3idiots Machine Definition [Eng Subtitle]

[siflora]

Lol

[klinmy]

can't believe amir khan is in his 40s already

[masterYOUtob]

1:09 CREEPER LAUGH!! haha

[ntabanify]

the movie must take so many awards

[BigsoccerB]

I hope parents will let their sons and daughters be what they want to be after they watch this movie!

[FaaarPS]

LOOOOOOOL

[jasonleung21]

2:30 to 3:08 is gd

[wtFitskira]

LIKE A BAUS.

[Luminean]

mother of god 

[ryanvelez]

ha! try talking to Mojo jojo...



[TargetNumber09]

Clickable interface that allows the input of packet data from the client personal computer to the YouTube server, described by a grey matte-metallic colored rectangle shaped object with several alphabets and a signage. Intended to be used as a mark of appreciation and in massive numbers also explains whether the video is worth watching or just another waste of time.

*What are you trying to say?

Like Button!

[nemakiccsavo]

been there, done that, same shit happened.

[Hacks91]

This is 9gag!!!!

[gugeng]

Brace yourself, 9gaggers are coming ;)

[LuccaLM]

@gugeng - Forever alone made a 9gag commentary, congratulations.

[expressfashionman89]

that teacher got pwned! by a baws

[MrRifqi16]

this is machine..up down up down :D

[lunadawn23]

This scene will always remind me how our math teacher keeps me out of the classroom all the time...but because of rancho now I'm inspired!

[MyNoobie123]

OMG INDIAN HARRY POTTER!! 1:31

[51909relapseminem]

i wonder how rancho knew the definition of a book

[yellowlynx]

@51909relapseminem He doesn't know, he improvised ..... that's is his creativity.

[mlak555]

boring...! Amir khan is boring guy...! Rajini rocks....

[nhiee28]

this was awesome..i watched this movie everyday..this is the best part of the movie..

[TheIshqTahir]

I got in a bet with my friend and I have to memorize this definition by tomorrow...and I got it !

[bjajkj]

there aren't 3 idiots

there are two, 2 that disliked this video, who can dislike this?

[lordalcadias]

@bjajkj But now, thee are three

[nickchin89]

this is the best indian movie i ever seen...... :)

[TheHero20111]

Chatur has two Youtube accounts

[coldplayfan11692]

chatur disliked this video

[correnereyes]

Hahaha!! That teacher is IDIOTS!!!!!

[SNAKEMASTER99]

what is the name of this movie ???

[forzainzaghi9]

@SNAKEMASTER99 3idiots

[EronSoriano]

THE SUBTITLE IS WRONG.

Rancho: Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information; that are illustrative, non-illustrative, hardbound, jacketed and non-jacketed, with foreword, introduction, table of contents, index; that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement, and education of human brains to sensory root of vision, sometimes touch.

Professor: What are you trying to say?

Rancho: Books, sir. Books. :)

[chindilindi888]

Very nice movie!!!

[senorsombodee]

LOL whitewashed indians.

[elsupladita17]

i love how he could look so sheepish! so cute!

[directions34]

0:54 the subtitle should be *Sir, actually we are surrounded by machines*

[xxcriminartxx]

OWNED

[xxcriminartxx]

OWNED

[matthewfemto]

Try this: lower your volume to below 20 and listen to the first 8 second... u will notice the professor say : "What is a p*ssy" LOL

[XXxBladeXGenesisxXX]

@matthewfemto Found It Trololol xD

[naughtynavraj]

is this the way of touching your zip n pulling it up and down, in front of the class while talking to ur teacher?

[renzagpasa01]

This vid's nice! I've heard many Indian movies contain clips with dancing and singing. Does this movie have that, too?

[niggapunch1994]

Best dialog ever lol

[svenskafaran]

he say's "...human brain through the sensory route of vision, sometimes touch" not 'the sense in route of vision'

then of course, "illustrated" instead of 'elastive' which is already mentioned...

Noob subtitles.

[ERICKSKIE23]

Telephone are machines? i thought that telephone is a device?

[TOKARTHEK]

@ERICKSKIE23 A MACHINE IS ALSO CALLED AS DEVICE, BOTH DEVICE & INSTRUMENTS ARE SAME

[bossyboots55]

so funny! this scene. and my teachers in school used to throw chalks at us !

[mayanklongiany]

hat ja re chokre,bheja na thokre,watt lag gayi rancho ke sir ki!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha ho hi hu he!!!

[mayanklongiany]

rancho ke sir ki watt lag gayi hhahhahahaahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xathis729]

Chatur and Virus dislike this video @@

[creamiekrisp]

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."

This scene is a perfect example for this quote. ^_^

[Megatravian]

3:01 subtitles are wrong it should be "I tried it before, it simply didn't work"

Cmon I got the movie!!!

[Megatravian]

actually, rancho's definition is correct lol

[143Akito]

hope i can memorize like rancho ...

[petshopboys77]

EPIC movie....

[noeminess]

FANTASTIC!!!!

[zeusprp]

Sir, Machine are any combination of body so connected that their relative motion are constrain in by which mean force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw or nut or a lever or a wrench turned about a fulcrum or a pulley that is vivid etc.. especially in construction more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts or civil mechanical elements as wheels , lever scam , etc.

^ Isn't this crazy or what? :P

[Itchybirds]

the 2 (dislikers) IDIOTS!!!!

[snehabr]

@Itchybirds...they are not idiots...they are chatur and virus..if they were idiots they would like it! :-)

[Shahin2447]

great sceneeeeeeeeeeee

[lonedrifter09]

that was sick ! :))

[mosesarellano1]

Good job rancho good job!!!!

[Celogreenfan]

err whoops, i meant "its feeling, not filling and in the sensory route of vision not sense in root of vision"

[Celogreenfan]

its feeling, not filling.. and en route of vision not in root

[nub66]

no subtitle when chatur gives his definition...

[mysticalcharmcaster]

lol the lecturer he looks stunned

[99sachi]

lol i could watch this all day

[MrDarkknight72]

Instruments that record,analyze,summarize,organ­ize,debate and explain information

that are illustrated and not-illustrated,hard-bound,pap­erback,jacketed or non-jacketed,with forward introduction,table of contents,index that are intented for the enlightenment,understanding,en­richment,enhancement and education of the human brain in sensory root of vision...sometimes touch.

that is the best 15 sec. of the movie

[3kingsandsam]

me too 3 idiots really caught my attention so nice..a breathtaking one.i've been touched when raju committed suicide and then rancho was cried..his amazing a crybaby one..hahaha

[dirtynails53]

I love Amiir Khan.I now love movies from India.have seen two so far...Slumdog millionaire and now 3 Idiots...........all very sensible.....Philippines loves u guys

[ukz1punjabiprincess]

will you please elaboarte?

[deiyavirj]

It's Illustrated and Non-Illustrated not elastive. -.-

[YsEVYBDYsoCRIUS]

the professor forgot his world for a moment

hahaha

[luigixlr8]

the best part is 1:11

[luigixlr8]

0:22 filling excited??>...

it should be feeling excited... =p

[cuteiz1]

whenever i have a problem.....i just think of this movie...aamir is really a master in this kind of entertainment........

[Kringerspice]

*I forgot something Sir

*What?

*Instruments that record, analyse, summarize, organize, debate and explain information that are elastive, non-elastive, hard bound, paper back, jacketed and non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for enlightenment, understanding, enhancement and education human brains of sense in root of vision... sometimes touch.

*(long pause) What are you trying to say?

*Books, sir. Books.

LOL!!! The movie is just so awesome! :D

[MrHsengiv]

@Kringerspice you also forgot enrichment it comes between understanding and enhancement

[JESSE75946]

up down up down xD!!

[Tomoyuki976]

This is hilarious, I've to admit. Best joke I've ever seen, and also so true.

[x3halo]

Owned

[nasirsuper100]

aamir khan is funny Aal Iz Well!!!!!!!!!!!!