Ass AssAssination

[CallaLily88]

hahahaha!!! Too funny!

[Upalupa0o]

AHAHAHA

[vjm1234]

Nice ass! SmileyD

[Blomvik]

I cant believe it has only been a month since this video changed my life forever

[GoryStories]

This video was just downright assinine!

Therefore, I liked it! It blew me away! Keep em' ripping! PopsOut, Light up a cig.

[theslokteen]

oh no, a shooting butt!

[ElishevaT]

what a bunch of asses.

[ahmunda]

hahahaahhaha

[jaxtrax2]

My little 9 year old sister is visiting.

I'm getting so impatenit for her to leave so I can watch this video already!! lol

[ds99]

Nice asses. Keep these coming guys.

[regamom3]

Now I think I've seen it all!!! Literally ;)

[reedl06]

You Guys ROCK!!!

[burningsensation3]

Wow, funny and kind of hot.

[w0lfie823]

lol...?

[TwoBrokenWyngs]

I just saw Devin in a McDonalds commercial! It was amazing! Good job, Devin! You work your way up!

[hippomonster3]

and don't forget the lynx advert!

[somestuffyea]

this is the second vid i have ever seen by you guys and this is hilarious :)

[TaintedWitch666]

lol

[lboley0]

hahaha. Loved it!

[AmyGarrod]

;L!! That amazing!

[kelbel156]

lol nothing makes my day better than seeing your butt. heheheh

[Thijsterhaar]

Joel van Vliet, that sounds dutch.

Super funny vid though xD

[creativewind]

Nothing brightens my day like an unexpected double-homicide!

[radadie87]

you had to stretch out your ass pretty hard to put that gun in there. im sure ur roomies helped.

[TheBabyEaters]

what are friends for? that's right... ass stretching.

[tuttiespookie]

you guys are addicting! i love your videos!

[TheBabyEaters]

like crack.

[samurray5]

That's one way of getting rid of swamp ass :-º

[vjm1234]

that was "cheeky". 3 of the finest asses on Youtube. 5 stars. SmileyD

[missdivinestalls]

Poor butts. What was their crime I wonder?

[TheBabyEaters]

Apathy was their crime. They just didn't give a shit.

[terracrush1234]

*backs away slowly*

[eightdaysaweek111]

glad to see some joel van vliet, especially his backside.

hes quite awesome, just in case you all didnt catch it from this.

[WeAreHumanInc]

okay. my brain has officially melted. I laughed way too much at this.

[TheBabyEaters]

quick, plug your ears!

[maddaleena]

hahahah :D This just saved my night :D

[TheBabyEaters]

Joel & The Baby Eaters to the rescue!

[carolperez]

good one tanks

[iggy35]

You wouldnt want the phrase "stick up" to be missinterpreted!

[TheBabyEaters]

absolutely we would.

[tonygem]

did that get flagged, buttboys?

[TheBabyEaters]

expect nothing less.

[sweetgal4509]

well those were the cutest butts ever XP

[TFRAP]

Guns don't kill people, fart loaded guns do.

[TheBabyEaters]

fart power.  don't underestimate it.

[xoxopeytonxoxo]

haha YESSSSS!

[TheBabyEaters]

Never a bad idea to treat yourself to some ass.

[OneoftheImmortals]

I can almost smell the gun powder.

[TheBabyEaters]

better than tasting it.

[OneoftheImmortals]

hmmm

I've been told by too many to count that mine taste good.

[realitytc]

trying to imagine practicing firing a gun w/ ur ass crack. ha.

[TheBabyEaters]

joel didn't need to practice... he is a natural.

[bwanabass]

The best yet... I particularly enjoyed the dramatic, tension building music at the end.

[TheBabyEaters]

i'm imagining your name as Bwanab Ass. that cool?

[bwanabass]

Yes. errr I mean Y'Ass. Assolutely.

[JFTHogeling]

love it!

[BaileyAndBryansZoo]

thank you..

[TheBabyEaters]

you're most welcome.

[planetpeacock]

How could you not laugh during this? :P

[TheBabyEaters]

we take our work very seriously.

[YTwatchdawg]

Crack definately kills here.

[TheBabyEaters]

this is what nancy reagan was talking about.

[phiovr]

The best butts ever!! more like this please! =)

[Magnulus]

PItch perfect. Couldn't have been done better by Griffith, I dare say!

[TheBabyEaters]

well, he would've spent 3 hours and 47 minutes getting to the final showdown.

[piglesius]

almost as hot as "crazy night at the club."

[TheBabyEaters]

just needed us to caress each others butts and we woulda been right there.

[ainigrive]

unsubscribe. ._.

[TheBabyEaters]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­!!!!!!!

[ainigrive]

lol

[YouCanCallMeCaptain]

So good!

[iGrope]

Did that really just happen? Lololol 5 stars.

[TheBabyEaters]

believe.

[Boomchakalaka07]

I saw someone, not saying names, in a McDonald's commercial :D

[ranileto]

woah you guys know how to make asses out of yourselves. lovely : )

[TheBabyEaters]

it was something we were born with.

[angelichomicide]

lol this reminds me of the south park episode when oprahs vagina holds everyone hostage... but this ass was much more hostile

[darktoadthesticky]

WTF???

[radtwelve]

ahahaha... wtf!

[cierrablue]

guest star butt, very avant garde. bravissimo.

[TheBabyEaters]

grazie e grazie ancora.

[Madblaster89]

HAHAHAHA I love the randomness.

[JessiAsks]

Soo cute!

[TheBabyEaters]

what? oh so curious.

[Pypar]

oops I lol-ed

[TheBabyEaters]

didn't you mean "poops" ?

[treehamallama]

oh you clever devils you

[Blomvik]

Aaah, nice and shaved!

[AkScoochy]

Tomorrow's headlines:

Coin Slot Massacre ! Tramp Stamped Out !

[evilchicka]

Decent bums!

[HearEyeAmmm]

I just went from grieving the fact that my best friend moved away to laughing hysterically at the fact that I just witnessed an ass shooting two other asses...thank you for making me smile lol

[TheBabyEaters]

its what we do. consider us your new best friends.

[SorrySlut]

Who would've known?

They were such clean-cut asses. :(

[19SuperStar91]

nice asseses

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Babyeaters.

Does this mean Armed Bears Shoot in the woods?

[TheBabyEaters]

Only if there is somebody there to get shot.

[Blargaldalien]

(Elmer Fudderize )

Shhh,be vewwy quiet,I'm huntin'

babyeaters,heh heh heh heh.

[TheWillofDC]

hahahaha this might be one of my favs!

[spoonbank]

This is amazing.

Now why didn't we think of this.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Because you're not me.

[crimsong19]

:P

XD

[whataboutadam]

oh my god

[TheBabyEaters]

Yes, my child?

[ImSpencerTucker]

This video is 10 times funnier because of the "blowing away of smoke" sound after he shot him.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Way to pick up on that subtle nuance. I think that's in keeping with The Baby Eaters... subtle nuances.

[AnimegamerMaximum]

LMAO!! Fart gun!! Silent but deadly!!

[pipuk3]

woulf of been funnier if you used a katana

[TheLindsayBoo]

ass-tastic! ...see this is the reason why it's more fun to be a guy... :-( girls don't do things like this. i would, if had a toy gun... i've got the ass part down.

[TheBabyEaters]

I think it'd be funnier if you used throwing stars instead.

[TheLindsayBoo]

what about POGS... I can throw down slammers out of my ass like nobody's business. (what does that phase even mean!?!?)

[pills2749]

LOL!!!!!! YOU MOTHA-FLOWERS!!!! THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY!!! Btw....the guy squeezing the gun....looks like he's used to hard shafts in there...just sayin'....

[TheBabyEaters]

That's Joel...so yes, he is.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I knew I'd get this sort of flack... no, I'm not used to pole in my hole.

[amsmith1221]

ok ok.... I wanted to say this earlier but I knew it was lame:

"Is that a .44 or a Butt-Four?"

"What is a Butt-Four"

"Poopin',, Silly!"

Ya, it's an omage to southpark but still applicalbe considerring you have big gatt sticking out of your behind! and your all as childish as that show (which is totally awesome!).

[TheBabyEaters]

We welcome all homages to South Park here.

[NoEscapeFromReality]

Ain't that some shit.

Now that's talent !

[BLEURfangers]

...but could he do that with a bow and arrow?

Cheers

[JudySteger]

that's the best thing I've seen all day!

[TheBabyEaters]

Probably bets moment of the year so far.

[amsmith1221]

Ya, I think we'll need a Baby Eaters' Top Ten of 2009...

[schatze78]

At least the gun was pre-cocked.

[TheBabyEaters]

Ba-doom!

[NotThinTwins]

ohh How lucky Joel's ass is!!

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

My cheeks are blushing.

[PuppyZwolle]

Full moon over the ass nation.

I can see this turning into a movie. Is Richard Dreyfuss available?

[TheBabyEaters]

I think he's always available.

[snooby24]

tee hee

[JustaWyomingGirl]

aahhhhhahahahha!!

[brandoner69]

That was hilarious!

[emmywarrior]

wow....XD

[TheBabyEaters]

Pretty much

[IzzieD]

that was ass-some

[TheBabyEaters]

Ass-inspiring....we know.

[LukkyMusic]

I wonder what gun they used? The AssPloder? (Exploder)

[TheBabyEaters]

3.0

[triked14]

talk about control over ones ass.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

Thank you for noticing!

[TheBabyEaters]

Yes...talk about it.

[ImSpencerTucker]

Ahahahah.

[TheBabyEaters]

yup

[colormekristen]

I feel dirty.

[TheBabyEaters]

Good

[19Becka]

yum!

[bowlingballout]

Who's the lucky one that gets to play with the gun next???

[TheBabyEaters]

Devin!

[bowlingballout]

Have Devin hand it off to Howie next time he sees him...

[MuLgS00]

I was starting to think you guys had fallen off the face of the planet! I'm very happy to see your asses. And thumbs up for Canadian asses!

[TheBabyEaters]

They wipe with maple leaves.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

That may or may not be true... or false.

[KelsiLynelle]

... please tell me that gun was disposed of properly.

[toadroll]

That was my first thought, lol.

[TheBabyEaters]

It was...after we had a good ol' fashion handle lickin' party.

[KelsiLynelle]

Not to offend, but I just vomited a little in my mouth. ((and for some reason, I put "me" instead of "my". Huh. You boys make me all flustered.))

[TheBabyEaters]

A little vomit is good for you.

[Lightning523]

tha some nice booty ;)

[TheBabyEaters]

Argghhhh

[MissPussyKatz]

hahahahahahahaha

[MrWatcher978]

WOW? nice one i LMAO!

[TheBabyEaters]

literally

[abbyroadme]

So happy they have not created Smell-o-vision yet...lol.

[TheBabyEaters]

John Waters did years ago.

[abbyroadme]

I thought so. :)

[GiullarediDio]

More deviant ribaldry from these obstreperous gin-swillers.

[JustAnotherX]

If one of your purposes with this comment was to make people look up words, then congratulations. You have succeeded. X-D

[TheBabyEaters]

Well slurred.

[benjack4321]

lmfao

[JTMason001]

They can show asses on television, so I think it will be fine LOL.

What would happen if it were an ass asswhipping? Hmmm.

[TheBabyEaters]

It'll be interesting to see how they handle a few butts.

[MisterDoodyHead]

hahahaHAHAHAhahaha

IDIOTS!!!

hahahaHAHAHAhahaha

[TheBabyEaters]

Damn straight.

[TheBabyEaters]

All in due time.

[TheJoelvanVlietShow]

I'm so proud.

[TheBabyEaters]

This is a big moment for you and your ass.

[scorpio209]

the one in the middle has a nice ass

[russellbrandfreak]

AHA :L

[JimmerSD]

I will guarantee you this video will not last the day! LOL! Way to push the envelope guys!

[TheBabyEaters]

It'll be fun to see how long it lasts. Start your timer!

[oWHONERSo]

I just flagged for not enough ass!

BTW your piss tol is shiney!!!

[rosieh93]

oh my.

[redheadedrockaholic]

Someone must stop the Ass Assassinations! Great asses need to be protected!

[TheAlmightyNighty]

hahaha! This is brilliant!!

[TheBabyEaters]

True.

[amsmith1221]

Ya, that was something I didn't expect to see...

Good thing he wasn't usin' a flame thrower.

[TheBabyEaters]

I smell sequel!

[dianenom]

cuz everyone knows the first thing that happens when you get shot is your ass clenches up!