angels seem pretty bad in this game.. I still don't get the story but I <3 bayonetta. can someone explain why they were trying to ressurect jubileus or whatever?
@kittenbut1 many of the worshipers in the beginning of the game and at the start of requiem wish for jubileus the creator to come into being,destroy the world,and have it begin anew.think of it as the gods reset button :D
@kittenbut1 [BIGGEST FUCKING SPOILER ALERT EVER!!] The angels are under the control of Balder, Bayonetta's father, who wants to ressurect Jubilius to create a perfect world of The human world, Paradise, and the Inferno, essentially destroying Purgatory.
oh my god people stop fighting will ya. I mean seriously this is why i am starting to hate youtube, you cant watch a single video or read fucking comments with there being some kind of nasty ass arguement going on. for the love of god i was reading comments on a fucking video about kittens and there were people tearing eachothers heads off. for once in peoples god damn lives can we please just sit here watch a video and not fight.....PLEASE!!!!!
@Tributes2Point1 he could, but first he's gotta get over blaming all of his problems on everyone else and actually kill something that's really only slightly more powerful than a regular human.
@HyperSonicSquall Way to go to wikipedia. You're just mad he's better than Bayonetta & most video game characters who think their worthy of being as great as him. I'm not arguing because you know you'd do all those things if you were him. What are they gonna' do, make him kill people for no reason? Then people would criticize the story, idiot. Are you that stupid?
So in other words a pad that cheats for you on the Gigaton parts for climax and such, tsk tsk you sir should learn from the master. He who can click a mouse a couple hundred times in a minute :)
Holy mother-....d-damn she is FREAKING Epic...heck...I wouldn't be surprised if she gave the birth of the Term Epic......damn totally awe- no...she's even beyond WORDS.
shes basically a version of devil may crys dante.....its in the attitude im not saying the game is a ripoff im saying she is pretty mcuh like dante in how sarcastic and shit she is
This video is awesome, i had wondered if there were any turbo pads, how many points you could get if you had one and used it for this game. Glad I found this video. Also wish I could download this in 720HD :( I bought bayonetta, but I took it back to the store after I completed it. I would just like to have this video for a keepsake. Anyway qwerasdf011
can you upload this video somewhere else? Like megavideo or something?
So you're telling me that you're offended that I hate the 360 controller? So it's not just being an internet tough guy, you're a fanboy. Cool. The 360 controller is better for FPS games, I'll give you that, the trigger is perfect. But for a game like bayonetta I'll never reserve my opinion that a ps3 controller feels more comfortable to me. After all, that's what it is, an opinion.
No, you gave absolutely no reason for it and the insult is obviously a stupid one. I could have given one much better but there was no need for it. Next time just give a reason
o_O Then you could have asked me why instead of going ahead and insulting me. First off, if they hurt my hands, they hurt my hands, no one can tell me they don't, or that my hands are fragile, because they don't know me.
Second off, it's because the buttons are round and hard, the r trigger is meant for FPS games so it doesn't so so well for what i need it for, and it's overall much harder to mash the buttons for tortures compared to a Ps3 controller, which I tested myself.
yeah, i cant say that yuor hands hurt and i cant judge your opinion, but instead of you just saying the xbox 360 controller hurt your hands you could have said right in that comment why. then i would not have needed to "insult" you by saying your hands were made of wet paper and glass fragments. seiously you are such a pussy if you think that is an insult
It's an insult. So is calling me a Pussy. Just goes to show you have no respect for others, nor the knowledge/ intellect to know what an insult is in the first place.
I know what an insult is, but if you are offended by me saying that your hands are made of wet paper and glass fragment, then you seriously are a pussy. And I have respect for others, just not on the internet, because it doesn't matter and im never going to see you in real life.
Telling someone their hands are made wet paper and glass fragments most certainly is an insult. And the fact that you don't have respect for people because you won't see them face to face just shows you're a coward on top of a troll. Keep talking, you're giving me more of your stupidity to work with.
I didn't say it wasn't an insult, I said that if you are offended by it you are a pussy. And if o did see you in real life, I would say the same thing to you. And why the fick are you acting and defending yourself so strongly, like it meant your life talking about how I insulted you by saying your hands were made of wet paper and glass? I would laugh if somebody said that to me and Is this your first time you got owned on the Internet and you are getting all fussy about it and crying.
It was an insult, stop trying to act like you weren't insulting me. And you wouldn't say that to me in real life, because I'm sure you're an anti-confrontational "Pussy" as you call me that likes to throw insults at people to compensate for something they can't do in real life. clearly you're the one being defensive here and trying to cover it up by making me out to be crying.
I didn't say it wasn't an insult u dumbass, i dsid if you were offended by it you were a pussy. And you can't tell me what I would do in real life if i met you, becuase it didn't happen. This stems off about what you said about how the xbox 360 controller and how it hurts your hands. i can't tell you that it doesn't hurt your hands, becuase it apperantly does, you little crybaby pussy. Same way you can't tell me what I would say in real life to you, and saying that makes you a fucking hypocrite
I agree, depending on how you press the buttons, the 360 controller can hurt your hands because the buttons are sort of rounded, whlie the ps3 buttons are flat. Pressing the 360 buttons repeatedly in bayonetta can hurt your hands. I know what your talking about. But your entire discussion made me laugh. I had a conversation that totally went off topic from the video because some youtube hater was bored and painted a target on me.
"3:37 Sockem Boppers, Bitches!", says Dick Cheney
BloodyFargo0129 10 hours ago
Turbo Buttons Rule.
AdonisTyger20XX 2 days ago
AVOCADO
hamtamnam 2 weeks ago
is it me or is the sound quality of this vid awesome?
sailornaruto39 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
i love how she do the pose to summoning a demonic hair monster
MrExerionz 3 weeks ago
whoever can press the buttons that fast: he is a genius
Tigrius5564 3 weeks ago
3:00
Forever alo- Oh, wait, he's dead...
sierraleon100 1 month ago
Lat is very EPIC
Armaged 1 month ago
Bayonetta sure does put the "Stylish" in "Stylish Action"
Dremancer 1 month ago
0:46 DAT SLAP XDDDD
Puszkins89 1 month ago
how do you do to play multiple clips without music to add just one song?
erick117O 2 months ago in playlist More videos from qwerasdf011
3:29 to 3:48
Who else started laughing?! XD
BudokaiTH 3 months ago
I wonder what it would be like having Bayonetta as a sister...or mother...
mellogirlfriend 3 months ago
Bayonetta is so much more that badass than Dante...
TheTitanrok 4 months ago in playlist More videos from qwerasdf011
lmfao at 0: 46
beyonettas like "NUH TUCH" *slap* >:D
Gingababe123 4 months ago 2
oops i mean 3:20
HuffytheMagicDragon 5 months ago
0:29 for some poor sportsmanship
HuffytheMagicDragon 5 months ago
lolz @ 3:20
ToaLewa6 5 months ago
:o you are like the best player ever!!! I can barely make it to "Max bonus" on angel slayer.. :D
marylandcrab99 6 months ago
@marylandcrab99 Read the description, "... using turbo buttons".
xjxm 6 months ago
angels seem pretty bad in this game.. I still don't get the story but I <3 bayonetta. can someone explain why they were trying to ressurect jubileus or whatever?
kittenbut1 6 months ago 11
@kittenbut1 many of the worshipers in the beginning of the game and at the start of requiem wish for jubileus the creator to come into being,destroy the world,and have it begin anew.think of it as the gods reset button :D
bayonettdemon 4 months ago
@bayonettdemon ohhh like the flood
kittenbut1 4 months ago
@kittenbut1 It was to unite the Trinity of Realities, which in a sense is the end of the world as we know it.
JasondeLEpee 1 month ago
@kittenbut1 [BIGGEST FUCKING SPOILER ALERT EVER!!] The angels are under the control of Balder, Bayonetta's father, who wants to ressurect Jubilius to create a perfect world of The human world, Paradise, and the Inferno, essentially destroying Purgatory.
chiyuubi 1 week ago
anyone else watching this with their left hand on the mouse?
cartrifride 6 months ago 26
@cartrifride lol got a kleenex?
HuffytheMagicDragon 5 months ago
i cannot believe people are that ......... fighting over video game characters, I mean Really. They not real seriously.
LEARZTIM 6 months ago
@LEARZTIM
Hahaha I thought the same thing... If they were real I would understand..but a game char? nah, not worth it. Kinda funny to read tho.
KairiMelodya 6 months ago
@KairiMelodya yeah it is lol
LEARZTIM 6 months ago
bayoneta is stronger then dante dmc but draws with kratos but bullet witch has better magic
parrisdaley 7 months ago
oh my god people stop fighting will ya. I mean seriously this is why i am starting to hate youtube, you cant watch a single video or read fucking comments with there being some kind of nasty ass arguement going on. for the love of god i was reading comments on a fucking video about kittens and there were people tearing eachothers heads off. for once in peoples god damn lives can we please just sit here watch a video and not fight.....PLEASE!!!!!
shadeofdeadlynight 7 months ago
She always gives me a climax ;)
brolyservant 8 months ago
The second Gommorah climax shows that Bayonetta thinks with Portals.
13thKaze 9 months ago
I guess she would even go mortal kombat on Alucards, Kratos and Dantes ass.
Opalauge88 9 months ago
@Opalauge88 Dante's a little pussy with gay hair. Kratos is the father of brutal & killing. He'd whoop Bayonetta's ass easily.
Tributes2Point1 9 months ago
@Tributes2Point1 Yeah, And only one who can kill Kratos is (remembers GOW 3 ending).....sadly is himself.
:(
18bryflo1 9 months ago
@Tributes2Point1 he could, but first he's gotta get over blaming all of his problems on everyone else and actually kill something that's really only slightly more powerful than a regular human.
HyperSonicSquall 7 months ago
@HyperSonicSquall Haha, words of someone who hasn't payed attention to the game... at all.
Tributes2Point1 7 months ago
@Tributes2Point1 he spends the first game brooding over killing his own family and whining about Ares causing all the trouble in his life.
And in the second game he does little other than talk shit about Zeus and the other gods for not letting him an hero.
Lastly in the third game it's all brutal, pointless murder, crying about how everything is the fault of Zeus, and finally killing his dumb self.
Seriously, Kratos is a faggot and a bitch. And he can eat a dick.
HyperSonicSquall 7 months ago
@HyperSonicSquall Way to go to wikipedia. You're just mad he's better than Bayonetta & most video game characters who think their worthy of being as great as him. I'm not arguing because you know you'd do all those things if you were him. What are they gonna' do, make him kill people for no reason? Then people would criticize the story, idiot. Are you that stupid?
Tributes2Point1 7 months ago
@Tributes2Point1 All I hear is a lot of dick licking.
HyperSonicSquall 7 months ago
@Tributes2Point1 Fuck you. Kratos is a fucking queer and his game sucks donkey balls.
JIMPACHRAL 7 months ago
@JIMPACHRAL Ow, that really hurts me & him on the inside. Truly. Not.
Tributes2Point1 7 months ago
@Tributes2Point1 LOL!!!! That really hurted you? You need to go grow sum, you pussy. XD
JIMPACHRAL 7 months ago
@JIMPACHRAL Ow, stop, you're offending me. Really.
Tributes2Point1 7 months ago
@Tributes2Point1 If you can't take that, then you need to get your pussy ass off the web, you dp loving faggot. Hahaha!!!
JIMPACHRAL 7 months ago
Buugerrr and i didnt make anytime for pillow talk :( i luve it xD
xzF1nalH3artzx 11 months ago
Love the one at 3:29, they just stop for a second and then hit the ball non stop. XD
OHYAYful 1 year ago
So in other words a pad that cheats for you on the Gigaton parts for climax and such, tsk tsk you sir should learn from the master. He who can click a mouse a couple hundred times in a minute :)
chopomo 1 year ago
Holy mother-....d-damn she is FREAKING Epic...heck...I wouldn't be surprised if she gave the birth of the Term Epic......damn totally awe- no...she's even beyond WORDS.
Devilmayscream 1 year ago
lol at 3:31
*Misses*
Uhhhh...
*starts punching*
Chiefsplayr17 1 year ago
Really great work! :D
joeluchiha 1 year ago
and what exactly is hori pad ? o.O
FantasyFan4Eva 1 year ago
@FantasyFan4Eva: It's a pad from a very famous japanese company that makes pads and joysticks, Hori.
Shendue 1 year ago
@Shendue well im using link pad its almost the same ! :D
FantasyFan4Eva 1 year ago
You have some good video editing skills.
mkfan786 1 year ago
lmaooooooooooo omg i love love this game men
ARIAS21229 1 year ago
Bayonetta is hella beast lol
aXuaLiAlex 1 year ago
what's the name of the music that plays on the fights?
TheSlimeHunter 1 year ago
shes basically a version of devil may crys dante.....its in the attitude im not saying the game is a ripoff im saying she is pretty mcuh like dante in how sarcastic and shit she is
thestache09 1 year ago
The game is ridiculous, but it's so over the top that is genuinely awesome. And the gameplay is fucking orgasmic.
Eyaculandoenellodo2 1 year ago
This game is way too reckless
PhoenixCrusar 1 year ago
hahaha! 0:15 - om nom nom nom
ChantingBlackAngel 2 years ago
This video is awesome, i had wondered if there were any turbo pads, how many points you could get if you had one and used it for this game. Glad I found this video. Also wish I could download this in 720HD :( I bought bayonetta, but I took it back to the store after I completed it. I would just like to have this video for a keepsake. Anyway qwerasdf011
can you upload this video somewhere else? Like megavideo or something?
utoobninja 2 years ago
SSTTTTFFFFFUUUUUUUU
vmagnum91 2 years ago
lol
utoobninja 2 years ago
The 360 buttons hurt my hands. A Better controller would be so useful.
meirus 2 years ago
@meirus guess your hands are made of wet paper and glass fragments
boomguy12345 2 years ago
You're cool for flinging insults at some random dood on the internet. GG internet tough guy.
meirus 2 years ago
you just insulted yourself. and the box 360 controller is awesome, much better than any controller out right now
boomguy12345 2 years ago
So you're telling me that you're offended that I hate the 360 controller? So it's not just being an internet tough guy, you're a fanboy. Cool. The 360 controller is better for FPS games, I'll give you that, the trigger is perfect. But for a game like bayonetta I'll never reserve my opinion that a ps3 controller feels more comfortable to me. After all, that's what it is, an opinion.
meirus 2 years ago
i never said i was offended, and the ps3 controller isnt built as solidly
boomguy12345 2 years ago
So why insult me in the first place? Just simple childishness then?
meirus 2 years ago
No, you gave absolutely no reason for it and the insult is obviously a stupid one. I could have given one much better but there was no need for it. Next time just give a reason
boomguy12345 2 years ago
Um. I gave a reason. I said that the 360's buttons hurt my hands. Duh?
meirus 2 years ago
Yes but you didn't say why
boomguy12345 2 years ago
o_O Then you could have asked me why instead of going ahead and insulting me. First off, if they hurt my hands, they hurt my hands, no one can tell me they don't, or that my hands are fragile, because they don't know me.
Second off, it's because the buttons are round and hard, the r trigger is meant for FPS games so it doesn't so so well for what i need it for, and it's overall much harder to mash the buttons for tortures compared to a Ps3 controller, which I tested myself.
meirus 2 years ago
yeah, i cant say that yuor hands hurt and i cant judge your opinion, but instead of you just saying the xbox 360 controller hurt your hands you could have said right in that comment why. then i would not have needed to "insult" you by saying your hands were made of wet paper and glass fragments. seiously you are such a pussy if you think that is an insult
boomguy12345 2 years ago
It's an insult. So is calling me a Pussy. Just goes to show you have no respect for others, nor the knowledge/ intellect to know what an insult is in the first place.
meirus 2 years ago
I know what an insult is, but if you are offended by me saying that your hands are made of wet paper and glass fragment, then you seriously are a pussy. And I have respect for others, just not on the internet, because it doesn't matter and im never going to see you in real life.
boomguy12345 2 years ago
Telling someone their hands are made wet paper and glass fragments most certainly is an insult. And the fact that you don't have respect for people because you won't see them face to face just shows you're a coward on top of a troll. Keep talking, you're giving me more of your stupidity to work with.
meirus 2 years ago
I didn't say it wasn't an insult, I said that if you are offended by it you are a pussy. And if o did see you in real life, I would say the same thing to you. And why the fick are you acting and defending yourself so strongly, like it meant your life talking about how I insulted you by saying your hands were made of wet paper and glass? I would laugh if somebody said that to me and Is this your first time you got owned on the Internet and you are getting all fussy about it and crying.
boomguy12345 2 years ago
It was an insult, stop trying to act like you weren't insulting me. And you wouldn't say that to me in real life, because I'm sure you're an anti-confrontational "Pussy" as you call me that likes to throw insults at people to compensate for something they can't do in real life. clearly you're the one being defensive here and trying to cover it up by making me out to be crying.
tl;dr version: U mad, nigga.
meirus 2 years ago
I didn't say it wasn't an insult u dumbass, i dsid if you were offended by it you were a pussy. And you can't tell me what I would do in real life if i met you, becuase it didn't happen. This stems off about what you said about how the xbox 360 controller and how it hurts your hands. i can't tell you that it doesn't hurt your hands, becuase it apperantly does, you little crybaby pussy. Same way you can't tell me what I would say in real life to you, and saying that makes you a fucking hypocrite
boomguy12345 2 years ago
tl;dr. Cool story bro.
meirus 2 years ago
I agree, depending on how you press the buttons, the 360 controller can hurt your hands because the buttons are sort of rounded, whlie the ps3 buttons are flat. Pressing the 360 buttons repeatedly in bayonetta can hurt your hands. I know what your talking about. But your entire discussion made me laugh. I had a conversation that totally went off topic from the video because some youtube hater was bored and painted a target on me.
utoobninja 2 years ago
yeah I agree. I went off topic with it. But really I think I was bored as well, otherwise I wouldn't have even acknowledged this guy.
meirus 2 years ago