How to Neutralize Mean Girls

[TheFallenArcher]

Step 1 kick there ass

Step 2 move

[TheCapitalLetter]

What if Im not a teen, dont have siblings, dont go to school and my parents are dead?

[ChrystinaAnswers]

1) too much eye contact and you get your ass kicked

2) not always true

3) you can be nice all you want but it doesnt change a thing

4) i did that and it just got worse

5) they are never alone

6) also not true

these are things i learnt throughout highschool

[slowshow111]

Step 1, join the US armed forces.

[TheZhack123]

What if i'm a guy, is it the same?

[TheShineySmiley]

No this one girl thought i was quiet enough to push around me and my friends...

me and her went all out crazy loud we showed who was boss.

[ashelytis5]

get a BAT

DO U WANT IT I HAVE ONE LOL

[CPMackenzie]

No, no, no. It's called a bitch slap.

[brodles99]

did u know if u punch them right bard in the face youl get in trouble but youl have that warm feeling when then try to stay away from u xx

[WildPenguin123]

@MsSpongebob159 Thanks. That does help.:D God bless you!!

[iamthatguyontv]

Step 1: FUCKING KILL HER.

That'll teach the bitch.

[SpreadOurPeace]

Where do i buy a friend?

[carouselwings]

Did you know that Tyra Banks also WAS a mean girl?

[Palmmenon]

You will need: A knife

-Luck

-The ability to lie

Step one: Get one of the meanest girls alone (this is where luck comes in). When she says someting, pull out your knife and gut her like a fish.

Tip: Make sure that only the mean girls know that it was you who did it.

Step two: Have an aliby ready for when you're questioned by the police.

Step three: Luck.

Step four: Enjoy the mean girls bowing at your feet for their own safety

*Maniacal laugh*

[iMadMan75]

In my school popular/bullies love getting in trouble

[11darkarcues11]

You will need: A soul stealing bag, big bat, shot gun, or big truck.

1. Do I really need to tell you?

Did You Know: They should be dead. If not, try again.

[10toppers]

why am i watching random howcast vids? anyway, a six grader thought i was talking to my firend and saying mean things about him so he came up and said i feel sad when you talk bad about me and i wish you would stop and i was like what?

[spawn19981]

I dont have friends to use

[crystalguada24]

its funny because the girl being made fun of looks just like me, short hair and glasses, all she needs is braces

[Jesserulztheworld]

you will need

a trank gun

a trank dart

Step 1: shot her with the trank dart

did you know: mean girls are bitches :D

[ElliexoOmg]

U will need:

Friends

Confidence

Skills at ignoring people

A guy that likes u that is her sister

Step One: Go out with her sister

Step Two: Te boyfriend about how much of a bitch she's been to u

Step Three: wait 5 seconds and devour the praise!!

[WildPenguin123]

Nothing works for me...:( I'm physically disabled and walk funny.. I can't help it!! People have laughed and pointed at me at school.. I told my parents and they're just like, "Ignore them. They're just immature." That doesn't help...:/

[MaRaTheMeyvn]

@WildPenguin123 If someone walks to you and reminds you about your walking with a meen tone, tell them that you can't help it because of our disability. If they're at least a little mature they'll know to stop.

But if it still goes on, tell a teacher. It might sound radical, but it's not.

[yoleeisbored]

@WildPenguin123 all that is so sad! im asian and they make fun of my race and i have really big feet too mean girls just gossip about me

[MsSpongebob159]

@WildPenguin123 If your parents dont listen talk to your teacher she helped me TONS with my problem. I bet they are just insecure :) Hoped this helped :)

[Iowamuslima7]

step 1: get their shirt dirty they will cry to their mommies

[missemma00]

you know, i wore a pikachu hat from hotopic and this girl behind me on the schoolbus was all like "Hey bitch. What are you? A toddler? WHo likes pokemon? oh yeah! Fags like u!" i ignored her then saw her the next day. she was saying the same things so i turned around and said "oh im sorry! did you want me to get you a hat too? What about elmo? oh i think diego would look perfect on You!!!!" she sunk down in the seat and left me alone.

[TheAuhjos]

You will need:

Confidence

Friends

Me: Well fuck that

[Undeadbelf]

If she is talking about you on facebook, it is the law that you break her face with a book

[Marcohazard]

You will need: fists

Step 1: FALCON PUNCH!!

[ashelytis5]

Why her lip are black??

[Therandommaster4343]

1. bring a AK47

2. use it

did you know that a tree has bark

[Igonkeelchu]

0:06 she looks like a ho, i highly doubt she has anything to say that's negative.

[orchatalover2]

@KortneysAccount chuck norris...optional? Thats crazy

[twinkle16ify]

All of these comments are negative !!! Why? That's why it the target of mean girls...u don't have self confidence !!! But u should ,everyone is beautiful in there own way!!! Think of urself as a beautiful supermodel ,inside and out :)

[gab1971]

Where do I buy these.. friends?



[bgtaylorfan4ever]

@gab1971 In need of friends? Sign up for extracurricular activities, or get a job after school where you can meet teens your age outside of school.



[Iheartcows123]

@gab1971 At wal mart of course.

[YumeSin]

"You will need. . .

A change of classes. Changing classes to higher ones usually cut your chances of meeting bitches by 90%."

"Did you know?: Most bitches have IQ's lower than 110."

[KagamiLuvsYou]

did you know: that my school did NOTHING to help me, all the girls hated me, they didn't like me, they took my best friend away. and all the school did for me was take me to a councler, and talked to the other girls, they said they never did that stuff to me, so i left that damn school and moved to one where i had alot of friends!

[InsanePolkaDots]

Step 1:Stomp that hoe!

[KortneysAccount]

You will need:

Fighting skills

Knife

Optional:

Chuck Norris

Step 1: CUT DAT BITCH

Did you know rainbows are colorful?

[Sarahdactile]

You will need: friends

shit.

[Draca101]

did it say tip on the did you know screen?

[ILoveRaccons]

Non of that works just be MEANER and then you'll be bffs for ever #RealTalk

[jordanwalling]

U WILL NEED

AN UGLY NERD

YOURSELF

MAKE-UP

A DRESS

DRESS LIKE A SLUT SHE WILL BE JEALOUS

[TheIceSamurai]

you will need

a shovel

ground

diarrhea

1. dig a hole

2. push bitch in hole

3. use diarrhea

did u know mean girls don't like getting diarrhea on them?

[smileypants100]

Just ask them why they are so insecure that they have to be mean to you to make them selves feel better. Works like a charm.

[EpicJizzTaylor]

Step One:Slap a Hoe.

[wingsofhope2]

You will need: a bus

[alinka2111]

Step 1 : Slap the Bitch's Face

Step 2 : Runaway

Did you know cookies are delicious

[StealthStriker94]

50 ppl are sexist girls who cant stand the fact of them being deranged stubborn F@#%s

[BellaGinnyGirl]

Mean girls puke snakes?!?

[littlespriter4735]

Target neutralised!

[enigmaeg]

Friends? Oh shit I don't got any xD

[Samppa123w]

*facepalm*



[hollyyeh123]

Step 1: Kalteen Bars.

LOL If you know what I mean give me a thumbs up! XD

[khanzahrah1]

Step 1:don't become a mean girl

[magicalracisttaco]

Step one: buy a gun

Step two: if that does not work go back to step one

[FourteenMagazine]

50 people are mean girls.

[Fishstixs11]

I would beat her with a belt and then choke her out!!!! BWAHAHA

[HarryPotterFinatic0]

Why are girl so toxic to eachother I hate being a girl sometime you're really luck with your life guys!!

[411Leka]

@FlavMontagesFTW  @topal002 yep :'(

[VideoUploader8520]

I'm a red belt in taekwondo,so if a mean girl try to hurt me,I'll just break their legs.

[rainbowdash1337]

@VideoUploader8520 ummm...thats a bit harsh ... break her arms instead lol

[MPSecare]

1: Sleep with them.

2: Don't call them the next day.

[HiImDave12]

Just punch the jelly out of her.

[FlavMontagesFTW]

i dont have friends :(

[topal002]

@FlavMontagesFTW same

[Chaser57411]

step 1 get a ray gun

step 2 neutralize her

[DarthKinger9997]

What if everyone likes the girl? :(



[bienlabloger]

1:38 u mad?

[bienlabloger]

1:38 u mad?

[RainfulPhenix]

Bitch: "You're a dick"

Me: AND THATS WHY YOU UGLY

:D

[cloetv12345]

How to Neutralize Mean Girls

step one : set her on fire

everything is affective with fire

[Skyhawk619]

y is that mean girl spitting snakes out of her mouth ??????????

[hummingbirdcanada]

@Skyhawk619 CAUSE SHES FRICKEN TALENTED!!!!!!

[TheArgenis1]

Why am I watching this I'm a guy

[EmogesMiner]

Step 1 slap them with a catfish or hairballs

Did you know that cat fish are cool!

[RetearedPandaChild]

Darn, i dont have friends

[Kayrah1000]

Required:

1. A gun

Method:

1. Pull the trigger at the mean girl's face.

Girls hate guns. =)

[supachickful1]

step one:yo! mean girl meat FIST!!!!!

[RANDOMNESS873]

you will need a bat

step 1: wack her

did you know that girls don't like bats

[xlBlackoutzlx]

Step 1: Smack a bitch

Did You Know: If you smack a bitch hard enough they will leave you alone

[InsanePolkaDots]

@xlBlackoutzlx LMFAOOOOOO! :)

[loverofkittens10]

@xlBlackoutzlx Did you know: If you smack someone that hard you are no better than they are.

[likewhatijustsaid]

@loverofkittens10 They'l also leave you alone.

[xlBlackoutzlx]

@loverofkittens10 Did you know: I don't give a shit

[loverofkittens10]

@xlBlackoutzlx Did you know: Neither do I.

[xlBlackoutzlx]

@loverofkittens10 Then why comment? Dumbass

[loverofkittens10]

@xlBlackoutzlx Because I wasnt the one who commented!

[xlBlackoutzlx]

@loverofkittens10 "Did you know: If you smack someone that hard you are no better than they are." so you didn't write that?

[loverofkittens10]

@xlBlackoutzlx No my cousin did.

[ScottyMLover01]

You will need: a life

[beansterman1998]

I thought it said "How to Naturize Mean Birds"...

[xXGam3r4L1feXx]

friends i need friends? shit ...

[alokraja1]

what about mean boys??

[EpicSplatProductions]

A. scream COOL STORY BRO. Whatever they say.

B. I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME I AM!

[SageZane560]

Fuck, I don't have friends.

[cassybear1100]

Step one whisper to her and say U won't wake up tomrrow

Step 2 stalk her around and sing a creep song to scare the shit out of her

Step 3 follow her around and sing the creep song while holding a cricket bat xD

step 4: chase the girl with the cricket bat

Step 6 tell her chucky is her friend and he'll kill her

did you know: I love unicorns :{D :3

[PurpleSceneKidd]

Look Them In The Eye.

Say:I Know What You Did Last Summer....

Repeat.

[mushroomluvver]

i used 2 be the target of mean girls, then i beat up 1 of them and the rest got scared!!!

[DrCheese100]

you will need

1:a gun



[lilSwagg201]

i swear girls at my school always bitch and say mean shit one min they all flirty with me the next min. get the fuck out my face!! i mean i dont understand that bullshit

[123skyball1]

wat's that first song???

[lllyzmmrmn13]

step one:stick your middlefinger



[punktheman]

If the bully threatens to get physical, take a Muay Thai class...

[cassi75474]

If you a boy: step 1: Call her a WHORE

step 2: punch her where bout pee.

3.call a teacher

[ycyjc]

"A palabras necias, oídos sordos" My mom.

[maplesick]

There's a reason why 'bitchslap' exist...

[stardreams713]

The victim girl looks kinda like me... The glasses, shoulder length hair, side bangs... Wow.....

[azzaz691]

you need is a key to their house and lard.

[MrCopterdr]

Pimp slap (smak). :D

[jewelandloreeshow]

I've tried complimenting her on her clothes, hair, etc. And tried being nice as possible, also tried being firm to know that I'm confident, ALSO tried talking to my principal. SHE'S STILL BEING A B****!!!

[gamefire00]

i will need friends well i guess i can't do this one

[angelsbrain]

You will need

A really big hammer

[2020vamp]

You will need:

a mean girl

[MicroDaylight]

Oh, I thought it said "neuter" mean girls...

[MW2noobssuck]

thisll work i hope

[auttomstar481]

how to get rid of people you dont like you will need: permsion to goto hell a machete and a shotgun step 1 goto hell through a evil portal step 2 find jason voorhess step 3 if he helps you he gets to keep the machete step 4 hide behind a cornor step 5 jason will jump up and cut da bitch step 6 you jump out and shoot da otha bitch step 7 if theres only 1 bitch ignore every step step 8 jump em with a shotgun fact: did you know shotguns are less powerful then rifles?

[TheMultililster]

I would tell them to shut the fuc* up!

[CaelanMT]

Wtf be nice to a mean girl? No don't call her a bitch and tell her to sort her shit out. What stupid advice, be nice to them... WTF!

[JVDnh3]

Is this video a joke? Bullying doesn't occur unless you are truly a social deviant, in which case you probably deserve it...

[Turtlegirlz]

@JVDnh3 Oh not always so my friend. I've been bullied because a mean girls crush liked me. Never even talked to the guy! And in fact I was a quiet, shy, few friends type of girl.

[AnjaliPtv]

ugly smurf things?

[therobbert96]

Howcast is my older sibling

[guitarh3romast3r]

slap a bitch

[bsony11]

Why no shoving :D

[payneterran3]

you will need : the ability to hit girls

step 1 Jump those girls

step 2 bring a bat

Step 3 wear a ski mas

Did you know Those loser got what they deserved

[100computerkid]

this is what my paents tell me -_- : youl be ok be nice *the next day* (me) hey nice umm dress? (girl) sht up your stupid and guly and gay and a fag!!!

WHAT DID I DO!!!

[tboneslam]

You will need: Katana Modern Day Ninja Motorcycle Optional: all black clothing!

[Edgemont5]

You will need:

Mac 10

Optional: Extra Mags

[pravkdey]

neutralize mean girls?

jus pour acid or alkaline on them, worked for me ;)

[2chocolate5]

What if this girl is mean to your whole class and yells shut up at you and your friend for laughing D:

[123assfg]

fuck!!! i don't have any friends

[emmakinzy1991]

make friends with a girl who is nice to u but makes others cry she will help u fuck up a mean girl

[XPrincess30]

this mean girl is in almost all of my classes and she keeps talking to me and everyone else lol she's very outgoing but she's talked mean about others to me, and she keeps acting "nice" - how do i avoid her!? she always randomly joins the group of friends i've had for a long time and takes over :o

[xoxoBlackBarbiexoxo]

@XPrincess30 Aww :'( Well Try to avoid Her, everytime she talks to you pretend your trying to wave or talk to someone else, she'll probably get the idea you dont wanna talk and find someone else & Dont let her take over with you & your friends, Stand up for yourself If she wants you to do something that you guys dont want to do, you DONT have to do it You Control Your Life, Not Anyone Else :') Hope it helped :D if you try any of these t & they go wrong, im Sorry ill try 2 fix it lols :P bye

[XPrincess30]

@xoxoBlackBarbiexoxo thank you so so muchh ! (: i just don't want to like ignore her or anything because she's prolly start rumours about me D:

[comlexcomplicationya]

LOL!!!

[zek281]

step 1. walk up to their group

step 2. tell the bitch to drop the attitude and go f*ck theirselfs

step 3. watch them f*ck theirselfs

[603alison]

You will need: To be a boy

Have a group of men ready to own some

Step one: Declare war on war on the girls.

Step two : Win the war!!

Did you know boys are gonna win the war?

[SoshiLoveable]

Tyra banks was also once a mean girl....

[melchiblue]

really helpful

[SecretsInTheShadows]

i thought it said "how to neuter mean girls" dyslexia WIN

[majorearthlover]

@SecretsInTheShadows Indeed!

[Turtlegirlz]

@SecretsInTheShadows I like that better xD

[MultiSuperCraft]

Mean boys are worst...

[Shannon462981]

i've found that twisting a phrase or smiling while telling her to a. leave u alone or b. pretend she're a friend and say u politely disagree but will take her thought into consideration works well. making a bully laugh WITH me is my goal there. or just to confuse the hell outta them XD "You're a freak!" "Thanks! (: I love to hear other points of view" it pisses them off or confuses them. kill them with kindness bc u'll catch more flies with honey than u will with vinegar (:

[wille8353]

@Shannon462981 i tryed that i got more with vaca than honey

[Shannon462981]

@wille8353 ur smile must b unfaltering. i've been punched multiple times while retaining the grin and she got angier and angrier bc i wasn't reacting. i told her that she is a wonderful person and wished her luck in life and walked away

[PuffyPuppyX]

The mean girls have watched the video "how to make someone jealous"..

[XPrincess30]

@PuffyPuppyX but of course

[PureAwsomeness4878]

You will need:

an MP40

a Machete

Optional:

a throwing knife

[fivefamly]

oh my gosh, i totally just had a blonde moment. i thought this was how to neutralize the MOVIE Mean Girls.....xD

[thecoconut12]

how to neutralize mean girls(sluts):step 1:RAPE them

step 2:kill them!!

[hejjagedu]

I thought it was like REALLY neutralizing them, as in killing and stuff

[PrincessRandom195]

This is the wrong way to neutralize mean girls, if you tell on them, they will most likely turn you against your classmates and make them think that you will tell on them, the best thing to do is say something that would really hurt them emotionally like they did the same thing to you and maybe they will stop picking on you and find some else to pick on, the girl in the picture should have hit her back if she hit her.. /:

[waterboysbp]

wats so hard? just punch her face will do, we' ll not lose a thing

[KOAWESOME99]

LIE mean girls target people who they think are better than them!

[bxxch10]

I could always call my buddy dexter :3

[WaroWari]

u will need good comebacks coolitude confidence (aka balls of titanium alloy) a brain (dont follow these exactly) 1. when u get insulted, tell her to shut up 2. if she gets her pawsy and starts to insult u, tell them to please shut up 3. just keep on telling them to shut up until they do theyll probably have stopped by now, but if they get physical 4. tykwondo, judo,ninjutsu, and pankration will work very well (whatever u do, dont do something stupid) did u no: if u got trouble, ur doin it rong

[ihatenumbers987]

OMFG!!! I told a teacher about a group of mean girls and they all got detention. But now they bully me even more!!!!!! And they somehow manage to get away with it whenever a teacher is not looking. Plus the friends thing does not work, cuz they HATE all if my friends. Help!!!!!!

[7570999]

@ihatenumbers987 tell ur parrent

[9dragonsguy]

I wonder how many people closed the video when it said they needed friends...

[purse5pink]

@9dragonsguy are you trying tojokeor are you sereyous

[doly2000111]

you will need:the nations army as a best friend enuf sed

[mysterymystery66]

get chuck norris as your bodyguard

[StArPoWeR237]

do do do do do do ! that was the same music for how to do homework faster... lol

[missmuffinlover123]

You will need:

Friends

Dammit :(

[blgbabiboy]

a taser or jackie chan as bodyguard

[kap2403]

I got bulled and one day I took my belt off and beat the f**king shit out a her and she was never Hurd from again !!! Muh ha ha ha !!!!!!!!

[mopweilder]

@kap2403 Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[thepersonwhostalksyo]

psh i got an easier way

1.get a bob job

2.walk up to that turd

3.beat the crap outta her

and thats how you do it :D

[lucas5665]

How to NEUTRALIZE Mean Girls

Get rid of the following:

Hot Body

Army of skanks

Aaron Samuels... or boyfriend

Warning! Results may turn you into a mean girl

[Iwuzhere321]

Why are they purple?