Juggalo News - Funny Or Die #201

[sTxVengeance]

Scrolling down comments is like the only thing I like to read. They should make a comment book. Anyways, nice news show. Whoop whoop

[DaZombieSpot]

I wanna wake up and watch this on the news channel. The day will be started amazingly! ;D



[Supercooljordan12]

Wake Up MuthaFucka! Lol

[YarDarkwood]

Is it wrong that i want to bang murderbitch?



[WhiteDaedric]

@YarDarkwood nope

[manictiger]

People fighting over music tastes...

It's like I'm in high school again.

[TheInfectiousCadaver]

@MrLukasWilson you're truly an imbred asshole you know that?

JUGGALO = BEING YOURSELF AND STAYING YOURSELF

unlike you MrLukasWilson you fuckin internet troll

i suggest that you k.y.s and burn in hell your worthless

[dePerago]

"Like windmills and shit?"

"Yeah."

Moving straight on. lol

[TronaldDump420]

FAGGOT NEWS NETWORK, THESE ARE SMUG HOMOS THAT LIKE TO FUCK UP THE ASS. POOP DICK FAGGOTS

[VoorkJTV]

never knew there was more of this, awesome

[PyramidHead333]

Professor Ghostanus looks like the boiler room zombie in Dawn of the Dead '79.

[BigAgitator]

I friggin' love this shit!

[AndrewsFartsSmell]

OH SHIT, WE GOT THE NEWS NOW BITCHES

[buzzclick500]

Trash the F.C.C. and get these people on the major networks. 8-)

[snowflake1128]

whoop whoop

[MrLukasWilson]

Juggalo = a way for fat people to seem not so fat.

[ThePrank247]

@MrLukasWilson Really becuase both men in this video looked kinda skinny!

[TheGoyanks]

Fuck juggalos

[herakuzi]

"like, fuckin, way fucked up and shit"

"fucked up the ass with your own balls"

LULZ XD

[DoomedLover]

"We can prevent a disaster like getting fucked up in the ass, mouth and ears with THREE chainsaws... and a dick."

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[123456grl]

oh shit this made me laugh so hard homie! lol mcl <3

[BoldMoldOfGold]

I been juggalo fo 32 years and dis shit is tha only way 2 live mu fukaz. ICP are reincarnations of god. Y'all bich boys dissin Jesus?

[iN2ooN]

cant wait for that wake up mothafucka so i can show my hoes what its all about foreal, hoe numba 2 i duno why she thinks its aight 2 wear food and eat it off herself to get me goin shiit im already knocced the hell out by the time she done with her sausage link g string

[pilotplans]

Krunt got me LOL

[GeorgeFlossington]

Things that you need to be a juggalo: koolaid mustache, plenty of coloring books, 2nd grade education, KFC addiction, freakishly small penis, job at mcdonalds, and cock in your ass.

[repoman2112]

Ah, parody... warms the soul.

[zazombie]

ICP SUCKS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MAKEUP WEARING FAGS I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON EACH OTHERS DICKS 8====D ---> ICP YOUR MUSIC SUCKS ASS YOUR JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GAY ASS WHITE RAPPERS EXCEPT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU COOL AND EDGY BECAUSE YOU WEAR MAKE UP AND POUR FAGGEYO ON THERE HEADS FAGS

[MrIbanos]

@zazombie You're just as much of an ignorant piece of gutter trash as any of the stupidest fucking Juggalos. Or should I re-phrase that in a way that you might understand? DAWG U FUKIN TRIPPING AND U DUM AS HELL

[zazombie]

@MrIbanos you do realize i was talking shit about juggalos and im not black 

[superkendall2011]

@zazombie UR A FAG DUDE TYPING IN ALL CAPS LIKE UR A BADASS HAHAHAHA I MOCK AT UR IDIOCY IT IS QUITE PATHETIC THAT U CLICK ON VIDEOS JUST TO DISS JUGGALOS SO WHY DONT U JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF U PATHETIC STAIN OF SHIT U TRY TO MAKE US LOOK STUPID WELL IT IS QUITE PATHETIC THAT U CONTINUOUSLY PICK ON US. (NOTICE THE BIG WORDS I USED, I AM A JUGGALO AND I'M NOT A FAG AND BASED ON THE BIG WORDS I LIKE TO THINK I'M PRETTY SMART AS WELL) AND TO THE FAMILY... MMFCL!!!!!!

[BattleSwagCracker]

@superkendall2011 Just because continuously has a lot of letters doesn't make it a big word.. or is this a mockery of the juggalos by exemplifying their own perceived intelligence? Which is non existent.

[superkendall2011]

@BattleSwagCracker I AM INTELlIGENT MUTHAFUCKA I GRADUATE NOT SO RECENT I HAD ALL A's IN SCHOOL AND IM GOING TO COLLEGE TO BE A THERAPIST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING WITH UR LIFE BITCH BTW COLL NAME BattleSwagCracker I BET UR A LIL WAYNE OR SOULJA BOY FAN BITCH I COULD WHUP UR ASS

[BattleSwagCracker]

@superkendall2011 I wasn't going to reply, but then you had to go and call me a lil wayne fan. Trust me I listen to way better music than that cell phone rap shit. I also don't bother with clowns who capitalize off the downtrodden of white America and coerce them into antisocial behavior giving them no hope for a future. I bump that Odd Future shit, some RJD2, Jay Electronica, A Tribe Called Quest, shit like that. Graduating high school is no feat, I did it stoned + I'm in college with a 3.85GPA

[superkendall2011]

@BattleSwagCracker HEY THE REASON I DO THIS IS CUZ ITS FUN TO SEE PEOPLES REACTIONS TO MY COMMENTS AND I AINT NEVER HEARD OF THEM BAND EXCEPT ODD FUTURE WHICH IS THE SHIT

[EmoFriedRice]

@superkendall2011 shut your dirty juggalo mouth

[xdsoldierxd]

@superkendall2011 Intelligent people can spell. They also use grammar.

[superkendall2011]

@xdsoldierxd I kno c how smrt i am

[buzzclick500]

@xdsoldierxd : My grammar's in the kitchen, baking us a batch of cookies.

[zazombie]

@superkendall2011 Wow my bad didnt mean to hurt your feelings just dont really care for any of you fags thinking your cool with your make up on drinking your faygo and rapping about how big your moms tits are and raping your sister.and by the way nice use of all those big words like PATHETIC and IDIOCY you really are a fucking genius. Anyways have fun with all of that and you have a pleasant life.

[superkendall2011]

@zazombie well what the fuck do u listen to and plus icp dont rap about raping there sisters or how big there moms tits are ur the one that got raped by ur uncle so u eagerly try to make urself feel better by picking on juggalos just get off this page and go suck ur uncle chucks dick u fucking pussy and btw faygo is delicious and i dont wear make up so jokes on u fucker u just embarassed urself u dickhead so fuck u

[trappedfox010]

Thuggalos r juffalos bro, whoop whoop

[MonoxideChild151]

Get tha fuck outta here if you aint down wit tha clown. the carnival aint for everyone.

[Dmac11a666]

@MonoxideChild151 I know not everyone can be a juggalo....It takes a special kind of idiot....

[superkendall2011]

@MonoxideChild151 whoop whoop say it again fam

[StickWar720]

hahaha this iz me fave news channel

[269KZoo4life]

XD Wow! Man I've been outta tune for a while, this is just as funny as the first one!

[2100chevy]

Wake up muha FUCKA

[pater429]

hahahah

[mhopelovesnsnbitch]

Its about time for this shit.

FUCK YOU FAKE ASS GANGSTAAAAS.

[trager94]

It's a serious problem for the Earf.

[nagamora]

back that shit up man !!!!

[thefatman69dude]

richard ghost anus 

[Psychlone137]

Laughed my ass off XD whoop whoop MMFWCL TO ALL MY FAM

[ElvisBluntman777]

Krazy Thug Nutz

Nutzy Krug Thutz

Thutzy Krutz Nug

[auspat117]

No doubt, Fuckles.

[inkmyeyes]

My balls are grenades. <3 lol

[RobLeveille]

drugs are are for disposing of the weak.

[TheLoboFairchild]

@RobLeveille so caffeine, alcohol, tea, sugar, which by the way are all drugs cause they affect the brain and they are addictive, they are for disposing of the weak to? Really? Before you say something look up the definition of what a drug is. What about cough medicine?

[RobLeveille]

@TheLoboFairchild PO

[TheLoboFairchild]

@RobLeveille Is that your most educated response? Nothing else to say? Cause when someone responds with anger its a sign of stupidity, no offence, but most people would have responded with something astute other than "piss off". But ok I will leave you alone, have a nice life.

[lilsav95642]

is this serious

[xXanarchist5savageXx]

@lilsav95642 yea tottally XD

[irishjuggalo6923]

Ima juggalo and I have a lot of nice shit lol

[Grayfox01]

Nothing but win.

[KaZpa777]

JUGGALOS = OUTSIDERS as a family

[robonerd3]

i hate juggaloes but this is pretty funny. little replay value tho

[typhlosion566]

Juggalo=shit. 

[KaZpa777]

@typhlosion566 MY FOOT + SIZE 13 SHOE = UR ASS ok juggalos r basically kids ppl anyone with no family or friends to really b there for them sorta like a gang but there non violent which makes them a family so dont fuck with them and u wont have problems DA anyone can b a juggalo its just being urself and finding others like u and treating others like family U FUCKING IDIOTS

[typhlosion566]

@KaZpa777 I know anyone can be a juggafaggotalo. I was one! I was one for about a year. I left the GANG because these motherfucking faggots just acted like trailer trash, meth smoking cunts. They ARE a gang. I know from personal experience. Plus they're just downright shitty people with shitty additudes about shitty stuff.

[pluginhoney]

@KaZpa777 "MY FOOT + SIZE 13 SHOE = UR ASS" Are you just autistic or did you actually declare that your foot and any size 13 shoe automatically equals "ur ass"? Juggalos...I wonder how many are lucky enough to grow up to fully comprehend exactly how gravely retarded this ICP bullshit is against how many realize it deep inside but don't let it go out of shame as they become morbidly obese meth addicted welfare leeches. Thank god for Darwinian evolution and their short life spans.

[astronautagogo]

Make up and swear words aside, it's Fox News.

[PyramidHead333]

Lol @ Krunt.

[Chapel808Pliskin]

the temperature was "a'ight" fucking hilarious

[mouseonthemetro]

this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

[twihard811]

Ive got some tips so can get mad skinny so yo husband won't divorce yo ass,all this and sum other shit on wake up muthafuka!!(: lol

[PhreakVEVO]

LOL.

[hotrodius]

2:07 her logo for her morning show...HAHAHAAHA

[commando2224]

Better than fox news!

[MsDeandrea]

wake up muthafucka,,,,,priceless....lo­l

[jpuc12]

Global worming is a fukin lie

[c0THANATOS]

A Juggalo Civil War has begun:

/watch?v=xUJZdip_pII

See you on the front line. WHOOP WHOOP!!!

[seanismad100]

WAHHT

WAHHT

WAHHT

CLOWN

[GirEatsChewyMeatPies]

WAT WAT WAT...CLOWN.

[psymon992000]

I want to name my cat Murderbitch

[samthejuggalo]

LMAO Ghostanus

[hparkk323]

fucken hilarious! fuckles!

[HazeJuggaloVlog]

GHOASTANUS XD WHOOP WHOOP

[Jordanbx3]

I'd love to go in to detail and describe how ICP and all theyre fans are idiots but I'm to drunk. I don't think they realize that this is making fun of them they think they are agreeing or some shit.

When i think of ICP fans the only thing that comes to mind is fat 35 y/o whitetrash motherfuckers living with their mom. Fuck ICP

Thats all :]

[TheJuggaloFamly]

hahaha i started laughing til the end of the video at the part. we'll be fucked up the ass mouth and ears with 3 chainsaws. haha. whoop whoop. Juggalo for life. Clown love!

[PyramidHead333]

@TheJuggaloFamly No, not just 3 chainsaws. A dick, too. XD

[socialoutlaw6666]

@MrUhhduhh that part fucking killed me

[Transgression16]

One person is fucked up the ass with a chainsaw. And possibly a juggalo.

[loverkidninjalette93]

no one gives a damn if you hate on us we are how we are if you hate us then FUCK YOU!!! we dont mess with u dumass haters so live my fucking famil be and go fuck ur selfs

[planetery]

Fucking journalism- how does that get affected by 21st century corporatism?

Oh, sorry. I meant to say "YO, ninjas, tha newz iz fucked, yo."

[sevenfoldgirl15]

hahaha i love all of psychopathic records and wow if the news was more like this then fuck id be watching it every day!!

[timcisel92]

Haha im a huge fan of ICP and twiztid and i laughed my ass off! This shit is hilarious!

[ksportsfan71]

Fucked in the ass with a chainsaw. 2040 can't wait

[cylon415]

Krunt lives in my building!!!

[djcjr1x1]

No doubt fuckles.



[SiCk3zTCRUMMZ]

Juggalos are a group of dumb white faggots

[SwaggaDagger92]

"what what what. clown!"

haha, fuckin awesome

[imtheashleyface]

whoop whoop!

[imtheashleyface]

@mrpreciouse woah, thanks! well, still a good time! hahaha its hilarous :-)

[emoriotfreak13]

except juggalos like fat bitches most of the time hehe whoop whoop

[Drdoomsalot]

Fucked in the ass, nose and ears with THREE chainsaws? I'd rather have THAT than the american government hahahahahahaha KLOWN

[PowerGlove79]

No Doubt Fuckles, Krunt should have his own show with his own blackboard so he can draw his conspiracy theories

[Arbal3st]

WAT! WAT! WAT! CLOWN!

[IamtheDUNKTyranT]

whats really funny is ppl coming on here to talk shit on juggalos like theyre life is soooo boring they have nothing better to do but try and insult someone. go get sum pussy in ur life and watch these funny ass videos while smokin a fat ass blunt and maybe. just maybe ur mouth will close for 5 fuckin minutes and we can all relax. i got a hatchet with ur dicks name on it bitches

[MixedMartialFartist]

WUT WUT WUT

[PowerGlove79]

@MixedMartialFartist KLOWN

[DrewInWashington]

hahahaha... it's funny cause it's true!

[alvarado9783]

Lol!!! Make more!!

[DIRTYHANDS89]

Hahaha juggalos!!!! I love this family

[Paleface316]

Get your mowf exploded.

[secretstash101]

we just dont fuckin care, were juggalos this shit is funny as hell!

[juggaletteKidYo]

" My balls are made of grenades" ahaha [=

[SirShinobi85]

that was funny regardless if it's meant to insult or not.."Today's Weather went from Ight to fucked in the ass".lol

[ztheothermikjonesz]

what episode is it when the guy says hey master nut im like totally broke so like, what the fuck? i wanna see that shit haha

[ItsSpikeHere]

I'm a juggalo, and i love this shit XD

[fiblett]

fucked up the ass mouth and ears with 3 chain saws and a dick  HAHAHAHAA

[Juggalogical]

MY BALLS ARE MADE OF GRENADES! LMAO

[jakkerak]

I would watch the news all the time if it was actually this awesome.

[jawnz]

wow, they have high speed internet in your trailer park? amazing... or maybe you're just in your parents' basement.

[MickeyLWalker]

krunt is the best

[PowerGlove79]

@MickeyLWalker He's like a saner Glenn Beck

[sasqatchassassin]

get mad skinny so yo husband dont divorce yo ass

[therealkillerbee]

Awman, this is awesome! Want more Juggalo news! Clown luuv to y'all. Oh yeah I said it!

[jawnz]

oh is that so? go fix your clown makeup you fucking loser.

[DustinD3mented]

@jawnz Actually, we're laughing at you.

[JKrimez47]

@jawnz Your mother is pathetic for not swallowing you..even if you are laughing at us,YOU THINK WE GIVE A FUCK?? assholes like you aint bringing are family down

[MrPrecocious]

@JKrimez47 If you didn't give a fuck then you wouldn't be responding.

[imtheashleyface]

you know this was made by juggalos right? why would you even watch this? wasting a lot of your own time discrimination on one particular set of people don't you think? perhaps, the solution to this might be, to not watch it if you dont like juggalos. sigh* the ignorance of the average american. whats sad is this entire message is going to go over your head and your going to do the ignorant thing and simply make some sort of rude comment. well, all i have to say to you is, WHOOP WHOOP! @jawnz

[MrPrecocious]

@imtheashleyface This isn't made by juggalos. It's satire, taking the piss out of juggalos. Scott Gairdner is an internet comedian. Get your facts straight.

[dranged]

@jawnz im a juggalo and love it its funny i can laugh at myself and ppl who poke fun of icp. Its like when a fat nerdy virgin falls over you laugh at that even though its your mirror image.

[FaygoFlav]

@jawnz the point of being a clown is to make people laugh. that's why we do what we do. you know absolutely nothing about why we are who we are and why we do what we do. that makes you pathetic for thinking you're so great to judge a person. you may take the soapbox now.

[degobmxer]

@jawnz FUCK YOU WHORE NIGGER!!

[duhjovijr]

@degobmxer well, now that's just rude.

[degobmxer]

@duhjovijr why you dont come on to juggalo turf and talk shit ahhaa

[planetery]

@degobmxer  Juggalos don't own turf, they rent.

[degobmxer]

@planetery yea we do we cant own anymore your mom is very expensive now that her whore house is out of bussness,to bad she looks like a man now she was a nice lady ;)

[planetery]

@degobmxer How could I ever guess that a Juggalo would try to insult me in response, AND be completely illiterate and unable to either spell properly or write a grammatically correct sentence.

Fucking brain cells- how do they work?

[degobmxer]

@planetery i dont know if you know me but im just a kid so fuck off on the whole spelling thing, and you the one who insulted me first dip shit

[jeoofro69]

@degobmxer Are you suggesting that your age excuses you from proper punctuation and spelling?

Do you hear yourself, do you?

Don't be a fucking idiot man, just learn and use what you learn.

[degobmxer]

@jeoofro69 ok but a kid doesnt have as much good as grammer as you old faggits

[planetery]

@degobmxer I already told you, Young Professor Ghostanus- I was reading Newsweek when i was three years old. You have NO EXCUSE to be illiterate, OR to listen to ICP.

[planetery]

@degobmxer LOL I was reading Newsweek when i was three years old. Being a kid is no excuse to be stupid, illiterate, OR a Juggalo.

[degobmxer]

@planetery well mabey im not a rich boy dick hole like most people here so mabey im not as educated. and stop bringing up juggalo... all juggalos arnt party addicted ass holes ok im a prefectly fine kid ok sooo yea fuck off

[planetery]

@degobmxer Who said anything about rich? And why would that have anything to do with being able to SPELL?

Are you trying to say that all poor people are stupid? That's pretty fucked up, yo.

[degobmxer]

@planetery being rich......better schools??

[degobmxer]

@planetery oh yea and also the whole "brain cells how do they work" thing im pretty sure you got that from icps song "miricels" yea so why are you dissing juggalos when you listen to there music?.....ass hole

[planetery]

@degobmxer  Everybody knows that song because Saturday night Live made fun of it. DERP.

And that song title is spelled "Miracles", genius.

So, once again- Fucking brain cells- how do they work? :P

Seriously, kid- the music is crap, and it makes you stupid. Turn off the ICP CD and go read a book before it's too late...

[degobmxer]

@planetery AHAHAHAH i think its soo funny we are getting this angry about a video ok... i like icp you dont who gives a fuck, ok just becuase i listen to a band doesn't mean im dumb to be honest im pretty smart i just type to fast (thats why my spelling sucks.) and you dont like them woopty fucking doo

[EndOfTheW0rld]

@degobmxer OH WOW AHAHAHAHAH STUPID REDNECK CAN'T EVEN SPELL MIRACLES LMAO JUGGALOS ARE A JOKE.

[degobmxer]

@EndOfTheW0rld fuck off ass whole ok...Comprende?

[IamtheDUNKTyranT]

@jawnz i can understand why your so bitter jawnz, being a 40 yr old virgin that lives in ur moms basement must suck. but its ok just try and keep the images of ur naked mom out of ur head while you troll the internet for porn<-KLOWN

[StupidAssComments]

@jawnz Not really we just dont give a shit lol

alot of us actually find this funny lol

[1hrx]

@jawnz I dunno. I'm a fan of ICP and have been for over a decade, but I'd never use the "J" word due to the fact that I have completed college and refuse to give cigarettes/change to anyone in clown paint. That being said, this is GREAT satire, and it's not hateful at all. These guys obviously have an extensive knowledge of the subculture, and if anyone gave ICP's lesser-exposed catalog the same amount of attention they gave Miracles, you'd all realize that they're much smarter than their fans..

[igustistwinkle]

@jawnz they know there maing fun of them, they just don't care dumb ass.

[ZombieHopHip]

@jawnz First off, you're ignorant. Second, we're fuckin clowns dude, laugh all you want.

[kingofnothing553]

@ZombieHopHip Win X) mcl lol

[MrIbanos]

@ZombieHopHip I had 2 jugglos break into my house and beat the shit out of my sister. Jugglos are trash.

[ShaggzAndMonoxide420]

@MrIbanos dont let the actions of 2 possers turn you agains all juggalos most real juggalos dont do shit like that we have day jobs and act respectable like everyday ppl. there are just a few members who claim to be los and then do shit like that witch we are against juggalos are about everybody being down for ea other with no hate. its fuck tards like the two you speak of that give us a bad name just becouse most ofus dress creepy and wear facepaint doesnt makeus worse ppl just fags like those2

[seananomie]

@jawnz douche

[deceyboy]

@jawnz we know your laughing AT us, we're just laughing at you

[BigWhiteHause]

@jawnz you have 30 thumbs up, I'd say most of the people watching this aren't even juggalos. The few juggalos watching this are getting pissed at you lol.

[wickedlettekweendgaf]

@BigWhiteHause Not true, I think this shit is fuckin' hilarious, I don't feel an ounce of anger or hatred. Lol

[mmmkaatie757]

@jawnz no, we realize that you all are laughing at us. thats really why we laugh. that, & because of how closed minded you all can be. (:

WHOOP WHOOP FAM.

[YasakaniX13]

@jawnz Do you have a sense of humor? Seriously, this is the reason why doods like you have this issue of being open minded. You can't have a good lol, then gfto. You're starting to look like an ass right now.

[sinatrah]

I want to rename my cat "professor ghostanus"

[MickeyLWalker]

@sinatrah name it krunt

[The420ninja]

Funny Shit.