British Stereotypes

[iluvKH4eva]

Huuuhhh.... I am the typical Briton people from other countries would expect to see... The posh, tea loving Briton..

[everdarkable]

but you do say "you 'know"

[TheFunkystripes]

finally, im from birmingham, i DONT like crumpets and i REALLY dont speak or posh and stuff like that, thank u so much for this video!!!!!

[hollyclaricoates]

finally someone has said it xD

[FillionDollarSmile]

I admit that i actually DO say "Bugger"... But everything else i agree with !!

And i laughed so hard when you said "...Prince Harry, Not a fan, Not a fan... Who are they !!"

[DodgeandBud]

im english but the way you say things is fucking epic hahaha

[jazzx251]

lol - since this video came out, the BBC moved to Manchestoh (Salford).

[jazzx251]

Haha - this is better than "Wonders of the Universe" with Professor Brian Cox

[BallsInYourJawsBitch]

What about the stereotype that British food is very bland.

My stereotypical opinion of British food is that the main ingredient is boiling water.

[chavhater223]

thats how it should be british flag over american flag : D

[TheLoliLightning]

Wait, I'm british and I drink tea every day.

[66FTP]

you remind me of woody from this is england

[fresky74]

Pudding, chips and gravy and a pint of coffee and day for me. Northwest is the life for me, sod London, too much concrete for my liking.

[DanQuinnPlayersClub]

@fresky74 Nice one lad "lancashire la la la"

[JLSTERLaureenX]

and angers and mash oh and chips

[thegohlke]

Football? you must mean soccer.



[sethcole96]

@thegohlke Fuck you. Its football.

[0011GB]

@sethcole96 Yeah, football to Americans is playing with your hands. That just about says everything you need to know about Americans....

[starwarsfan1993]

@thegohlke It's football! Soccer doesn't exist!

[Khmaiiboy]

@starwarsfan1993 soccer does exist.not just in america but canada, south africa, australia, new zealand, brazil and Scotland.and actually the word "Soccer" originated from the UK to differentiate the two.but does it really matter?no. just enjoy and have a good time.thats all that matters

[noyabizzle]

haha we affiliate england with london.. because its the "BLOODY CAPITAL" .. nice vid bro.. we're changin the history books

[tobyjl123]

Leave britney alone!!!!

[BenjoJames]

Actually I'm English, and I do drink a lot of tea, I'm partial to the occasional crumpet and after two nights ago I cam say we do drink a fuck load! But yeah I'm not 'posh'

[1979mrbanana]

Chavs don't drink tea! they drink POP-fucking scumbags.

[JanelleandSean]

another stereotype is that you guys dont shower frequently:/ but obviously its not true~

[TalonMercenary]

@JanelleandSean  No that's the French!

[pokemonbattlertom]

Crumpets taste terrible

[pokemonbattlertom]

I'm British......

Tea

[conorUKtraining]

There should be a minimum age for uploading videos.

[JLJshads]

I wonder what England thinks about America...

[emmanueltari]

@JLJshads that ur all fat dicks

[iStapylton]

@JLJshads Fat nasty people

[xxjazzie98xx]

WHAT DOES A SCONE TASTE LIKE ??? :O

[AFILfan26]

@Berserkyy agreed

[BlackescortSMG]

Many british are being racist to americans and saying stereotypes, but I have never heard an american insult a british.

[Berserkyy]

@BlackescortSMG bollocks

[xxjazzie98xx]

@BlackescortSMG You talking bollocks mate.

[AlexisPaiige]

@BlackescortSMG My dads from England and he got threatened to be shot by some hillbilly

[BlackescortSMG]

@AlexisPaiige oh that is absolutely horrible D: Im pretty sure he didnt mean it. People say things they dont want cuz they dont think about it.

[RedHotBen]

@AlexisPaiige I've been threatened to be shot. They rarely do shoot you.

[TalonMercenary]

@BlackescortSMG You don't have to look far on Youtube

[xxxcheesebagxxx]

hell no i dont drink im 11

[xxxcheesebagxxx]

Im not bluddy posh

[xxxcheesebagxxx]

I love tea crumpets and scones

[Banday84]

20 ppl don't know what crumpets are!



[omfglagger]

i like the part where he says: 'You know'

[skatersmith08]

how does he know..hes not even old enough to drink!

[coolgrrl613]

Well I mean, many Americans do say Tea and Crumpets in a British accent. But I kinda think its from how cute it sounds <3 I love England.... <3!

[aikingful]

@coolgrrl613 its not just tea and crumpets, we also eat alot of fish and chips and beer.

Both tea and crumpets and fish and chips and beer are correct ;P

[coolgrrl613]

@aikingful LOL! I LOVE British people, so I went out and got some crumpets (When don't I have tea?) And I had some tea and crumpets.. it was amazing :'D I'm such an American :L

[MrLintRoller]

Do you guys worship The Beatles? Do you consider them gods over there? Are you proud of them?

[HaruTheGyaru]

English people do drink tea a lot. Just like Americans drink coffee

[TheLozzter5000]

I eat crumpets nearly everyday 8D

[DaisyMayandGee]

actually its not rare for british people to eat tea and crumpets, around my area, the majority of people do eat tea and crumpets. Js.

[aikingful]

@DaisyMayandGee  smae her, where abouts do you live, I live in a town outside birmingham

[DaisyMayandGee]

@aikingful I live In Oxford. a lot of people believe that because we have oxford university we are all clever posh people.

[FIFAfailz]

English do love tea (im english)

[aikingful]

@FIFAfailz ikr, i love tea and crumpets :D

[foojuice101]

The top beer drinking country in the world is the Czech Republic...Ireland comes in second followed by Germany then Australia. England, Scotland and Wales are no where in the top five.

[TheMitchy93]

@foojuice101, Actually the results of a new survey by Bupa found "Britons drink more alcohol than anywhere else in the world"

[foojuice101]

@TheMitchy93

Well, I got this off the most recent edition of some diplomat magazine.

Anyway, who cares? British drink a lot. End of story XD

[TheMitchy93]

@foojuice101, Haha, agreed.

[george123207]

Yes, we know! :P

[Cooliebear5000]

Some people in London have only had tea a few times in their whole lives...

[PSNragglefraggle1]

In england tea is just a drink, americans have some weird obsession with it.

Its traditional in CHINA, the inventors of tea, who use it in rituals & ceromonys etc.

A study a few years ago found britain had the best quality teeth in the world.

But americans waste money on eccessive whitening (FRIENDS) & straitening.

[ellenmelon771]

Hahahahaha I say 'buggar', but that's not cos I'm posh, that's cos I'm Cornish. ;P

[PoshTotty02]

@ellenmelon771 WOO HOO! Go cornish people!! xD

[ellenmelon771]

@PoshTotty02 Thnx. Are you from Cornwall? ;P xXx

[binstig]

Eating tea and crumpets as we speak. Scones a little less common tbh!

[304person]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! I'm from New york; I have no fucking idea what your saying but it sounds hilarious!!! POPPYCOHCK FIDDLESTICKS hahaha i have an english ffriend from bedshire, you know im ol chap?

[12da22da3]

The Whole WW2 thing England and Mostly Russia Won the European part and America Won The Asain Part

[12da22da3]

Woah I'm English and I fucking love to Tea

[DonOfB38]

i am british but i am completely opposite to all british stereotypes xD I hate tea and crumpets, i hate football, i haven't got bad teeth ;P

[HatTopProductions]

Well that's correct to a piont. Like there r different types of English men. Like I'm posh and drink tea and eat cruppets. My brother Is a football hoolagoon. But just saying.

[skribbel123]

hang on.... that guys english flag is hanging over an american  flag?

but i do like crumprets!

but not tea!

[kizzasmith123]

@MrHair48 Hmmmm from the way you speak it makes you look like you could be unemployed.

No place in the world is perfect at the moment if you didnt know that you must have some mental problem.

Facts? show me the proof.

The fact is Britian is multicultural and is also in a recession so people are going to be unemployed no matter what colour or race. Your views are the way they are due to you being a racist bigot. The 1930's called they want their views back!

[jazzyj97]

a brew with rich tea biscuits woooooh ;D

[tollerancewithpride]

i love tea!

[binweevilsBenfa]

@MrHair48 blacks.. wow. racist fucker

[Dj33Jerome]

I'm from uk I don't have a clue what a scon is but I love Americans ! :D

[Rulictar]

It's not like Brits haven't said shit about America. I mean like the fucking obesity jokes.

[patrickplsxo]

@MrHair48 delusional fuck.

[hanaxcb]

@MrHair48 wow your so optimistic :) .......

[Riiaaababyx]

@keithwashere

English is someone from England,

British is someone from either England, Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland;

Great Britain is made up of these 4 countries :)

[DEBRACRANFORD]

So cute.

[AaronRay777]

Fascinating! Thanks for clearing things up for everyone. It would be interesting if you discussed what stereotypes you have for other countries, i.e. America.

[KeithWasHere1]

London! ya know bad food,worse weather, marypoppins cup'o fucking tea london!

[KeithWasHere1]

tea and crumpets? i thought it would fish n chips.

[KeithWasHere1]

can someone please tell me what the difference between British and English is? ive heard being from Wales is also separate as well....things seem very complicated over there for some reason. just a general fundamental sort of complication.

[euu22CMBJ]

hahaha you're cute :) love ur british accent!

[oliverlovescomputers]

I come from England. What does poppycock, fiddlesticks and bugger mean?

[cockershell]

I HATE t, I HATE scones, but i kinda like crumpits!! lol

[oliverlovescomputers]

@cockershell I HATE crumpets but love scones. :)

[Pentdad]

If you want to see the real steriotype you need to visit the suburbs of major cities. Somewhere like Guildford. Middle class, white, BBC accent, bad teeth, tolerant, like tea. If you visit inner cities its just as dark skinned and unfamiliar as most cities accross the world.

[coolness117198201117]

I fucking love crumpets

[theguythatcould]

wtf fuck are crumpets? when i think of english i thing of tea and biscuits. if you want someone to talk about stereotypes you need someone who is from a different culture to explain to you.

[WhiskerScot569]

in britain that is as Barca v Real Madrid Fenerbahce vs Galatasaray Internazionale vs Milan Boca Juniors vs River Plate all these are very serious too but after celtic v rangers west ham vs millwall is the most serious rivalry in britain

[WhiskerScot569]

all you foriegners want hooligans try goin a bit north to glasgow celtic and rangers have the worst rivalry in football

[BravinsAround]

I'm british and i hate:

scones and crumpets

but i love tea :D

[winner0loser]

Anal.

[lyndonchadwick]

Don't recognise your accent? Are you English?

[moscy11]

@lyndonchadwick He's a mancunian.... from Manchester, one of the biggest cities in England.

[SMGShorty]

@moscy11 Hmm, are you sure? I don't find him to be Mancunian. I have a lot friends from Manchester and they all sound sooo different than the guy in this video. But who knows.

[artydean2]

@lyndonchadwick Yes he is pure english...a true lancishire man

[mastermuppet71]

are you from around liverpool? you sound a bit scouse!

[iggywow]

right

[SuperAiden007]

ALL british people HATE INDIANS .  and treat them like DIRT . BCOZ they r EASY TARGET

[killaboomer]

@SuperAiden007 even tho indian takeaway is the popular diet  here

[stupidstudz]

I always though that the food was bangers and mash.

[GAnime88]

What time is it, chap?

Why, it's tea time, ofcourse!

[dogspissonrugs]

@GAnime88 how is hitler doing?

[GAnime88]

@dogspissonrugs Ask an austrian, chap.

I'll have some tea now! Splendid!

[dogspissonrugs]

@GAnime88 lol who won ww2 i keep forgettting hmm was it germany or usa and england?

[middlj14]

All british people drink tea. All my family and friends drink it at least every day

[MooX101]

@middlj14

Same. I 'ave at least 2 cuppas a day.

[TommyBlaze13]

Suck on our free healthcare American.

[stopandhearmecry]

you are so amazingly funny and i leant lots from you hahah im from north wales we have chavs and stuff but not so bad i really want to see what its like where you live oh and what do u know about emos? theres lots around here taking all our air hahah anyway you AMAZING you should be on tv and have your own wiki page hahah

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! :D

[FrankoSpanko1]

Would you like some crumpets and tea?

[HATINGcuzYOURjealous]

@FrankoSpanko1 im britsh and i HATE tea and i dont know anyone who does like it so u might wanna come up with a better stereostype .

[MrPolishedTurd]

@200mmb I don't like either... :L

[zakman246]

@UncleRabbit1 Perhaps you should stop eating your Soda and Burgers, get a NORMAL VOICE and stop fucking joking about the 9/11 "fat lazy American". Oh I saw a movie once and now I know all about America. Perhaps you should do a video about pigging out on food and being lazy, something that all Americans know about.

[TWOCRAZZIE]

Well, while I'm here i might as well. I'm Canadian and i'd just like to say is i do NOOOTT have a pet polar bear.

[DowntownDingo]

i'm british... I hate tea... AND CRUMPETS I have good teeth (according to my dentist) I live 56 miles away from london I don't play or watch football and I never say any "old time" sayings!

[charliharrison101]

i dont eat tea and crumpets but im british? and i love your accent :D

[josh3658edwards]

but you do greet everyone by saying "ello govnah," right?

[ImperialGlory1920]

@josh3658edwards What country and what were you smoking when you thought about that?

[josh3658edwards]

@ImperialGlory1920 I'm American, but I'm joking haha. That's just a phrase people often say when attempting to do a "British" accent.

[ImperialGlory1920]

@josh3658edwards I know (; I was joking lol

[UncleRabbit1]

I memorized the film Mary Poppins. I paid close attention to Dick van Dyke's character so therefore I know all about The English. Perhaps you should do a video about chimney sweeping and fireplace care something that all English males know about.

[WwhiptailwW]

@michiganfan51 Uh... Hate to burst your bubble, but the term 'Brit/Briton' also refers to Scottish people

[totalprofit21]

Shoite i hate the americans they are scum run mouths the best thing for the world is to rid the rest of us of yank filth

[StraitUpSuburbanite]

@totalprofit21 I find that very difficult to read with the lack of commas. Greetings from across the pond amigo.

[SweetheartMorada]

I play croquet... but I'm American not British.

[HereMason]

What flag is that from ur back screen

[JodieMichaela17]

@HereMason There's two flags in the background, the one on the top is England's flag, also known as the St George's cross and the one behind it is the American flag.

[HereMason]

@JodieMichaela17 there's a American flag? Lol sry the England flag like u said yourself was huge?

[JodieMichaela17]

@HereMason Yeah can you not see the stars and stripes towards the left of the English flag?? :)

[HereMason]

@JodieMichaela17 ehh.... no

[NattyPieSings]

Where in England are you from?

I like your accent. (:

[AmpharosAdamHGSS]

i eat scones and drink tea :)

[julio99940]

I like the UK... I want to live there one day.

Chupa minha boceta.

[mclinda6777]

@sofasport DO WE BALLS

[0llieshrieve]

the only reason people use stereotypes is because they can't think of better insults.

[ollie1234567lol]

@0llieshrieve now that is the most honest thing ive herd all day!!!!!!!!!

[mh6761]

Im sick of the obesity stereotype of america! i went to LA, california and i rarely saw a fat person. btw im british and i love america

[mh6761]

thats a Mancunian accent. (Manchester)

[burberrycap13]

are you from bolton?

[reece798able]

whats the point in judging someone if youve never met them? i admit fish and chips is britains fave meal is fish and chips but we DONT eat it 3 times a day -.- and we dont have posh accents you americans started beleiving that because of some shitty american program well heres a stereotype out of anger

ALL AMERICANS ARE FAT BASTARDS EWHO DONT EXCERCISE AND THEYRE EXTREMLY THICK! MWUHAHAHAH btw there is no british accent cos theres not a single place in the UK called britian theres only 4 areas

[baltmoregirl]

@reece798able Dude..... shut the fuck up and stop bitching

[reece798able]

@baltmoregirl cba to shut up :3

[sppkenny123]

okay,so every single american seems to have an unreasonable grudge against England and i really want to know why,i just want to confirm a stereotype here i LOVE tea,call me a person who match's stereotypes but Americans seem to love slagging other country's off but hey,maybe that's a new stereotype! maybe the Americans are so full of themselves the cant think for one second that they are not perfect.everyone sucks at something.

[Scous2497]

London is a nice place just don't visit Chelsea

[belliouse]

WHAT??? CRICKET?????

i thought it was QUIDDITCH

[mverobeach1]

what the hell is a crumpet anyway? Whatever it is, it better be smothered in bacon and cheese and wrapped in such a way that I can eat it while driving my Humvee. Where do you think I'm from?

[TheOctoman34]

@mverobeach1  zimbabwe

[Georgie1996x]

Which region are you from?

[watfordfan27]

british stereotypes which are true: heavy drinkers, obesity, being crap at sport

[sppkenny123]

@watfordfan27 obesity?that an american stereotype you fucking dumbass! crap at sport? we invented most of the sports you play and are far better than america at sport,fucking get an education before you say things you only guessed at fucking"moron."

[ThugEmpire101]

@watfordfan27

Have you ever been to Britain?

* Assuming* your a yank...

Were better at sport, less drunk rates, and lower rates of obseity... so.



[lolatmyaccounts]

@ThugEmpire101 The drunk rates in england are much MUCH higher than the USA.

Not even slightly I mean by almost double.

[TheOctoman34]

@lolatmyaccounts i suppose that cus we can buy alcohol at 18 not 21

[shredhead667]

@WoObB13 Right...

Is that why we have probably the hardest special forces in the world. Or how you'd die if you set foot in Glasgow or Liverpool, Manchester etc.

[WoObB13]

@shredhead667 Yeah cause those towns are real badass...what? will all the fairies come out of the pub from drinking their warm beers and try to tickle me to death from little fairy slaps? And yes, i'll give some respect to your SAS forces.

[shredhead667]

@WoObB13 You Americans definately can't talk about beer, your beer is like fucking weak piss. Whats the matter scared you might taste something?

[WoObB13]

@shredhead667 You drink your beer warm...why? Even in the video the guy says England sucks for drinking. I mean you sit and drink warm yellow drinks so l wouldn't be surprised if you knew what piss tasted like.

[shredhead667]

@WoObB13 Its ale not cheap lager, beer is supposed to be drunk at cellar temprature as it has more delicate and subtle flavours than the beer of most other countries.

[mancltymagics1]

@WoObB13

room temperature isn't warm you dumb fuck.

[jayc342009]

@WoObB13 go to a british pub and say that, you will shit your little american apple catchers. haha

[sppkenny123]

@WoObB13 go start a fight in london...

you'll go back to the fucking USA with stab wounds,i hate London and im British

[dadrunkendog]

@sppkenny123 So?... I hate: Boston, New York, and New Jersey and i'm American.

[crazyjimmy95]

You are fucking brilliant. Enough said.

[TheRollinss]

You sir are a fucking legend! And im Proud to be british :) (Ive never eaten a Crumpet so bite me.)

[KonigVonKrieg]

Oh god, I hate people who make fun of my people by saying, "OMG British people have stinky yellow big teeth TROLOL."

[CBfrmcardiff]

I love the Queen, I consume tea and crumpets, I watch cricket, I booze too much occasionally (old ''Merrie Englande'' there,) I often say ''bugger'' and I don't have perfect teeth. And I live in London (for the moment). I don't feel this video represents me. I'm fond of tradition, and am xenophobic, insular and parochial, and anti-intellectual. I'm very rarely rude. I'm British, by George, and I'm proud of it. Also, I intend to say ''fiddlesticks'' more often.

[IpadKinect]

Just been wondering, do all americans HATE britain?

[starfaery]

Yeah right! English people are snobs. :-P

[Enidelea]

Thank you so much for adding subtitles. It's really helpful for those whose English is not their mother tongue. Very thoughtful of you. :)

[GhostFireStudios]

Im sorry, Everyone in England should eat Crumpets and drink Tea otherwise they are not English. You my friend are not English unless you put on your Tophat and monocle on a night have a cup of tea and a few crumpets. Obviously you arn't English the queen was over my house yesterday having a Cup of Tea.

[smurfkidharley]

@GhostFireStudios your joking right?