Funniest Sheldon Rant

[SaddleUp213]

the way he said "awe." made me laugh haha

[immaninja80]

that would be the coolist thing EVER!!

[immaninja80]

that would be the coolist thing EVER!!

[VelaToNorma7]

Didn't even crack a smile. Community gets put on hiatus and this shit is still on the air? CBS and this show are a joke.

[QuesoGr7]

@VelaToNorma7

TROLLZOR!

[HarryPotter812970]

Sheldon is so cute. :)

[Futurepast1000]

Great scene!

[TheDoctorHarkness]

I love the heartfelt "aww" XD

[BlondieDoReMi]

Sheldon why are you so adorable?!

[SoapQueenRina]

You'll never guess what just happened!

You went out in the hallway stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you five thousand years into the future, Where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time-machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year seventy ten where we are transported to work at the think-a-thorium, by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?!

No.

Awe.

[MyBlastoiseIsBigger]

Sheldon drives me crazy! Little kid that thinks he is smart 'cause he don't play the banjo! That is just my opinion.

[ih8momjokes1]

I love Sheldon and penny together -3 I fken hate brown guy with penny.

[RodneyisGodney]

Love Sheldon's "Ooooh." So funny!

[xXShrinkWrapXx]

I fucking love Sheldon!

[crazycaitie100]

the thinkatorium so imaginative!

[BREkatt]

I make up some silly place that my friend may have gone to if they ask guess where i went

[Capesports4]

What? That's a great future.

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

"Aw." I am in love.

[WeeklyAd3]

i somehow think that inside jim is sheldon. i mean, yeah he's a good actor but come on..

[sweetcaroline0019]

anybody else memorize this? :]

[Netherwolf6100]

Up until the Dolphin part, I was so totally into Sheldon's idea

[TheEastunder]

i'm surprised he included howard as someone to work in the thinkatorium

[sethenarios]

That is NOT the funniest Sheldon rant.

[shesthunderstorms23]

Telepathically controlled flying dolphins? Yes,please!

[mcra7xlover2015]

The look on Howard's face after Sheldon's rant was priceless(:

[mishmash1312]

HOW THE HELL DID THE WRITERS COME UP WITH THAT?! LOL

[avinball]

dam, you feel that "awe'

[Thegodsunwantedchild]

Hahaha, I wonder if he thought of that at a different time, or if he just made it up off the top of his head

[doow90]

@Thegodsunwantedchild Nah he read it off a script.

[Thegodsunwantedchild]

@doow90 No I mean the character Sheldon, not the actor

[norsknerd]

If this is the funnies rant, then the BBT is shit. . .

[postiekevk]

@norsknerd

It seems the show has a sense of humour which is either you love it or hate it. Some hate it. Others like myself, love it.

[aldodzb]

hahaha too good

[tiggerfan1968]

I want to go to the thinkatorium !

[fishielover1124]

Hahaha I love Sheldon <3 He's def one of my fav characters on BBT :D

[WolfGirl4489]

Awe:(

[hebiakatsuki]

if he had built a time machine he would of appeared when they were making their roomate agreement

[sorry8140]

didnt laugh

[dkereelis]

good guess sheldon

[ytgurlii]

Wud have been funny if after his ranting Leonard wud have said "no, i just found a nickel in the hallway".

[apeirce20]

The expression on Wolowitz's face. ahhaha

[ckTwilight7777]

"You went out in the hallway, and stumbled into a inter dimensional portal, which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the Advanced Technology to build a time machine and now your back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins"

"No"

"Awe"

[sammyrose2812]

oml keep pressing 9

[ilgwsm]

Awwwwh

He is to Cute :D

[keyana095]

The "awwwh"... TOO damn cute xD

[gigi1bokus]

Even i was disappointed after a set up like that. You can't just get your hopes up that high only to come back to this mundane reality where non off that is possible for us living in this time. Ow well, we can be thankfull we weren't born in the 1600 like the people of the 1600 had the unfortune to be and so on.

[sethseth1999]

@gigi1bokus they had the misfortune to not have this show to watch

[oneperson2person]

Leonard just stares at him because he knows Sheldon really thinks that's what happened.

[p3nathan]

I want a telpathically controlled flying dolphin. Damn it Leonard!!!

[apsilver17]

i would love for leonard to say yes lol that would be funny

[RVParsenal11]

@shanica0843 thanks- form the hearing impaired

[randyrhoadsbgp]

i want to memorize that comeback

[lewisstretch]

I luv Sheldon

[CtrlDae]

.... NOT FUNNY

[bourneagain22]

@gamesthatown No 2 people are the same - so stop trying to sound cool

[capeto08]

what happend to sec 25?

[jmk8646]

Nerds are awesome.

[stickyman32]

"No"

"Awe"

He was so disappointed:/

[WooferMcWooferson]

@stickyman32 It's awwww.



[nomittens4kittens]

That's not a rant... it's a guess.

[Eamenic1]

I actually slightly resemble Sheldon's personality but the opposite gender seems to endorse the televised version rather than real version. Wonder why? =P

[eatingtacos000]

pretty sure that guy is an actor and not actually a super genius. still, hilarious vid i love that show

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

What about FRICKEN SHARKS, WITH FRICKEN LAZER BEAMS, ATTACHED TO THEIR FRICKEN HEADS?!

[Cloudburst2000]

I want a telepathically controlled flying dolphin. That would be a totally awesome way to get to work :)

[VoidmasterNX]

Perfect example of "trying too hard", which is what this show is famous for.

[SingerFelicia]

His expression at the end of this cracks me up. He looked truly crushed! ♥ his acting!

[Leishmaniasisably]

9 people went out into their hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you five thousand years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year seventy ten where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins and thought this very offensive.

[DARKRIMASTER9000]

OOOO I WANNA TELEPATHIC FLYING DOLPHIN :{P

[valenciaCZ]

Some nerds might initially seem creepy but they are in fact pretty interesting and really nice once you you get to actually know them. I thought my nerdy boyfriend was really weird at first but turns out he's pretty cool and treat me much nicer than "normal" guys.

[TeToa]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh" *Sad Panda*

[Ibelieveinmisoul]

Hilarious. The actor is brilliant as Sheldon.

[RMick89]

I work at the thinkatorium. It is great.

[Vampryss42]

Well, Sheldon that was...oddly specific....

[b3astieboi2]

hes gay



[nollka]

I would love to see blooper from that :D

[8204380]

@nollka 

[mayej]

@nollka

Totally! I bet the blooper is funny as hell.

[TheWizardOfOsborne]

@nollka ...silly, nollka, jim parsons doesn't make mistakes

[nollka]

@TheWizardOfOsborne clearly you havent seen bloopers from the show ;)

[HaruOx]

I love random rants!

[hlgjazz]

hehehehe Sheldon is the best, I have to try to memorize that! :D

[Mermaidgirl1997]

he looks so sad when Lenord says "no"

[darrenholcomb42]

This scenario Sheldon just described-happens to me all the time.

[314marina]

You know, when people don't like a show, they are not supposed to be looking for videos about it. For example, I hate Two And A Half Men. Am I complaining in its videos? No. I, simply, don't watch it.

[Bourotte25]

god this is terrible...

[loghen01]

@TheWarden0o You're mad 'cause some lines are more technical than the usual "I got laid" (laughs) "I didn't" (laughs) you're used to?

[TheMinecraftNotchGuy]

@TheWarden0o ..No. You just don't understand it.

[rubydelta6]

Yes I memorized it!!!!!

[ImaginaryNightshade]

.. aww :(



[rubydelta6]

LOL I'm trying to memorize sheldons theory but it's so hard!

[sammyrose2812]

omg omg how cute was his 'ohh' at the end *_*

[GamesThatOwn]

I'm lol'ing a bit at all the comments that are in love with Sheldon. You DO realize there's THOUSANDS of single nerds out there that are single and miserable, but you like this one cause he's on TV. Likely, if a male with the exact same mind walked up to you and said hi, you would call him a creeper and walk away. Sad part is its totally true.

Do me a favor, find a nerd and make friends with him :)

[GamingIlluminated]

@GamesThatOwn not true with me :D

[iLiKeCeRe]

@GamesThatOwn thank you....i just wish everyone could see this

[alyangelallstar]

@GamesThatOwn I liked a nerd for 2 years and he ended up liking my friend instead..... can I get a gold star for trying?

[SupernaturalDR]

@GamesThatOwn to be fair there might be other nerdy guys there is only one sheldon cooper phd as with him i would put up with the annoying things he does cause he is funny

[Awkwardmongoose96]

@GamesThatOwn so true! The show has surprisingly accurate characters, and there are so many people who find Quantum Physics easier to grasp than social skills. :)

[MyRayray20]

@GamesThatOwn im sorry do you know everyone of these people NO

[nightmareX1993]

@GamesThatOwn FINALLY, someone says it!!!! whole reason my high school years sucked. uptight bitches all over the place, and none of them wanted to associate with real nerds

[AllisonAndromeda]

Umm...do you know any nerds who could say this line and still retain their nerd awesome? :) In all fairness though, decent nerd people are hard to come by. Nerds that actually are stalkers are a dime a dozen, sadly.

[20BCeltics]

@GamesThatOwn You're talking about the weird nerds. Sheldon is a cool nerd.

[vanessa17ashley]

@GamesThatOwn My best friend is like this. I also have a huge crush on him, so your comment is incorrect. Have a nice day :)

[MrFromUSA]

@vanessa17ashley To bad was talking to the people that already made comments about loving Sheldon, but think that real nerds are creepers. Thanks, and take a literary course to learn about the meaning of a passage. Try to argue with someone and don't even know what you're talking about. Come on, now. Get real...

[vanessa17ashley]

@MrFromUSA I'm fifteen. I was just interpreting what I thought they were talking about, which is what they are teaching us to do. I am, therefore, applying my knowledge to the best of my ability.

[JustFromScratch]

@GamesThatOwn No. I think we all like him because he's sexy. ;]

[IoEstasCedonta]

@GamesThatOwn The reason they like Sheldon is because he doesn't walk up to them and "say hi."

[flyersphan111]

@GamesThatOwn Sheldon and I have the exact same personality...

[daniyellowjello]

@GamesThatOwn It goes for guys too. Many nerdy guys, including the ones in this show, don't really go for nerds themselves.

[ShrikeCult]

@GamesThatOwn That may very well be the way you describe. If those nerds answered the you'll never guess what happened line with Sheldon's little speech, they would have friends.

[2t22tornadosiren]

@GamesThatOwn I'm in desperate need of more comments like this one

[This1sS0Stup1d]

@GamesThatOwn I would never want a friend like Sheldon, he's an arrogant jerk. A funny arrogant jerk with no social skills. But yes, I do have nerdy guy friends.

[funkyfranx]

@This1sS0Stup1d

He can't help it, he has asperger's syndrome. A form of autism.

[This1sS0Stup1d]

@funkyfranx Yeah, I get that.  Doesn't mean I want a friend that will constantly put me down for not being as smart as him.

[BlueManIan]

Good guess!

[MJFanz411]

i just want to hug him

[WelcomeTo66sick]

The only reason why people hate this show is either simply insulting it just for fun (because of its popularity) or they don't find it funny because they couldn't understand the jokes. Really pathetic; taking out all their hatred and anger on the Internet, that they couldn't do in real life. In other words, A BUNCH OF PUSSIES (or best defined = LOSERS).

Seriously. If some of them don't like it, why watch it? Simple as that. Or maybe they couldn't understand what I said.

Let me simply translat

[TheDamienZone]

its just a white urkel -- right?

[mishmash1312]

how does he remember that?

[divxsamsung]

@mishmash1312 Can u imagine doing that in front of a live audience with cameras rolling? Friggin INSANE!

[dimrify]

not a rant

[Ygdrasel]

Even his dischappointment is graceful!

[TheAmandaTSH]

His disappointmentis so cute

[MetalMonsterman05]

Lmao i just like the look on his face when he says "Awh" xD

[Straw972]

'You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimentional portal, which brought you five thousand years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year seventy ten where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?'

I wonder how long it took him to learn this line :P

[Ikuzo32]

@Straw972 don't copy my text :U

[Straw972]

@Ikuzo32 Who said I copied? I didn't even see your comment, and besides, I can do what I want.

[Unknowngamerface]

This isn't a "rant" but very funny :)

[Loki5Thousand]

Sheldon's dreams shattered

[BrokenTourniquet]

Oh Sheldon, we would make such nerdy babies. Won't you make nerdy babies with me please?

[ittems]

@BrokenTourniquet hey i want him after youu.

[clol159]

i love people who comment hate on these videos. i mean, they actually go out of their way to go on youtube and complain about something. OK, i respect your opinion on not liking the show. but please respect mine for thinking about how empty your life must be to hate on something just because you don't like or understand it? fine, don't like it...but why come on youtube just to troll about it?! :D

awwwww sheldon is adorable, i love how much he genuinely wants it to be true ;)

[Ygdrasel]

@clol159

It's funny because you went out of your way to complain about them...

[clol159]

@Ygdrasel i know, it's ironic, isn't it? ;) but nah, i wasn't really doing that. i was looking up big bang theory scenes because i love it. these people hate things so much that they watch the video just to insult it. i was just commenting on what i noticed quite a few comments were. but yeah, i suppose you could call me a hypocrite :P

[Empep12]

the sounds that come out of my mouth when i watch this show...

[Lovely122334]

haha love this show so much helps give me a smile during my blah days

[yuiop608]

best part is the oooh at the end

[TheAnimeExpert93]

Makes you wonder what our dear Sheldon dreams about...

[paulbottomley42]

I think this show would be a lot better if it were funny.

[Hellslayer1212]

Aww...

[buddhkist]

LOL! Marvelous!

[Nicolchen84]

poor JIM PARSONS...always have the longest lines xDDD

[GazzaCam]

it's not really a rant...

[cjc813]

My God... this show is terrible.

[Manguskahn]

@cjc813 You simply don't fit the target audience. Got watch Jersey Shore or 16 and Pregnant, those shows are better suited for you.

[Xroswarsfan]

@Manguskahn That is awesome!! Those shows suck!!

[xXxGlossyLemonxXx]

How the hell does he say that with a straight face?

[Ikuzo32]

''You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an interdimensional portal which brought you 5000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technologie to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010, where we are transported to work in the thinkatorium by telepathely controlled flying dolfins?''

[MB18932]

@Ikuzo32 No.

[Palmen1990]

@Ikuzo32 ok

[MrJayO1986]

@Ikuzo32 No.

[Anglomachian]

@MrJayO1986 Awww

[shaddowkillah]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAA­AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA.

Oh, no wait, it was just OK. That was the lol-track speaking.

[sammolikestoast]

@shaddowkillah They don't use a laugh track, it's all studio audience. So yeah, it must be funny :) *sheldon laugh*

[theresistancerises]

Sheldon's disappointment is super hilarious!

[gatedude07]

That would be pretty cool...

[NeoFreezz]

but... how's that a rant? :<

[POPSTAR221998]

''No.'' "Awh...''

[bonesstorage]

That dartborad is too low.

[justaguy12345]

1 person is stuck in the year 7010.

[kakarochuy]

1 person did not travel to the future...

[LegendofNate21728]

Im view 17,000

[SuperChinadoll3]

the dissapointment in the ''aw..''

[garyfrick03]

I love his "aw"...even when he couldn't bring his cat's to dinner when his mom came over and when he tripped down the stairs and broke is old mac...I LOVE DR. SHELDON COOPER...

[MegaSnoopey]

1 person watches elmo's world

[Kishuesfan]

I wonder what did happen

[zedkpea]

he was so disappointed :(

[yuppymuffin]

Leonard :no

Sheldon:aww

roflmao