drink! ass feck, three wonderfulbwords if you'd like to hear more wonderful words go to ' melancholy hilltop ' by the self raising flowers at bellingenetics
What s all the talk about making some mock retarded gesture with his hands?? He's pretending to be a rabbit. That's the story. Bishop Brennan is scared of them.
people sayn he a spastic wen it is a tv sit com it is the most funnist thing i have ever seen btw i mean the funnest thing ive seen that was made in 1996 to 7 so plz shut the fuk up if u havent watched it before and ur calling them spastic u wrank nobe so in father jacks words feck of u hariry english bastards
I made a Father Ted ringtone for my phone and i thought i'd share. Download it from mediafire (dot) c0m/?71tau6d7neylud7 Up with this sort of thing. Careful now.
@SUPERJAKKIS95 Don't worry, when your genetic material was being transferred from your parents to you, there was a mutation that meant you have no sense of humour. It's incurable.
@Spellbinder888 sorry if i dont laugh at a old tramp make a retard sign with his hands and if that "mutation" was true im glad cause it shows the difference between people who laugh at spastics from people who laugh at good humour and just incase u dont know this video qualifies as spastic
@SUPERJAKKIS95 I know that people who actually care about disabled people and NOT stigmatising them DOESN"T use the words 'spastics' or 'retards'. You really are a humourless bastard aren't you.... Christ.
@scorchx3000 he doesn't always say just one word, one thing i remember him saying is "They lie in wait like wolves, the smell of blood in their nostrils, waiting, inevitably waiting, and then . . ."
Father jack is imitating a rabbit, Bishop Brennan has a pathological fear of rabbits after being trapped in an elevator with rabbits that chewed his cloak. This is a clip from the best episode (kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse) of the best British/Irish TV comedy.
If you do not understand the humour oaknairb then how strange that you waste your time.
V.v.v.funny. So sorry for the morons , er sorry did I say morons, I meant Americans that have no sense of humour.sarcasm is definately a British thing.
you look at one 13 second clip of an old british comedy series and you judge all british comedy to suck? you really need to look at all of british comedy before making any judgements
@thedarknesscallingme For the record, this clip isn't even close to the extent of my knowledge pertaining to british comedy. I just think this clip is facepalm worthy, something common for british comedy.
@piglette33 I don't think there's much to understand, really. It's just an old, unfunny guy making a terrible and awkward joke (something typical in british comedy)...
@oaknairb I can sort of, kinda, mayyyyybe understand where you're coming from, but...as is the case with most comedy (especially British/Irish), it's the context that matters. To you it's an old, unfunny guy making a terrible and awkward joke. To me, it's a very funny character delivering a very unexpected line flawlessly. The difference is, I'm familiar with the show and the context. I'm not trying to change your mind, though, so stereotype away!
@piglette33 Actually, you were trying to change my mind. Otherwise you wouldn't have posted your comment... And earlier you tried to insult me by saying that my maturing would help me to understand this humour (despite the fact that it's retardedly simple).
did ya see part when bishop Brennan was up stairs with ted in the rabbit scene and dougal shouts up and calls the bishop LEN.. and the holy bishop shouts down " did you call me len, ya big bollix " class... Irish priests are not all like this just 90%..
@sexyjw2 Actually, no, you're right, it is "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse". But the other really sarcastic priest (Father Jessup) is the one who prompts the apology.
@weglcq & @russelltrigger: he's mocking bishop brennan's assistant who thinks he's the most sarcastic of all priests...after this ted tells dougal something on the lines of "this is how sarcasm is executed"
@russelltrigger Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse. Its the second part of the football episode. The coach person thingy finds out that Ted used fake arms, so Ted had to do Dick's forefit. :)
@russelltrigger He's apologising to Bishop Brennan. He basically woke up shouting "arse biscuits!" when Bishop Brennan was in the house. Brennan's assistant was known at that time as the most sarcastic priest in Ireland. So when Jack woke up shouting arse biscuits the assistant says "How dare you speak to his grace like that, apologise immediately!!!" and Jack does this. Ted end it by leaning over to Dougal and saying "now that's sarcasm". Dougal didn't understand sarcasm before that.
11 people are sorry
TheAnneRobinson 3 weeks ago
Now that's scary...
vervelendgrotegothic 3 weeks ago
He looks like an old Marty Feldman at the start
killdeslm 3 weeks ago
OH~ the sarcasm ^-^
kurayami33 1 month ago
That's how to apologize.
nokomarie1963 2 months ago
There now that didn't hurt did it? Courtesy costs nothing.
teague67 3 months ago
:0 I've never seen him use so many words in one sentence.
laurendinnage2 3 months ago
Most sarcastic "sorry" in the history of sarcasm.
JeniferHayley 3 months ago 6
drink! ass feck, three wonderfulbwords if you'd like to hear more wonderful words go to ' melancholy hilltop ' by the self raising flowers at bellingenetics
68caddilac 4 months ago
What s all the talk about making some mock retarded gesture with his hands?? He's pretending to be a rabbit. That's the story. Bishop Brennan is scared of them.
irishpb 4 months ago 5
For the first three second he looks like he's gonna get up to kick some ass
oneprizeonegoal 4 months ago 2
people sayn he a spastic wen it is a tv sit com it is the most funnist thing i have ever seen btw i mean the funnest thing ive seen that was made in 1996 to 7 so plz shut the fuk up if u havent watched it before and ur calling them spastic u wrank nobe so in father jacks words feck of u hariry english bastards
jemmagray14 4 months ago
@jemmagray14 I share the same sentiment, if I have decyphered your comment in the way that you intended it to be grasped.
ironnica 3 months ago
@ironnica im sorry not a big worded person wat do u mean lol
jemmagray14 3 months ago
peace shit
luki199799 4 months ago
i sent this to a bitch on facebook when wer were having a fight :)
bubblesdew6 5 months ago
now THAT'S sarcasm... lol
johnyryan13 5 months ago
i hate when people copy others comments to get the highest rated comment ^^^^
adamftwin 5 months ago
@adamftwin Now that's sarcasm!
simon250505 5 months ago
@simon250505 -_- l.o.l
adamftwin 5 months ago
Now Thats Sarcasm!
iAreRobb 6 months ago
Its Rupert Murdoch!!!
HumanMonolith 6 months ago 44
Lovin it! Big father ted fan here x
livhanna99 6 months ago
My new ringtone, if my phone goes off in class.
Sonic10121 7 months ago 2
@Sonic10121 Haha :) Thats a good idea.
Scyfo 6 months ago
@Sonic10121 that way you don't have to apologize, let your ringtone do if for you!
ryan0ff 5 months ago
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LiviuXSA 7 months ago
aawww, jacks so cute :)
Maverick76324 7 months ago 2
somebody should make a video about John and Mary , they are such a lovely couple
magnvsmarcvs 7 months ago
@magnvsmarcvs I know, remember how John locked Mary in the cupboard to protect her from the beast :)
Scyfo 6 months ago
@Scyfo or how she washed his hair in a bucket, so sweet
murray19831983 1 week ago
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@Scyfo or how she washed his hair in a bucket, so sweet
murray19831983 1 week ago
my disabled friend sent me here LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PixieLott2 7 months ago
4 people didn't know that this was sarcasm
PrimalCaterpie123 7 months ago
@PrimalCaterpie123 ikr
SUPERJAKKIS95 5 months ago
i'm so, so sorry too, Father Jack...lol
Pittking86 8 months ago
(high pitched voice) so am i, Father Jack.....hehehehe
Pittking86 8 months ago
I love Father Jack sooo much in this. Next time some jerk makes me apologize to him, I'm gonna do a Father Jack.
TheWonderfulWombat 8 months ago
It's shame they didn't make more Father Ted episodes they were hilarious!!!! Everything about every single one!!!! RIP Dermot Morgan.
reduolf 8 months ago
lol, lock a pissed off jack in a room with justin bieber
Now thats a one sided fight i would like to see
DRINK FECK ARSE GIRLS
nickerwoman 8 months ago
@nickerwoman
That wouldn't be a fight. It'd be 1st degree murder! LOL.
Hulk2k6 1 week ago
3 people deserve to be locked in Father Jack's dirty underpants hamper.
Zed1967 8 months ago 5
Dermot Morgan did not deserve to die so young i bet there would of been some amazing more father ted we could be watching :'(
Mssaltedpopcorn 8 months ago 2
haha
jordanethan 9 months ago
Who came here from the west?
BalinChainly 9 months ago
I love jack and bishop brennan.
AnnabellsCurse 9 months ago
hahaha who here has said this to somebody i have lol
Noxid666 9 months ago
3 people are no so so sorry.
NorthFulton88 9 months ago
i dont get it how is it funny
SUPERJAKKIS95 10 months ago
@SUPERJAKKIS95 Maybe watch the series to understand why this is funny. Makes sense too :D
AnnabellsSmiles 10 months ago
@SUPERJAKKIS95 watch de series nd den come back nd laff
PeadarBoy 10 months ago
@SUPERJAKKIS95 Don't worry, when your genetic material was being transferred from your parents to you, there was a mutation that meant you have no sense of humour. It's incurable.
Spellbinder888 9 months ago
@Spellbinder888 sorry if i dont laugh at a old tramp make a retard sign with his hands and if that "mutation" was true im glad cause it shows the difference between people who laugh at spastics from people who laugh at good humour and just incase u dont know this video qualifies as spastic
SUPERJAKKIS95 6 months ago
@SUPERJAKKIS95 I know that people who actually care about disabled people and NOT stigmatising them DOESN"T use the words 'spastics' or 'retards'. You really are a humourless bastard aren't you.... Christ.
Spellbinder888 5 months ago
@Spellbinder888 i say spastic all the time im 15 ur probably lik 30..........Old
SUPERJAKKIS95 5 months ago
@SUPERJAKKIS95 Jesus, you sound like you're 7. Good luck with that. Dumb fuck.
Spellbinder888 5 months ago
@Spellbinder888 lol ur 30 havin a fight wit a 15 year old ur a pedo
SUPERJAKKIS95 5 months ago
3 people don't like sarcasm : /
aaron1232006 10 months ago
I love how Frank Kelly - the actor playing Father 'Jack' - is trying to hold back his laughter has he does it...so funny!
theindiekidable 10 months ago
LOL! I feel like watching it all over again now :)
caribind3 11 months ago
thanks for the upload
thisgalaintdancinmr 1 year ago
DRINK, FECK, ARSE, GIRKS
thebikerboi2 1 year ago
now thats sarcasm!
hulkmaniarunswild 1 year ago 61
@hulkmaniarunswild
now thats ironic !!!
TheDrombane 5 months ago
@hulkmaniarunswild
*reads reading from sarcasm detector* Oh my god, it's off scale....it's gonna blow!
*sarcasm detector explodes*
@laurendinnage2
I've never heard him speak more words that don't contain a profanity or something rude. And he still makes it hilarious.
scorchx3000 3 weeks ago
@scorchx3000 he doesn't always say just one word, one thing i remember him saying is "They lie in wait like wolves, the smell of blood in their nostrils, waiting, inevitably waiting, and then . . ."
murray19831983 1 week ago
ARSE BUISCITS!
Thelizlollipop 1 year ago 3
Hes playing Declans dad on Emmerdale.
VOLVORULEZ1995 1 year ago
@VOLVORULEZ1995
yeah i saw that
wasn't the fire tragic?
alucardxserasfangirl 1 year ago
@alucardxserasfangirl I think that police man who used to be on Doctors (BBC) has done it.
VOLVORULEZ1995 1 year ago
DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!!!!!!! lol, spitting image of my grandad
crimsonprankster 1 year ago
now THATS sarcasm...
greyhoundmadness 1 year ago
Is Jack imitating a rabbit at this point?
Ozzythenutter1046LS 1 year ago 2
@Ozzythenutter1046LS yeas because he's talking to bishop brennan (lenn) who has a fear of rabbits
DaGrimReaperEezEre 1 year ago
Now that's sarcasm.
DavijoBoy 1 year ago 3
@Mustbestarstruck its not on because it was filmed in 1995-1997 and channel 4 has had loads of programs since them
dannyoneal12 1 year ago
Now that's sarcasm.
orangrosse 1 year ago 2
father ted is hardley on any more! ):
MustBeStarStruck 1 year ago
@MustBeStarStruck
they are all up on youtube though, at least i'm pretty sure all of them are.
thedarknesscallingme 1 year ago
I LOVE MY BRICK!!!!!!!!!
crayonking9 1 year ago
I played this clip three times, it's hilarious
TheBroadyk 1 year ago
Now THAT'S sarcasm
jimbobjimminy 1 year ago 119
@jimbobjimminy too right
Pittking86 8 months ago
wow you would need a chainsaw to cut that sarcasm lol
89deadlock 1 year ago
The pope said this today too.
rabbitwho 1 year ago 6
OMG!
He can say something other than "Drink, feck, arse, girls, feck off cup!"
sokkacool 1 year ago
@sokkacool HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!??
checomrie 1 year ago
@checomrie
are you callin me a gobshite? :(
sokkacool 1 year ago
@sokkacool [youtube]9R89oERKCaU[/youtube]
checomrie 1 year ago
@oaknairb it's not british you fuckin idiot it's Irish
thebigred07 1 year ago
sarcasm jack!!!!
Heva8u 1 year ago
Father jack is imitating a rabbit, Bishop Brennan has a pathological fear of rabbits after being trapped in an elevator with rabbits that chewed his cloak. This is a clip from the best episode (kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse) of the best British/Irish TV comedy.
If you do not understand the humour oaknairb then how strange that you waste your time.
nyrongristwood 1 year ago
Now that's sarcasm.
EvileLlamaThingeh 1 year ago 4
V.v.v.funny. So sorry for the morons , er sorry did I say morons, I meant Americans that have no sense of humour.sarcasm is definately a British thing.
320terri 1 year ago
Now thats sarcasum
Nivanarocks 1 year ago
I was just linked to this.
My god, british comedy sucks.
oaknairb 1 year ago
@oaknairb
you look at one 13 second clip of an old british comedy series and you judge all british comedy to suck? you really need to look at all of british comedy before making any judgements
thedarknesscallingme 1 year ago
@thedarknesscallingme For the record, this clip isn't even close to the extent of my knowledge pertaining to british comedy. I just think this clip is facepalm worthy, something common for british comedy.
oaknairb 1 year ago
@oaknairb Awww, Brian, don't worry, kiddo! You'll grow up and start to understand this stuff.
piglette33 1 year ago
@piglette33 I don't think there's much to understand, really. It's just an old, unfunny guy making a terrible and awkward joke (something typical in british comedy)...
oaknairb 1 year ago
@oaknairb I can sort of, kinda, mayyyyybe understand where you're coming from, but...as is the case with most comedy (especially British/Irish), it's the context that matters. To you it's an old, unfunny guy making a terrible and awkward joke. To me, it's a very funny character delivering a very unexpected line flawlessly. The difference is, I'm familiar with the show and the context. I'm not trying to change your mind, though, so stereotype away!
piglette33 1 year ago
@piglette33 Actually, you were trying to change my mind. Otherwise you wouldn't have posted your comment... And earlier you tried to insult me by saying that my maturing would help me to understand this humour (despite the fact that it's retardedly simple).
Now get back to the kitchen.
oaknairb 1 year ago
Now THATS sarcasam
comicshaun07 1 year ago 3
haha haha hahahaha haha! ;)
AshBatty89 1 year ago
the scene starts with Jack waking up, "Ah, the Cracken awakes, are you alright there Father Hackett?
ARSE BISCUITS!!
"How dare you speak to his grace that way, apologise immediatly!!
"I'm soo soooooo sorry! LMAO
and then Ted says "Now that's sarcasm!" LOL
jaydocx96 1 year ago 2
he sounds so sincere ( he,he)
fairhillnorrie 1 year ago
I love this clip, because I love the next part where Ted says that it is very sarcastic.
EriButterfly101 1 year ago
Needs more "Now that's sarcasm"
Studeb 1 year ago
Apologising is getting to be a habit.
RemoteViewingMedia 1 year ago
I'm soo sooo sooooo Sorriieee - LMAO
andremp03 1 year ago
This is what happens when you ask Jack Hackett to "apologise immediately".
MacJaxonManOfAction 1 year ago
@MacJaxonManOfAction Or he could say "feck off gobshite"
Ozzythenutter1046LS 1 year ago
What episode is this from?
celtdan1 1 year ago
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Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse!
ecafssot 1 year ago
It's from the "Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse" ep and it's probably my fav :)
JimmyTee73 1 year ago
@JimmyTee73 Ah yes, definetly one of my favourites too.
celtdan1 1 year ago
It's from the one where Ted kicks Bishop Brennan in the arse.
ny2neyme 1 year ago
did ya see part when bishop Brennan was up stairs with ted in the rabbit scene and dougal shouts up and calls the bishop LEN.. and the holy bishop shouts down " did you call me len, ya big bollix " class... Irish priests are not all like this just 90%..
fairhillnorrie 1 year ago 2
even IM not that sarcastic and I could get gold at London 2012 for sarcasm,.
dead on (!)
Kerriangel 2 years ago
you should have recorded father teds bit "now thats sarcasm"
mastergx1 2 years ago 3
Is he aplogising for the inquisition?
Turitea 2 years ago
" now that's sarcasm " lol love it
robrr17 2 years ago 3
Ted "Now thats Sarcasam"
KimixRai4Eva 2 years ago 4
Father Jack, utterly repellent.
Fronika 2 years ago
omg i love father jack. FECK ARESE GIRLS NUNS LOL :) R.I.P Dermot Morgan
MrsCaraJonas 2 years ago 4
lol father jack is so hilarious
vendrick1000 2 years ago
water, feck!
WilliamH8852 2 years ago
tea? FECK!
UlsterLoyal72 2 years ago
funny as feck
ronnie4631 2 years ago
he is just H I L A R I U S !!!
nadygord57 2 years ago
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axeman1993 2 years ago
Someone just sent me a link to this for fact checking some algebra.
My life is awesome.
LeMegasandwich 2 years ago
i wish they did more of these, such a brilliant show to watch.
R.I.P Dermot Morgan
Raider5k 2 years ago 107
@Raider5k they werent able to he died right after the last episode
endubla 1 year ago
@endubla hense why i said, R.I.P Dermot Morgan
Raider5k 1 year ago
when i was young i used to do an impresion of that lol
1blondietuco1 2 years ago
" eff this and eff that "
" yes mrs doyle.... "
" I'll stick this effing pitch-fork up your arse - that was another one... "
stewux 2 years ago 7
Father Ted was the Greatest
Dilupist1 2 years ago 2
If you're thinking of recording that for a ringtone, do it!
Man... This show was fucking hilarious.
Hulk2k6 2 years ago
agreed, this show was brilliant, one of the funniest of all-time. i live father ted!
Dilupist1 2 years ago
Sarcasm at its best
611290 2 years ago 2
I love my brick!
Richierua 2 years ago 5
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh feck it. Fed up with BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
imnothereactually 2 years ago 4
Hahaha!! Talk about sarcastic!! Brilliant!!
KalleVL 2 years ago
*salutes*
Father Jack, you are awesome
Kerriangel 2 years ago 5
Thats Great Sarcasm
I love Jack
"I'm Soooo Sooooo Sorry....."
UnknownPsychoPath 2 years ago
now THAT'S sarcasm
eldemort 2 years ago 3
arse biscuits!!!!!!!!!
hitbot5 2 years ago
Wow what the hell got into him lol
bril show
Bexycool 2 years ago
AWESOME!!!!
lorehal 2 years ago
omg im crying i cant believe how funny this show is
tom133991 2 years ago 2
Epic
4methyst 2 years ago 2
lmao thats the sarciest sarcasm ive ever seen
DustBunnie92 2 years ago 7
FATHER JACKS THE MAN! Raise your glasses and say FECK! DRINK! ARSE! GIRLS!
Nemesisangel19 2 years ago
FECK! DRNK! ARSE! GIRLS!
Peachy90612 2 years ago
FECK! DRNK! ARSE! GIRLS!
PandaBoo92 2 years ago
Well that would be an ecumenical matter
tom133991 2 years ago 76
would it? lol
acemanger1 2 years ago
@tom133991 YES
stevean2 1 year ago
which episode and season is this
jordyboy321 2 years ago
''kicking bishop brennan up the arse'' thats the name o the ep, unsure as to series and that tho...pure class anyways xD
siobhanshamrock 2 years ago
lol thnx i love the feck of cup episode as well thats awesome
jordyboy321 2 years ago
OMG hahahahah this one had me in stitches!!!
lindsayheyhey1991 3 years ago 3
"... Now that's sarcasm"
ld309 3 years ago 4
ahahaha father jack is legendary (:
htf2007 3 years ago 4
The episode is called "Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse" and it is the 6 episode in the third Series
tonymontana1974 3 years ago 3
I enjoy father ted, i cant remember this clip, normally he says girls, feck, knickers, etc.
can anyone tell me what epsiode this was from
top clip.
cheers
russelltrigger 3 years ago 6
He's saying sorry to Bishop Brennan, so I assume it's the one where Ted has to kick the Bishop up the arse.
weglcq 3 years ago 8
@weglcq He wasn't saying sorry to Bishop Brennan, I'm sure. He was saying sorry to another priest who was also really sarcastic.
sexyjw2 1 year ago
@sexyjw2 Actually, no, you're right, it is "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse". But the other really sarcastic priest (Father Jessup) is the one who prompts the apology.
sexyjw2 1 year ago
@weglcq its just after he says arese biscuits
colashanacogh 1 year ago
@weglcq & @russelltrigger: he's mocking bishop brennan's assistant who thinks he's the most sarcastic of all priests...after this ted tells dougal something on the lines of "this is how sarcasm is executed"
pistoncylinder 1 year ago 2
@russelltrigger Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse. Its the second part of the football episode. The coach person thingy finds out that Ted used fake arms, so Ted had to do Dick's forefit. :)
ThunderLightningGurl 1 year ago
@russelltrigger He's apologising to Bishop Brennan. He basically woke up shouting "arse biscuits!" when Bishop Brennan was in the house. Brennan's assistant was known at that time as the most sarcastic priest in Ireland. So when Jack woke up shouting arse biscuits the assistant says "How dare you speak to his grace like that, apologise immediately!!!" and Jack does this. Ted end it by leaning over to Dougal and saying "now that's sarcasm". Dougal didn't understand sarcasm before that.
Azlak0507 1 year ago
FATHER JACK FTW
helldrummer89 3 years ago
Cheers mate,
father ted rules
cheers have a good day n new year!
russelltrigger 3 years ago
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i am so so sorry (!)
lyamn 3 years ago 3
he is so funny
EminorFunkyBannana 3 years ago 3
Now THAT'S sarcasm XD
Duraganthelion 3 years ago 11
HAHA !!
dauboi 3 years ago 4