Portal 2 - Smooth Jazz [Full, non-preview version]

[SuperCatfire]

Reminds me of the Family Matters Song.

[FlavinBagel]

1:47 It sounds out of place without the descending warping. :(

[PinkTheFloydable]

If I ever get raped I will listen to this.

[ShadesofRainbows]

IT'S SO SMOOTH I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M JUST SLIDING OUT OF MY CHAIR

[andersonflynn]

@ShadesofRainbows thats what she said

[SuperCatfire]

The only jazz I like.

[SonyTheHedgehog8]

1:53 sounds like ABC from the Jackson 5.

[PinkTheFloydable]

@SonyTheHedgehog8 and 0:30 sounds like beat it from Michael Jackson 

[SonyTheHedgehog8]

@PinkTheFloydable It does? I don't really see how, but.. I guess you can say that.

[Youcanonacanon]

@SonyTheHedgehog8 It sounds more like the kind of uplifting music you hear when shopping at the mall or K-Mart..

[SonyTheHedgehog8]

@Youcanonacanon Nah, listen to ABC, you will hear that when the 3 notes raise together, it's like from the song. But I am talking about only that part, the music itself does sound like that, or elevator music. Too bad we don't have that here in the Netherlands, sadface.

[SEwalkman752]

Sounds like this song is used for The Weather Channel LOL

[lucasnx17]

chuck norris hears this in fight.

[officialmashitup]

This reminds me of the Gran Turismo 5 menu music SO much, also one portion reminds me of The Jackson 5's "1, 2, 3"

[sgtmintyfr3h]

GUYS i just relised that in one of the ratman dens it says smooth jazz suks so ratman must have hacked the song to make it fail and stop in like 5 seconds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDumbassbuffet]

if i ever own an elevator, this song will play 24 / 7 with "Deploying smooth jazz" just to freak people out

[Adamenzo123]

It's so smooth I've melted into my bedsheets.

[BreezeTVM]

0:11 :D

0:19 D:

0:35 :I

0:47 :)

1:13 :D

[TheShadowWarrior97]

The BEST elevator music...

[HazelMage]

Makes me feel like I'm at a spa or something... <3

[offenon]

@HolyGoalie00 copy comment is fail

[HolyGoalie00]

its so smooth im slipping outta my chair!

[YesimSasori]

so smooth i wanna dance

[coolxcraig]

Oh it's so SMOOTH!

[DarkusRelling]

1:45 Awesomeness begins.

[GumpAnarchy]

@DarkusRelling Correction: Awesomeness begins: 0:00

[NadrojH]

This is why the full version isn't in the game!

Its so good the players wouldn't finish the test!

[SANCTIOND]

14 people did not remain tranquil and certainly died.

[draton22]

We need to play this at schools.

[ChocolateParagon]

@draton22 Before exams.

[Flipfox22]

This jazz is smooth as eggs.

[coughdrop30]

Play the sax like that, and every girl will want your dick

[Pwnage195]

I always thought i would hate jazz. But this portal 2 version changed my opinion.

[irockdudeoo7]

I could listen to this alllll day. Oh...wait...I have to go to work. Never mind. FUCK.

[Pwnage195]

@irockdudeoo7 Put it on your phone and go to work. vidtomp3.com

[McCrondon]

This + RainyMood = Love

[Pawlease]

this music is perfect for the elevator in my building :)

[sargecaboosegriftex]

It's so smooth! I can't take it!

[rinkagamine991]

I'm just sliding out of this chair!

[MrRedmaster2]

ich zocke portal2 immer wieder am anfang wegen dem lied LOL

[11000010101]

Life complete =D

[72TheScarface]

lets Play Gran Turis......sorry, wrong Jazz of the wrong game...

[HazaGaza13]

@72TheScarface GT Jazz is no way near as awesome as this!

[Gamesandlusk]

Great for setting the mood :3

[AFHydePark]

Now that's how you deploy some jazz!

[BillKillerz]

Anyone else just find it weird when the sax just continued normally ? lol

[mistaecco]

DAAAAMN, that's smooth!

[Killer42ish]

Everyone commenting quotes from Two Best Friends Play - Portal 2. xD

I love it. ;D

[jeasusrodeo]

I used to expect smooth jazz to deploy, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Scrabblet2]

0:24 Free replay button

[SSJ4Jamsta]

So is this smooth jazz kinda like a time cop?

[linefly1231]

I can't stop expecting it to slow to a stop, like in the game!!! >:(

[tomemozok]

Nice!



[Yarach]

OMG IT'S SO SMOOTH I CAN'T TAKE IT

[Insomnautik]

1:47 Now this part sounds weird in the real song for me.

[TheWierdo67]

Ready for some smooth jazz!

*smooth jazz deploys*

OHH ITS SO SMOOTH!

*it cuts off*

Awwww, well, that was depressing.

[PrinceForte]

Oh the replay button is gonna get it tonight, smoother than silk toilet paper on your ass.

[neo12344]

IT'S SO SMOOTH, I'M SLIPPING OUT OF MY CHAIR!

[Renorick1]

The jazz is a lie!

[MrMJPproductions]

i guess im playing the sims again

[fdsman]

Over 100k views, thanks guys!

[WhiteMagick1000]

@fdsman How did you get that entire animation for your video/ is there a way to get that as a screen saver?

[Jaredneslo]

@WhiteMagick1000 If I could have that as my screensaver, my life would be complete.

[Plastiware]

Dat Brass.

[CrazyIW]

They just released the third volume of the Portal 2 soundtrack AND WHERE IS THIS SONG?!

[SageofTalos]

@CrazyIW Unfortunately, the smooth jazz peice is property of the original composer Larry Stephens. If you want this song, look him up Offering is the name of this song btw.

[WKAMC1]

Aaaaw yeah! That's some smooth jazz! I'm sliding all over the room it's so smooth!

[timfrommail]

ITS SOOO SMOOTH!!!!! IM LIKE SLIDING AROUND AND OUT OF MY CHAIR IS SO SMOOTH!!!!!

[shawdow357]

It's so smooth I can't take it!!!

[marionater12]

13 ppl werent soothed by the Jazz.

[AlanFeckinKenny]

@marionater12 *13 people didn't remain tranquil

[PDR52097]

this can almost apply for every dangerous situation. almost... :(

[ChrisDowntaker]

How can you not like this? This shit is epic!

[tobuyes18]

LOVE IT!

[maddryoshka]

this reminds me of the sims

[minimarkl]

is there any 10 hour loop of this song?

[Khaosreign]

@minimarkl go to google and type youtube repeat

[spinvudu]

Jazz FTW

[DiscoDude82]

0:18 NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!*shoots self in head*

[EasyAl88]

When the refrain hit, I nearly shat myself.

[xaiber16]

@fdsman answer to everything try buying

[fdsman]

@xaiber16 Problem?

[xaiber16]

@fdsman Nope.avi

[airbendingavatar1]

@JustAnotherSilverFan I spy a Spongebob reference in your comment! :)

[Smashedmaple]

Tap '1'

Faggots running for eachother

[Smashedmaple]

You wanna egt smooth jazz?!? download sims they got everything ahaha

[ilikepieguy11]

i wish it would loop

[M4ST3R185]

@ilikepieguy11 Put 'endless' before youtube in the URL, there you go c:

[TheClone125]

this is just TOO smooth

[Blackops859]

@TheClone125 I'm sliding outta my chair its so smooth!!

[TheSoldierCore]

THIS NEXT JAZZ IS VERY SMOOTH

[THEGEORGEDUDE13]

wow i feel so... so smooth

[ThumbsThisCommentUp]

this song is smoother than a babies bottom

[rockectsciencesuckz]

@ThumbsThisCommentUp baby fucker

[TheAndroidUser]

This is about the equivalent to being on hold with Microsoft or HP.

[XxKiller2311xX]

Did anyone else die a little when the music stopped?

[Colinrose777]

@XxKiller2311xX The universe imploded.

D:

[timfrommail]

@XxKiller2311xX  yes i was like wtf continue the fucking song

[MegaDK47]

is it possible to use this in a video without a copyright strike?

[fdsman]

@MegaDK47 You'll have to ask Larry Stephens about that. If you do, please buy it and don't obtain it from this video illegally.

[MegaDK47]

@fdsman ok thanks for the info

[jlmdfnbo]

@fdsman Even you uploading this is illegal... shows how much you know about these fucked up copyright laws.

[fdsman]

@jlmdfnbo Oh really? Is that why I obtained written permission from Larry Stephens himself, smartass?

[jlmdfnbo]

@fdsman Rofl, my ass you did.

[fdsman]

@jlmdfnbo Let's take a look at your profile shall we? No videos, no profile info. Another ghost troll account. Go troll somewhere else. You're just jelly of my 98,000+ views.

[jlmdfnbo]

@fdsman The reason I'm not sharing my info with twats like you is because I wish to remain anonymous, I'm not whoring for views with songs I had nothing to do with. I couldn't care less about your views. The point is, you have no (copy)rights to upload this video, so you're in no position to tell people not to use this song. You're wrong, period. Don't bother writing back :)

[fdsman]

@jlmdfnbo And you're in a position to tell me anything because...? Where is your credibility?

[PENGUINLOLARMY]

@jlmdfnbo Hey Jeff!

[KatamariGreenPiece]

This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...2...1...

[TheLego662]

Oh hai. uploader comments are the same rating. NOT ANYMORE

[HammerNHook]

@TheLego662 not if i have anything to say about it

[wman100]

My roommate walked in and thought I was watching porn. -_-'

[mackeymkay]

@wman100 Retro porn for sure.

[CrapTurret94]

@wman100 Portal 2 is porn.

[PainkillerM360]

Love it. Could listen to it all day, whenever I play GMOD I gotta spawn the Smooth Jazz core. Awesome music to create stuff with.

[HAggISthe3rd]

movie intro song anyone?

[videoguy3211]

This next Jazz is very smooth. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain Smooth Jazz deployments, Smooth Jazz will be deployed in 3. 2... 1

[Hal9000ize]

I think twitter needs some smooth jazz!

[Khaosreign]

This song is just amazing. So much talent. The way that the music flows along is just great.

[0revolutionary]

It's so smooth I can't take it.

I'm just sliding out of this chair.

[TheLivingSeven]

@0revolutionary Which portal is this? Are there three of them or four?

[Netaro1000]

@TheLivingSeven WTF?!?!?!!?!? O_O

[TheLivingSeven]

@Netaro1000 It's a quote. Jegus.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@0revolutionary lol two best friends

[tbcrosby]

sounds like something from The Sims

[Nandraek]

1:48 I could not help giggling.

[PENGUINLOLARMY]

@Nandraek ?

[Nandraek]

@PENGUINLOLARMY I was still expecting it to crash. Therefore, I giggled like an idiot.

[ramenlord232]

@Nandraek same haha



[Barijoker]

any sheet music?

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

Best part at 0:23 to 5:24

[warbler4]

justin bieber made 12 accounts to dislike this video

:P

[HaruhiSphere]

Sounds like something by Adventure Sphere Ass Lee.

[SwitchbladeIntensity]

lol I dunno why i keep giggling when the music crashes, it's like a FAIL moment in Portal 2 XD

[rapidfire21]

And yet people keep wanting games with sax and violins to be banned...

[ralman88]

@rapidfire21 any reason for such nonsense? Who'd want violins and sax banned??

[rapidfire21]

@ralman88 You sir obviously did not get my play on words.

[GamesLover1047]

link plzzz

[mechasaurus]

I can't understand why none of Larry Stephen's music is on grooveshark yet!!

[lucasnx17]

this is calm as heaven

my room plays this all the time i turn it off when im gonna sleep

[lucasnx17]

this is calm as hell

my room plays this all the time i turn it off when im gonna sleep

[rklimiscool]

ITS SO SMOOTHE!!!

[Superfire49]

I guess you can call this piece...

Very saxxy!

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[male14556]

Who needs showers to feel smooth when you have Jazz being deployed?

[geetarxist]

good

[1gamerkid111]

sounds like the musac version of breakdown for love by the tavaeres

[JustAnotherSilverFan]

Now you must acquire a taste for...FREEFORM JAZZ, so smooth jazz will be deployed in 3...2...1...

[jrvslam]

elevator music FTW :D

[dannes22]

@jrvslam this is nothing like elevator music...

[CPU9incarnate]

IT'S SO SMOOTH. I'M SLIDING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[TankNutter]

Alright, why in earths name can't i stop listening to this? :S

[guavaman202]

Don't walk down stairs while listening to this jazz. The hospital bill isn't worth it.

[SogekingSchofield503]

Someday, this WILL make it to the Weather Channel...

[gtafan2006]

@SogekingSchofield503 or mabey elevators in really tall buildings! i would love to listen to it in an elevator on l4d2 lol somehow the portal part just fits with that game.

[12dan4]

thanks for the 1080p, helped a lot for the music

[fdsman]

@12dan4 I can't tell if you're trolling or if you honestly mean that..so thanks anyways?

[12dan4]

@fdsman Sorry, i meant that as a joke

[EverythingIn1One]

@12dan4 lol...

[appleobsessed1]

@fdsman He isn't trolling, at least I don't think he is. 1080p doesn't just help for the video, it also helps for the sound.

[Staphylin]

@fdsman Maybe he was trolling but HD really helps for the music !!!

[drewbobaloobob]

@fdsman I don't think people realize that the sound actually does improve. foolish trolls indeed. I for one, really do appreciate the 1080p, it sounds awesome!

[ReviewsHD]

@fdsman He is serious, it does inprove!