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  • I've actually read the book for slugs... I don't remember it being that bad. Dead Alive is also one of my favourite movies ever! :)

  • great scenes! if you do a part 2 you have got to put the scene from "Mosquito" where the dude's eyes pop out of his head while the giant mosquito is sucking the blood out of him. The scene where a guy gets the stinger in the eye is pretty awesome too. It stars Gunnar (Leatherface) Hansen and Ron (Iggy Pop and the Stooges) Asheton.

  • Ohh no, those guys from the Blob scene were soo hot too..blonde hair, swimmer bodies. :/

  • 8:32 she would of got dropped in a heartbeat.

  • 4:02 its Lee Chaolan from tekken lol

  • now cmon Dead Alive is supposed to be stupid....its funny though and is kinda cheesey so i guess its a b movie...but i just never thought of it.

  • Peter Jackson needs to make a big budget Dead Alive 2 now that he has a ridiculous amount of money:)

  • Hardcore Fist !

  • for the carnosaur scene that is why i am not a tree hugger

  • I think these are way better than the horror movies they make now :D its so gory its funny

  • NOO! NOT THE EPIC PRIEST!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • 4:39 kinda reminds me the ice age intro

  • Can't believe Peter Jackson did Dead Alive... and yeah, Dinosaurs do not like Hippies, apparently..

  • Lol "I kick ass for the lord" epic... Now I want to watch Dead-Alive...

  • Good

  • Greetings earth brother!

  • 8:20 Dude's like "Cool, he left his ring :D"

  • Dead alive: most terrible fuck ever.

  • The last one is pure shit

  • :51 I know it's a movie and all, but can he not feel them moving around?

  • omg thank you so much been looking for the first film slugs for years wasn't there a worm one too???

  • get down!!!get down again!!!

  • do you like the b-rated movie she creature from stan winston thats my favorite movie

  • 6:36- u can see the hand lmao

  • I kick ASS for the lord

    LOL

  • What exaclty is a B-Movie?

  • @SamTeFourreLol low budget movie . CRAPPY ACTORS AND SHit

  • @allxtar Oh thanks.

  • if i ever get sent to court for beating someone up, my excuse will be "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD"

  • wtf the first scene? the chick fingering herself while hes dying?

  • @TheGeekwad I don't see that lol wtf are you talking about? When??

  • LOL i kick ass for the lord

  • Man, where has the imagination gone from movies? I miss crappy but highly inventive B-Movies. Kung Fu Priest....I'll probably never forget that scene.

  • OMG That dinosaur! EPIC fail!

  • i kick ass for the lord!

  • Omg ur sooooo good at making videoos

  • question: when the titles come on, which one's the title of the movie and which is the title of the scene?

  • @CarlyAKACmara

    top one is the title of the movie, bottom is the title of the scene

  • good selection! I love every one of those movies!

  • If you like real horror B movies...checkout spanish fantaterror!!! Best b-side ever! google: "dar tv españa blog" and you´ll see...

  • what is the music in the background? (between the scences you show)

  • @MaryCherry27 its the theme to the movie gingersnaps thats composed by michael shields

  • You need to be on heroin to watch this, do you want some? Or this movie will be boring.

  • And I thought Wrath was bad.

  • 6:49 "What? I thought it was a cigar!"

  • Thank you. This was great.

  • that priest is AWSOME!

  • i kick ass for the lord!

  • 6:03 serious orgasm lol or 6:09

  • 6:03 serious orgasm lol

  • 4:11 it's Chuck Norris!!!

  • DAMN DINO'S THAT GIRL COULD'VE BEEN MY WIFE/GIRLFRIEND!

  • I kick ass for the lord XD LOST IT BEST LINE EVER!

  • the old guy and the waitress must be looking at 2 different things at 2:01

  • That old guy kicks aaaaaaasssssssssssssss

  • dam that old guy kicks ass hard

  • Where do u get the scenes from?

  • the slug scene was actually quite frightening :/

  • i kick ass for the lord-best line ever!!

  • @CreatedWrestlingFed agreed 150%

  • hahahahaha that guy in the creepshow 2 clip that was "fast and could make it" was Sinbad i remember watchin that as a kid lol

  • "Greetings green brother!"*Face slams into the window.

  • Number 1 was not the best thing to see when you have a phobia of worms...

  • HA HA HAA I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD! one of the best secnes ever see in a horror film! I love this movie its so clasic i wonder how would that sound if a belomond was saying it on dracula!

  • 7:44 NUTCRACKER xD

  • You need to tell me the soundtrack you're using at the beginning!! and the 3rd one with the violins (i think) please!

  • Second one was the best and funniest thing I have seen all day. Best thing in a horror/comedy movie ever.

    "I kick ass, for the Lord!"

    *Proceeds to beat them to death (again)*

  • # 1 was friggin gross!!

  • i love the screaming unatached head

  • 8:17

    how the fuck did he fingers get in there?

  • 2:20

    that piss is pretty yellow :D

  • omg i remember when i was little watching dead alive.

  • the first one is soooo nasty! :O

  • 5:36 that's a pretty realistic dinosaur

  • uh, it's called the raft not the blob dude.

  • IN THE NAME OF JESUS I OFFICIALY ROUND HOUSE YOU TA HEEEEEEEELLLL

  • the horrible thing is, there are actually parasites like the ones in the first scene that live in your head... they don't make you explode though :(

  • as if a reverend just kicked the zombies ass. hilarious

  • @aurules16

    es bbeen training all his life

  • 2:42 hes gettin his freak on

  • this is completely ridiculous...but not in a bad way actually :)

  • note to myself:

    never piss on a grave

  • Dead Alive,awesome movie!!

    

  • why did they kill the preist guy from braindead, he was fucking awsome

  • I kick ass for the Lord :D This is the best movie line I've heard!

  • The dinosaur must be a Republican...

    :-P

  • awwwwwww i liked that guy. that was the only guy who never ran from a zombie and realy DID somthing

  • i laughed soo hard in the dead alive part.......ghost grabbing his dick and shredding it into pieces...XDDDDDDD.......writer­s in those days were soooo wacked out lmfao

  • @bhimz2 Dead alive is the fuckin'greatest movie ever made in history...you know the director is Peter jackson?

  • @bhimz2 i had that movie, but under it's alternate name: Braindead

  • @bhimz2 cocane is a hellva drug

  • 6:47 LOL the way it just nibbles the leg

  • next time you piss on a grave remember they will grab you by the nads and eat you

  • Sooooo the priest died?

  • the blob sucks

  • shoot, thats not scary, thats just fuckin funny.

  • That second Movie With the priest is called BrainDead, i cant believe peter Jackson Directed This lol.

  • i kick ass for the lord *heavenly music plays*

  • gahahahha this is funny no scary

  • "I kick arse for the lord!" *Kicks off Tekken style*

    love it! clearly my favorate film ever now XD

  • I love how in Carnosaur right after the leg is pulled off they cut to a dinner scene. LOL

    They did the same thing in Bram Stoker's Dracula where after Lucy is beheaded they cut to Anthony Hopkins carving a chicken.

  • 7:18 it sounds like he really needs to take a shit lol.

  • lol at 6:36 you can see a guys hand pulling her leg... ahh the glory of B movies

  • no i kick ass for lord priest

  • I love how she's so chill rite after her leg got torn off

  • I could make so many jokes about these movies

  • The dino's kinda cute

  • Mr.TheGebster, thank you for bringing the B-list nightmares into my home.

  • is he a paladin =D

  • god theres so bad its not even fuunyy

  • pally much

  • @SniperBoy157 he used hammer of righteous!!!!!!!!

  • the first scene was okay but the priest and the dinosaur were awesomeness

  • Nightvision monster!

  • 2:43 He fucking zombie xDxD - Epic fail ! xD

  • Braindead is so fuckin' cool! I just luv this movie

  • you didnt show the best part of the blob one, the best part is at the end when he makes it to the beach

  • Good usage of the intro song to Ginger Snaps. I really liked that movie except the wolf at the end looked like ass.

  • I dont kno if 2 laugh or cry??!

  • That was the best kicking I've ever seen in a white folk film. Ever.

  • at 6:43 there's blood on the girls face but then at 6:45 it's magically gone

  • Father ted does kung fu! Boss.

  • Nice One Priest "Divine interVention!" For The Lord! Oh Too Bad Hand Of midas Killed him although He Didin't Turn gold...he still kick Ass... ;D

  • GO KICK ASS PRIEST!

  • cool

  • @LovinTheDharma yeah man ,he is worst than Jean Claud Van Damm DX

  • Carnosaur ruined my day

  • at the ending for the blob scene theyre making out and the girl gets eaten. the guy makes a swim for it and makes it on land, but the blob came out of the water and ate him too.

  • I wish Kick Ass Priest said more One Liners..Like with the zombie yell 'I seem to have Dis-armed you Chap' or something

  • I kick ass for the lord!!!

  • For Carnosaur that is.

  • Can you believe that the late Gene Siskel actually gave this film a thumbs up? Seriously! He did!

  • Too bad the priest had to die :(

    Oh well, HE KICKS ASS FOR THE LORD! XD

    Awesomesauce! I love it!

  • I definitely wasnt expecting that (movie 2)

  • OMG that Carnosaur movie is the suckest! Great! :-)

  • i agree

  • man it sucks that the kick ass priest dies.

  • its not called "the blob" its called "the raft"

  • @spiderman292007 He's not saying it's called "the blob", it's just the name he gave the segment. Didn't you notice that each clip has a name that's related to the given scene?

  • Typically B-movies, but soooooooooooooo perfect. Love it ^^

  • one thing is dead alvie was a 18 million dollar budget dont say it had a low budget.srry for hateing on you gebster but i absoloutly love this movie

  • Huh... get the foreshadowing there? "It might just clear up his headache once and for all"? XD

    Also, bad eye-sploison effects = awesome

  • lol its like jackie chan meets farther ted XD

  • more like bruce lee chakie chan doesnt really know any moves

  • uhm wat do u mean with b horror?

    please answer back thx

  • ooooh remember 2:34 rape zombie

  • dead alive....

    i know it as brain dead too

  • WTF? At first he's just fine and in one second he's on the floor with blood spewing out and half of his face missing.

    LOL "That's my mother you're pissing on." Badass priest to the rescue. Also, when the blood spurts out, it sounds like ketchup bottles. The priest is fingered to death.

    The third one was just stupid, but the vibrating guy at 6:11 was funny.

    The fourth one was like Titanic, only with gay guys.

  • horrific and funny? whats the point off that?

  • Greeting Green Brother.

  • OMG!! Wow. This was some FUNNY shit! Just what I needed on a rainy day. Thanks!!

  • 8:01 lol

  • the priest FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

  • I kick ass for the lord! LOL Epic!

  • Is the lord ass kicking scene not from Brain Dead by Peter Jackson?

  • @zombiesatemyfamily, Yea, same film. In the US it was called ''Dead Alive''. Christ knows why. Still a great movie though.

  • Best Priest Ever. Too bad he dies.

  • Oh man, "Slugs" is one gross ass movie you gotta watch to believe.

  • I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD. AHHHHHHHHH

  • "I BEAT YOU. I BEAT YOU!!!!"

  • The blonde zombie in Dead Alive looks like "T.V.'s Frank" from MST3K.

  • I didn't notice that until you said it.

  • I kick ass for the Lord!

    xD Best line EVER made xD

  • I actually saw DEad Alive and Creepshow 2. Both were cheesgasmic.

  • exiasprip, Creepshow 2 was not cheesy (3 was awful)! The 1 and 2 stories were all well written by Steven King and directed by George A. Romero? WTF?

  • scene 1 omg that guy is fucked up scene2 thats my mother your pissing on lol

  • The British superpriest and the mechanic dinosaur were the best/worst/whatever

  • that last part was hilarious. First he just stands there, then only pulls the guy with one arm. And not to mentioned the terrible acting.

  • the priest scene is a funny ending.. lol

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  • This is friggin' HILARIOUS! Thanks for posting!

    That Kung Fu priest sequence was the best!

  • whats better than kickin ass for the lord?

  • Scene 1:everybody's just standing there. Scene 2:what's up with that guy's bladder?!  Roadhouse priest!!

    Scene 3: Looks like Godzilla... Scene 4:Blob, really...

  • kung fu priest XD

  • Just a question :

    Why is the "womans" dress clean in the second scene as she came out of the grave ???

  • dead-alive/braindead is like my second favorite peter jackson film, its gory as could be and whoever has seen the movie knows about the lawn mower :). but check out bad taste, that movie made me laught to the point i was in tears! its so fantastic. its a must watch

  • a must own in my opinion, great fuckin movie

  • @ 6:36 when it turns green, you can see someone's hand pulling her leg, not the dinosaur.

    I lol'd