Tiger Woods, you suck! God dammit!

[jrmommy]

MASHED PATA- whaaa...

[M1NT33bro5]

"i dont think hes pleased."

no way -_-

[MeGaMaNEH]

MASHED POTATOES!!!!

[t3hr0bb0]

Y'jackass

[SuperKollman]

no shit hes not pleased

[hlggolf21]

If tiger woods sucks what would that make me?

[MrJuliusaustin12]

what made the commentator think he wasn't pleased?

[The210clan]

I don't think he's pleased...

[daltonairsofter]

i love how he always refers to himself in the third person

[JETT721]

Tiger woods U ssssssssssssssssssssssuck. lmfao

[FCule]

he didn't have sex the night before.

[Carrera911Fan]

MASHED POTATOES

[SHSGOLFER2014]

umadbro?

[Airforceproud95]

Tiger Woods. You SSSSSUCK

[kachunski]

i'd be stoned if i hit that green

[18isboss]

Tiger woods... you FUCK!

[hakiem955]

@18isboss hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahah  ha :k

[keepweezyfree]

lol hilarious

[NateTheHedgehog]

in other words,

"He mad"

[aovechkin8fan]

That's the first time I've ever found myself in agreement with tiger woods.

[egbduf]

""i dont think hes pleased" ... really?

[GunShineState123]

Tiger woods you suckkkkk gottttdammmit!

[SnipeForTheHyPe]

Lololololol

[Sandler41882]

If he thinks he sucks he should see where my balls land up on par 3s.

[golfmaniac007]

how geeky and narcissistic. no doubt he is the best golfer the world has seen but this episode here is just nerdy.

[BoHoVsGolf]

@golfmaniac007 dude, tiger woods grew up as a nerd/geek...

[Sexyplumbboi]

hahaahaha this is awesome

[rockyIVlife]

hahaha i remember watching this definitely lol

[theoriginalTeej]

Isn't Tiger a Buddhist?

[BobSakamento]

Chill out, little buddy.

[dougiepoolable]

He sounds like a creeper

[sethy2004]

Fuck, I would have been thrilled with that shot.

[shivom90]

you ssffffsssfffffuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaa­uuuck!!!!!!!!!!!! he was definitely thinking of like 300 swear words he couldn't say on national television over that 5 second span

[Twinmadness523]

Last time I checked it's on the green...

[coltcub64]

@Twinmadness523, Yeah but its on the other side, 60 feet away on one of the toughest greens there.

[Twinmadness523]

@coltcub64 I know, but if anybody could make the putt it's Tiger Woods

[Bobobidodo]

Id take that shot in a heartbeat.

[6Ott7]

Tiger Woods...YOOU SUUUUUCCCCK! GODDAMN IT

[edwinaisobese]

its not a very hard looking hole, I thought that every hole at augusta was like impossible

[CanadianGuitarist]

@edwinaisobese The general gameplan for players is "Attack the Par 5's, hang on during the Par 3's".

[SuPaFlY171989]

I love how he announcer says "I don't think he's pleased." Well no shit sherlock! What gave it away? The fact that Tiger said he sucks or the ball landed over 60 feet away from the hole? lmao

[SuPaFlY171989]

That's like 4 putting in Tiger terms. lol

[sniffy45]

shit, I'd take that shot any day... to be anywhere on the green in one shot is good LOL

[x1R1SHxG0LF3Rx]

tiger sucks at 7 under haha

[AndrewLikesMusic]

good shot1

hrh

man

[AndrewLikesMusic]

good shot

[dm4050]

LAD

[hiromiao]

Wow he talks in 3rd person lol.

[kwjmike]

...or pleasured

[BrodMasterB]

i dont think hes pleased lol

[Escapetehfate]

i'd be stoked if i hit that green

[onionfarmercarmen]

everybody that is talking in third person about himself is very strange.

[elrynx2]

@onionfarmercarmen Elrynx2 doesn't like onionfarmercarmen talking about how onionfarmercarmen makes onionfarmercarmen's decisions on what onionfarmercarmen's thinks is strange.

[ryecatcher25]

tiger wood...excellent golfer....worthless human being.

[MrZachGW]

Tiger should of been fined for this shit. i have heard him use the f bomb on tv before and still not be fined. Stuart Appelbee one time in a tournement used the f bomb on the 72nd hole and got fined $100,000!!!!!!!!!

[peartfaldo]

despite everything....i STILL think hes a cutie;-)

[JimHolland8]

He might be upset.

[hockeysupasta4]

@HawkmanDude i agree the way he treated the game was very disrespectful. he said he was going to tone down the emotion. no swearing and anger outbursts but also not much celebration after heroic shots.

[hockeysupasta4]

@HawkmanDude he said it quietly multiple times after a bad shot tee shot. are you saying you dont think he said it? because I, my parents and spectators around me noticed as well.

[hockeysupasta4]

@HawkmanDude yea he stopped saying fuck and shit. i went to deutche bank (however its spelled) about 5 years ago and he said fuck right after one of his shots like 5 times.

[peartfaldo]

@hockeysupasta4 No Way....We should kill him. Boo hoo

[hockeysupasta4]

@peartfaldo ? no way what? lol

[DWhelo17]

haha podge wud take it... 70 ft all day for him wud be class!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P

[utterbullspit]

"I don't think he's pleased." NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

[calebt1000]

he was like FUCK

[browneye1968]

Finally, he's saying something that's true

[Periwinkleton]

Lol

[flagatorsrock8]

He's an athlete. Stop crying about him being angry at himself. Put a mic on Kevin Garnett, see what that sounds like.

[raiomix]

I love how long the "s" in "suck" was.

[hemet92544]

Tiger says GD allot, and has for years, i can lip real real good. Tiger has more to worry about the chicks.

[928vamoskata]

"I don't think he's pleased"

LOL!!

[ditziemavison]

tiger woods .. you suck .. thats what she said

[JonBlizzle2]

i thought this shit was fake at first hahaha

[djprezence]

I LOVE how angry the GOD DAMMIT was LOL

[axelscrib]

He cheated because Elin was too bad in bed!

[mattmac0912]

i dont think hes pleased LMAO

[BillyBong05]

He's baaaaaaaaaack

[CinnamonRollJoe]

who the hell said that

[T0MSKii]

its funny how he tells himself off using his full name

"Tiger Woods, you ssssssssuck ! God dammit !"

at first i thought he said fu*k but what he really said was funnier.

[The5thWunder]

he needs a fix. somebody send this man some escorts please

[TsytaNZ]

stay off that Boon juice tiger!

[blazingskull9]

i dont blame him for what he did........he was just following nikes slogan... he just did it.lol

[rax7]

meh, it doesnt surprise me. i owned Tiger Wood on Wii 5 times in a row,

[TheZombie137]

he must be rusty

[vikingninja72]

He's a walking Nike billboard

[xINiiT12oGeINx]

hes not a tiger hes a cheetah lols

[Anime4Life35]

@xINiiT12oGeINx LMAO that's hella funny

[hmoob7]

@xINiiT12oGeINx

HA!

[chivasusa]

hahaha love the commentator

[jtsk8er12]

"I don't think he's pleased"

Oh really?

[7m28]

@solzt4r of what? murder? yea, he never killed anyone.

But he did bang those bitches and hoes, and is an ass of a person.

[rajangel3]

Happy Gilmore baby!!!!

[Brqwerty]

@rajangel3 This comment is a burger with to much win sauce.

[atpaz]

"I don't think he's pleased" lol no really?

[lihan161051]

Couldn't see -- went in the sand and has to take a wedge shot?

[ZWill07]

I think this is pretty hilarious lol...leave the man alone. it's stupid of people to think that just because someone has a mic on, that they're going to be goodie two shoes. It's also stupid of them not to delay the feed, allowing editing.This type of self criticism helped him get to where he is as a golfer. GOLF IS THE MOST FRUSTRATING SPORT I'VE EVER PLAYED!

[greezyp08]

LOL!!! the comedy skits are coming soon. and i'll be waiting...

[greezyp08]

he had a fix the other night that why he can't function. but this shit is funny as fuck!!!

[mekanix1968]

Wow. Some. Mindless lemming.. How long did it take for. You to find that word on your speak and spell?

[millwell]

LOL dave chappelle

[Elwink]

Hahaha 'you sssssssssssuck'. He's totally right, I'm afraid...

[gatorsfang]

happy gilmore style yay!

[TheTingting312]

he sounds sooo whitewash

[iRuckiz]

how can you honestly think tiger woods sucks it was a bad shot like holy hes still the best golfer in history, bye haters

[Herbie5300]

He's not cured at all imho...

Sure looks and sounds like his current pillow talk!

Tiger Woods:

YOU SUCK!!

GOD DAMMIT!

[Sunni1Demichael]

I wish Verne Lundquist would have said. "That's what she said!"

I'm still a Tiger fan though.

[heedthevil]

Ahaha, that would've been perfect.

[JokerMan603]

ROFL.

[upallhours9]

He needs to Seriously get laid.

What happened to his Zen-like calm?

[mditka123]

a lion wouldn't cheat on his wife,

but a TIGER WOOD.

[onecatfromhell]

@mditka123 rofl lmao mdr rs

[iRuckiz]

@mditka123 i like how u stole that joke from the facebook page loser ur not funny

[iwantrawcookiedough]

@mditka123 niceeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Queenfan415]

@mditka123 lol props on the joke man!!

[10000dc]

@mditka123 thats a good one, thumb up

[RamboBlades]

@mditka123 A normal person would not care about other's business, but such drama whores as you would.

[Gyro911]

@mditka123 Phil Mickelson would cheat on his wife if he was recognized everyplace he went by people who dont even follow golf and had women throwing themselves at him. Get a clue

[browneye1968]

@mditka123 nice one

[mattydigs]

@mditka123 That makes no sense and isn't even funny. Hey look! 56 idiots

[jtk474]

@mditka123 thats the stupidest comment ive everrr heard haha

[mditka123]

a lion wouldn't cheat on his wife,

but a TIGER WOOD.

[GreenStreams97]

@mditka123 5 stars for corny jokes! lol

[TheKturner05]

@mditka123 Male lions are forced to leave their pride when they become sexually active, this is becuase the dominate male reproduces with all the females, usually anywhere from 4-8. fucking terrible joke lol

[NightkillerCRO]

"I don't think hes pleased." Uh-oh Sherlock!

[SpunkyMcNuggets]

He isn't getting laid anymore, he's a little on edge

[AKTSFORLIFE]

AM I the only one WHO NEVER LIKED THIS GUYYYYY????

[vizcacha5]

@AKTSFORLIFE y not? hes a great player

[Wezi82]

Sucking was what got him in trouble in the first place.

[AKTSFORLIFE]

@Wezi82 LOL..good one!

[nick298310]

@Wezi82

Lol dude nice.

[tubeyou443]

I honestly think that if Tiger was in my normal three-some i wouldn't want to play with him. (Unless it's the usual Tiger three-some, if ya know what I mean.)

[raullyral]

oh oh ...bring him the fluffer to calm him down....

[blackcell011]

`he played better when his dick was wet

[fishbuny]

He should go on TV and say sex with other women is what made him good at golf. His wife would have no choice but to forgive him. :)

[hnSforthewin]

I don't think he's pleased.

[fallingphoenix14]

Tiger will now be referred to as Lion Cheetah.

[fallingphoenix14]

lol, "i don't think he's pleased"

[MrMartinoo1]

A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood

[hectrlol]

WTF?? golf is a sport

[Kylers91]

What Tiger does in Golf and in his personal life are totally separate. The media needs to back off people. Breaking news is about celebrities making mistakes now and we go on for weeks about them. Whats done is done. Its pathetic the media has nothing else to give us than infedelity of people. Who fucking cares? Welcome back Tiger.

[McLovin2169]

i heard someone on fox and friends saying that his "self loathing attitude is detrimental to himself, and that if he acts this way people should really be looking out for him." Really? has anyone ever played golf before? Being a caddy, I've heard much worse than that. Dont comment on shit like this unless you actually know golf.

[cchmaness]

I don't see what the big deal is, how many of us have been irritated at our own performance and said something like that only we don't have camera's following us around.

[MillerKiller10001]

"i don't think he's pleased" that was funny.

[saelaird]

If not cheating on my wife with multiple women fucked-up my game... I'd get straight back on my mobile, phone those bitches up and get me some tight ***.

[zivaray]

Sex = winner. No sex = loser! LOL.

[sumerates]

hes talking to little tiger

[petrocksemen]

Inb4 Scandal reference... Oh wait,

[aukanoob]

what happened? lol golf

[3HDPS]

what is this faggot mad about?

he got millions in his bank account this faggot shouldn't complain about ANYTHING

fucking ungrateful nigger scum

[XxAthiestxX]

@3HDPS hes mad cause he messed up...you would be to, and if u were good at anything else besides sucking COCK, thin you would have money in the bank too so STFU=)

[TheAfroQween]

@3HDPS so bc his bank account is bigger than yours you have to resort to racial slurs to get your point across? It's 2010 & ppl like you are why we can't get past the mentality of 1810 GROW UP!

[TheAfroQween]

@TheAfroQween You wish you low level belly crawling black hearted no soul having inbred caveman.

[dirkdigler21]

Half the guys on here would go DOWN on Tiger you're so in love with him. Golf is BORING

[browneye1968]

@dirkdigler21 Haha that's so true

[primusfeces]

this is soooo funny.

[earlmccormick88]

Why are people still worried and still discussing that Tiger Woods scandal?

Its non of our business. Get a life and get out his.

[MrDoctorDJ]

Wow..that was funny .. I laughed so hard ..see what too much poon tang can do to a guy in his position.

[TheNEwGenCast]

i heard at be beginnign suck and c**k:D

[SashaJ79]

he knows microphones will pick up his every word, why he had 2b so vocal? stupid male

[johnnyrocketisgod]

@SashaJ79 If he's a stupid male, how did he manipulate the inferior sex (females) into having sex with him?

[kicknbazz1615]

It all makes sense now, its the sexual tension lol

[blingblinguser]

LMFAO, I don't think he's pleased.. YOU THINK??

[drmokedweed000]

lets face it..no one would care how many skanks he was banging if he wasnt married. He could be with a porn star every other night and people would say "damn he's a pimp" and the girls would get even more curious as to what hes like in the sack..Moral is, If you want to boink everything in sight then don't get married.

[gangstafre7]

he doesnt believe in God so who cares if he says this really. he is a buddhist

[drmokedweed000]

Did he ever insinuate in any way that he thought he was a good role model? Most athletes or people in the public eye in general never say stuff like that due to them knowing that no one is perfect and they are bound to screw up. The amount of coverage on celebrities when they do something "scandalous" blows my mind, People are more concerned about someone they have in most cases never met and they are quick to pass judgment when they need to be worrying about themselves

[torkia11]

I dont think your mom is pleased

[Blackhawk9188]

I don't think he's pleased. lol

[PwnNubtarzz]

This made me lol so hard when I saw it

[defigi]

Ya Tiger dont hold back the reactions to bad shots!

[chris1969kw]

Who on here is asking for an apology? I for one, don't apologize for thinking that Tiger Woods is one of the biggest douche bags to walk the planet. Funny video btw

[mekanix1968]

Big ups TO ALL THE HATERS!! he doesn't owe any of you an apology but his wife that's it!! Having all that cash he should have quit golf and told all of you no life having media zombies to kiss his ASS!!!

[3goals4bonzai]

@mekanix1968 - WORD UP on that! Haters BE hatin ALWAYS! Haters hate the hatin on the hate tip, no what i mean! LOL... give it up. LOL everytime someone calls out a classless bum some mindless lemming yells out "haters be haten!" guess what? Tiger is a classless turd and i can't stand golfing with kids *yes kids* like that - tossing clubs acting like the world ended cause you are 20 yards wide.

[appleorangepeargrape]

@3goals4bonzai so uhh quick question.. how does it feel to be apart of the dumbshit community??

Ironic how that classless turd has more talent than you hahaha.. and remember Jealousy is an ugly emotion...

but hey.. Bad publicity is Good Publicity amirite?

[3goals4bonzai]

@appleorangepeargrape UH OH! You haten on me? don't be a hater! haters be hatin'!

is it haten or hatin?

i just ain't cool enough.

[appleorangepeargrape]

@3goals4bonzai nah your cool.. your just a dumbshit.

Oh and you didn't answer the question still so yeah... if your gonna reply at least answer the question if not then just don't talk back.. stupidity is an ugly thing :(

[3goals4bonzai]

@appleorangepeargrape you had a question? i just saw typical liberal rage. my bad. what's next... you wishing death on me or my family cause i called TW a turd on the course? LOL. wow. sycophants be ERRRRwhere!

[appleorangepeargrape]

@3goals4bonzai o well in that case sorry i didn't know you were mentally retarded :(

[3goals4bonzai]

@appleorangepeargrape - "YOURE STUPID YOU ARE A RETARD YOURE A BIG DUMMY FACE!" anything else before the 4th grade has to start this morning? shouldn't you Tiger sycophants be celebrating Mike Vick or Steve McNair? the video, son, was about Tiger's childish behavior ON the course. not his "transgressions" or whatever. try and keep up. not everything has to be opinion - some things are fact - like TW being a little child on the course. it's called "video" - check it out sometime! toodles!

[appleorangepeargrape]

@3goals4bonzai damn you really are retarded!?? all these replies and you still haven't answered my question (which was how does it feel to be a dumbshit?!? in case your challenged head forgot).. nor have i even commented about his past transgressions prior to this video... so learn to read please.

Well my teacher told me to put away my phone now and told me that i would turn into a dumbshit too if i keep talking to you so yeah.. im sorry we can't talk anymore but your a bad influence :(