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  • "3:37 Sockem Boppers, Bitches!", says Dick Cheney

  • Turbo Buttons Rule.

  • AVOCADO

  • is it me or is the sound quality of this vid awesome?

  • i love how she do the pose to summoning a demonic hair monster

  • whoever can press the buttons that fast: he is a genius

  • 3:00

    Forever alo- Oh, wait, he's dead...

  • Lat is very EPIC

  • Bayonetta sure does put the "Stylish" in "Stylish Action"

  • 0:46 DAT SLAP XDDDD

  • how do you do to play multiple clips without music to add just one song?

  • 3:29 to 3:48

    Who else started laughing?! XD

  • I wonder what it would be like having Bayonetta as a sister...or mother...

  • Bayonetta is so much more that badass than Dante...

  • lmfao at 0: 46

    beyonettas like "NUH TUCH" *slap* >:D

  • oops i mean 3:20

  • 0:29 for some poor sportsmanship

  • lolz @ 3:20

  • :o you are like the best player ever!!! I can barely make it to "Max bonus" on angel slayer.. :D

  • @marylandcrab99 Read the description, "... using turbo buttons".

  • angels seem pretty bad in this game.. I still don't get the story but I <3 bayonetta. can someone explain why they were trying to ressurect jubileus or whatever?

  • @kittenbut1 many of the worshipers in the beginning of the game and at the start of requiem wish for jubileus the creator to come into being,destroy the world,and have it begin anew.think of it as the gods reset button :D

  • @bayonettdemon ohhh like the flood

  • @kittenbut1 It was to unite the Trinity of Realities, which in a sense is the end of the world as we know it.

  • @kittenbut1 [BIGGEST FUCKING SPOILER ALERT EVER!!] The angels are under the control of Balder, Bayonetta's father, who wants to ressurect Jubilius to create a perfect world of The human world, Paradise, and the Inferno, essentially destroying Purgatory.

  • anyone else watching this with their left hand on the mouse?

  • @cartrifride lol got a kleenex?

  • i cannot believe people are that ......... fighting over video game characters, I mean Really. They not real seriously.

  • @LEARZTIM

    Hahaha I thought the same thing... If they were real I would understand..but a game char? nah, not worth it. Kinda funny to read tho.

  • @KairiMelodya yeah it is lol

  • bayoneta is stronger then dante dmc but draws with kratos but bullet witch has better magic

  • oh my god people stop fighting will ya. I mean seriously this is why i am starting to hate youtube, you cant watch a single video or read fucking comments with there being some kind of nasty ass arguement going on. for the love of god i was reading comments on a fucking video about kittens and there were people tearing eachothers heads off. for once in peoples god damn lives can we please just sit here watch a video and not fight.....PLEASE!!!!!

  • She always gives me a climax ;)

  • The second Gommorah climax shows that Bayonetta thinks with Portals.

    

  • I guess she would even go mortal kombat on Alucards, Kratos and Dantes ass.

  • @Opalauge88 Dante's a little pussy with gay hair. Kratos is the father of brutal & killing. He'd whoop Bayonetta's ass easily.

  • @Tributes2Point1 Yeah, And only one who can kill Kratos is (remembers GOW 3 ending).....sadly is himself.

    :(

  • @Tributes2Point1 he could, but first he's gotta get over blaming all of his problems on everyone else and actually kill something that's really only slightly more powerful than a regular human.

  • @HyperSonicSquall Haha, words of someone who hasn't payed attention to the game... at all.

  • @Tributes2Point1 he spends the first game brooding over killing his own family and whining about Ares causing all the trouble in his life.

    And in the second game he does little other than talk shit about Zeus and the other gods for not letting him an hero.

    Lastly in the third game it's all brutal, pointless murder, crying about how everything is the fault of Zeus, and finally killing his dumb self.

    Seriously, Kratos is a faggot and a bitch. And he can eat a dick.

  • @HyperSonicSquall Way to go to wikipedia. You're just mad he's better than Bayonetta & most video game characters who think their worthy of being as great as him. I'm not arguing because you know you'd do all those things if you were him. What are they gonna' do, make him kill people for no reason? Then people would criticize the story, idiot. Are you that stupid?

  • @Tributes2Point1 All I hear is a lot of dick licking.

  • @Tributes2Point1 Fuck you. Kratos is a fucking queer and his game sucks donkey balls.

  • @JIMPACHRAL Ow, that really hurts me & him on the inside. Truly. Not.

  • @Tributes2Point1 LOL!!!! That really hurted you? You need to go grow sum, you pussy. XD

  • @JIMPACHRAL Ow, stop, you're offending me. Really.

  • @Tributes2Point1 If you can't take that, then you need to get your pussy ass off the web, you dp loving faggot. Hahaha!!!

  • Buugerrr and i didnt make anytime for pillow talk :( i luve it xD

  • Love the one at 3:29, they just stop for a second and then hit the ball non stop. XD

  • So in other words a pad that cheats for you on the Gigaton parts for climax and such, tsk tsk you sir should learn from the master. He who can click a mouse a couple hundred times in a minute :)

  • Holy mother-....d-damn she is FREAKING Epic...heck...I wouldn't be surprised if she gave the birth of the Term Epic......damn totally awe- no...she's even beyond WORDS.

  • lol at 3:31

    *Misses*

    Uhhhh...

    *starts punching*

  • Really great work! :D

  • and what exactly is hori pad ? o.O

  • @FantasyFan4Eva: It's a pad from a very famous japanese company that makes pads and joysticks, Hori.

  • @Shendue well im using link pad its almost the same ! :D

  • You have some good video editing skills.

  • lmaooooooooooo omg i love love this game men

  • Bayonetta is hella beast lol

  • what's the name of the music that plays on the fights?

  • shes basically a version of devil may crys dante.....its in the attitude im not saying the game is a ripoff im saying she is pretty mcuh like dante in how sarcastic and shit she is

  • The game is ridiculous, but it's so over the top that is genuinely awesome. And the gameplay is fucking orgasmic.

  • This game is way too reckless

  • hahaha! 0:15 - om nom nom nom

  • This video is awesome, i had wondered if there were any turbo pads, how many points you could get if you had one and used it for this game. Glad I found this video. Also wish I could download this in 720HD :( I bought bayonetta, but I took it back to the store after I completed it. I would just like to have this video for a keepsake. Anyway qwerasdf011

    can you upload this video somewhere else? Like megavideo or something?

  • SSTTTTFFFFFUUUUUUUU

  • lol

  • The 360 buttons hurt my hands. A Better controller would be so useful.

  • @meirus guess your hands are made of wet paper and glass fragments

  • You're cool for flinging insults at some random dood on the internet. GG internet tough guy.

  • you just insulted yourself. and the box 360 controller is awesome, much better than any controller out right now

  • So you're telling me that you're offended that I hate the 360 controller? So it's not just being an internet tough guy, you're a fanboy. Cool. The 360 controller is better for FPS games, I'll give you that, the trigger is perfect. But for a game like bayonetta I'll never reserve my opinion that a ps3 controller feels more comfortable to me. After all, that's what it is, an opinion.

  • i never said i was offended, and the ps3 controller isnt built as solidly

  • So why insult me in the first place? Just simple childishness then?

  • No, you gave absolutely no reason for it and the insult is obviously a stupid one. I could have given one much better but there was no need for it. Next time just give a reason

  • Um. I gave a reason. I said that the 360's buttons hurt my hands. Duh?

  • Yes but you didn't say why

  • o_O Then you could have asked me why instead of going ahead and insulting me. First off, if they hurt my hands, they hurt my hands, no one can tell me they don't, or that my hands are fragile, because they don't know me.

    Second off, it's because the buttons are round and hard, the r trigger is meant for FPS games so it doesn't so so well for what i need it for, and it's overall much harder to mash the buttons for tortures compared to a Ps3 controller, which I tested myself.

  • yeah, i cant say that yuor hands hurt and i cant judge your opinion, but instead of you just saying the xbox 360 controller hurt your hands you could have said right in that comment why. then i would not have needed to "insult" you by saying your hands were made of wet paper and glass fragments. seiously you are such a pussy if you think that is an insult

  • It's an insult. So is calling me a Pussy. Just goes to show you have no respect for others, nor the knowledge/ intellect to know what an insult is in the first place.

  • I know what an insult is, but if you are offended by me saying that your hands are made of wet paper and glass fragment, then you seriously are a pussy. And I have respect for others, just not on the internet, because it doesn't matter and im never going to see you in real life.

  • Telling someone their hands are made wet paper and glass fragments most certainly is an insult. And the fact that you don't have respect for people because you won't see them face to face just shows you're a coward on top of a troll. Keep talking, you're giving me more of your stupidity to work with.

  • I didn't say it wasn't an insult, I said that if you are offended by it you are a pussy. And if o did see you in real life, I would say the same thing to you. And why the fick are you acting and defending yourself so strongly, like it meant your life talking about how I insulted you by saying your hands were made of wet paper and glass? I would laugh if somebody said that to me and Is this your first time you got owned on the Internet and you are getting all fussy about it and crying.

  • It was an insult, stop trying to act like you weren't insulting me. And you wouldn't say that to me in real life, because I'm sure you're an anti-confrontational "Pussy" as you call me that likes to throw insults at people to compensate for something they can't do in real life. clearly you're the one being defensive here and trying to cover it up by making me out to be crying.

    tl;dr version: U mad, nigga.

  • I didn't say it wasn't an insult u dumbass, i dsid if you were offended by it you were a pussy. And you can't tell me what I would do in real life if i met you, becuase it didn't happen. This stems off about what you said about how the xbox 360 controller and how it hurts your hands. i can't tell you that it doesn't hurt your hands, becuase it apperantly does, you little crybaby pussy. Same way you can't tell me what I would say in real life to you, and saying that makes you a fucking hypocrite

  • tl;dr. Cool story bro.

  • I agree, depending on how you press the buttons, the 360 controller can hurt your hands because the buttons are sort of rounded, whlie the ps3 buttons are flat. Pressing the 360 buttons repeatedly in bayonetta can hurt your hands. I know what your talking about. But your entire discussion made me laugh. I had a conversation that totally went off topic from the video because some youtube hater was bored and painted a target on me.

  • yeah I agree. I went off topic with it. But really I think I was bored as well, otherwise I wouldn't have even acknowledged this guy.

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