Desert Eagle .50AE vs. Watermelon

[saltyninja01]

Who needs to be a fruit ninja when you have a desert eagle :)

[makidude]

Nice. Your fruit killing skills are remarable!

[rsplayerke69]

nice tits

[Tiimboslice]

PWND.

[LeGoxPeach]

I LOVE YOUR APRON

[ThleTruth]

who r u, John Wayne

[deathbysunrise66]

hahaha put it back on me *puts one in chamber*

[Blazenwave]

You need to do the oppsite! You need to shoot double chesee hambugers and eat watermellons!

[GeneralGHustler]

that fat is prob saying shit i could of ate that later LOL

[muddabutt]

what watermelon?

[omarmoon88]

patient1988@ lol

[omarmoon88]

patient1988@ lol

[baioken]

if he would have eaten more watermelon instead of shooting it and eating burgers, he wouldnt be so fat

[hellx159]

that darn watermelon dun messed up my salad! so im gonna fuck it up

[AngeloWindblow]

so that's what happens when your head meets a Desert Eagle? D;

[148scalemodeling]

why does everyone have yo comment that he is big

[whodoesuthinkiam]

@148scalemodeling 'Cause he's big

[woonam]

fat people and guns

[Malacite]

And that's pretty much what would happen to your head.

[guyfromboracay]

I see you've come prepared to eat that watermelon

[patient1988]

i bet he can eat that watermelon faster

[Ilike2makecomments]

Your fruit-killing skills are remarkable. :P

[jkang119]

@Ilike2makecomments

roflmao

[MaRiuSeLz]

DEAGLE POWAH !!!!

[x3strikers]

good ol boys bar b que

[albert13551]

there's people starving

[SkyhighBryguy]

hahaha you have to love rednecks cuz they post the BEST vids

[xXBANANAphone51Xx]

FUCKING HITMARKER

[mossmon]

i would have eaten that watermelon

[slifer8910]

its like it bounces off the watermelon

[PXttx]

headshot

[PhillipAwesome]

COD4 FNG All over again...

[M2490311]

Cooking is such a joy.

[brimmy09]

i dont realy think a watermellon can fight... so why the vs

[brimmy09]

i dont realy think a watermellon can fight...

[Magnumbean]

shame. Watermelon tastes good!

[RichDiaz99]

where do i enter my text again?

[Josieman543]

@RichDiaz99 what?

[fluffyninjas]

Is that what it looks like when you get shot in the head with one of those?

[TacticalJunkie]

@fluffyninjas ya i would say a human head wouldnt look much different.

[Josieman543]

possibly haha

[skylarscaling]

Enter your text

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[GirthShark]

im scared

[DnBNIK]

almost all the comments are from these three guys arguing.

[nappyboy777]

Boom?

[zoa1011]

"no i cant see you" you think by not pointing the camera at him you cant see him? stupid blondes.

[Miniman5011]

Wow thats what it would do to your head i guess.

[TheJackel410]

Imagine if that was ur head.

[dixiereble]

dam! that melon was fked!

if that melon had a mind he was perobably saying

"o shit, o shit, o shit, O SHIT!"

[chickenbuttlolhaha]

@dixiereble Naw more like "OH SHT OH SHT OH SHT OH S--"

[kylebucuk]

haha... looks like he is parked on the side of the road. the shooter keeps looking around making sure no one is there

[mcj4117117]

Jeez who the fuck cares about if hes fat THE TITLE DOESNT SAYD HEY LOOK AT FAT GUY SHOOT DESERT EAGLE its about a deagle drilling a watermelon

[antatious]

That's a pretty nuts gun/ ammo.

I can't believe people in such an unstable society are allowed to buy these f ing things. Killing someone by moving your finger is something children can do. Killing someone with a sword and shield at least requires you to have a passionate motive, rather than a mass of people telling you to.

THEY ARE TAKING OUR FREEDOM. GET THE GUNS!

[Alex3xplodes]

@antatious our freedom is the right to bear arms so if your taking our guns your taking our freedom mother fucker

[nemesis3001]

@Alex3xplodes Taking your freedom to... shoot other people dead?

[Alex3xplodes]

@nemesis3001 im just saying we have the right to have guns.

[AvengefulAngel]

@Alex3xplodes Seems like spicks and niggers have already to your freedom yanky boy lol what kind of a retarded fruitcake would let all citizens bare and use arms LMAO oh i love you americans you make everyone feel smarter.

[Alex3xplodes]

@AvengefulAngel "have already to your freedom"...what? Im American and proud. Your probably mad because your country won't let you practice what ever religion you want, won't let you say what ever you want, and won't let you love who you want to love. what country are you from prick?

[AvengefulAngel]

@Alex3xplodes wtf? LMAO

you really wanna know where im from... stalker much 0_0 lol Guess you dumb fuck...

And for the freedom part? I love whatever i wanna love! I fuck whatever i wanna fuck! and i say what i ever i wanna fucking say, Infact my country is actually more free than yours except for the stupid gun law that lets everyone kill each other and the reason why your society is so fucked up today, LA and miami are now spanish cities :) detroit may aswell be african lol your a fuckup.

[Alex3xplodes]

@AvengefulAngel lol? your so prejudice it makes me sick. You judge books by the cover and you know what? I think your mad you don't live in America dip shit. I love this fucking country im going to enlist in the Marines in a year.

[AvengefulAngel]

@Alex3xplodes WOW you've actually realised that i didnt live in america, amazing :D

Good for you, I love mine a little more i think since im already enlisted in for the II Parachute Regiment and should be in training by october.

For king and country!!! XD

adios cocksucker

[Alex3xplodes]

@AvengefulAngel wow your joining the army. well i respect that and you probably should to. Im only 17 and in highschool still so i cant enlist until the summer of '11.

[AvengefulAngel]

@Alex3xplodes So we can stop this arguing now?

I do, especially to one of my countrys Allies.

Im 17, over here you graduate school at 16 and a half.

We get a premature education. lol doesnt make me any dumber.

I quit college to join the Army.

[Alex3xplodes]

@AvengefulAngel im going to college after i serve in the marines,

[AvengefulAngel]

@Alex3xplodes That sounds completely backwards, but you are american so..ill let you off

[BALJIT147]

@AvengefulAngel fuck college join the amry, i no dum asses that r high all day that get into college

[AvengefulAngel]

@BALJIT147 Duh, im not a fool so dont talk to me in that manner.

College guys are fucking pricks. Army all the way!!!

[snorlaxx1337911]

dey terk our jerbs !!

[1337jonjon]

holy ball sacks!

[ANimouz]

Europe wouldn't even be there without as you pathetic uneducated prick. Why did you think the battle and the victory over the Persians achieved from the Greeks helped the whole Europe? Your pointless country only offered this world weapons and wars. Nothing your country ever did was something revolutionary. The only things you spend your time on is going to cinema and shooting fuckin watermelons , try educating yourself by reading a book or watching a documentary.

[scolayahaa]

nice apron.

[ANimouz]

Fuckin american facho with nothing better to do with his useless mind and time.

Classic american BULLSHIT.

[xXsharppshooterXx]

Fucking greek retard with no money who has never seen a gun in real life.

Classic greek failure.

[cjit26]

well actually i think never see a real gun is good huh well i mean better than see them in wall mart -_-"

[ANimouz]

@xXsharppshooterXx I have a enough money to live me life just fine thank you. I haven't seen a gun . I have seen missiles and been inside tanks you pathetic meatsack. You americans and your retarded civilization wouldn't even be there if it wasn't for the Greeks. And we don't idolize weapons and shoot watermelons just to prove that we have nothing better to do with our time. Fuckin useless piece of shit. Go eat Mcdonalds now you fat bastard.

[xXsharppshooterXx]

haha you crack me up.

I have seen missiles and been inside tanks. I was friends with the guy who had the worlds largest tank collection. Actually, America would be here without the greeks. We are descendants of the Germanic northern Europeans, not the Greeks. And we don't idolize weapons, but when one is especially powerful it is impressive. Personally I think it is hilarious when you resort to using retarded stereotypes to insult me. Thank you for the cheap entertainment.

[xbox360zocker]

@xXsharppshooterXx

damn your just like a child.

if you have shot desert eagle, hk 416, mp7 bla bla i´m still not impressed because you don´t have anything else to do which is interessting. you are a poser and i also don´t believe you. and you forget. without the greeks every country still would be roma. so the usa

[xXsharppshooterXx]

@xbox360zocker Judging from your name I think it is you who is a child. I have shot a desert eagle and I don't care if you don't believe me. And try reading up on your world history, you will find that statement to be very wrong.

[DEFORCER]

Go fuck yourself and shove your SNES up your loose euro ass. Fucking trash.

[BlackRainZero]

Maybe next time you should try your head.

[tribalrock3]

u fat bastered u fat bastered

[Kalisimo99]

your head is way harder than a melon

[Mitch3LLg15926]

IMAGION IF THAT WAS SOMEONES HEAD!!!

[McMIxTER]

and if its a baby??? XD

[Mitch3LLg15926]

probly same affect, lol XD

[xlxGh0sTxlx]

thats the point, apparently watermelons are almost just as strong as skulls lol

[louiskokee]

holy crao o.o

[ollz1223]

sweet jesus

[IICO2II]

lol