HOOK UP ETIQUETTE - RANDOM SEX

[dapillnow]

YOU ARE AWESOME 

[YellowBeaver1988]

love the condoms on your wall! lol which reminds me i need to go get more comdoms hahaha

[Quex01]

that guy looks like an aids victim

[GetTheHook]

This is very good advice. Have you ever fallen for a hookup and how do you avoid that?

[86mikeymike]

omg to funny and so true ive been pretty lucky though my longest relationships have started as hook ups lol

[linuxwave]

this shit is fucked up

[ThatsSoKirby]

This video was helpful. Bless you!

[jeffreytoddwells]

U R SO RIGHT ON ! Skunk on the table j t w cntrl redneck fla

[rambo9796]

ive done people and they just have to stick around and be an ass..BUT ive had somepeople who have gonne to the shower and they wanted me to stay for a while.like they woken me up if they go to work at like five in the fucking morning and been a bitch like that!!! i fucking hate it.it was just a hookup get over it and go at it again with someone else.

[chaniboy]

OMG you make very good points, relatable and I love they comedy shock!

[amazinginspiration]

Good video, though I have a question. According to your video, "do not approach them, let them approach you". Well, what if everyone starts to abide by this rule, then no one will approach no one, and both will simply wait for the other person forever. This is just my observation.. Also, the video seems one-sided from the "bottom's" perspective. I am genuinely curious about these questions, not criticizing it. Just my two cents.

[OvercookedSoul33]

I LOVE YOU MATTY!!!

[futureoff]

I totally agree with your advice :)

keep them coming...

[Bmystyle]

if they ask 'your leaving already?' it means they want you to stay....

[LiveForgiveAndForget]

i agree with the phone. i hate interruptions. haha but i love you your sooooo funny. haha

[rawrzayd]

2:21 "if you want to leave your number, just write it on a piece of paper and set it on the bedside. You dumb F@#$!" haha

hilarious, you should write comedy scripts because the things you say are actually pretty funny. Also keeping your serious face while saying it adds to the humor.

[MrHavoc552]

NICE VIDS man keep them coming they are entertaining

[MegaTheking7]

wow this video was amazing i've seen some just like this at hotnakedwomen. org

[KizunaTheFox]

Not many ppl like condoms so get thin text pleasure max studden condoms or somthing they honestly work wonders...And Wow Patmucz are you like fucked in the brain?...

Your being a Retard by having horrible english grammer so gtfu and go back to preschool and learn something you fucking tool.

[LordDumal]

stick your dick in a gril and get her pregnat. id rather not, im not a loser

[patmucz]

well you are a fucking retart if you watch any of his video's he incurages sex with a condom, fuxking retarted.

[LordDumal]

*retard

*encourages

*fucking

*retarded

[norbs1122]

i love your advice

[unatriscuitagain]

"...show signs of get the fuck out" HILARIOUS

[Mermann87]

mattinks

your videos are awesome

sex is beautiful and you make its sound so crass

LOL

XD

[CabirTheVirus]

I can't stop watching your videos!

[chriskiss51]

Might Be A Little Wacko

Lol

<3

[dt1401]

well i don't like condoms

[banesnake]

"God damn whore!!!" "Your fucking pussy so god damn loose!" WOW! LMMFAO!!!! XD This is so AWESOME!!!!

[Chocoboboy7]

I work at dollar general... :(

Wanna hook up?

[melody22134]

LMFAO!!

[lala73926729]

i looooooooooooove you & you're awesome vids,you're hot bby!

[jasonjay45]

LOL you crack me up!! GREAT advice i think everyone needs to watch your videos... so informative. keep em comin!

[LCLynn25]

omg that was freakin hilarious!

[OfficialDjScotty]

LMFAO, Matti u rock

[mattinks]

lol! How have you been?

[OfficialDjScotty]

I've been very well thanks =D

How have u been??

[mattinks]

Oh pretty good.. just become the gay sex talk star on youtube! HAHA

You know you are making it when people go out of their way to come make nasty remarks!!!

Other than things been good.. Just been hibernating for the winter.. glad as shit its starting to warm up a little bit

[ActinLykaDeevah]

hahaha! funny and informative.

[OoThePlainBoyoO]

Hahahaha great advice as always ^.~ ....... XD

[clavierkeating]

How funny you can be such an @sshole and so sweet! ROTFLMAO!!!!! This video is very appropriate and should be required viewing for dudes! LOL! But no matter what you do, there are those who need houses to fall on them! =]

[thehoopatribe]

This "etiquette" is nothing more than fear of social awkwardness. You just got laid, why do you need to go about hinting? Who cares. Fuck 'em, wait, just did that. For instance, I always ask if they want my number. No, I don't just quietly leave it by the bed side, maybe it would get confused with someone else's. Second, if they walk towards the shower, I ask if they want company, if they tell me to fuck off, while they're in the shower, I wipe myself off on their curtains before I leave.

[mattinks]

hahhaah is that what is on my curtain? you bitch!

[dmt0709]

"You fucked my brown eye?" You really do call it the way it is. You're a little raunchy, but I kinda like that. You'd be fun to get naked with and throw back a few shots of tequila. Oops, I need to adjust myself.

[plato12000]

Some excellent points!!

Another handy etiquette tip: a lady NEVER rides in the buggy of a gentleman ( unless it's her husband or a family member ) without another person present ( a chaperone ).

Failure to follow this advice could lead to you being branded a "scarlet woman" and ruin your chances of marriage.

You have been warned!

[mattinks]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Enuf3]

lmao So informative.

[jephrox]

feeling like a cheap bastard. lol - matt you're too much!

[mattinks]

that's what the bottoms usually say!

[michaelmjackson]

BRAVO theres nothing worse than HAVING TO TELL HOOKUPS TO FUCK OFF LATERXX

[Eijeigami]

-sighs- You're like, the perfect guy. I want to marry you. Will you be my American Boy? <3

In other news, how the hell do hook ups happen? Maybe i'm defective. But if someone approaches me and i'm really into them. I turn red, start stuttering and lose my ability to form a single intelligent statement. o_o; Oh, and sometimes I get dizzy almost faint. Lol. Maybe i'm a future project for you. You can teach me to react normally to hot guys.

<3

-Aj

[mattinks]

Yes -- I will be your internet life partner! My birthday is in 12 days.. start sending gifts ASAP! lol

That is all just a confidence issue. You have to know your good enough for them so you arent so worried!

[Eijeigami]

Ok, just give me your address. I'll send you...ME! =D HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Lol. Just kiddin'. <3 I will pencil you into my calender for a big happy birthday message. -nom nom nom- Tehe.

Confidence issue? Me? x.x That's so weird. I'm such a hyperactive little thing. You wouldn't think I would have a confidence issue. Maybe you're right! Oh god, I have a confidence issue. I'm going to go see my therapist. ;-; Lol.

[mattinks]

hahahaah oh stop!

and I will take a package with you in it. I have some dishes that need done! HAHAHA

[Eijeigami]

Ok. I'll stop. <3

But I also do ironing if you need that service. <3

[mattinks]

You're a sweetheart!!

[itsjustsexxx]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO i fckn love yew. im only 17 and your videos make me laugh and smile EVERY SINGLE TIME! (:

[mattinks]

lol thanks!

[Jaydenjay123]

Matt your a fucking doll.

[diverse01]

as always, another cool video by this guy.

[inosentz]

lmfao, that was hilarious, Ya Dumb FUCK!

[sneakerjockCA]

Matty, when are we gonna hit it????? i want that hott ass of yours! *yum*

[mattinks]

when I see more then your feet I think! HA

[mikedidit85]

haha dollar general!!!

[dylz]

why are so many people propositioning you for sex in your comments section...?

[mattinks]

lol -- I don't know.. something to do I guess.

[dramaqueen4lyfee]

haha ur vids are so funny, r u gay..? jw=)

[mattinks]

yes

[Kizillia]

LMAO your videos always make me lol. "Ya dumb fuck." bahahah

[Cigaro99]

I find the hottest guys at the dollar store. mmmmmm.

[mattinks]

LOL! Me too -- or the Salvation Army!

[Cigaro99]

hahaha. hells yea! salvation army boys need love to.

[thehoopatribe]

You should always say "Hi" to people you've hooked up with. It's just rude not to.

[mattinks]

Not always.

[bjhorton2005]

I just noticed how square your shoulders are! Thanks for the new video cutie, I look forward to this shit!

[mattinks]

hahah my shoulders are toooo broad for my frame

[bjhorton2005]

Oh bull, lol you have a cute little frame. :P Sorry I'm not shamelessly hitting on you, I'm just a little bit of a flirt. haha

[nitromefan2424]

when I first saw you, i thought you sounded/were gay and was a little ya know, like, ehh, but after i watched a few more videos i found out that you were hilarious! lol!

lol, i totally subscribed =] you rock! <3

[mattinks]

Thanks I think! LOL

[jpsketch03]

Lovesit.

[xxsmyrnaboyxx]

wat did u say at the end??? u had like a spaz attack hahahha

[mattinks]

get fucked i think! LOL

[liveinmymusic]

"your asshole stinks, leave!"

[henrysinaga]

but what if it's your first hook up? should we say that is our first time or pretend to be an experienced one?, I never had any encounter with someone yet I'm very lack of experience, I don't want to look stupid, but I don't want to ridicule myself either....

btw thanks for the tips :D

[christinaus]

man~~you're rock,thx for the tips``

[5thDensity]

Hey, what happened to the sponsor?  :D

[mattinks]

The sponsors will get less and less.  I only have so many products that I can use to make fun with lol

[Flanole]

How about keeping the phone on vibrate?:)

[mattinks]

hahah hopefully you wont need the vibration!

[cyberdemonx2002]

fucking pound that hole man! lmfao (im not gay btw)

[vanness5]

oh, I don't do this kind of thing... hahahaha too funny!

[djmarkcotter]

i don't agree with about 1/2 of all that.

so if the sex is bad, you can still be friends with someone...

[mattinks]

this has nothing to do with bad sex.

This has to do with hook-ups some guys don't understand what a hookup is suppose to be.

[djmarkcotter]

i've had 174 "hookups"

but it's just 1 persons point of view. i guess i just hope for more from a "hook up" then most guys do.

[mattinks]

Seriously, someone that has had 174 hookups dont come across as wanting something more. Im not saying that is the case, just an observation.

[djmarkcotter]

wanna be 175? hehe :-P

[Tuxster3]

Ya know, I think you're very tired. But I still find you interesting. ;)

By the way, I'd love to bang your little hole -- since I know you like having it done sometimes. =)

[mattinks]

Very tired? I'm not sure if I am being insulted or if you are saying im tired as in zzzz

[Tuxster3]

Hmmm...actually, I was trying to make a joke -- that fell flat as a guy with no ass.

Sorry!

So....about us hooking up?  ;)

[belindadarlington]

Oh honey my "ETIQUETTE" is Get The Fuck Out... NEXT!!!

[mattinks]

AHAHHHAHHA that's hot!

[davidls11]

*ring ring* *ring ring* "Hello?" "Oh, hi Mom" "Getting my ass fucked....you?"

[mattinks]

someone told me a story about doing a threeway once where the guy had to call his mom while he was getting fucked LOLOL

[mattinks]

HAHAHAHA I know I know - I had a creative block. I had a couple ideas but i wasnt amused enough by them! lol

[threebabymammas]

What do you do if a random hook ups keep calling? Thats why I don't do it anymore because people keep coming back for more when I rather go out to explore (more cock, different races, different sizes, cut vs uncut, etc.).

[mattinks]

LOL! Well you have them over one more time. And you give them shitty dick. Then they will stop calling!

[EricKNSeattle]

If you wake up and see a UHaul in the driveway, you know you should have been a little more straight forward.

E!

[mattinks]

HAHHHAHAHHAHH True that!

[yourjaneinlights]

this was awesome! also, i have a new rule for myself, and it's if a guy doesn't let me spend the night with him, it means he doesn't want a relationship. i have remembered all of the times i've been with guys and the only ones who've wanted to pursue a relationship have wanted me to stay after hanky panky--the ones who were just looking to get laid wanted me out.  would you agree that this is a good system of seeing whether a person is serious or not?

[mattinks]

Yes and no. I mean I have always been the realtionship type and I prefer that over hook ups.

Still yet there have been guys I havent wanted to persue anything with but I wanted to stay or have them stay just to cuddle.

But if they ask you to stay .. it means there is a chance there could be something more.

[Praxxus55712]

If you wake up naked on the guy's front porch and your clothes are in a pile next to you.............well..........­.that's a pretty good indicator that he wants you to leave.

[mattinks]

HAHAHAH true that!

[fflybz]

You've outdone yourself!!!

[arequipa1]

lol, hilarious