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  • 1:26 A mongoose is parked on a pole, lol

  • 2:35 Did that guy kill Chris? F*ck we're high

    2:41 Party continues

  • 2:00 so that is what a Halo 3 party is like

  • Fuck, We're High!!! haha. i almost pissed my pants laughing

  • the purple guy is cooler with the helmint

  • @paintballgunner77 whats so funny about "then i took arrow to the knee" wtf is so funny that is the worst joke of all time and whoever made it up is a complete asshole

  • @TheLighteningstrike i used to get pissed off about arrow in the knew jokes, but then i took an arrow in the knee

  • @twizitz lol

  • Is their a part 3

  • i used to be a party rockin teenager, then i took an arrow in the knee

  • His voice mail sounds like mine

  • chris was punched so hard, he lost his shadow.

  • Thumbs up if you go streaking at the collage campus

  • human genetilia... it's everywere.....

  • LMFAO at 2:20 through 2:43

  • GET BACK HUMAN

  • Guy: Did that guy just kill Chris? WOW, Were High!

  • it was said that first contact was made on harvest... but that was the official meeting with the aliens. this is "chrises house: first contact"

  • I want that recon :P

  • pirki

    

  • ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

    September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

  • L... o.... l...

  • did that guy just kill chris

    we're HIGH!!

    

  • Ha I love Sp00n doing the elite noises hahaha

  • good realy good

  • lmfao keep up the good work

  • this video is so true XD

  • GET BACK HUMAN!

  • also I heard a chicken

  • anyone else think was halarious that the other elite said "human genatalia... it's every where"

  • eat your vegetables! 

  • 0:00

    

  • when in doubt get high

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  • did the guy kill kris f#ck were high

  • what's the name of the map with the boats?

  • @joeyandozzie101 longshore

  • ''whos baby is this'' made me lol.

  • "uhhh... did that guy just kill chris....Fuck were high!!!" lololololololol

  • And thats how HALO started :D

  • Hey dude eat your vegetables 2:56 XD

  • whats the name of the song ????

  • the best way to describe every game+

    +comat eolved best classic

    +halo 2 best story

    +halo 3 best multiplayer

    +halo reach best forge

    +halo odst good story to explore ect

    +halo wars best stratigy game

    halo 4 ... we'll find out soon

  • @4everrgamer Did you just comment on something not about the video?

    ...FUCK IM HIGH!

  • hell yea bra!

  • how did the characters be weaponless?? plz tell meh

  • @kenneth905 wowow wiked dumb!

  • @XXnublinglolXX no u

  • @kenneth905 ... ur an uber newb

  • GET BACK HUMAN!

  • thumbs up if u heard the chicken at 3:11

  • New Halo Gametype: PARTY AT CHRIS'S!! I'd play that for hours...

  • 9 ppl didnt inhale the alien's weed

  • wait wait wait wait wait

    WHAT THE H

    my fucking name is joseph you douches !

  • teabagging is there form of dancing

  • lol at 2:35 'Did that guy just kill cris?!".......(Backround):"Fuc­k were high...."

  • It's not a real party unless an Alien dressed as a person kills one of the party goers.

  • thumbs up if u heard at 2:53 "hay, you! eat your vegetables!"

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  • human genitalia........Its every where

    Haha XD.

  • 3:08 "Who's baby is this?" Hangover 3!! xD

  • "Joseph!? How dide you here me? How you doin'? "

    "GET BACK HUMAN!!!!"

    *WACK*

    lol

  • poor chris. but being high is worth it

  • whats the name of the song ?

  • thumbs up for part 3

  • 3:14 Thumbs if you heard "My pants is TINGLING!!"

  • @Angelrific101 just as i read this i heard that

  • fuck I cant find that song!

  • Chilled would say, "Yeah! I'm so wasted!" Lol

  • LOL!I love the part when they killed Chris!!!

  • Someone said "Who's baby is this?!" LMAO!

  • No more? T.T

  • 2:24 rofl

  • 8 people got killed by the alien who had no social skills

  • "Hey you! Eat your vegtibuls!"

  • did any1 else notice the moongose on the top of the pillar at 1:26

  • @destroyabul i did lololololo :)

  • LOVE IT!!!

  • Did that guy just kill chris? ..........MAN WERE HIGH!!  *Party continues*

  • 2:25 i swear he sounded like batman!!! LOL!!

  • anybody notice that this was posted on fourth of july?

  • part 1 in the end is sooo fuckin funny mate

  • make ep3 that would be bosS

  • 3:13 my pants is thickeling xD your cool dude!

  • dope dope dpeo wait waht thef#$k

  • get back human lol that was a easy give away but they are idiots

  • adbla baj aj blag

  • Part 3 NAO

  • 8 people didnt like human genitalia

  • hey eric

  • Hey joseph, did u hear me?......how u doin? GET BACK HUMAN

  • 888 likes, 8 dislikes =O

  • he he genitalia

  • fuuuuuuuck were high lol

  • Best quote ever,"get back human!!!!"kills him."holy **** did he kill chris?,We are way

    too high too know back to the party"

  • at 2:23 the alien sed GET BACK HUMAN IN A DEEP VOISE

  • That was terrible

  • um did anyone else hear the cluck from3:12 - 3:14

  • @crazypokefan24 cock fight

  • @xX10tXx lol =)

  • i did it again. i clicked the x on the finish him pop up. once again im victourious. still lmao!

  • GET BACK HUMAN!!!!!......*O_O* *o shi** HUMANS THOUGHTS *YES NOW I CAN STEAL HIS CRACK ^^*

  • this video is so fricken funny

  • when is the next one gonna come out?

  • lol

  • what helmet was that?

  • \\\\\\\wtf i noticed two weird things in this vid first it says HALO 3 MACHINMA wen this is part halo reach, and second how come in the first alien dope, they didnt know wat he was talking about, in the this alien dope, they understand what the humans are talking about! Please give thumbs up if u get it.

  • @ForThaWinEMINEM its all halo 3

  • I'm either to big to talk or I'm gettin' layed roflmao

  • have you mastered there dialect?

    FFFFUCK YEA BRO

  • WE NEED PART 3!!!

  • GET BACK HUMAN!!!

  • Part 3?

  • Human genetalia. . . its everywhere, lmao

  • 1:25 Did you watch the video "Poop in a cup"? cuz it have the same song xD

  • @ssj06 Remember when we could read comments, and not find that one every three spaces?

    •COPY AND PASRE IF YOUR DONE READING THAT COMMENT•

    --Let's start a YouTube riot(control)--

    --Started by MyGamerFUZE--

  • this vid made laugh so hard!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GET~`:HALO~:;REACH;~:GAME,.`:F­REE~,.`

    WWW.HALOREACHFREE.TK

    

  • @LincolnCalloway Fuck off.

  • Human genitalia.

  • I wish I have alien dope

  • "We're too late, They are fueling for war"

    "Human genitalia... it's everywhere man"

    lol XD

  • thumbs up if u heard at 3:04 "MATT UR GRANDPA IS CHANGING AGAIN!"

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  • @ForThaWinEMINEM He says "your grandpa is naked again", not "changing." :P hah

  • @ForThaWinEMINEM I heard 'naked again'.

  • @ForThaWinEMINEM i hear MATT YOUR GRANPA IS ANGRY AGAIN!

  • @ForThaWinEMINEM matt ur grandpa is naked again

  • @ForThaWinEMINEM its naked not changing

  • @ForThaWinEMINEM

    Its actually "Matt your Grandmas baked again."

  • @ForThaWinEMINEM It's "Matt, your grandpa is naked again", which is freaking hilarious.

  • apparently this is how the human-covenant war REALLY started

  • i lvoe that dance

  • why do you get to be him!? dont ask questions now just act as uninteligent as possible have you mastered their dialect.fuck yeah bra! sick man

  • 5min comercial for a 3min vid ....... youtube has changed

  • 2:39 rofl

  • @wwefreak241 did that dude just kill chris?! lmao :)

  • Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVORemember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

    Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

    Originally made by Jacksonisawesomeful

    Thumb up to keep this at top of the page

  • @Tenkagethewise Remember theese days, were theres NO FUCKING CHAIN COMMENTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!?!

  • Finally... the truth has been told about how the war ACTUALLY started

  • @TheScooterTricks4 Well NOW it does.

  • katana in halo reach??????

  • 8 are aliens :D

  • how does this have less then 100,000 views this is so funny!

  • OMGS ITS CABOOSE!

  • @HenryToohe2745 GTFO SPAMMER

  • i wish i could smoke what they were smokin!!

  • HEY YOU EAT YOUR VEGITABLES!!

  • Human genitalia.. Is EVERY WHERE

  • brgbrgbdurg bibdurg?

  • 3:14 my penis is tickling?????????? :OOOOO :O thats weird O_O

  • and thats how the war between earth and the covenant started!!!

  • HUMAN GENITALIA

    EVERYWHERE

  • PART 3 NOW OR WE INITIATE THE ATTACK!!!

  • thumbs up if this guy should make a third one of this.

  • And that's how the human-covenant war started...

  • Lol at 2:05 you hear a guy say "I just found a baby, should I be concerned" and at 3:09 you hear sumone say "hey whos baby is this ?' ROFL xD

  • who eles saw the meta 

  • Human genitalia its everywhere...

    wtf

  • that was so more awesome than a rolfing kittens.

  • get back human roflmao so funny bust part

  • uuh did that guy kill chris.....WERE SO HIGH!!!!!

  • Human Genitalia... It's everywhere!

    Roflmao!!

  • thums up if i should make a spore creater video if you no what that is

  • i want to see part 3!!! but made in reach!!

  • lol

  • Did anyone else hear @2:05 "I just found a baby, should I be concerned?" lol