Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - WCTR (Entertaining America Segment #1)

[jafri]

Jack Howitzer take his movie way too seriously lol...

[gluesniffer2]

OMG i wish this movie was real lol

[MegaHari7861]

lol t bagging

[kaykko]

"LOVE T BAGGING!" lolololol!!

[snipperbes]

"YOU THINK STEROIDS SHRANK MY GENITALS?"

"N-no, i'm sure they're huge"

[makotomikami]

TOUCH 'EM OR DIE! xDD

[TheMotorstormer]

Dammit his brain is leaking! HELP!

LOL I crashed my car from laughing here.

[KerrDogga]

im into walking too! =P

[ply61]

the first time i hear this y make a big

LOL¡¡¡¡

[szmty]

I dunno why the announcer says that this is the most boring show. I LOL'D all the way between 0:00 and 6:09

[Kolbatsu]

you suck Tim

[Raidenx3499]

No time to cry, only time to die! WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM, BITCHES! BBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH!!!

[lucleproductions]

Kifflom

[n00berania]

Special Kid: Tim, you're so stupid! You count with your fingers!

*shot in the face*

Tim: You wanna party with me?! BRING IT ON!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheTpl34]

This segment can be the most memorable in WCTR and also,San Andreas because of Jack Howitzer, or should I say "Mark Howitbitch"!That right for a mark-ass bullshit asshole to face death trial because I want him to die!!!Hear me, DIE,MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InternetSurfer1996]

"The Dex."

[OzzyMandez]

'Touch 'em or die!'

LOL

[Vanhalenarmy5150]

Isnt that the guy from gta vice city v rock?

[flychicksandy]

@Vanhalenarmy5150 lmao I thik it is!

[oneleg5]

@Vanhalenarmy5150 no thats lazlow he comes in during te 2nd interveiw on this i think this is just some other random dude

[TheTpl34]

This segment is full of gunshots, as in Jack Howitzer, or should i say, "Jack Howitbitch", is pulling out his SMG.

[TheTpl34]

WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM, BITCHES!!!!

[fredespanish]

"Darius Fontaine made the Inversion Therapy!!!!!!! " -

[kbailey1995]

XD i listen to this radio station every time i play the game its hilarious!!!!!!!

[StardaleDarchenlight]

@TheTpl34: It's not just Super Balita Sa Umaga. Even the afternoon and evening editions use this theme. The WCTR main news theme is also used in DZRH's Nationwide Balita.

[bassplyr908]

this film can not be rated LOL

[venomfanatic]

the best parts i loved :P

1st the trailer

2nd after he said "i'll shoot those bastards with this the family killer!!!"

3rd the end of the conversation "there's only one  thing to do,i've got to defend freedom,no time to cry,only time to die,welcome to the land of freedom bitches!

[DannX4484]

lmao the enging!!

[ForelliBoy]

"That's love, teabagging."

Video gaming philosophy in three words. :3

[BangingMash]

"No juice and cookies!!

You SUCK Tim!!"

LMAO!!

[beatersanchez]

5:16 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[keonisan]

god damn i want to see that movie, exploder also

[toxicpickle]

lol i love this even though he's making fun of stallone...he is got

[Solenor92]

Dear god, if only radio was really like this...

[StardaleDarchenlight]

There'd be a journalist that will be killed everyday if radio (or the media) is like that...brandishing guns in the studio....like this!

[TampaBayRays9]

@Solenor92 Howard Stern show before Sirius...

[MegaHari7861]

@Solenor92 yeah it would be funny

[Headbanger142]

Welcome to the land of freedom BITCHES!

[sciencemile]

Ah yes, Jack Howitzer; future Governor of San Andreas ;)

[Adunn88]

Thats a brilliant name to give a gun XD

[ricky8541]

can u send thse to me please i freaking enjoy lisening to wctr

[TheVicecity3]

R.I.P Billy Dexter LOL.

[marcoccia1]

this is my number 1 gta moment its funny as hell

[TampaBayRays9]

" They haven't shrunk, touch 'em."

[here4good]

"and i will explain the secrets of the universe to everyone"

yeah, that kinda sealed his fate. lol.

[sciencemile]

I figured out what he was going to say though; notice he kept saying "Kiphlam". He was part of that one Cult run by Darius Fontaine, so it was probably along the lines of what Fontaine was preaching in a later Segment.

[StardaleDarchenlight]

Isn't the Epsilom Program made by Chris Formage? Darius Fontaine made the Inversion Therapy. ;)

[sciencemile]

Oops, yeah...<.< lol

[SmokeOnTheWater01]

Haha 0.09 Richard Goblin, hes the chef on LCFR in Liberty City Stories!

[Domk931]

rofl, poor billy, this is soo funny, id like to see this film!

[LVA4L]

"Relax it wasn't even loaded" BANG "OH SHIT! I Guess it was!" LOL! Jack was so funny. Poor Billy though.

[GoonzD39]

HAHAHAHA

[nobunaga47]

NO TIME TO CRY, ONLY TIME TO DIE!!!

[mrsnubeh]

heh awsome to bad mine is broke now

[kyboy2142]

weird this was never on my game

[RusianSpy]

It only appears at a certain time.

[oneleg5]

@kyboy2142 its only on the game in the begining of the game the interveiws and stuff always change on the game through out the game while completing certain missions this is only on the game until the mission the green sabre so....