G.I.Joe Toy Commercial Sgr Slaughter (USA - CANADA)

[rememberingwoodhaven]

The open cockpit made him prone to gunfire. Couldn't they even put a motorcycle windshield on it? I guess he went in first.

[MHJforPrussia]

@rememberingwoodhaven his chest deflects laser!

[madxico]

I´ d like to see Chuck Noris face that guy

[rang3r34]

I had this toy! SS rocked back then!! Nowadays.....uhhhhh

[nisbahmumtaz909]

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

OH SHIT

[WebVMan]

Uh, Real American? For once, YES. Hero? No! He's a traitor! Supporting Iran and their nuclear ambitions.

[bangNL94]

NOT ENOUGH EXPLOSION!!

[FranzBrolo]

Used to have this as a kid and still do in my garage someplace, never understood what the 3 TTT's in Triple T tank sood for. Anyone know?

[Originalman320]

@FranzBrolo It stood for Tag Team Terminator. A nod to his wresting roots.

[daina009]

@FranzBrolo

Tag Team Terminator,according to my old catalogs.

[Aikidolover29]

Sgt Slaughter had the perfect voice for Gi Joe who says all wrestlers cant act well atleast voic acting...ATTENTION YOU PUKES

[MRROMEOCASANOVAJR]

Sgt. Slaughter Vs Chuck Norris Vs Mr.T = the end of the world

[HansCent]

Cooobrraaa!!!

[puppehtron]

COBRA DOMINOES 8D

[therealbravo51]

what is with all the tards talking about politics this is a video for a 1980s toy

[wordup2yourmother]

wtf are you clowns talking about this is a commercial for gi joe and sgt slaughter a WWF wrestler from the 80's.

[elc1960]

How come they didn't issue a toy version of the Sarge's camouflage limo? I always wondered why they gave Sarge a ripped physique. If you remember, Sarge (aka Bob Remus) had a pretty massive gut on him. Oh yeah, before I forget: It's a toy commercial from the 1980's, not a political statement. We're not fighting COBRA and Destro in the Middle East, after all.

[Originalman320]

@elc1960 A toy Sgt. Slaughter with his actual real life physique wouldn't have had a chance in hell of selling.

[dabigpitt]

I like how a gi joe toy sparked a argument about foriegn policy

[elc1960]

@dabigpitt Don't you see, EVERYTHING on YouTube sparks an argument about foreign policy, even Green Giant green bean commercials!

[Kaisertoji]

@dabigpitt yeah its fucking ridiculous, even so that I responded to one.

[Phenomenalhardy]

The SDCC 25th Aniversary is so Awesome

[423tk]

wow the tank blew up in the video lol

[ukrainainhitman]

holy shit this is such funny american propaganda for kids!

[ralang999]

Where did the Viper's rifles go at 0:07?

[ReverendSyn]

Heh. I have all the Sgt Slaughter figures. Even the one they made for the GI Joe Convention a few years back.

Funny how invicible and ,uscular they made him when even back in the day he was always a little tubby. Not putting him down, mind you. But he was NEVER this fit.

Shame the Fridge was never in the show.

[AudioAndroid]

I love GI JOE but I still get a kick out of the low frame rate of the later cartoons :p

[zakwilks]

in my childhood gi joe battles the guns fired good old fashioned bullets & caused horrific injurys not that fucking laser crap...

[SparkleCorp]

Man these things look so epic, why dont they sell these annymore? Or why dont they ever sell scenery like trees and shops and stuff?

[TheAnarchist33]

@SparkleCorp I'v eseen some reissues at Wal-Mart, with points and ID cards in the back and everything, bu t I only saw the 90's Snake-eyes...

[Jshaw71]

honestly gi joe is ok, but give me the transformers nay day of the week, i wasn't a military minded person, as a kid, and am still not, i think you had to be to get behind gi joe...

[000mikesant000]

Babbling bull....

[velveetaslingshot]

Man I love old school GI Joe...I grew up on that stuff. But seriously, from a military standpoint, what purpose does an open cockpit assault vehicle serve???? LOL. Leading parades?

[worstofwrestling]

Slaughter should have been on RISE OF COBRA. It would have been awesomer that way. He could show up all old and give some of the new recruits the Cobra Clutch. Deal with that WORLD!!!

[ReverendSyn]

Are we talking about the same Sgt Slaughter that supported Iraq back during the Gulf War?

[54042969]

i love slaughter

[bboyever]

"And.. LOOK OUT COBRA!"

[waderp]

funny how ST Slaughter was a WWF wrestler.....but got a deal with Hasbro to make a toy of him as a G I Joe.But didnt last long in popularity.His plan didnt work.

[joecusecolts]

@waderp I think that Slaughter was not yet part of the WWF yet. I think that he was still with the AWA at the time.

[Originalman320]

@joecusecolts Sgt Slaughter was in the WWF/WWE before his stint in the AWA.

[Optimusprimemc]

I LOVE G.I. Joe, but sgt slaughter is kinda white trash.

[AIRampage]

if u look back on it now i dont think we can put slaughter in a kids commercial anymore

[lustacularlysimple]

This was 1985? 1986? I always felt this marked the downward slope of the toy line. It began to get hokey and campy at this point..moving more towards WWFness and away from realism, or at least the fantasy/sci-fi grounded in realism. I was really disappointed with some of the last figures I ever had..as they all went to 90s colors..added even more silly crap, et cetera. The 25th Anniversary re-releases have been great though.

[velmuvelho]

I think Sgt. Slaughter is a tough guy. Eh sets cobra on the run and doesnt afraid of anything.

[SOLACEBOY]

I just bought SS online for a dollar and the Cobra ATV for four dollars. Odd.

[Devilsblood]

I use to own that toy. AHHH the memories

[ColorsBright]

"DO YOU KNOW MY DAD?"

[kemelex]

Nobody fucks with Slaughter!

[VampkillerXXX]

i always wanted that Sgt Slaughter toy but never happened :(

[st4ngeI2]

i had teh triple-t tank - gi-joe was the best

[jaysato]

i wanted this toy as a kid.

[BanjoOz]

I STILL remember this ad and "jingle" over most other toy ads from my childhood. I love that "Sgt. Slaughter" sounds far more like someone who should be an "Evil Cobra" in name... like some others here, I only later found out he was a wrestler and a "real person".

[Brokemyneck]

INFIDEL!

Sgt. Slaughter only uses his american tank made by american workers to get faster to the enemys of the freedom and democracy. Protection is something for comunists and muslims.

(those who dont get the irony behind this are probably american.)

[A7WFG]

In the words of the great Sgt. Slaughter:

"At Ease, Disease!"

[ghb2513]

Seriously though, what military value does that "tank" have?

The driver is totally exposed and there's no main gun on the tank :rolleyes:

WTF

[xXxMakubexXx]

Sgt. Slaughter IS the main weapon.

[AVClarke]

Exactly. Sgt. Slaughter is a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

[GoGadgetHookerClean]

LoL

[jericho696969]

Nowerdays, seeing as ive grown up and seen the reality, the romantic fantasy's gone, but as a kid, of course. It was the whole idea of "strapping on the gun and getting the bad guys"

[GoGadgetHookerClean]

playing cowboy?? Why do all americans have this deep seeded need to play cowboy?

[peterscoop]

because you suck

[meshuggahfan]

history, oppression, oh and cuz you touch yourself at night.

[dean4125]

sgt slaughter was my favorite joe character. he kicked a ton of ass.

[jericho696969]

My girlfreinds sayin "oh this is just pointless, its promoting aggression and war, but I suppose that's what boy's like" Damn Right!!!!!

[TylerCharlesFisher]

I never payed much attention to wrestling as a child. So it always boggled my eight year old mind that Sgt. Slaughter was somehow a real person.

[IsawaMitaka]

I always thought G.I. Joe went down hill after introducing Sgt. Slaughter as a team member. Except for the episode where we find out Sgt. Slaughter speaks ancient Greek. LOL.

[shinobizach89]

they introduced Sgt. Slaughter due to his gimmick in wrestling, which is based on his time in the military, plus at the time pro wrestling was trying to cross over into the mainstream markets

[diwagraffiti]

sgt's tears is the cure for cancer. too bad HE DOES NOT CRY

[mmdk]

TH...THE WRESTLER?

[Awesomedude113]

WOOT! GO SGT. SLAUGHTER! BOO-YA!

[SAMagic]

We need this guy in Afghanistan NOW!!

[nords]

You need to get out of Afghanistan NOW!! ;) loll

[biped19]

LOL.

[batterez]

@nords Well if we send Sgt Slaughter in we can pull everyone else out. Did you see how many of those Cobra's he killed? The way I figure he could handle about 10000 insurgents at once. lol.

[chizzy555]

@nords you need to NUKE afganistan NOW!!

[nords]

@chizzy555 no one need to be in Afghanistan except Afgan people. Like no Afgan army need to be in Canadians or American territories

[chizzy555]

@nords well we got a problem with evil powers taking over surrounding countries, dont need another Hitler situation, so good to nip it in the but before it gets outta hand, sorta like pest control for the world, its doing our part as responsible superpowers

[nords]

@chizzy555 and you believe it? You believe that a country that travel on camel and old toyota truck will take over surround countries? To ask why terrorism hit the USA. What if the US was invaded by a superpower country and you coulnd do nothing? Do you believe that some of the US citizen would try anything to get the foreigh army to get out of your country, with bombing the other country? If you reply no then you watch too many television.

[chizzy555]

@nords not sure exactly what you are saying, except for the first part and yes the taliban is a threat to the surrounding countries, and usa and canada is part of a massive and powerful union of countries so noone could truly threaten it anyways, just pesky middle eastern people can occasionally be a bother since their primitive children and gotta be contantly babysat

[wordup2yourmother]

@nords Because we want a base in their country. Just like we have bases everywhere. Its just like the Romans did. Oh and have you heard supposedly all these minerals were"just found" over in iraq. China is already there building a railway.

[nords]

@SAMagic no one need to be in Afghanistan except Afgan people. Like no Afgan army need to be in Canadians or American territories

[SAMagic]

@nords : In an ideal world, yes - but the world is not that simple. And last time I checked, the UN forces were training an Afghan army so that its government can protect itself, which is far more than the facist terrorists that are the Taleban ever did.

[Kaisertoji]

@nords Yeah go tell that to those who died in 9/11 pal. The Afghan people is not the enemy, its the Taliban and the Alqaeda and somebody need to send them on their way to hell.

[Conan151515]

@nords lol are you serious?

[a1nall]

@nords We are going to need better looking Cobra Commander in the next real G.I.Joe movie.

[damo9811]

@SAMagic dont think he would do much good.....he an actor and former wwf wrestler,who strangly enough just happend to be sgt slaughter in the ring...ha ha ha

[NoOrthodoxy]

Sgt. Slaughter kicks cobra ass!

[sickiedickie1280]

the sgt slaughter gi joe figure looked like hitler as a buffed up drill sgt. lol

[AKaxe1]

GREAT TOYS, POOR ACTING LOL!

[schizotugger81]

im with you d5crimson

[d5crimson]

I'm bout to cry...I wanna go back to the 80s man.

[BigManila]

man they don't make toy commercials like this any more

[strumpeteer]

Freeze frame at 0:17 for a big surprise!

[Biorythym]

don't get it, what am I missing?

[mastermonarch]

slaughter was a real American hero surving in our nations military.

[nords]

and a traitor when he change to be a Russian in the WWF ;)

[Dragonrider1227]

quite possibly the STUPIDEST move ever by the WWF

[nords]

hahaha yeah

[tru2daflu]

fuck yeah dude. i remember when sgt. slaughter was on gi-joe

[kevistheone]

that toy is bad ass!!!!

[miyoshi82]

I hope they release a 25th anni Sgt. Slaugter so I can re-create that scene at 0:19.

[user8881]

I had a Sgt. Slaughter.

[kcirtap01]

Even as a kid I hated Sgt Slaughter. I remember seeing this commercial on TV and enjoyed when his tank/vehicle/whatever gets hit and he has to bail out. Anyway. A horrible character that non of my childhood friends wanted.

[JakeSeeMore]

nope

[killerbee2k]

hahaha sgr slaughter god damn thats best concept for an action figure ever! G.I was awesome!

[dardum2001]

I think I still have that Triple T tank somewhere...

[QuatuorMortis]

Hahaha! Was that Jesse Ventura? ROLF!

[bloggerdude2005]

This is when GI Joe started to get stupid.

[metallicanirvana12]

yhah after the movie. and some toys of the 87 were cool like the rawhides dreadnock cycle mamba and air sciff not zanazabar.

[Morbiddragonelf]

I think it would be hilarious if Sgt. Slaughter has a cameo in the upcoming GI Joe movie for 2009. Maybe not as himself, but just to see him in it for a two second scene would be that tilt of the hat to the 80s fans, like it was to put Lou Farigno in the recent Hulk films.

[Jpew2007]

Yeah that would be cool.

[emachines007]

sgt. slaughter is da bomb

[sacrificaltotem]

i always hated the sgt although i liked him in the gi joe movie (when he beat the crap out of like 50 b.a.t.s but i always thought he was a bit gimmicky

[Morbiddragonelf]

It was a little silly that they made a character out of a pro wrestler, but I love how he totally got into the role. They gave him a lot of great lines in the movie, and he actually did make the show more fun.

[sweetJ56]

ok who ripped off who? wwe ripped off g i joe or g.i. joe ripped off wwe, cause when i was younger i had no idea who sgt. slaughter the wrestler was only sgt. slaughter the g.i joe so what the hell

[fuzzyguyoffroad]

They are the same person

[xraycat30]

Yeah, it's the same person played as himself on the GI JOE series, but I think the wrestler character existed and the GI JOE makers thought that he would be good for the show.

[SimUser]

Yeah, I had this POS, the tracks refused to roll over anything that wasn't perfectly straight.

[lotusblack80]

that vehicle sucked...too many of my friends had them too

[lustacularlysimple]

More like "Sgt. Redneck Fatgut Wrestler".

[MiddleEasternBorder]

Why would they feature Sgt. Slaughter's triple T tank if it was easily blown up during the cartoon?

[xraycat30]

Wow, those Crimson Guards were puzzies, they went down like dominoes.

[misterbiglee]

they were cobra vipers not crimson guardsman

[xraycat30]

At 20 seconds in? I don't recall the Vipers being red, but you're right, upon closer inspection, they don't look like Crimson Guards.

[JBSchmoov]

"Aaaaaand thaaaaaaaaat's an orderrrrrr!"

[DonJohnson28]

Agreed!

[buttonfiend]

God. Bless. America. D:

[St1gar]

He's called "Sergeant Slaughter"? Jesus Christ...!

[nativedetroit]

Hulk Hogan would have kicked Sarges ass

[oakfox1981]

TIMMAH!!

[Headbangergio]

the song is priceless!

[brenansmith]

Baterys not inclided by gay psa co.

[Sacredenginex]

Sgt. Slaughter totally just whipped Dreadnock, and Crimson guard ass!!! and hen the way he kept bumping Dr. Mindbender, Sarge was all "Oh sorry Maggot,"bump bump "Carefull there Maggot, it's a long way down", and Mindbender was all "I'll show you, I'll make a badass clone of histories greatest leaders, and shove him upeveryones ass, and then Cobra Commander will like me best"

He should totally get a wrestlemania rematch with Hulk Hogan

[magnificent666]

Reason #436 why Sgt. Slaughter is The Man.

[ProGamEr808]

lol stormshadow is better than sgt. slaughter XD

[VallaeBoy]

NOOOO way.....Storm was cool, but Sarge would knock his and Cobra Commander's heads together like two coconuts....JOOOOOE JOOOOOE!

[shenallh]

remember these sound u made playin wit them phsss! phsss! dhsss! or moanin sound with barbie stealin sister dolls to make a homemade porn lol!sick litte kid i was huh.

[oasisbeyond]

My cousin had this, heck we made a mocie of it lol I should post it here lol good times,.,. man I'm old now :(

[cha5]

My twelve inch tall 1970s GI Joe would have wasted four inch high SGT. Slaughter with his Kung Fu Grip.

[mrbenyong]

DONT SELL THOSE EQUIPMENT SEPARATELY!!! sheesh.

how did the government approve a name like Sargent slaughter for kids....

[pitbull1979]

because it wasn't as pussified as it is now.

[arseface168]

ROFL! Man thats hardcore! 100 cobras,WOW That guy could really fuck ya shit up.

[LtKar]

Yeah, until the Roids wore off, then he was a justa "Once juiced up Vet. with a really samll dick."

[TomasTigre]

I always thought that tank looked like a moon rover.

[riidinghard]

listen up you maggot scum.

[Knightmare3000]

careful the Sgt. might put the cobras in the cobra clutch

[mi4johns]

LMAO.

[alanhowitzer]

I had that thing. I always wondered what exactly the hell it was. GI Joe started making things that looked like Sci-Fi stuff and less like real army gear. I liked the stuff that looked like real tanks and airplanes instead of SGT. Slaughter's half ass weapons platform with no protection to the person driving it.

[corg22]

I burned all my Joes too!!haha

[Bassimastprime]

Godddd the songs on these commercials were the best lmfao

[zentropa]

SGT Slaughter was a fag.

[bornslippyboy]

I dig how each toy and figure has his own theme song!

[tehhuggable1]

Yeah, a tank with a open cockpit, he's lucky the Cobras are such bad shots.

[jrcarter9175]

Or maybe he was just so badass, he dared the Cobras to take a shot at him.

[Pogokoala]

hahahahahahaha

[rogerpenna]

I had both this tank and that black/reddish bullet proof cobra car.

I think I burned all of them. Sigh. I destroyed all my Gi Joes, to make battles more realistic! :(

[daevczen]

So that was the plan was it? Get all them terr'ist to get in a line and then knock them down line dominoes! Brilliant.

[Bice404]

lol, Sgt Slaughter...as if slaughtering was a good thing!? Cobras should kill him first for being such an asshat patriot.

[terencemgarcia]

seargent slaughter and that triple t tank i have that before even that last clip of destro and the ferret quad bike. cool. wish i could jump back to 1989 when i had those toys.

[rh117]

Rolf

[DharkSamuel]

T.T.T. = Tag Team Terminator

[layouts77]

LOL I got that as a gift for my birthday back in '86 or '87, one of the few Joe vehicles I had as a tyke. The Triple T was lost to the sands of time but I still have the Sarge in my new Joe display case. I should pick up another TTT at some point.

[defdave]

Oh man, I always wanted that Triple T tank. Damn I miss those days!

[ILoooooveCamels]

No wonder I could never find any Crimson Guard guys. This little twerp bought them all so he could domino them! What a creep.

[Xpnd22]

Lol:"Real american hero".

What the fuck is that bullshit.

Hahaha.

[toys2cool]

Awesome I love my Joes,i think I still have my slaughter.It's funny how big and strong Slaughter was in the cartoons and how crappy looking he looked in real life.But still a cool character even though Serpentor whooped his ass LOL awesome commercial

[norfolk316]

Yeah, but he did whoop Nemesis Enforcer in the movie and tons of other troops as well as whipping falcon into shape. Gotta count for something.

[TaiyouNoTekken]

That little jingle should be the Sarge's entrance theme in WWE!

[dean4125]

sgt slaughter is awesome. I happen to still have that triple t tank. Its an awesome vehicle.

[Skatox]

That whas my favorite car!!!! Oh god!!

[BennyProfane]

The voice actor at the beginning sounds like Captain Murph on sealab 2021. Listen to it a couple of times, and you will know that I am right.

[Dragonrider1227]

Sgt. Slaughter was AWESOME!

[veltro75]

Oh man I had that, lol.

[Terryfan]

Awesome commercial

YO JOE!