Mass Effect 2 - Grunt's "puberty"

[quila001]

The first time I heard this, god I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard.

[pocketlint60]

Damn. If that's Krogan puberty, I bet a single female Krogan could defeat the Reapers during that time of the month.

[InsaneEric130]

Shepard: What's wrong with him?

Wrex: There's nothing wrong with him. He's becoming a full adult.

Shepard: I'm NOT romancing him...

[kissalintu1337]

How interesting.

[DJTerrorest]

Last guy looks high as shit.

[kissalintu1337]

@DJTerrorest A.k.a thane, the best char in the game

[quila001]

@DJTerrorest No, his eyes are meant to be like that. He's a drell.

[SpartanB217]

I wonder how Garrus went through puberty......

[alaskinator]

Garrus wins.

[tehBLAX]

Thane: And not a single fuck was given that day

[wallhackergotdammit]

Haha! Garrus for the win! xD

[lattask8er]

Garrus - Puberty...that's going to take some "calibrating," and I know all about "calibrating."

[x82ndODSTx]

Thane is not impressed...

[KrazyAce90]

did legion say a mass erection ritual?

[Idilyon]

@KrazyAce90

Maturation ritual.

[LumpyChiPmunk]

In mass effect 3, Garrus gets a mug to put in his Normandy station that reads "Galaxy's Best Dad."

[DeadThouusand]

In Soviet Russia, Puberty is on you!

[fxfte89]

Garrus the best :)

[ibisu]

Hahahaha I loved Garrus hilarious comment xDD

[DarthFelus1]

Ah yes,  Puberty

[rampg8]

Three words for Garrus: BEST DAD EVER!

[MasterTomTV]

I agree with garrus.

[KingCraze22]

Thane: *yawn* I hit puberty when I was six..

[Idilyon]

How interesting.

Too bad that I screwed up his loyalty mission so he died during the last task -.-

[bloodystone2]

@Idilyon How'd you mess that up?

[Idilyon]

@bloodystone2

Simple and stupid: I lost my way while I needed to follow that alien who was Kolyat's target :-/

Oh yes of course I was talking about Thane because he said "How interesting" at the end of this video lol.

[bloodystone2]

@Idilyon I thought you got Grunt killed but D:

[Idilyon]

@bloodystone2

Btw I heard that Grunt might die if you send him as 2nd squad commander in suicide mission BUT I didn't check it personally.

[slyboy78]

What does Kasumi say? XD

[angel07p]

"how interesting"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL

[bryguy615]

It annoys me that they replace Wrex with another Krogan. At the very least shoulda been a female.

[ashebull123]

@bryguy615 A female Krogan?

[y512516]

@bryguy615

female are too valuable to the Krogans

[kyleman1313]

LOL, legion was the bast: A maturation ritual.. XD

[HighwayUnicornRTL]

You cut Tali of you bosh'tet

[Mrawsomeman22]

umm how did u get a geth on you team?

[UntoTheBreach24]

@Mrawsomeman22 It's called Legion; it's a squadmate that joins you pretty late in the game. Basically, Legion was designed by the "original" geth (not the hostile "heretics") as an advanced platform capable of independent operation, and was sent to find and aid Shepard when he/she got the geth's attention by destroying Sovereign.

[pirotess2]

@Mrawsomeman22 Don't you play Mass Effect 2 yet? He is a squadmate during the story. And he is a true Geth who not seek war like heretic Geth in ME1, he name Legion.

[bitchduckcreations]

how interesting

[roflknife7]

squadmate: "wait, so this is puberty?"

wrex: "no, they're actually going to let me eat him."

[permexOQ]

- "Can't we just take him to Omega and buy him a few dances?"

SHEPARD: "Good idea, Garrus! TO THE STRIP CLUB!"

*Adam West Batman theme plays*

[Edolix95]

Tali actually sais "wait, this is a pilgrimage?" rather then "puberty", shame he cut her off ^^

[IronMaster777]

Garrus: Can't we just take him to omega and get him a few dances

Shepard: Great idea lets go now

Garrus:Can it wait for a bit i'm in the middle of some calibrations

everybody *face palm*

[ISeenACar87]

Does anyone know what Kasumi says?



[1vaultdweller]

@ISeenACar87 Something like other human companions.. I don't exactly remember. Only human companions are confused by this, that's the joke on us.

[1vaultdweller]

Ashley - Puberty?

Kaiden - Puberty?

Liara - Has Grunt ever faced an asari commando unit before, few krogans have..

[TazminTv]

Thane actually says a bit more before the How Interesting :P

[slashuur8760]

thane = cool story, bro

[missAnime97]

Garrus: can't we just take him to omega and buy him a few dances

Translations: come on can't we go already,:( I've got some calibrations I need to do :'(

[arythewyvern]

Hahaha Garrus is awesome! :)

[TheODSTDutch]

get him some dancers man i wish i knew Garrus he would some much fun to hang out with. now that he has got that stick out of his arse too quote Joker

[ogge125]

Garrus gangster

[FrizaAngelo]

Thane: What an story Grunt! Anyway, how's your sex li-oh wait....

[ArtisBeauty3333]

LOL

[MarkaNLNL]

Just take him to Omega and buy a few dances :))

[ixuzc]

Thane Krios doesn't give a damn!

[FightkingSNF]

Garrus has the right idea!

[tmobile2120]

Garrus' answer is the best

[BmGxRaze]

@natanfk2 agreed

[natanfk2]

Garrus is the best dad ever!

[TheBIOPRINCE]

So.... Translated:

From Tali to Mordin: Puberty? Puberty? Puberty? Puberty? Puberty ritual :D!

Garrus: Let's bring the whores ;D!

Samara: Like entering the menstruation period.

Legion: A "Masturbation ritual" :)!

Thane: Cool, CUZ I AM NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK, OK?

[apocalypse359]

@TheBIOPRINCE Actually legion said "a maturation ritual"...

[TheBIOPRINCE]

@apocalypse359 Yeah, I know, i did it intentionally.

[apocalypse359]

@TheBIOPRINCE Oh ok, sorry I thought you accidentally misinterpreted it. My bad, the joke was actually pretty funny, I gave it a thumbs up.

[TheSweenyToad]

@TheBIOPRINCE Garrus has my full support!

[mykie274143]

@TheBIOPRINCE LOL

[Virgil0211]

@TheBIOPRINCE At least I'm not the only one who thought they heard Legion say that.

[CStingerGhost1]

Garrus: Puberty...can't it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[CStingerGhost1]

"Can't we just take him to Omega and buy him a few dances?" -Garrus

LMFAO!!!!!!

Garrus is so great.

[ZAKKYCHAN1995]

@CStingerGhost1 Only Garrus could say something that stupid but that awesome at the same time :)

[CStingerGhost1]

@ZAKKYCHAN1995 - Indeed

[Marshallasskick]

last four responses are the best

[ramjet94]

O:24 Look at how many fucks Thane gives

[GotsItGoinOn]

garrus' answer, sooo typical

[Drake123V]

So......Thane would u like to know more :D

[Celestialwolf101]

come on Garrus was the best out of all of em

[saydenus18]

Thane: Dont care

[hoangsh12]

ahh yes... there's nothing wrong with Grunt... He just entered the stage which JustinBieber would never experience

.

[ogjames21]

Hahah, Garrus. That guy

[Blue94Flame]

puberty

puberty

puberty ritual

find him a hooker

becomes maiden

how interesting...

[Khairul89Amin]

Ah, yes. Puberty. The process of physical changes by which a child's body matures into an adult body capable of sexual reproduction to enable fertilisation. We have dismissed that claim.

[SebiWarrior]

Wait... is that... Wrex!?

[LordManda2]

@SebiWarrior yes. How many red-crested Krogan clan cheifs with three scars on their face do you know? :P

[SPXerSPSt]

@SebiWarrior Yes. If Wrex don't die on Virmire, you meet him on Tuchanka

[jungyman365]

Does anyone else imagine Thane's last line with the 'Me Gusta' face on him?

[Falconer2293]

Grunt: F*** all of you

[sehrglanzvoll]

Like entering the maiden stage. Grunt. In the maiden stage.

[MartialArtsMaster]

@sehrglanzvoll

Samara's interpreting Grunt's hormones through the lens of asari biological development.

Asari start as children, and then go into the "maiden" stage, which would be the equivalent of a human teenager or young adult.

Then they go into the "matron" stage, the equivalent of an adult in human society.

Finally, they enter the "matriarch" stage, what humans would call an "elder" or "senior citizen."

So Samara actually meant Grunt's entering young-adult-hood.

[crazyasianalex26]

that was a line up

[metadude1234]

Thane: interesting....

what he thinks: Look at all the fucks I don't give?

[superpiemonster]

Where is Kasumi ?

[luckyday465768]

@superpiemonster this ME player probably didn't buy the DLC.

[ggmann13]

these comments are fuckin hilarious

[BigLoc21]

Garrus is FUCKING AWESOME!

[47ex1]

Thane DONT GIV A FUG >:|

[kryptomanik]

Gawd, Garrus had the best reaction. xD

[Sahluful]

"L'appyc" is how they translate "Garrus"?

[Dadashov92]

@Sahluful It's "Гаррус"

[witlessrogue58]

Thane and Garrus's responses were the best. >xD

[frescokix]

Damn I love the characters of Mass Effect.

[InsaneInTheBrainLA]

Mass Erect? :P

[SandsOfTime3]

Thane - "I refuse to give even a single fuck."

[BeautifulStrangeMyst]

can't we just calibrate him?

[KickAsstronaut]

i really thought legion said it was a "mass erection" ritual, its prolly what he should have said

[FineGamerYT]

Lol when Sumara said "I can train the mating stage"

[darkiddd]

@FineGamerYT she said "like entering the maiden stage"

[nick54072]

I love garrus as he is my fav character but legions mass erection ritual is the best

[littleBEExo]

@nick54072 I think he's saying "maturation" ...

[Bobubobme]

I'll be inviting Garrus to all my puberty's from now on.

[jeramahia123]

Should have made Garrus as last one, would have been way more funny.

[Alicendaaa]

The more videos I watch, the more I want to start ME2 without ending ME. But I'll finish it nevertheless, just to play in due order.

Упорно хожу домой к родителям, чтобы пройти первую часть (мой комп ее не тянет). Месяца через 3 закончу, и тогда начнется вторая... чёрт. Хочу сейчас!

[dessan18]

@Alicendaaa just finish the main story quick and you'll be flying in no time

[ostotskaya]

@Alicendaaa Первая на самом деле очень короткая. Я думаю, вторая часть не за горами :)

[SupaL33tKillar]

Where's kasumi D:

[Sadako0663]

Черт,как же я люблю МЕ))))))

[PinoyPanda26]

Lol

[Waggendaily]

Wait? you can not kill Wrex? *Darth vader's voice* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[MaDarko239]

@Waggendaily Of course... and Wrex is extremely awesome in ME2 :D

[lush1998]

Thane is so cool. "How interesting."

[blueblood2486]

anyone else hear legion say mass erection ritual?

[Birdilovesanime13]

@blueblood2486 yes. yes he did.

[MultiWolverine92]

Garrus! xDD

[LilRussh]

Even in the future the "puberty" talk makes adults uncomfortable.

[TheNineLivez]

Can't we just go to Omega and buy him a few dances? ROFL

[macandfriends]

I like garrus' advice... hookers cure what ails you! Of course, you gain a few more ailments, but meh...

[selphiexfairy]

Garrus always has the best lines. XD

[Lootraevefan]

FUCKING GARRUS! ;3

[MegaShot419]

Thane : cool story bro

[ARavingLooony]

lol

Wrex:Grunts goin through puberty

Garrus:STRIPPERS!!!!

[PowerSkiff12]

how intresting

[j0hke]

Thane: "How interesting." HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thane, you're so awesome!

[glowyrm]

What the fuck does Legion say?

[jones81381]

@glowyrm "A maturation ritual."

[glowyrm]

@jones81381

Thanks a ton man, lol!

[jackofblades94]

Thane: Cool story bro.

[THEm4rduk]

Garrus said the best quote.

[LoLo9876420]

hey does any one know if i can still have zieed i don't ave dlc me2 but what if i start a new person do ju think it will work than?

[jones81381]

@LoLo9876420 Would you like to try that again, but in coherent English?

[domirine]

@LoLo9876420 nope. it's not gonna work.

[babyhogg3]

wait whos the old guy

[yibuu2]

@babyhogg3 that would be the bad ass known as zaeed one of the best squad mates how the hell do you not know zaeed D:

[babyhogg3]

@yibuu2 sorry i dont have the dlc so yeah i dont know him but before the month of march i hope i can do all the dlc but this video is still funny though expecially what garrus said

[HxTrEmEcHaOs]

lol thane. Deep thinker.

[Buenomars]

I wonder what's Kasumi's reaction, and Morinth's, if that's possible.

[SinDawg030]

Thane Krios does not give one single fuck about your puberty problems. Deal With It.

[UltrarubikXD]

@SinDawg030 I dont think Thane gives a fuck about anything at all

[SinDawg030]

@UltrarubikXD Still got him to survive the Suicide Mission. That mans voice is tripping.

[PhantomTrigger]

lol, good video.

[PowerSkiff12]

ah garrus allways has one more joke

[M3ta1Head1]

@PowerSkiff12 Garrus' reaction is the best, as usual

[Birdilovesanime13]

@M3ta1Head1 he has a knack for the sarcasm. it certainly completes his character :)

[majorcinnamonbun]

puberty? can it wait a bit, im in the middle of some calibrations

[Kannebas]

@angeldarkcrystal - Thane appears to be that way for the entire game, excluding his spirit walk. To paraphrase Chris Rock, Thane has pockets filled with fucks, but he won't give you any.

[kylestevensN7]

pilgramige? puberty? puberty? puberty? puberty? ah puberty ritual, lap dances!,maiden stage!, a ritual!, how intresting......

[FrostiVasNoveria]

i didn't catch what Legion said, because I normally read the subtitles...

and does kasumi say anithing?

[222boja222]

@FrostiVasNoveria i would say that he said "a maturation ritual"

[Boiuluv2h8]

Poor Tali didn't even get to say it.

[kunven]

@Boiuluv2h8 she say pilgrimage which is when young quarians travel outside the fleet and have to bring something important

[NicolaiResch]

Her eyes, her eyeeeees

[asadavidasa]

The Garrus one is awesome

[Mozat77]

Tali: Normal Reaction

Miranda: Normal Reaction

Jacob: Normal Reaction

Jack: Normal Reaction (suprisingly, from her...)

Zaheed: Normal Reaction

Mordin: Normal Reaction

Garrus: HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS GUY MAKE A COMMENT ON SENDING GRUNT TO HAVE SOME DANCES, WHEN HE HAS NO LIFE AT ALL BECAUSE ALL HE DOES IS FUCKING CALIBRATIONS!

Samara: Normal Reaction (For an Asari that is..)

Legion: lol... Just lol...

Thane: Right now I'm not giving even a single fuck.

[TheRealDerohneNick]

@Mozat77 Garrus made the calibrations to have a perfect comment for this particular question! ^^

[LordManda2]

@Mozat77 Garrus dosent do JUST calibrations! He snipes, he Overloads, and most of all, he seduces fangirls with his sexy voice :D

[SystemFan20]

Legion and Thane xD

[chriscox]

Do I get renegade points to get Grunt a lap dance.

[SolidMike84]

And not a single fuck was given from Thane

[BossPanzer]

Oh Grunt he's growing so fast it feels like it was tomorrow when I released him from his tank :-)

[cyclopsdias]

@BossPanzer Snff yeah and now he is hitting on the ladies like a boss.XD