thandiel3791 Slowed down the audio and did some editing on the audio myself...
And what i hear then was:
0:02 I love you Joice (would that make any sence at all?) Every choice and desire. or Edvind choose an design. or every truth and desire.
Do not have the time for the rest:
- Was for... working... relationships... discovers too... its blue... The ship has started (repeat)... he is a part of you, a part of you is dead. She is... The pressures gone... Started (repeat). thers more, but no tim
blackbirdflight 3 weeks ago
@blackbirdflight e to write in theese small text boxes... I think i will make a blog about this... idk, i dont really have time for this...
blackbirdflight 3 weeks ago
I feel sorry for Rattmann. At least in some way he got revenge on Glados by putting Chell next in line for the people to be tested. He sacrificed his own freedom and went back when the robots drug Chell back inside at the end of the first game. He could've just left but he decided to go back and made sure Chell lived. He's a good man indeed.
Madman226 1 month ago
ITS RAP MAN!
hpxro7 1 month ago
When the heck does this happen? Creepy as hell.
VampireSensei28 1 month ago
Lord this is creepy. Not helping that I keep listening to it over and over C: 0:43- "please don't go" poor guy...
chibipanda95 1 month ago
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00:5 "Help Me Uncle Johnson"
CollinsYoshiEGG 1 month ago
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CollinsYoshiEGG 1 month ago
He is alive T ___ T
<3
PillowFightedTV 1 month ago
@PillowFightedTV NO HE IS still alive :|- toothy*
ausghost1 1 month ago
?? singing song ? nice..
AloneHearth27 1 month ago
Ha ha fan love is awesome. How else could a horrible audio track run with a still picture get +300,000 views and 732 likes. Well played CuristofaM and well done Valve.
erd607 1 month ago
sounds like a rap
ProOrochiMaru 1 month ago
Style.
Strategichan425 1 month ago
Has anyone tried reversing this?
gabeberry24 1 month ago
@gabeberry24 Yes.It didn't do anything.
doubleAAbatteries687 1 month ago
This kinda creeps me out when it night and im alone here...
MammuttiZ 1 month ago
@MammuttiZ lol DONT GO TO SLEEP OR DAH RATMAN WILL BEATBOX lol jk
ausghost1 1 month ago
He can not talk because he hasn't been around humans right?
rpj918 1 month ago
@rpj918 He's scitzophrenic.
mikew1133 1 month ago
@rpj918 no he can speak english he worked with aperture but hes dead, the wierd thing is that he has BEEN dead for over 99999 years... wait... cave johnson: "POUR ME INTO A COMPUTER--" 0_0 he might have turned himself into a computer at the last second... he tried... he tried so damn hard to transittion himself but... when he was in the middle of the transition he gave up... breaking ever bone in his body, his sole... still out there... god help him.......
ausghost1 1 month ago