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  • FUCK YOURSELF!

    

  • @greenpowercr just kidding

    

  • it says i cant say what i want to even if im not serious... and what to think and what to play not pray

  • Used to be a comedian

  • i really do guess that Maynard can say whatever he wants to , even if he's not serious ...he's just kidding folks ........

  • This song is like eating 2 sandwiches at the same time!!!

  • if Tools intention of their music was to make their fanbase hate on one another and showing no respect for each other then wow they really accomplished that.

  • Perfect for the school talent show.

  • FUCK EVERYONE

  • Go fuck your self all u manyard cock riding pussies im not kidding.

  • @merlynatbermuda i was bout to put the same thing haha.

  • @merlynatbermuda u mad bro??

  • first of all fuck greenday, fuck all the Maynard cock sucker's because im tiered of everyone kissing his ass, i listen to TOOL everyday cuz it helps me cope with the fact that im liveing a hell but you dont see me licking Maynards asshole and last but not least FUCK YOU!

  • @merlynatbermuda fuck yeah man, i respect maynard because of who he is and his music, not because he's a muscian and or a celebrity. whether people want to believe it or not, he's just like you and me. he even hates it when people worships him like he's a god. just like him for who he is and not for his career.

  • @DarkNazarath And yet youre appearing to worship him... just listen to the song and shut the fuck up...

  • @MrAwire25 are you a fucking retard? i never said i worshipped him, i said i RESPECTED him respect and worship and two completely different things. get your facts straight before opening that ball washer of yours you peice of shit.

  • @DarkNazarath I appreciate your opinion because you have a valid point unlike @Mrwire25 who likes swallowing cum out of his moms ass, i mean the guy didnt even try to understand what you wrote and notice how he didnt post anything important oh mybe it has to do with the fact that his a RETARD, its funny how he picks on you because you said that you respect Maynard but he clearly ignores the people that are sucking Maynards dick oh i get it @Mrwire is a homo that likes cock

  • @merlynatbermuda thanks man for backing me up, that guy cleary doesn't have that much intelligence. he must be "short bus special" for getting respect and worship mixed up.

  • People tell me what to say, what to think and what to pray. fuck yourself, you piece of shit why dont u just KILL YOURSELF?

  • I can say what I want to, even If I'm not serious. even if I'm just kidding. ....Soooo your a slut who fucks small dogs and I'm not kidding.

  • why isnt this song like 8 minutes long:(

  • I think my balls just dropped!!!!!!

  • has any one noticed that there is a bleep sound when the drums & guitar come in after the bass intro

  • @1992RATM i think thats just guitar feedback

  • Go Fuck Yourself.

  • @orbasm5

    piece of shit.

    ;D

  • FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

  • God, listening to this makes me hate todays music even more...

  • i just jizzed myself.

  • i think it's hilarious that my two favorite band are Green Day and Tool. x]

  • Comparing tool to green day? Like an orange and a carton of strawberries. Two completely different flavor. Comparing music in a manner to make ones own taste superior is pointless.

    Tool is a brush on psychedelic and philosophical possibilities (well that's what I get out of it anywoo), Green Day is political rebellion, and getting rebellious energy out.

    Two completely different flavors of music, that have not much to do with each other.

  • @BasementGorgon I love both!

  • @BasementGorgon

    i think you are right

  • fuuuuuuck yoooouuuuuuu

  • what gereen day wtf...come on ...GO AWAY PUSSSY.

  • I dunno why, but I feel as if the album cover was made using ms paint...

  • I saw these cats open up for Henry Rollins Band at the old Anaconda club in Isla Vista, Santa Barbara back in '92 and it was awesome. The pit scared the shit out of me.

  • Great intro.. great middle..great outro

    this song is right on

  • Does he say if"im just Jewing???? Lmao

  • @algoAzrael if you're a girl, then by gay he meant carpet muncher.

    So, what do you like to do for fun?

  • @Urabewe

    munching carpet thinkin of maynard of course... being REAL happy while i do it? you??

  • i love it

  • all nd all, Maynard should be on the U.S. flag. No! he should be in the fuckin bible, and all other religious books and documents cuz HE IS GOD!!!!!!!

  • @vegetafan100 i agree!!!

  • @zildjian1028

    im a girl... so by gay u must mean happy.

  • no kidding... sexiest motherfucker ever. maynard. i dont care if u are a chick a dude.. a blue kangaroo... u know im right.

  • @algoAzrael What if he haz a small dick?

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  • @algoAzrael Oh, btw, He was more delicious with long hair.

    no homo.

  • @ShokanPrince812 You called a man's hair delicous....that is homo. lol

  • @ShokanPrince812 I'm straight, but I guess I'm secure enough to know when a dude is much better looking than I lol

  • @ShokanPrince812  btw those are wigs when he has long hair. he wears em onstage sometimes. maybe it was long back in like 92 or something I'm not sure

  • @algoAzrael Hell yea.

  • @algoAzrael YES. You will save humanity.

  • @algoAzrael As a spokesman for us green kangaroos, we're agreeing on that.

  • @algoAzrael I saw these fools in San bernardino...1991......

  • One of the most kickass songs ever.

  • @mrman05ish Definitely, if not the best one ever!

  • How does this not have more views? I'm kind of glad it doesn't, but how is it possible to not watch this video several times a day?

  • I can say what I WANT to goddamnit, even if im not serious! hahaha

  • a two minute tool song. holy shit.

  • @streetlight482 like it's new or something. hahah

  • what the

  • fuck my bra starp mr.sexy pridgen.I love you very much if you ever read this i love you.

  • / I love nathan pridgen my bra strap is waiting for you.i found out that nathan pridgen is not a norwegian black metaler is is obsessed with black metal and hot babes.fuck off nathan.

  • FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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  • saw them @ the blind pig on university of michigan campus when this 1st came out lol there were about 10 people in the whole club they fuckin layed it down i was awstruck danny carey is phenominal ranked 9th in the world but with his style id say 1st iv been playin percussion 4 15 yrs and i still cant keep up with him

  • your all just too god damn sensitive. It's censorship. And it's down right blasphemous!

  • comparing tool to greenday is like comparing a pitbull to a chiuaua

  • @trynntrynn but you just questioned it and found your answer, sounds like a myth, maybe a three headed dog, and the answer to comparing has many answers, because we all changed in different sync and speed, by those who built us to see the new communications work between two beings that are the same

  • @ELeeHamm i know, its pretty close communication, this is witchcraft, i was smoking at that time and got caught in a spiral evolution, evolution doesnt change, we do

  • @trynntrynn even that is too close of a comparison.

  • @trynntrynn hahaha, dude the other day i said something about tool AND green day just like that! I wish i could remember what i said :/

  • @trynntrynn no way they are equally good for sure. Try me, lol im a tool fanatic and i also love greenday till death.

  • @trynntrynn I disagree. More like comparing an enranged, sexually aroused moose in spiked plate armor carved from the bones of his unsuspecting victims with a premature birthed lemming that has double pnuemonia, a peg leg, five hundred ingrown hairs and cataracts film over its eyes.

  • @Ephringael *applauds*

  • @Ephringael

    Hahaha :P Good description of Tool :P

  • @Ephringael dude that shit was funny i had a good laugh when i read that shit.

    

  • @Ephringael dude thats a weird ass comment.... on a weird ass song haha luvv it!!

  • @Ephringael I didn't got shit after reading it three times in a row but it sounds cool enough so I got you some flying thumbs. why can't all of us fly like thumbs do?

  • @trynntrynn Tool being the Pit-bull?

  • Fuck me! no Fuck you!

  • wtf is this

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  • i like the song. tool has proven why they are one of the greatest bands in the early just in their early years simply by proofing that they are able to reach a grade pf authenticity years before mainstream pussies began to listen to it

    ....

    there is no other band on the planet that can provide such intensity in its songs#i dont know any musicians, except for those who know how a robot would play a piece of shit, who does not worship tool for their genius

  • 3 people listen to green day

  • @TETTSUUO You can't possibly compare Tool to any of those bands sir.

  • See the dislike bar? Me either.

  • ppl just dislike vids so people will get mad an comment so guys dont feed into there crap. its the only way to beat em.

  • 3 piece of shits can fuck themselves.

  • @TETTSUUO caps lock broken buddy? And how can you diss Zeppelin on a Tool video, when Tool did a cover of Zeppelin's No Quarter?

  • SERIOUSLY????.......THE LYRICS IN THIS SONG KICK MORE ASS THAN ANY BEATLES,ZEPPLIN,OR FLOYD SONG I'VE EVER HEARD.....Y????.........UMM...­...HAVE U HEARD THE LYRICS????....LOL.......IT'S LIKE THE ANGRIEST,FUNNIEST MOST TRUTHFULL KICK-ASS SHIT EVER......THE "FUCK UUUUUU!!!!",IN THE INTRO SAYS IT ALL........LIKE,WHO DOES'NT LIKE THESE LYRICS??....THEY WERE PRACTICALLY MADE FOR U TO SING ALONG 2.........NO,SCRATCH THAT...........SCREAM ALONG 2.....YEAH....LOL..........TOO­L 4EVER BITCHES!!!!!

  • @TETTSUUO I love Tool, but don't dis Zeppelin or Pink Floyd. Ever.

  • @Mechamortal I'M NOT DISSING ANYBODY...WHAT I SAID WAS,THOSE LYRICS KICK MORE ASS 2 ME THAN ANYTHING I'VE EVER HEARD....THATS WHAT I SAID......

  • id like to dedicate this song to my ex.

  • this song made me realize

  • No shit?

  • tool has the best like to dislike ratio of any video i've seen. 3 FUCKERS out of 111000 fucking thousands. ...off to dei eirt von satan now.

  • 3 people suck the beef

  • when are MJK, JC, DK, and AJ making a new record and coming back to Xcel Energy in Saint Paul. They were the best for 10,000 Days and for Lateralus! -D

  • In accordance with the sentiments of this song (free speech and the right to opinion) I respect the decision of the 3 people who disliked - however I must also express my opinion by clicking the like button and saying that you're wrong - Tool are simply the best.

  • i love the bass in this so kick ass

  • he saids it all nuff said

  • chuck norris can say what he wants to, but he's always serious

  • It's ironic that the scumbags responsible for censorship see nothing wrong with the book that's the basis for their ideals. And don't give me "that's the old testament" Fucking BullShit. Rewrite the book anyway you like, it's still a Fucking fairy tale, now with less graphic violence and homo-erotica. Much more aesthetically pleasing to the weak minded. Don't like it, Fuck You, and feel free to respond. Have a great day.

  • @JesusFknChrist666 .....well bravo for cutting to the chase....or just telling the truth...thank you

  • 0:14 to the 3 losers who disliked...

  • @TheSandmanDan dude i hear yah

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  • perfect for the school talent show!

  • @jointhethoughtt haha! I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Like bill hicks said... "Censorship is a CANCER"

  • @jiminyjangles Religion is Cancer, start at the source.

  • @jiminyjangles sweet comparison, and true. rock on man.

  • TOOL is one of the few reasons im still here

  • Censorship = wrong and ignorant. I call censorers "philistines"

  • Dear FCC, FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOU!!!

    ...just kidding ;)

  • I stand by this song 100% and it gets me into alot of trouble.

  • this song is soo damm underrated!!! :(

  • one of tools best bass lines in my opinion

  • Fuckers can't fucking get fucked with all the fucks type-o's. ..!., It's spelled FUH-Q. LOL

  • FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU!!!!

  • its fuck u if u think otherwise please call 1-800-fuck-you and they will tell u "fuck you".

  • @joshfox1987taco oh did i called them and boy were they much nicer to me u know

  • Fuck you.....listen to this song again if you think its not fuck you, pay attention to the lyrics, fuck you, and maybe ill type it one more time...f u c k y o u !!!!! c'mon guys, seriously?! I cant say what i want to, even if im not serious, its like this fuckers, Fuck You!

  • This would be great to sing at a high school talent show

  • @musefanatical1 i was just gonna comment that haha

  • @rogueshdw funny, I got it from another video of this song.

  • best human band ever

  • who ever disliked this vid can suck his balls>>>>>>>>

  • Point of this... Fuck Yourself.

  • the sound of pure anger

  • this is definitly my favorite tool song to play on the guitar.

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  • 3 people suck the cawk

  • 3 people are asshats.

  • "][" {[]} {[]} ][_, FTW no questions

  • not my favorite album, but not my most hated. i dont think i CAN hate an entire tool album

  • whenever im pissed i listen to Tool and im calm

  • @rogueshdw

    If I did that, I'd start causing trouble on purpose just so I could get pissed and have a reason to listen to Tool. Might want to rethink that game plan brother. haha

  • @Valhalla183 good point lol

  • not hard to belive this song is about cencorship

  • @Dkatz6923 Yep, also it feels like me when i reach puberty xD

  • YA, YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT TO EVEN THOUGH YOU"RE NOT SERIOUS!!!!!!

  • i want opiate then undertow then aenima then 10,000

  • @killerkombat428 opiate should be the first one on your list. just cause thats their first albumb, you should start from the beginning and see how he progresses music wise

  • @jdelira it's an EP. not an album. EP = Extended play. Too many tracks to be a single, too many tracks to be an album.

  • @SeveNzo0rr not too many tracks to be an album * I'm sorry :D

  • @killerkombat428 i would encourage that decision.

  • I'm in love with Tool. My girl says it's too angry, too different. I tell her it's my therapy, I need Tool to keep sane woman!

  • Best text ever 

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  • You piece of shit why don't youjust kill yourself.

  • Thumbs up if you hate censorship and love Tool!

  • Stop typing the fucking lyrics in the comment box, i know what he is saying.\, maynards vocab skills arent that bad. love x

  • Bass riff is so awesome...

  • I think this has to be the shortest song they ever made.

  • @SeveNzo0rr No. The Useful Idiot :p