how to speak kiwi 01

[HeyHiGoodbye876]

Lol this is amusing to me because I'm a Kiwi :) Its funny 'coz its true.

[Midwinterain]

My god we do drop the r's D:

[Midwinterain]

This is going to be funny (i'm a new zealander ;D)

[arohaa74]

da fuck we dont say ca

[BLUEBIRDBB9]

Seriously?

[smokeandmirr0rs]

the fuck? lol

[jackisc00l1]

WHAKA NO!!!!!!!

[ashortive]

haha, what the fuck bro!

these bitches talk shit, funny though :)

[Randomness7813]

seriously im kiwi and i know no one who talks like that oi...tho it might be just where ur from

[ruthtizon]

and for the nasty ones who replied very bad to the girls..

come down on earth people.. everyone speak different their own language.. it is not the same spanish (accent and vocabulary) in Argentina, Chile and Peru..and all are near.. not even in the same country....... You can't say TEN (eeh like egg) you say tin (like in).. then often (everyone says OFEN (no pronounciation of the t) you say Often.. why to be offended.. be proud of what you have but stop behaving as you are the maximum sometimes!

[ruthtizon]

I loved.. thanks a lot beautiful girls you made my day..

Well kiwis can be a bit nasty when someone has not their accent.. I know why now..because they can't talk proper English!! LOL!!!

[ashortive]

@ruthtizon bro, you talk as much shit as those two up there, haha ^^

[NZSuperCam]

This makes us look bloody stupid

[lovetosingize]

NZERS ARE DICKS. Come on.... I am a kiwi and dont speak like that.

[jh78ghbn56]

I say car with a motherfucking 'R'. Learn to speak right bitches!

[iloveyouqazwsx]

What the fuck we sound nuthing like that bro kick back!!

[BennyB5555]

@Aimee2011worthington you misspelled retarded. That must mean that you are the word in which you speak. Sounds like

Re- tahded.

[Aimee2011Worthington]

Are you taking the piss ? You make us sound reatarded. I really do hope that you don't go around talking like that.

[edurocha05]

fap, fap, fap...

[AdoraPanda]

Eh who the hell says true life around here! we say TRUE THAT OR CHURR OKAY

[TropnevadProductions]

wtf is this shit, i find this very offensive as you are implying that we are not as sophisticated as other english speaking countries? do you do one of these on speaking with an asian accent? oh no thats racist! what about an indian accent? oh no thats racist! this is fucking bullshit!

[TheHEcTiCBoY]

.... is it just me or is this slightly creepy??

[XantheGarahy]

Im from NZ , and uh this is bull .

[Aja828AD]

dhahahahaha wot kiwi talks lyke dis?

[ikematt1]

thats not kiwi dipshits

[swangooo]

True Life!!!

[savviejayj]

naa thats not us kiwis bro

[caviper1]

that was funny

[ScanNinViDeo]

wut R U Tolkin About

[AyamiAras]

Ahahaha! So silly. n.n You guys are fun.

[WestonLB]

fucking hopeless dick heads like that ruin youtube

[lllllllllll10]

fuck they're so gay

[TheBro65]

and the next new wourd's as furk if youn sally slurts

[Kurtreidable]

Sound nothing like a kiwi.

[highwhatsyourname]

bro fuck off i am from southland and you guys sound like jaffas we double our fucking ares making us sound like bloody bogans slash maoris

[metalaxiz]

I'm sorry miss 'But are you takeing a **** in your Car . BOinK ! O_o

[freklez123456]

silly sluts 

[MrUrturn]

tarddddddddddsss

[hoshmack]

Well thats true. Last month i was looking for Summer street in Ponsonby asking people how to go to Summer St. without omiting R

- How can i go to Summer St.?

- Oh you came wrong way. Symonds St. is way behind

- No no. Summer St

- ooooh. You mean Summa St?

[ohsnapitzjazzyp]

i am kiwi...

[carlosuruguayo1]

I love New Zeland 'cose in some ways is similar to my country (small place in the southern hemisphere, 3 million ppl, many sheep and cows) with the difference in your higher standard of living of course, so u r always our example of a good country. By the way, I loved this show with those cute and funny gurls. Greetings from Uruguay

[lllllllllll10]

@carlosuruguayo1

Uruguay? hehehehehehe look like urgay

[bopsister]

are u even kiwi



[16Teabags]

@yersimapestis not quite. Rural area.

[itsNZChris]

Are you trying to make us look like fucking retards

[kiwieatingkiwi]

@itsNZChris hard bro

[TheSbrient]

ah dunnoo wut deyr torking abut. Oi don soun anyfink like dat bro.

[RexadeTDK]

@TheSbrient cos your a maori or act like one

[lukesRsYT]

New Zealanders don't say ka .

[iloveyoujamielaou]

0are you trying to make us (nz'ers) look like fuckwits?

[16Teabags]

And in southland. We exaggerate the r. Ommitting the r is for anyone past christchurch

[yersimapestis]

@16Teabags fuckin invicargill eh? XD

[ssant29]

Good but seriously pretty dry aye

[ledda33]

jajajaj thx... Im from Argentina, and I want to go there in march. I really need to learn your language and your accent! you are very nice. Thx again. do you have facebook... can you add me? /lamarpla. kisses

[1miti1]

finally found a clip on how we actually speak. well done girls

[jasoncape]

You're taking shelter in your car because summer is over??? lol :))))

Great video by the way. :D

[hongibalboa]

Very nicely done. You have style.

[defacto109]

Was roidin dohwn Wullington strait, luked to meh laift an sow this gerl... buh dunno wich wey she waint! lol

[rafaelg45]

I lived in New Zealand - Wellington for 7 years. I loved the accent and still do.

[chromeronin]

Sweet as, bro, churrrr..

[JimmyCognitti]

These girls are fun.

I like women who have good sense of humor.

[hellotooyoutoo]

fail

[Jahooba]

This was kinda goofy.

[lucaminator]

wtf bro



[twilightloverallthew]

bro i dont think we say car super fast it makes us sound retareded churr.

[lolipoppornbitch]

HOLY MOLY ! :D

SAMA :D:D:D

[midpine]

try using the words; mean,hundi ,churr, bro,cuz,skuxx ,gc ,gb then youll sound like a kiwi

[emilyisslick]

pretty sure not all kiwis talk like them :/

[supersupersaloon1]

Amazing



[lollyluvr]

why the frick am i on this even thou imma kiwi?? :)

[Hayleywylde]

@lollyluvr haha same ;P

[MondoHoN]

@lollyluvr Because the girl on the left is hot!

[autobahnz]

Yup, the 'Ca' part is completely wrong, is more drawn-out than short and sharp like they suggest.

Anyway, they only teach you Pakeha (White) Kiwi, don't forget Maori Kiwi, "Chur Chur Bro!! Oh Shudddup egg!" hahaha!!

Then there's crossovers: White Maori Kiwi or Maori White Kiwi, thats where one talks like the other, Sir Paul Reeve's was a perfect example of a White speaking Maori, and Helen Clarke was almost a Maori speaking white man. haha.

[waxfalcon]

I adore you, specially the big chick (she's cute)

[HelterSkelterSOR]

nekk minnit

[TheNotoriousKRP]

Actually, if you say "ca" you may as well say it twice fast and it will be "KAKA", cuzz that's all that piece of advice which they gave was worth.

I think these chicks would have you believe that if you wanted to say in a Kiwi accent, "I have 6 cars", it should sound like "I have six kuz", which is entirely FALSE. (cousin?)

Maybe they say "ka" instead of "car" in their own neighbourhood, & that's entirely understandable, but being a kiwi my self, that's not how I nor anyone else I know says it.

[OwntyFundoe]

noobs we drag the a in car more like caaa

[keebaman]

Get your filthy hands off my Girlfriend (My Sheep)

[ChrisDometakis]

last summa i drove ma ca intoo a tree

[thatscrazy564]

Bro im a kiwi and yu dont know shit ur not kiwi r yu

[LyricSongs567]

Yeah um .. you don't sound like a kiwi.

I don't say 'Ca' i say 'Caaa'

Bloody kiwis.

[nicnac4221]

lol i would never say true life i didn't know that was a saying

[itsleviooosa]

na we do omit the r. or like in 'butter' we replace it with a t, 'budda'. true life.

[flowerysam]

wtf man your saying it wrong if you ever come to nz you will be an outcast teach peps hw to say kia ora or somthing

[rejuised]

fucking say kia ora bitch. no one says kia ora. all they say is give us our fucking land back that we think we own but whites actually have all the rights to it.

[savolrat]

lol that is aussie. kiwi is replacing i's with u's (fish = fush) and a's with e's (happy = heppy)

all in all. worst accent ever. haha

[Kairus101]

WTF. What a these two on about? We speak betta English then that.

[LWithers92]

What the fuck... Nobody says ca or summa.

[samothzyklon]

you gils are retarded. i say car. and im from taupo

[godsnemesis1]

cool girls, i liked it :-)

[shade0o]

who the fuk says ka for car??

Oh well maybe in Aukland.. south of that noone!

on side note: and i havnt seen a sheep for ages...

[jackalan88]

this isn't the southern NZ accent

[EssssTeeeeDeee]

Thats not how we sound, dub teh eff !

[SkillD1J]

nice try but yeah-nah would of done it

[shroomy2009]

i dont think ive ever heard a kiwi sound so special!!! all they need is their helmet n crayons!

[MateandMatey]

this is amazingly gay.

[rikdownunder]

very cleva. you huv earned some chuppees. luckee duckees

[xBlueFlower]

your tutorials how to speak kiwi are great :))

you are nice and funny and you make the videos interesting. also i can understand you two pretty good ;)

greetings from germany! and see you in NZ :) haha.. yes, i'll do a year abroad over there! yeah :D :)

[JesusManson323]

Yes = Yeece

Question = Queesh-ton

Back = Beck

Happy = Hippy

Twenty = Tweenty

Dollar = Dullah

Fish = Fi-ush (blur togther)

I'm from New Zealand = I'm from New Zeal-lund?? (make statement sound like a question)

SOURCE: American guy married to Kiwi woman for 12 years.

[LonSlava]

that is already British english =)

[truemaori]

lol what a crack up 

[TheNzpaintball]

Damn homosexuals dont know anything about new zealand

[URno1REQUESTER]

Wtf?

[xxclairedanielle]

Its weird that you think saying "car boot" and "sweet as" is strange. Those phrases are just so normal. It is like me saying to you omg those Americans wont stop saying THE, isn't that weird?!

[DoctorWhoNessNess]

this is weird why wud anyone WANT to learn a kiwi accent. its not tha exciting



[palokowski]

I love that accent.

I`ve lived in NZ for 3 years, S. Island, Blenheim.

Of course I've got Flight of the Conchords.

[nairb516]

no one cares how to speak kiwi just show us ur tits

[toriwai]

Lol we do so talk like that guys, you notice it more when you over seas. Especially summa

[MrTequilapete]

OMG I dont even know wht r u talkin' bout -*-

[Polaritez]

We dont sound like that....

[SarahW4023]

you guys make kiwis look like freaks jumping around like that :/

[TayTayLyons]

You fail. Dont try. We don't sound like that, your embarrasing your self.

[anonkid523]

That's hilarious!

[Naezzz23]

Um its How to speak MAORI! Kiwi is what you are and MAORI is what the language is.

[666bulletboy]

i got killed in a CA in SUMMA haha this is not newzealand

[TheWhiteOwl23]

omg we dont even say kiwi haha wtf

[Laaserlars]

the girl in blue is so fuckin hot

[moileplusfort3]

@Laaserlars but not the other one :(

[adarshk7]

@Laaserlars Yes completely agree with you!

[koreonebrevone]

this videos fucking stuped we dontr talk like this 4 fuck sake i dont talk like that and iam from nz you just make us look gay

[teokoroa]

@koreonebrevone We do so pronouce car as KA. and Summer as Summa lol

[cornelia1100]

Um i got to say. We don't even talk like that but..... ok

[cornelia1100]

um i got to say we don't even talk like but....... ok

[2k7friends2k7]

i like to kill people like you.

but then i seen the last part so it's ok(:

[stefaniieee]

Love it!

[emmarose122]

wow....you guys are just stupid

[sheenza911]

aussies say 'summa' as well, not just kiwi's

[handstabber]

that sounded like verbal diarrhea. you trying to make us look retared?

[lessamurdoch]

Im a Southland girl, and I get stick about my southern accent, but wtf was that about? 1. who says are you taking shelter in your car?? mm maybe North Islanders and I did not understand a single thing you guys were jibber jabbing about how about "move out of the way sheep shaggers" you just made our country look like a land filled with stupid egg heads.....uncool and not funny

[sheenza911]

this isnt really a good example/tutorial of how to speak kiwi

who says "are you taking shelter in your car?"

[marcelobrandt]

@sheenza911 ... (some people just don't get it)

[QTRMDGET69]

this is gay. we dont sound like that.

[IMxCALLEDxRETARDED]

i say car with the r and summer as ( sum-mer)

[jedin18]

..GOsh.. u girls are awosome.. i wanna marry a girl with kiwi accent.. ^^

[rock87dot2]

edit the fucking tutorial up its like this :: hey bro why in the car for? its fucking raining retard! er true bro

[Uzzie101]

You do talk like this, their not taking the piss, when ye come over here, everyone really is like "what the fuck's a ca?"

"they mean car..."

"oh, i see..."

This is the opposite of how the Irish speak, we're very soft on vowels and we make sure you hear the "r" sound!!!

[Haxxtt]

then it will turn out to be summea

[MissMusic186]

what. the hell.

lawl, this was so cute.

im from chch.

[dagodog2]

this is how u speak maori not kiwi

[794858274]

what about "bunis" ? Is that kiwi speaking? 

[r32skyline]

@794858274 it's benis u dick~

[794858274]

on ur face

[dagodog2]

I'm from NZ and we sound nothing like that.. OMG

[iNinja85]

@dagodog2 Lol I know ae! Hello, are yoooo taking sheltaaaaa in your ca.

LOL! SERIOUSLY?

It's bloody weird..... If people want to know how a kiwi speaks, just ask someone like me, or any of the people who commented on this saying that is NOT how to speak like a Kiwi lol.

[TILBZCURRANCY]

Kia Ora bro and we don't sound like that

[xxxxhackerx]

very cute~

[TheOrbitProductions]

Seriously.. We don't sound like that.

[PaulOrekhov]

lol

[Lilliieeva]

ITS CAR!!!!! with and R!!!! if your going to teach people teach them properly. I DONT FREAKING SAY CA. i say car.. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR like a normal person!!!

[Killey100]

@Lilliieeva So i'm guessing you're from Southland then haha :)

[SmeezySisters]

Yea... we don't talk like that. southern regions such as Otago roll their R's... while the rest of the country doesn't. I don't roll my R's, and i don't pronounce them, and i do not sound like this...

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

0:19

LOL!

[karenastudillo]

Thanks, this video is very nice.

[ChonnyLang]

haha CA. i say it like caaaa. ca sounds unfinished

[kiwilogaNZ]

If your from southland or otago provences you do use you r's.

[greyinferno]

Im confused. I don't pronounce my Rs and I have never sounded like this...

[butsl747]

if your from south you roll your rrrrs

[marcovandaar10]

I ike the "summa is ova" girl! The look in her eyes....

[NinjaEastaBunni]

KIWIS RULE. AUSSIES DROOL!!

[legalis1]

so funny how the new zealand language has been fkd up by other languages of other cultures in stead of being based on mainly maori thats the reason why we dont say our T's. mind you maoris were whiped 4 speaking maori now our language is lost now i have to go to fucke university

[brontslovexx]

um haha thats weird as we dnt really talk like that. not ca like fast?

[plumedekiwi]

You two are great. Hope you keep making more funny videos.

[Jungele]

hahaha the end! nice!

[shootingstarzxo]

I SAW A SHEEP TODAY

oh true life.

[natu1977]

gracias x decirlo xq yo no entendi nada!!!!

[ChrisDometakis]

@shootingstarzxo I SHAGGED A SHEEP TODAY

oh true life.

[autobahnz]

@ChrisDometakis "No way Bro!!!! What was yours ones name?"

Gotta be picky coz it's hard to know what you're dealing with once the rubber ring drops off!!

[shootingstarzxo]

@DaPepsinator fuck yeah (;

[jamesmullaney22]

ha ha i live with a kiwi in need of some elocution lessons, i will use these brilliant videos to mock him further bro,