Hating the Haters: Amateur Cyclists II

[Buitretom]

No,no the audio is all there, but the mouthfull of BurgerShit got him muted.

[bladteth]

Wear a helmet, mate. Accidents happen.

[FloatingMyBoat]

for a person who hates, you certainly go out of your way to do so... you got a map and everything :D

were you able to read that map?

you sure do have a lot of time on your hands

[boomstickkid]

this guy is awesome!!!!!

[Cableguy008]

What's that? Speak up, I can't hear you

[pseudotruth]

A prick in a metal coffin

[KrunchyJD]

A stupid lazy prick in a car destroying the environment and bitching about people who ride bikes, probably because he wants to overtake them all within 2 feet, and be a dangerous moron. At least the clip has no audio, at least that is good, I couldnt hear him.

[bambizzoozled]

@KrunchyJD

Overtake? I never even move slightly to the left. BUZZ!!....

[KrunchyJD]

@bambizzoozled Your a dangerous moron then, who should not have a licence. 

[aghiles06]

@bambizzoozled yo dude those guys are fags they just dissing yu on the comments cauz they CAN'T DISS YU IN THE FACE , thats wat im telling yu talk is cheap just bring yur bicycle on the road and ill fking smash ya

[FloatingMyBoat]

@aghiles06 yes, by "smashing" you will attempt to sit on me?

if you dont get tired after the first 8 seconds you could have a chance if didnt have use of any of my limbs and blindfolded.... sure, you got it... but to be honest... cycling is good for you, and thats extra excecise im getting while you bitch in your car, so once you get out of the car, im ahead of the game... provided you dont need help to get out of the car...

[ShadowCrashed81]

@KrunchyJD Lol listen to you with your holier-than-thou speak. "I ride a bike therefore I am saving the earth." Typical middle class liberal.

[jsnsykes]

I liked this video the most, cause you can't hear anything coming out of that wild and wobbly mouth of yours.. It's just like reality (nothing coming out of your brain) only less noise!! Love it! Wish more of your videos were like this..

[chadfanto13]

haha still nobody likes you

[magnesium111]

fuck you wmg

[ElliotWoolf]

Oh man! Audio disable by those fucking bastards from WMG! For fuck sake!

[bambizzoozled]

@ElliotWoolf

I just need to quit being lazy and re-cut this one without the music over the credits. At any rate, the Rules of the Road for the area in question are clearly seen in this video. Bikes out of the road.

[ElliotWoolf]

@bambizzoozled - We have the same problem with bikes here in the UK as well. It drives me crazy.

[kapasantal]

I'm very very happy for the desabled audio and I hope you will louse your voice in your life or if you would hang yourself that that would be the best for the world

[TheRgmproductions]

lmao FUCK YOU WMG

[devilsadvocatenow]

If being a pussy means that I don't broadcast stupid shit that makes me look like a dumb fuck then, yes, I'm a pussy. You fucking fag.Don't bring any more weak shit.

[devilsadvocatenow]

To the author..I have videos of my own, but if they are going to be as fucking stupid as this then of course I'm not going to post them under this name. Nice try you fucking punk.

[bambizzoozled]

So you admit you're a pussy.

[NeoNoggie]

O'noes, sounds gone, and I wanted to hear more cyclist bashing D: Lemme know if you get the sound back up.

[Ethoxyethane]

I use a bicycle for all of my commuting and have to put up with asshole motorists every day that I go out on the road. Despite the laws allowing cyclists on the roads, any cyclist who chooses to use the road instead of a segregated paved path is a moron. If I had a special path with no cars on it ever, I would use the shit out of it.

[knowyourenemy89]

I'm actually glad that WMG muted this video... never thought I'd say that :)

[M3CoupeC50]

Who cares what this bald, fucking retard has to say? He is a moron. Typical out of shape loser who hates what he can't be. . In shape.

[Inv4derxXx]

maybe you should listen because it has to do with the armstrong wannabe using the middle of the road when there are hundreds of miles of trails around them

[itbeshowinlikeamotha]

I didn't know that there was a trail that lead me to work, if you happen to find one, tell me.

[bambizzoozled]

It's the one that goes under that bridge you fucking troll.

I love your name though, seriously.

[xplat]

@M3CoupeC50

That argument never works. Nice job keeping up the BMW/douchebag stereotype though.

and fuck Warner Music Group.

[M3CoupeC50]

@xplat Put a cock in your mouth. it's all it's good for.

[MrCouchbound]

no audio fuckin youtube fuckn bitches,this guy is my hero.

[nube1890]

whoever Bambizoozled is you said I had no videos and was a coward(im not exactly sure what that means?) but I wanted to assure you that I do have one video, the one I made with your mama and if your werent half retarded I would think you might be my son??

[trellzaboppin]

No audio!!! There IS a God, who has found a way of shutting you the fuck up!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[hazor777]

HEY BRO : RE - SHOOT this or RE-UPLOAD ! Fucking WMG (??) "muted" it,those assholes!

[VigorAttack]

I'm glad the audio was cut because anything this asshole says is complete shit!

[knowyourenemy89]

@VigorAttack

and we should flag his videos also

[gusfromflorida]

From page 94 of the Georgia DMV manual.... "Bicyclists are legally entitled to use every road in Georgia except the interstate

highways. Although their slower pace may pose problems for motorists

occasionally, it is important for drivers to respect the bicyclists right to be there.

Yield the right of way to the bicyclist in the same way that you would to another

motorist."

[wasellin]

@gusfromflorida

Even in Georgia!?

[gusfromflorida]

i think bambi is so bitter because he is bald

[Ziegelwiese]

One day your gasoline is going bye bye and your kids get ill due to NOx in the "drinking" water the same time you finally inhaled enough to poison your brain by the soot

[dashizniz123]

you are fucking awesome

[Spartan9175]

Being muted is the best thing that could happen to this nimrod.

[aquilonian]

LOL why is everyone taking this guys so seriously.  Its oviously a comedy bit

[germanicdogman]

self abusing ass wipe

[ettin1]

prrtttfff...just another one driving aimlessly through life..probably still lives at home with his mummy...quite sad actually...as he considers himself rather important...just all talk with no substance.

[genettico]

So I was trying to figure this guy while watching his video! I personally hate amateur cyclists that get in the fucking way too(smack in the middle of the street riding @ 10mph), and I bike myself (love it), but those of us that ride on the fucking white line and still have to deal with an ASSHOLE driver that thinks is driving a fucking 16 wheeler, need to stay OFF the fucking road! This ARE the dangerous fuckers! So... bambi are you a fucking trucker by profession? you dont need the whole lane!

[speeddemon0117]

That white line can be very slippery when riding through the rain. They are in the middle of the street because that is where they are safest. The "cyclists" that I really hate are the ones who run stop signs and red lights while riding at night without lights at night.

[genettico]

Dumb asses like you mentioned are the ones that make a bad name for the rest of us "cyclists" I like the ""! I love it when Im driving at nightime and this dumb ass fucker decides to go biking without lights, reflectors and to top it off dressed all in black!Is like they are asking to be ran the fuck over! You can barely make them out. I think Bambi's attack refers to this dumb fucks! To what I say: "... Run them the fuck over.."

Again I love biking, but I hate the stupid ass drivers and bikers

[speeddemon0117]

Last month, a kid riding before first light got hit and killed just down the road from where I live. According to the news article I read, all the driver saw before she hit him was a shadow. He was a middle school student on his way to school. Even though the driver was not at fault, she will have to live with this incident for the rest of her life.

[speeddemon0117]

As inexpensive as lights are, there is just no excuse to not have them on your bike. Reflectors just will not cut it. I ride with a headlight, two taillights, and two light-up arm bands when I ride in to work in the morning, and also when I ride at night. I am not afraid to stand out and look stupid.

[genettico]

lol! You Go! Too much for me! I have the light front and back and the back on is much brighter than my car's brake light, my helmet has built in reflectivity so if they cant see me like this they need NOT to be driving on the road!

[Lewk88]

You guys are faggots - go jogging or something.

[retard0strong]

Shit, if these "shamce armstrong" (sorry if I spelled it wrong)types are this much of a fucking bother that it requires an actual video, run them the fuck over, get out of your car and say "hey asshole you kow you deserve that" and then run them the fuck over, again!

[jordmanian]

You know what most people don't realize and some people will probably find hard to believe is that it's pretty dumb making a video commentary while you're driving a car. Maybe you shouldn't be allowed to use the road either.

[lennysody]

Hey douche bag:"You know what most people don't realize, and some people will probably find hard to believe is that one of my favorite things that I like to do is ride my bike." That may be true but you are definitely an ignorant cyclist. Its call a road bike for a reason.. and the reason is to ride on the road. You better get used to it as gas prices rise chief...

[askAlanNow]

How about drivers just run you over i think they should do that.

[lennysody]

What the hell gives drivers the ultimate right to the road? You wanna answer that big shot?

[askAlanNow]

I don't think that cars should have to listen to the damn bikers!

[chadharlow24]

fuck u cunt bikes are the motha fukin best

[BeaverTerror]

Redneck

[tomcatfranks]

Shmance, lol

[POSTALCODE101]

This idiot is just just mad and depressed becuase he has a crappy ass bike and hes a loser with no life going off on the real cyclist with real road performance bikes.

[tomcatfranks]

What kind of bike do you own, Bambizzooled?

[bambizzoozled]

Well, like I say in the video, it is a $60.00 Wal-Mart special. I think it is called a Roadmaster or something. It is today's Chinese version of a Huffy. It is also the first bike I actually paid money for in many, many years. I have always seen bikes as something free, like picking fruit from a tree. This time I decided to try a victimless bike acquisition situation.

[3rdDan4Life]

LMAO!! Dude tell it how it is!! Get you bike on the damn bike path or stay the hell home!!

[speeddemon0117]

Wait until he gets t-boned on his much vaunted bike path. Then he will probably changge his mind.

[bambizzoozled]

I do the T-Boning around these parts, thank you.

[JoyousinJesus]

Wtf is a "pamplet" LOL

[bambizzoozled]

That is another word for brochure, but it is spelled "pamphlet."

What is the "F" in WTF for, joyousinJESUS?

[JoyousinJesus]

Right. I realize this. I was picking at you for your accent. When you say the word "pamphlet" it sounds like "pamplet." If you look at my other comments I've posted on your vids, you will realize that I think you are quite funny. I wasn't attacking you, merely poking fun. Thanks.

[djols21]

a month ago, i had this asshole riding his fucking bike wearin his gay ass stretch suit piece of shit riding in the middle of my lane, goin about 10 miles per hour right in front of me, with a sidewalk right next to him. And you know what this douchebag did? when i passed him, he said, "learn how to fucking drive, asshole!" as if im in the wrong in that situation. these people need to get flattened by a semi to learn a fucking lesson i guess.

[speeddemon0117]

It sounds like you are the one who needs to grow up and learn a lesson. It might be illegal for him to ride on the sidewalk. Even if it is legal, at 17 you might not realize it yet, but you DO NOT have the right to harass him into riding on the sidewalk. Doing so is legally considered assault and can result in jail time. Your anger is not worth going to prison over. Grow up.

[djols21]

when did i ever "harass" the guy? when did i ever say that? in fact, i didn't say anything to him. stop making things up

[speeddemon0117]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean that you in particular had harassed him. This guy may have just been harassed by by another and was still probably pissed off.

[sbursi]

... except its actually safer to ride on the street than the sidewalk. And it's not "your" lane. Bikes and motorcycles have as much of a right to the road as cars and trucks do.

[epyon078]

lmao! i was rushen out at this, haha, but its so awkwardly true :S fucking shmance XD

[mitermiser]

AUTO-PLAYING this video when you post it on OTHER PEOPLE's MySpace profiles is rude you dumb bitches. I would be inclined to be your fans otherwise. You fucking rude BITCHES! Stop with the FUCKING AUTO-PLAY! (or just fucking die)

[bambizzoozled]

mitermiser is simply reposting the message that I posted on some bitch's bullshit repeatedly. the bitches were putting their video all the fuck over myspace. when you go to a page, their STUPID shit starts playing way down in the comments somewher. cunts. die.

[speeddemon0117]

You say that you like to ride your bike on Jekyll Island. Why not try riding your bike out to Jekyll Island? I asked you that but you did not answer.

[speeddemon0117]

Why don't you try riding your bike to Jekyll Island?

[VonSchnutze]

or Australia...

[Monton85]

Clownigga

[Boutdemheels]

Seriously, these cyclists need to get the fuck outta the road. I almost ran over one of you bitches the other day.

[mondaycurse]

You could also looking when you drive. It sounds like you almost hit one yesterday, so you are the danger to the road.

[JoyousinJesus]

Hahahaha.

[wuttinup]

FUCK CYCLISTS!!!

[BikinCO]

Do you not know the definition of exclusive?

You are such a chicken shit. Continue to hide behind your glasses and your camcorder. Several local cyclist have asked you to show up at Fox's Pizza downtown and you won't. You are just a big fucking inbred pussy.

[DubStackG]

ROTFLMAO

[Bapuji42]

I wouldn't want to confront a bunch of hostile spandex-clad assholes either. I knew a bunch of cyclists in Philadelphia who held events where they intentionally blocked the road to "raise awareness". I wanted to raise their awareness of my car's bumper going up their ass.

[bambizzoozled]

I know a bitch that ran over one of their asses out in Los Angeles. Hahahahaha! I LOVE her! The fag was out riding his spadex ass in the road and she, as always, was driving drunk. She flipped his ass right over the handlebars onto the pavement and hauled ass. You know why it was him getting hit and not you or me? We weren't out in the fucking road!

[BikinCO]

So, since the trail is used by so many different user groups, the trail is not exclusive to cyclist and we are not required to stay on the path.

[bambizzoozled]

Are all of you cyclists retards? The Rules of the Road state clearly that you ARE aupposed to use the trail.

[infiniteawesome]

Look, dickhead. Do the world the favor and just put a bullet between that large hole in your head where your brain should be. Paved roads were designed first and foremost with bicyclists in mind. You just don't know that because you never did your research.  But no one can expect that of a person who has no brain

I have many theories as to how one could not have a brain such as yourself, but the one I entertain the most entails that bitch you call a mother taking it in the ass while pregnant.

[bambizzoozled]

So, yes, then? You ARE all retarded - and blind. Did you not see the Rules of the Road? The first paved roads were for chariots. They were the Roman roads. The first asphalt roads were for cars. And don't forget the Rules which are plainly seen in the video as published by the local authority. HA! So fuck you, and your argumentum ad hominem. Look it up Schmance! Less fallacy more fellatio FAG!

[wuttinup]

Damn right, put his bitch ass in check Todd! I hate those fucking dickheads too. Can't wait for the next vid.

[Bapuji42]

First of all, it's possible to shoot *between* two objects, or *through* a hole, but not between a hole. Second, it's not true that paved roads were designed "first and foremost" with cyclists in mind. Throughout history, paving systems were developed mostly to improve commerce. John McAdam designed a precursor of the modern paved road with the iron-tired wheels of coaches in mind. Cyclists were among the proponents of tarmac roads, but not the main reason. Read wikipedia, bitch.

[Bapuji42]

Why don't my replies show up inline where they belong?? Well, at least they'll show up in infinite-duhsome's email inbox. I DID do my research, and you're delusional. You know what I think is hilarious about cyclists? They way you think you have to wear $900 worth of spandex, water bottles, special shoes, etc to have a good time. It's especially funny when I see 200 lb lardos wearing the spandex...what, you need that competitive edge? Har!

[bambizzoozled]

Right on dude! Your comments will show up, sometimes it takes a while.

There is this one really fat as around here who wears bright Yellow. You can see his fat ass in the first video in this series. He has only gotten fatter over time. It must be all that pizza and beer. They swill on Thursdays at their little Gay-A meeting.

[Bapuji42]

I just meant that my replies don't show up nested underneath the original comment.

Where's the first video in the series? I couldn't find it.

Also, I gotta say, I don't agree with the gay slurs. My brother is gay. But on the whole I deem you righteous...hehe.

[bambizzoozled]

Sometimes it takes a while for them to show up right. If they are not doing it, click on View All Comments. To see the first video, click "This is a video response to Hating the Haters: Amateur Cyclists" right below the video.

I know what you mean about the gay thing. I do a lot of business with these certain gay dudes, and everytime I call some a cocksucker as an insult it is odd. I am not trying to come down on them personally. HAHAHA damn. "come down on them" - anyway. Gay as in bad.

[bambizzoozled]

Let us step back for a second, or go to the dictionary, and you will find the word "gay" has had many definitions. One of the newest (1950s?) is "homosexual." And since then (now) gay means lame or weak. Like calling a man a woman, or a girlie boy. So when homosexuals chose to be called something other than homosexual, they opened themselves up to ambiguous language. When I mean homosexual I will say it.

[Bapuji42]

Ya, I feel you. I don't really want to get into a big argument about it, because I don't think we fundamentally disagree. But I will point out that the usage of "gay" as an insult stems directly from the reference to homosexuality. It's sort of equivalent to calling someone a homo or a fag. That's where it starts to seem bigoted -- it's treating an inference of homosexuality as an insult. That being said, I say it out of habit, but I try to be thoughtful and edit it out of my written posts.

[bambizzoozled]

It is bigoted. And, like I say, it is like calling a man a woman, or a pussy. But, bigoted, sure. The thing is we can make this list of words that offend us, but once the list begins it will never be complete. I am just being a real White American heterosexual male. Fuck it!

[BikinCO]

No you are being a real uneducated, simple minded, racist male.

[sbursi]

No they dont. On all roads except highways, cyclists have the same rights as cars, except that they are required to stay as far to the right as is safely possible (the edge of the road is often full of glass and other debris so this is often difficult). Don't try any of that "ride on the sidewalk" bullshit, either. In most states it is illegal to ride on the sidewalk if you are over 12 years of age.

[BikinCO]

You idiot. The path on Jekyll Island is a multi use trail. The state law in Georgia is:

Whenever a usable path has been provided adjacent to a roadway and disignated for the exclusive us of bicycle riders, then the appropriate governing authority may require that bicycle riders use such path and not use those sections of the roadway so specified by such local governing authority.

The path on Jekyll Island is used buy bicycles, walkers, joggers, baby strollers, roller bladers, golf carts...

[welfarecomics]

Dood, ur the shiz! An Inspiration!

[hunhun23]

bicyclists are supposed to be on the right side of the road if there are no bike paths. On the farthest right. They have to obey all the rules of the road like drivers do. We have these little asshat kids that ride right out in front of you or ride against a green light. I almost hit this one kid that was riding on the wrong side and there was another car coming the other way and what does he do? comes into my lane without looking and I almost hit him!

[LasVegasEnvy]

Right on brother. For anyone out there that actually keeps it real, your videos should be an inspiration.

[99knives]

Agree with you 100%. I hate those Lance Armstrong wannabes.

[kapasantal]

@99knives DIE DIE DIE

[matt357]

where did you get them

[bambizzoozled]

at a dollar store. they were a rare find around here.

[matt357]

where can i get those sunglasses

[bambizzoozled]

I need some more. These that you see recently broke.

[askAlanNow]

my thoughts.

[islandGAL7]

: )

[bambizzoozled]

hey local! holler.

[jimbrenner]

Another great video!

[TubErSkillZ]

cause you are not a player...sorry

[matt357]

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

[bambizzoozled]

I accidentally removed your comment about your name. But I would never leave you out, homes. Just pause the video at 5:32 and you will see your name in the credits.

[TubErSkillZ]

Fuck you matt357 ...you peace of shit why do you have to bring beef into this by replyin' something stupid... have fun with it or get the fuck out bitch

[Btown2908]

dude, im from savannah and that shit gets so annoying. im bout to start playin me some pedestrian bike polo. love ya vids.

[bambizzoozled]

I know. Suppose you did hit one of these bastards? It would be there own fault in my opinion.

[Katlunn]

Glad to see you back in the video business Todd. ; ) And I agree, that shit is annoying. STAY ON THE PATH SHMANCE! lol!

[madmaxxp1]

unless you can ride your bike at the speed limit, get out of the fucking road.

[fridaynightovernight]

you have a point there seeya

[matt357]

what is th song at the end

[bambizzoozled]

"A Fifth of Beethoven" is a disco instrumental recorded by Walter Murphy and the Big Apple Band. It was adapted by Murphy from the first movement of Beethoven's 5th Symphony. The four-note opening motif in particular, is well known worldwide, and it evokes the Morse code letter "V" (for "victory") (dot-dot-dot-dash).

VICTORY BITCHES!

[scraller4]

lol great vid 5/5

[flyboi98]

cool i saw my name "flyboi98"

this guys vids are awesome

hes always rigging some shit.

hes got connections, eh?

[GaMeRuInEr]

First in the Gs, great video man.

[F00Fight0rz]

First in the F alaphabet thing

Great video made me laugh alot

[thedrax]

I feel you bro, we have the same problem in Seattle.

[ironj221]

first