Human Weapon - Eskrima, Take Down Defense

[heavydutytech]

lmao with the top comments:D

[hrenthor]

ummm dont use this on a martial art pro. i asked a friend to help me learn this trick. he's a martial art pro.... as i said. he somehow did like a freaking backflip or something onto my back and i fell face first into ground and i was like fuck..... i cant trust utube...

[UesugiVincentibanez]

@hrenthor LOL, I can actually see that happening... xD

[akaFobb]

@hrenthor Anyone can dodge something if they can see it coming. Don't worry about what your martial arts pro friend did and just practice is for the sake of knowing a new technique.

[akaFobb]

@hrenthor I meant "if they know it's coming"

[BCete]

"thats why we teach everyone it" Its okay to know ONLY in self defence. But i kinda fear somebody would misuse it

[latragokali]

Learn the basics of Kali - Search for "Latrago Kali"

[latragokali]

Baliog - in my dialect is "bali liog" - meaning break neck. In Kali this is done after a few strikes to soften up the opponent.

[bunsinh456]

This channel is full of 1Mill vids -________

[BunnyOnDrugZ]

What are the shitty formulas for??

[TheIofProvidence]

Lesson learnt : dont piss silver surfer off

[xNarutoCakez]

Cant wait for my cousin to piss me off again.

[yellowocean155]

i was about to try this on my fren but then it says, parallize or DEATH

[lawrencexmoon]

Did this in wrestling when I sprawled.

Apparently it's illegal under the category of unnecessary roughness.

[AJpoopmonster]

@lawrencexmoon damnit, I was just thinkin about using this in a match

[AgentSpiral]

@lawrencexmoon How is it any rougher than a normal sprawl from let's say a college level wrestler? I'm calling Shenanigans.

[Varishnu]

@AgentSpiral Because in a sprawl you do NOTHING with the neck. A sprawl is simply kicking your legs out in order to keep your balance. THIS move applies pressure directly to the neck using the the arms as levers. In other words, you could, but not necessarily will, hurt or kill someone using this maneuver.

[AgentSpiral]

@Varishnu Not that I disagree but..if a Banana Split isn't illegal then I don't see why this should be either. And you aren't going to kill someone from an altered sprawl, unless their an idiot and they bulldoze your knees. If any wrestler I know shoots it's usually not a double leg nowadays.

[Varishnu]

@AgentSpiral True to the last part. My coach actually threatened to knock the shit out of anybody he saw even try it in practice let alone a match. I also have a hard time seeing anyone get killed any other way but by bizarre accident or very specific design with this, but it 'could' happen. I think mainly it is more likely in a real fight. No matter what we say even most pros do not fight "street hard" in a match. Sorry for the all caps, I can never get my text to stay bold on here

[AgentSpiral]

@Varishnu Damn it must be legit then. I never learned this technique until just now and it's this powerful? I guess I'll add it to my "street wrestling" style. Built for taking down bar idiots. Thanks for the info and stuff though, no caps no problem lol.

[lawrencexmoon]

@AgentSpiral

Dunno. Ref called it. I did that then did a gator roll.

[happylol808]

lol you can also smash their face in the ground a few times lolol

[Lonewolf95730]

Hahahaha i got a HS wrestlin match this coming Tues....I knw what move i'm using (;

[idiotAREstupid]

I'm going to try this on someone mess with me *heard "or dead!"* screw it...

[ZIGGIEPRODUCTIONS1]

OMG, don't wanna kill em just get out a s a p

[brottarnacke]

Or dead!!

[joejunkim1025]

jeez were learning how to fight, not learning how to commit a murder. O.o

[RyanJohnMorgan1998]

shit i dont wanna go to jail for murder i just wanna win the fight

LOL

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Don't fuck with grey people :D

[xJORDYx316]

:D Guess hows going too be arrestded :D

[DanteYahir]

thanks...

[KingOfTheJuice666]

@mattaddison19 lol. Have fun getting butt raped in prison.

Break a guy's neck=go to jail :P

[shuriken198]

@KingOfTheJuice666 Go to jail = breaking more necks = raping other guys now. lol

[Roagaroaga]

Damn white mannequins know everything! How do they survive all these blows? You know what? I'm going to Burger Kings.  When I get back, this better be the first comment.

[ExtremeTomahawk]

@Roagaroaga i hope your not back yet..were still workin on making this the first comment..

[Sandwichguy16]

@Roagaroaga You'll have to refresh the page first...

[dalittleman1991]

@Roagaroaga sorry dood the animal crackers comment was epicer so i thumbs up that one instead :)

[Roagaroaga]

@dalittleman1991 Yeah, that comment was just meant to be a joke! Didn't know it would be the top comment! Thanks.

[mattaddison19]

I'm doing this to the next dickwad who tries to spear me!

[fredjustsucks]

You're a really awful wrestler if you let this happen to you.

[SagaraSouske]

This might work pretty well against my local "gracie BJJ bully" who thinks he's an expert.

[ThePinkMan]

@SagaraSouske Probably not, unless he's just a shitty arrogant noob.

But if he really does have skill this probably won't work.

[Darknectar18]

0_0

[BLADExARTx5160]

FMA is best!!!

[abongnelah]

Note to self DOOO NOT MESS WITH GRAY DUDES.... with no penis

[TheBatlchip]

can not be used in a fight .you can be charged with murder or manslaughter.

[cassidy99ful]

@TheBatlchip unless your life is being threatened.

[TheElementalAssassin]

Sooo All Of These Moves Can Kill Ey.So Now Lets Make Vid How To Make Nukez

[cassidy99ful]

@TheElementalAssassin just go on google and you can find complete blueprints on how to make a nuke.it is no secret on how to make one.it is just extraordinarily difficult to get the materials you need to make one.

[TheEndKing]

That guy got so excited that this move can leave you dead.

[1997godz]

Nice

[jimgunzel]

lol, if never seen one serious high rated comment on one of these vids

[effinshut]

...OR DEAD! xD

[Kill3rKill101]

well i was veryy intrested in this move when he said i can leave him paralized', but then he said OR EVEN DEAD

[IceDragonsify]

these guys own..

Marijuana: approved



[Aaron97oD]

wow i am not getting into a fight with any of you 2,578,512 people.

[FormulaDStock]

This move has a cold... because it's SICK!

[HandRpuffin]

I love this martial way.

[MrMrMunchkin]

Never fight silver people. LOL

[redsoxfan619la]

Ha! Now no one will steal my animal crackers.

[Locpa1001]

Okay,so I killed some guy when I tried this,what should I do?

[mardinioo]

@Locpa1001 go to mexico leave a mustache

[ghwdalton]

@Locpa1001 you should eat his flesh to gain his strength and then use his skull to kill more people

[darwinian3]

@Locpa1001 ur dead...

[shmuckling]

One: They don't tell you how unnatural it is to try and get your arm in this possition. Two: There's many ways to achieve the same crank with other holds and it's not deadly or dangerous if your not an idiot about it. Finally - the guy can just roll out of it with very little effort - just go with the force, in this case the guy would just keep rolling towards his right arm...

[HawaiianBoi306]

this is why my skool blocks youtube hahaha

[Sharinganfighter]

@Matti126 yes youtubers not humans :D

[musclepieformybaby]

u should push your enemies' neck down as hard as u can in case he tries to pull a blowjob on you ....

[TitanSubZero15]

Comes to show that the tackle doesn't fucking work.

[ThePinkMan]

@TitanSubZero15 Yeah it does:

oJeoaYv03NE

[Lunisford]

!*!*!**OR DEAD**!*!*!

kKid say OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[4Life4Rock]

or dead :O

[moglyfish]

ive memorised most of these silver and grey man moves, but in real life i'd be fucked

[TheGhostlord]

@moglyfish That's because theres a difference between memorising moves you see and having practiced them a few thousand times against an actual opponent. Your body remember the moves alot more when they are actually practiced. Same goes for most anything, like knowing how to aim and shoot a gun vs having aimed and shot a few thousand rounds. These videos are good for showing what can be done and awakening an interest for picking up the actual disciplines in practice though.

[1989yt]

@TheGhostlord How is that a good thing?

[TheGhostlord]

@1989yt Awakening an interest for something you've been curious about can't be a bad thing if it means people may end up having a hobby they like. Can it?

[Winstonchurchill22]

That's fricking awesome

[one8apc1]

Youtube teaches you how to kill people.. Sweet.

[IWANSCREAM]

i like the way that the comentator says ''dead''

[weedpussymoney321]

I tried this on my brother lol, and the rest is history

[Idunnowattoputinhere]

lol, almost every moves in Human Weapon can kill or knockout people easily.

In reality? Not really.

[Swaaagerade]

@Idunnowattoputinhere

Yes because you must be an expert on these kinds of things to say that.

[ThePinkMan]

@Swaaagerade He's right, though. A lot of television shows about martial arts exploit the mystique it has with the general public. Human Weapon was loaded with bullshit.

[vvang123]

.... i was going to try this on my oldest brother... but... the epic "Or DEAD!" Thing kinda scared me :/

[alesanarocksmexico]

@vvang123 and not the paralized part ? shit ,

[shechshire]

you would have to be an absolute brute for you to actually paralize or kill some one with this let alone actually hurt them to begin with

[B3nBo1194]

@shechshire you do not have to have strength but good technique as it is on joints, joints does not require strength but the correct torque to make the attacker helpless

[dronatar]

@PseudoPoiesis Wooo! White genocide. TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.

Oh yeah, Google this. There's a place in Norway called Hell. I'll pack the picnic.

[MegaGoddo]

and i say as a true martial artist having the right type of thinking with ones self can achieve true knowledge, wisdom, strength and peace. in this move there is knowledge or the type of technique, strength for the little amount of strength u need for this move. it will work with a guy who is 12 stone on a guy who is 18 stone.

[MangekyoXWolf]

Human Weapon: Teaching noobs how to kill people since 2007

Jk XD. But seriously, this crap is dangerous ._.

[spritsengiggle]

I'd like to see the statistics on how many "dead" people there have been because of this technique. My guess is none.

[B3nBo1194]

@spritsengiggle because generally if you use a potential deadly technique and you are trained, and you use it and it kills you can be arrested and put in jail for manslaughter regardless of self defence some defences are band such as the mata leao (rear naked choke) in some countries if you use this as a self defence you will be prosectued.

[ziDMx]

i like the enthesis on 'OR DEAD' lmao

[Broken4445]

lol i whant to beat up my oponent not kill him :P

[Matti126]

It can leave your opponent paralyze .. or dead...

Let's show that to millions of youtubers !!!!!

[picassopainter2]

@Matti126 It's from a TV show about the deadliest martial arts in the world... Of course it can hurt people! I'm 90% sure the show has a disclaimer for not doing it in your backyard like a jerkoff.

[TheTruthHurtsYup]

@Matti126 I betcha more people watched it on history channel than youtube.

[SagaraSouske]

@Matti126 I don't see what's wrong with this technique, I showed my little brother in law this and it helped him defend himself against his bigger football "peers" who like to establish their superiority over the new players through hazing. As long as adults explain to their family members the damage this technique is capable of producing and also show then less lethal ways of deterring bullies then I think it's okay to show martial arts techniques on youtube. Like I said guidance is necessary.

[Ancientneutrality]

@Matti126 someone seeing it and executing it are two different things, it takes practice to do something instinctively.

[DaOsman1]

@Matti126 some are dumb to go out and try it on everyone .

[eirikmurito]

selfdefence is not a good thing because the bad guys are just as likely to have these skills

its the atomic bomb all over again. everyone have the recipe, yet everyone would be better of if nobody had it

[Junjokar]

@eirikmurito Oh, c'mon... Deterrence worked well. Nobody blew anyone sky high during the Cold War.

[eirikmurito]

@Junjokar check again

[ThePinkMan]

@jbel867 It can't kill people.

[B3nBo1194]

@ThePinkMan I am sorry to tell you sir this will kill, Kali is designed to kill thats why the phillippino army uses kali,

[ThePinkMan]

@B3nBo1194 How many people have you killed with it?

[B3nBo1194]

@ThePinkMan None because 1. i avoid fights rather than provoke them, 2. I am not an idiot who uses techniques like this, I am a purple belt in eskrima and done it for 3 years I know what techniques are deadly and non lethal you do not do it, simple.

[ThePinkMan]

@jbel867 You won't break the spinal cord with this technique. No one ever has.

[jbel867]

@ThePinkMan lol why would u even do that this is to defend ur self not kill others but u kno wat fk this battle

[jbel867]

@ThePinkMan btw these are my last words i might post sum more but i dont wanna discuss this pointless discussion

[ThePinkMan]

@jbel867 It can't kill people.

[TurkWith2Legs]

@jbel867 Don't tell people to go back to school when you can't even create a simple sentence without having multiple grammatical errors.

[gdsv2011]

sv

[Nikeimizhong]

...or DEAAAAD XD

[WickedSic21]

Silver Surfer reigns supreme!

[thierryu3]

i click so much on the last secont when he says or death XD so lol

[xzzxwerp1]

yeah im learnig how to fight

[zZTrickShotZz]

Quan Chi doesn't do this WTF

[weso548]

I cant stop beating off to this gray guy porn.

UuuuhhHH

Does that make me Gray?

[masterterry2]

Or Dead O_O

[Seaprimate]

That technique seems best if you're in a life threatening situation. like a knife jab or someone starts pulling a gun, and you can't escape or deter the attacker.

[B3nBo1194]

@Seaprimate that is not the situation to use this, if someone has a knife you do not go into the knife, you pull it away, same as a gun, plus the fact this can be fatal, In ekrima nowadays we are trained to use non lethal techniques to control a situation, this is kali which is designed to cripple and kill,

[theunphazed]

isnt this the same as a quarter nelson in wrestling?

[ThePinkMan]

@theunphazed It's like a backwards quarter-nelson.

[cubogelatinos0]

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC

EPIC

[makeitrain527]

i gotta use this in my wrestling matches!

[KTK401]

@makeitrain527 It is illegal in wrestling.

[ThePinkMan]

@KTK401 No it's not.

[KTK401]

@ThePinkMan Yes it is. Please consult the rules of wrestling at the FILA website.

[ThePinkMan]

@KTK401 Dude, I already know the rules of wrestling because I actually compete in them. This is not illegal, and it's not lethal. If you think it's illegal, then you've misinterpreted the rules.

There's a long history of hyperbole in martial arts. It's not surprising that someone making a TV show about martial arts would buy into the old "death touch" myths. Just because the man on the TV says it's lethal doesn't mean it really is.

[sistemadeautodefensa]

Otra técnica que da sentido a la expresión "arte marcial". Gracias Eskrima!!

[AdzDrury]

This looks like it could be combined with the Mauy Thai "hanuman" move to set it up rather than just have your foe charging at your chest.

[Kirschthollar]

@chelu252 it was still ok even after he said "soft tissue or even vertebrae can be crushed" and "leave your opponent paralyzed"? xD

[razordu30]

@chelu252 Don't try anything out of filipino martial arts without an instructor. There's very little about it that's "artsy" - it's very compact, efficient movements that try to do the most damage. That damage is frequently death. Check out some of he eskrima knife fighting videos. Almost all the strikes are at major arteries: carotid, brachial, femoral. The ones that aren't are direct stab wounds to the gut. It's a very deadly system.

[M0viesAndGames]

Fatality

[Zavija]

@@demondman50 as if everyone belives it

[dianaliuzzi]

the best ever

[xxmclovin1997]

i was gona use it in my wrestling match but then i heard or dead

[Bulldogpolaken]

OR DEAD.

[danielxdglaciuus]

@chelu252 i did it,but not for real,just to teach XD

[karinator99]

lol



[danielxdglaciuus]

@karinator99 why?

[thecerealkiller98]

It said OR DEAD, not or death I idiot

[warGjee]

I love the way he says at the end of their whole movs list: "OR DEATH!"

[hMMmmpify]

it's bali og pamali.. Literally meaning "break and to break"

[SteveHandlebar]

@chelu252 Unless he takes the last beer out of the cooler, then I say slap this move on him!

[ObscureDEG]

Dude I did this in wrestling once it was soooooo useful.

[SilentJayy]

@paladindarknite u rape pussies filled with crabs..? hows that going for u?

[dronatar]

@paladindarknite I know, they're almost as bad a white people! Mother fuckers thinking they own everything and can spit racism everywhere. Seriously every white person I've met is a fucking asshat. Damn, give me a wish and it wouldn't be to cure aids, it'd be to kill all those white motherfuckers!

Hey, wait a minute....

I'm white...

Oh shit!

[SaffuriousOne]

@dronatar uh, *Human* is Human, what does "colour" Pigmentation have 2 do w/hate?

Luv is the Only thinG* that can "cure" *hatred* no more:

monami, why bother? We are *incarnated* and Present at this Moment 2 HeaL:

:P time 2 move on, no more *SUFFERING* Pain is not VOLUNTARY, SUFFERING is a DECISION aka CHOICE:

:P Wake up, monami, be good 2 thySELF:

*anger* and Confusion, in why we are so *Fucked* up? It's *self* hatred and *BitterneSS* we Loathe:

OURSELVES: that's the Cause, time 2 HeaL ;)

[DeadliestSoldier]

@dronatar i ran into the same situation with the mirror :(

[wrestlingfan12321]

@paladindarknite just don't kill max cavalera

[JordyBT]

Thats why you dont see these techniques in MMA

[ThePinkMan]

@JordyBT No, you do see this in MMA. Mixed martial artists use more effective variations, though.

[JordyBT]

@ThePinkMan Well, i've seen anybody get killed or hurt in the slightest by takedown defense....Vale Tudo either.

[ThePinkMan]

@JordyBT This move doesn't actually kill people. The hosts on this show used excessive hyperbole whenever describing a technique. Takedown defenses like the quarter-nelson are mechanically similar to this and are widely used in grappling and MMA. 

[mikeneldon]

@chelu252 lol but u were perfectly fine w/paralyzed lol

[Bladestar7]

@chelu252 Uhmmm they tellyou at the beginning.......DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. This is not Jack ass!!

[icynuggetforlife]

id go for a knee to the crown but thats just me =]

[demondman50]

im 17, work out alot so im strong, this 22yr old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend and i told him to back off, were gunna fight tomorow. im going to use this to kill him. ill let you know how it goes