MST3K Agent for H.A.R.M. 9/9

[RichterTheEternal]

Well, it does help with the plot convienence that the professor was an idiot and didn't have any other relatives in America to back up whether this girl was his niece or not. So, you'll just blindly accept anyone into your life as kinfolk, just cause their the same ethnic background as you are and they say so?

[iantlueck]

10:01 One of the best stingers ever.

[bloodrunsclear]

'I told you I wasn't the mop and broom type!'

Um...actually HE told you that O_o

[vonzigle]

And the plaintive clarinet laments the wretched spore that is this movie!!

[ElveeKaye]

"First, do no H.A.R.M."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hmm.... what should I almost wear today?

[nin8halos]

I could have sworn he said "accessory to the murder of my penis in Mexico."

[harukishinju]

@nin8halos Oh my God, now it's all I can hear!

[eldiablorojos]

"So the only thing he did in this movie was calle the Vienna Archery Association?"

[JackKlompus13]

Oh man, I love watching Mike and the bots disgusted like that. Hilarious.

[Irkedmv]

I'm gonna go vigil over by the cookies.

[ChaoticYak]

Dear Medical Examiner,

Put my friend in the best pail money can buy. Well, looks like I'm running out of room. Best wishes.

Adam "H.A.R.M." Chance.

[HayesAJones]

"With our reproductive organs."

[clshannon21]

"When in the world, visit a location near year."

[ferretgirl24]

First rule of women everywhere: first do no Harm.

[DragonNexus]

Always hated the credits music...it sounds too much like "Goodbye"

[DAVIDInitiative]

2:58

Crow getting up and trying to leave made this for me, followed shortly with,

"This movie can be used to induce vomiting."

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Ya know, @ 3:50, I think the only real ending I would accept is when Adam and Jim drop the whole 'Ladies Man' act and just admit their undying love for each other. They could actually open up to reveal the sensitive, lonely, and complex characterizations behind them and their motivations and...

...oh, who am I trying to kid?!? The end result would be the same!

*BARF!*

[Havokshammer]

You know what would have redeemed this movie for me? The whole last 10 minutes should just be the much hotter brunette working out on the "judo range".

[Gigrantula58]

I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to know.

[linzleel]

Well I Combed the liquor cabenet- Ba da DA DAAAA!

[ChaoticYak]

Let's see. Snappy. Something snappy. Boy, you've got a lot of hangers, huh? No!

[SmokingSpoon]

"Just saying goodbye, with our reproductive organ" hahaha!

This movie got everything; Micheal Jackson, Pewee grandfather, Data and a tiny sausage gun.

[johnnyfive22]

@SmokingSpoon

you mean prince. It was directed at prince

[watda74]

MIke and the Bots' blatant disgust for the smarm of H.A.R.M. is pure gold!! X-D

[afk9000]

@horcruxkiller

The Amish boy was a reference to the movie "The Witness." A little Amish boy witnesses a mob hit, and Harrison Ford has to protect him from gangsters so he can testify.

[drewcifer721]

So the only thing he did in this movie was call the Vienna Archery Association?

And failure to gimme "some"

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

hes sort of sexy when hes being condescending

[SVTcoolguy]

Wow this is the worst movie they've riffed lol

[mechris7022]

Ortega the snitch! How could he do that to Mike?

[cale42]

@mechris7022 I dunno. Mike was pretty mean to Ortega when he was catering that movie break.

[116Bears]

Why is she packing a suit and tie?

[norsef]

So his job was to protect a scientist who died protecting him and then his boss catches him fraternizing with a traitor and accomplice to the murder? That has to be at least a verbal cautioning or something.

[damnyoustamos]

So, the Russians still have their spore weapon, the US has no antidote, and the only man who could have devised one is dead. Good work, Adam. Take the rest of the day off.

[whoisdickieschnabel]

"Here's the wind-up....and there's the smarm!!"

[DrPoon]

Can I borrow your liver for the weekend?

[DarkPascual]

Ortega!!! The greatest since Torgo!

[Gomess]

Actually, she DIDN'T tell him she was the mop and broom type. He told *her* that. ...Oh, the writers never worked again anyway? Lovely.

[HystericalWoman]

She just had to register for that archery competition, didn't she? What a stupid plot.

[Hrothulf19]

@HystericalWoman No, see, it's tragic, she loved international archery competition so much that she was used by the evil geopolitical machine. I think there's a lesson in there for all of us.

[ChaoticYak]

Ah, the combination of the spaz chop and the pocket wound was just to much for the old man.

[cale42]

God damn was this a stupid Movie...and the MST3K guys had to watch it three or four times to get all the jokes and then again to film it!

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@cale42 they are truly selfless beings who labor for our enjoyment

[OzzyFan87]

dude needs some just for men

[OzzyFan87]

I need to watch a REAL spy film after this piece of shit. Im going to the library to rent Austin Powers. haha

[supermariofan03]

is that one of the kids from clonus horror and mixed up zombies?

[Tareltonlives]

I love Tom's little "DIE" there

[snikt2k10]

So, wait.....

Hang on, wait.

Hold up

Wait, just, hang on.

Hold it......waitaminute......... Just a second, here......

Whats this movie trying to be about?

[ChaoticYak]

The arrow was supposed to go in his face!

[dork94596]

04:40 "Can I borrow your liver for the weekend?"

[dork94596]

03:10 "You know, this movie can be used to induce vomitting."

[rsilkw2]

Yea I'm so confused with all the space mutiny comments, I mean I like them but still. You guys need to comment on the Diabolik episode too.

[crimsondragon555]

here's the wind up and theres the smarm lmao

[Llamabob9]

where'd the space mutiny comments come from?

[alexiaNBC]

Hey you can see Bill Corbet's arm as he's dragging Crow back. Look at 3:00 - 3:04

[mskittychic79]

@alexiaNBC nice catch! I had to scroll back to catch that lol.

[rcevey2]

It's just too bad H.A.R.M. didn't check out Angelface's story when she defected. Who was watching the apple pie then!

[watda74]

The Agent for S.M.A.R.M was too busy drooling over Baby Woman to even suspect her, a general task for superspies (suspicion, that is; not drooling).

"...and hoola hoops and Dungarees!"

BTW Don't have an explanation for what S.M.A.R.M. stands for yet, but working on it. lol

[Gomess]

When in the world, please visit a location near you!

[Tareltonlives]

"Here's the windup...and there's the smarm!"

"So the only thing he did was call the Vienna Archery competition!"

I want to give this movie a brown swirlie and put the hero in a wood chipper.

[Oppledeldoc]

This one was all right, but too many SOUND-ALIKE drinking jokes! When it came to Wendell Corey & David Janssen and the drinking jokes, they really didn't know when to say when.

[popecorkyI]

ironically enough, neither do Corey or Janssen

[sexyscholar]

"Ugh, now he's gonna go over and lightly kiss his boss."

[kalensc]

MST3K drinking game - take a shot every time he says Angelface.

You may die of alcohol poisoning, but really, who still has the will to live after seeing this.

[GorgeousMonty]

"Case closed -- and bar open. Lets go!"

[livinintwilightzone]

Hic...hic...just part of a...hic...machine...

[watda74]

DRINKIN' machine, if we can help it...hic...and the bar's open here, I'm gone!!

[nadair2112]

You know this movie can be used to induce vomiting.

[livinintwilightzone]

I had to stop it for a minute to take a breather. Felt a little upchuch there.

[popecorkyI]

not since Deathstalker has their been a less likable "hero".

[watda74]

Don't forget about Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttsteak, Slab Squatthrust...I'll be here all day. Aka Dave Ryder.

[popecorkyI]

oh, you mean Flint Ironstag

[watda74]

No, Bolt Vanderhuge!!! X-D

[popecorkyI]

no, I think it was Thick Mcrunfast

[Herr12]

Blast Hardcheese

[popecorkyI]

Bob Johnson

[popecorkyI]

...no, wait...

[Herr12]

Here comes the Lord of the Dance!

[popecorkyI]

Oh, I'm as excited as excited can be, I must say!

[Herr12]

Finally Christmas coming to Santa!!!

[popecorkyI]

Lemme just check you twice, here...

[Herr12]

-Listen me, lady!

-Doctot!

(Crow as Ryder)-Doctor Lady!

[popecorkyI]

OK, look alive everybody! Oh, sorry Susan...

[Herr12]

This must be the Underpants Testing Ground.

[popecorkyI]

MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!

[Herr12]

Mother Angelica aerobics. One more thing: Crow as a Bellarian!

[popecorkyI]

"You and your 80's."

"Your precious 80's"

"You know, it would've continued to be the 70's if not for you."

[Herr12]

Debbie Reynolds, Sting and God! I was going to do the Monster Mash...

[popecorkyI]

Coach'll totally reem me if I don't file my report

[vlcupper]

Another error?! God dammit! Fuck you Viacom!

[vlcupper]

What's Tom humming during the candlelight vigil?

[tonemenolc]

Sounds like "Michael row the boat ashore"  . (Halleluja)

[ElectricSwag]

Classic. NBC should put this show on instead of Leno six nights a week.

[t0t3n3ng3l]

@ElectricSwag With how often they knock off MST3K videos, I'm surprised they don't play reruns. =P

[BiVlogger]

"....and vegetable dip"

"What should I almost wear today?"

"I didn't tell the audience because I felt they didn't need to know."

[jrmarrero96]

"Level 5 smug alert!"

[popecorkyI]

George Clooney could take smug-lessons from this guy

[EternalGuardian07]

Die...

[OwenW002]

Adam: "I found this, her hotline to Malco."

Servo: "I didn't tell the audience because I didn't think they needed to know."

[swgmigraines]

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

[littlemac2929]

funny episode