Apocalypse Warning From My Bunker/Living Room

[KRadetzky]

Does tin foil really work?

[chupacabras0905]

anyways.......

[slangshotstudios]

obvious troll is obvious

[CaptainOmarful]

Incredible

[FreshlySqueezdBass]

Am i the only one who was thinking FALLOUT FUCK YEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

[legend956]

@FreshlySqueezdBass no you arent that would be wicked

[Swansen03]

ddoodd.. this is way to ironic. i found realultimatepower way back when, and just learned you live in Leonard. I'VE BEEN TO LEONARD.. ..such a small world..

on a side note. you are my hero. :D

[vins38]

OH YEAH SON OF BITCHES

[epichalocat]

go to 2:30

[GraveyardDave19]

i live in warren Michigan. i will join you in the fight against paranormal activity. message me asap

[laurenlovesdecember]

"Mom, is the camera on? Mom?"

"Mom, can you turn the camera off? Mom!"

[DamageSplit]

10 pirates saw this video

[Ninja1881]

LOL u look funny, But amazing vid

[GraveyardDave19]

fucking amazing video

[zombiemod]

Normal tinfoil will not prevent the aliens from taking over your mind - it has to be SPECIAL tinfoil!!! The kind you only get from my shop, antialientinfoil.co.uk available for £24.80 per square centimetre. Ex VAT!

As for ghosts, are you fed up of dudes walking through walls holding their heads under their arms and rattling chains late at night? well why not try my "ghoulie-gone" air spray, also available for £24.80 - guaranteed to clear your house of the undead and annoying moms!!

[hovbri31]

hahahaha mommoms boy hehehehehe

[marselmarku]

hahaha..you suck

[Lckelear]

At last, I have found the author of Real Ultimate Power!!

*insert trolling here*

[bman462]

I'm down for fighting aliens

[bloodshotcobra]

omg somebody should call chucknorris



[ninjapunk200]

@bloodshotcobra FUCK CHUCK

[rkfade]

My name is Ricky Fade. I toadally already know that paranormal activity is on the increasing rise. The other night, my friend Davey Crocker posted, on facebook, that he saw a bluish light in the sky. And then, TONIGHT, my friend Heath Groover posted that he saw a GREEN ligthtening blast over the highway as he traveled home (he lives by the old mill in Conastee). And then I found your videos while researching these otherwordly events. I am TODALLY FLIPPING OUT OF MY FREAKING MIND.

[rkfade]

also my mom saw a floating guitar once but that was a while back

[ubtri]

5 star

[richief2k9]

What a load of pyar shite!

Your Vid FTL

[ivohhh]

lol

[erererer2]

you shouldnt fight ghost what did they do to you most of them cant hurt you you jerk

[hellraiserheights]

I just finished reading all the hatemail on your Ninja website and I realized how stupid people can be and how wonderful of a troll you are.

[Deximaru]

I was stood in line waiting to pay for lube and oreos and this guy came in and barged me out the way and I was about to totally kick his ass but then he looked at me and I didn't because I swear to God his face turned all like the fucking exorcist or something, I don't know. I'm not a scientist but I read Fortean times like everyday and I know it definitely wasn't a mirage or the decrease in my chlorpromazine dosage

[radeshnarine]

ooo shit a human faraday cage

[MantisFang]

careful or my ass will completely FLIP OUT on your foil hide bitchtitties! You are very gravy.

[lasherslaugh]

Outta control man..........get the net!!!!!

[night524]

Sometimes in the middle of night, I hear rumblings around the house. I thought at first it was my mom getting up to get a snack, but I checked her bedroom and she was sound asleep. My dad says that it's probably raccoons climbing around the roof looking for nuts. But I'm not sure of that because there are no raccoons in my town that I know of. Could this be aliens? What are they doing up there?! Needless to say, each time it happens, I'm FREAKED OUT and stay up until dawn under my sheets. HELP!

[squadexodus]

I'm loving the random power supply.

[GHOSTSALIENS]

I know how you feel.

[tombobzine]

Dude Kate is really upset. Really convenient that you had to brush off 'pot pourri over her dog. Fucking sick man, don't come back to this town.

[KlassyKamikaze]

Nunchuks and kitchen knives haha

[Newmania22]

When I save up some extra cash I'm gonna get this book. Mysterious birds that wink at you really creep me out.

[StiflerNY]

I gotta get more numchuck training

[Sochinsensei]

Tinfoil lmao

[boinky333]

I can't wait to buy this.

[xxXghislainXxx]

tinfoil! lol

[mistermister999]

Trey, your book is the funniest sh*t I ever read.

[SmokeMyBlunt]

Ma do you have to eat nachos right now ? hhaha damn

[Vektruscen]

Trey = Robert.

[burningxdimx]

Uh NO are you stupid or something?

[Vektruscen]

Are YOU stupid? Anyone with half a brain who has read Real Ultimate Power knows they are the same person.

[burningxdimx]

Dude I was kidding.

He's Robert's "cousin"

I was just playing along with the whole Trey Hamburger joke.

[johnhemingway8686]

The first rule of paranormal combat is to not talk about paranormal combat.

[Shizzymcgee]

Where's Robert?

[shadowcowxx]

That's very nobel of you, Trey. Very nobel indeed.

[duhCider]

Is that a Marx Bros. suit?

[plaidknight]

Great ending.

I loved both books, but I'd love to see a sequel to Real Ultimate Power next. It's a shame that Robert's MIA and presumed dead, but maybe someone else in your family line could pick up Robert's notes and use them.

[chumpytaco]

The first rule of the Elite Fighting Force is you do not talk about the Elite Fighting Force. Unless you think they will understand.

Agreed.

[rollusagiant]

lolol

[twygally]

This one time me and a friend were walking in the woods late at night and we saw a glowing alien shaped alien in the trees ahead of us but when we got there it disappeared to space probably. It would have helped us I think if we were wearing Psi-blocking suits such as the one you are protected by in this video. You're mom is going to regret eating nachos at a time like this one day.

[ryons1]

You are my hero Trey and Robert. I now know my purpose on this earth that I have been born into. I will help you defeat the evil forces of ghosts and aliens with my elite training that everyone never understood why I wanted to do.

[thelastmany]

Good luck, dear friend. I take this message with the utmost seriousness.

[redbeard2112]

I have been following the plight of Mr. Hamburger for years now and I am happy to see that he is finally taking the foil precautions that I recommended to him in early 2002. Although the shortblades and nunchucks are adequate tools for ninjas, it seems that ghosts/aliens are impervious to pain. The only obvious way that ghosts/aliens can harm us would be to telepathically, which would explain the thought blocking foil...brilliant Mr. Hamburger, I wish you luck.

[J4N15]

I think that there is an extra dimensional portal at my neighbor's house. He keeps on getting pizzas delivered to his house even though he didn't order them and there is a strange noise like some sort of crazy leopard coming from his basement at night. Does this mean he is an alien?

[itstheit]

This is ultrainformative, and stuff.

I'm curious. Does your elite fighting force handle CHUDs, and other subterraneans?