Message from Xenu - updated

[kevpedx]

lol scientology is f-tardted

[CurryOrgy]

Im going to gather you, and all you other scientologists...............

[klikafizzy]

Xenu FTW!!1

[Uhtred5]

XENU '08!

[WeldEmSteady]

But in the beginning l ron called him XEMU with and M...

MPLY

[Erich745]

There's no need to be a bigot. But, yeah Scifags suck

[949883]

if the scientologists dont belive in christ, y their simble is a cross?

[OneThousand98]

Because it didn't take very much imagination to design it.

[remoteanon]

Because it points to each way on the compass. The reason for the X through the cross is to depict the 8 areas of life

[runescapetheft2]

your right

[LongCatMcMudkip]

It's a crossed-out cross. Part of the reason is that Co$ sees Christianity as competition.

[yabigslev]

money maker $ XENU $

[AceOfSpades772]

So.. your a scientologish? Bet your just saying that you make yourself feel good. Either that, or your psycotic. Please, tell me, why you believe what you believe..

[yorkermiles]

It makes sense

[DimensionalPychosi]

It makes SENSE?

Can you tell us then, what does word SENSE means to you?

If this shit makes any sense.. Im Jesus, nice to meet you.

[yorkermiles]

Xenu has nothing to do with scientology,it was a screen play written by the founder, Revolt in the Stars (a screenplay written by L. Ron Hubbard in 1977)

People have very wrongly associated this with scientology and it has nothing to do with it at all.

Scientology was started in the early 1950's.

[Railok]

yorkersmiles, say that to OT III in Hubbards own writing.

[BTHGG]

Support that!

[nndsmc]

haha i love that scene from the Oprah show xD first time i've seen it now , i only knew for that from Scary Movie xD

[barry770]

im gonna get you with my soul collector

[uberjim83]

Soul collector = Ghostbusters gun! Sign me up!

[qlight]

I don't have very much to drink tonight. Sorry.Laff

[sentimoko]

OMG!! SO FUNNY! I DIEOF LAUGHTER!!

[rania3830]

"im coming to get you

in my dc8

there's no escape"

ROFL!

[ET740]

Really? Scientology forced them to break up? I can't believe it!

[ohssoftt]

yea its funny we had a hail xenu day at work on friday we all had a blast

[ericcartman321]

LOL

[ohssoftt]

so is will smith i think i lose all respect for pple when i find out how retarded they are omg a dc8 traveling thru space fuktards but mormans are close to that stupid too

[EricMorgan]

Lol!! look at 3:57, than look at the silver surfer failure pose... Similar

[lordvelos]

I have an Scientology E-meter shoved up my ass right now! The deeper it goes the more it reads as RISE.. why is that? You would think that having this huge thing shoved up my ass would read as stress? Oh wait isn't there something about CoS having members in the closet? Oh so its not stress than! I see Ok.

[NatureLegalized]

March 15TH FREEDOM IS AROUND THE CORNER. Katie go home! Reconnect...

We're looking forward with increasing excitement to this Saturday!

[LULZwarrior360]

These guys rocked when they were around

[ohssoftt]

wow!! how dumb can people get?

[putertink]

March 15TH FREEDOM IS AROUND THE CORNER. Katie go home! Reconnect....

[Mitchelliswithyou]

I've got to admit, their beliefs are about as bad as any other religion, the ridiculously stupid thing is the fact that somebody in the 1950's supposedly knows it and nobody else while other religions usually have texts and stuff that verifies a certain story.

[Amperture]

XenuTV "Comparing Myths"

Look it up

or find it here: watch?v=2WtHNANZMvY

[CamdenBloke]

We all know that the DC-3 is WAY hotter then the DC-8.

[travelppl]

rofl lmao so funny

[gurutruth]

hehe

Xenu.

[taylorbergs]

tom cruise sucks

[stocktakerbillybob]

haha these guys BELIEVE SOMETHING CRAZY AND STUPID BUT ALSO POTENTLY DANGEROUS TO THEM AND US. lol! it is my belief anyone with a belief this retarded needs to be mocked for it, only thus can sense prevail. If you really care about peoples beliefs then you have to care about mine too :P (least i didn't charge you $500,000 to find out what i believe!)

[Rurudyne]

(Intro text available for $50) We hold these truths to be (text available for $50), that all men are (text available for $500) —That to secure these rights (descriptions of rights available for $100 each, or 12 for $1000)...

[Sanitariumffi]

HAHA! Best comment ever! :D :D

[Sanitariumffi]

HAHA! Best comment ever! :D :D

[robinalexlewis]

Man, I love it, good work

[Railok]

Where can I get this song? It's awesome!

[VegetaFH1]

EPIC!!! EPIC!!! EPIC!!!

that was class... very nicely put together, however what khosrow said it true

There belief's arent the problem, its the methods that are the problem.. still nice vid tho, funny stuff

laterz

An ye, watch my vids.. see what ya think

[khosrow]

sorry for the tripple post. it wasnt my fault.

[khosrow]

please dont criticise their belief.criticise theire methodes.googlesearch: operation freak out,operation snow white!

[Mitchelliswithyou]

Beliefs! Xenu was an evil lord, he comes to getz yous and currput your lols and make you slaevs!!! ZOMG. Support Anonymous, and anyway, everyone knows that most scientologists don't buy into the Xenu story, in fact, most don't even hear it until OTIII which not many people get to...

[khosrow]

please dont criticise their beliefs. criticisetheire methodes. google search: operation freak out, operation snow white!

[khosrow]

please dont criticise their beliefs. criticisetheire methodes. google search: operation freak out, operation snow white!

[hardcore225mcr]

okay, i have a question for you, sixyearsleft - why is a religion based on a sci-fi novel? its fiction. if it was real, it wouldnt be sci-fi. did l. ron hubbard intend for his book to turn into a religion when he wrote it?

[sixyearsleft]

LRH quotes: "I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is!"

"Y'know, we're all wasting our time writing this hack science fiction! You wanta make real money, you gotta start a religion!"

"writing science fiction for about a penny a word was no way to make a living. If you really want to make a million, he said, the quickest way is to start your own religion.'"

[DartzIRL]

I thought the $cieno's called Eart Teegeeak, or something like that... but Plaktok 8 sounds cool

[nova747]

Well, peices of science fiction usually have contradictions like that all the time :)

[sixyearsleft]

Hello Tom :)

[plexusranger]

hi, Tom. Fuck you. Really. Fuck you.

[barry770]

stop the facist scientology movement

[youvinicio]

sixyearsleft: the only real thing is that you are an idiot in the past, now and in the future

[sixyearsleft]

Have you been speaking to my mother?

[hate28kill28destroy2]

tom crusie is such a idiot XDXDXDXD

[stillrob420]

scientology will save mankind!

[Jump306]

look up Lisa McPherson.... trust me...theres more

[AnonymousLeader]

join the protest feb 10th, WORLDWIDE

- David, Leader of Anonymous

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[Dalnijrus]

No leaders of Anon.

[8NCLI8]

But please join the protest anyway :)

[in50mn14c]

Wow, you didn't get the joke... Lurk Moar.

[Dalnijrus]

Been lurking for days, "David" never showed up.

[LupieStardust]

Superb.

[lordzeno666]

Not "in the name of" directly, just indirectly, through their actual beliefs...and we don't actually know if they're not capable of murdering individuals to keep their secrets etc. You'd be naive to rule that out if you knew all the facts around the cult.

[mj1903ikjshdj]

except for the wacky space stuff

[mj1903ikjshdj]

its interesting that all the technology kinda resembles the time period in which hubbard was living.

[penneyLek]

I need this song on my mp3 player, this is way better than fergie or rap or anyother song so far!!!

[NotSoOldHippy]

Scientology is organized crime. The insane criminals were indicted and imprisoned as the single most widespread incident of domestic espionage against the United States ever. Operation Snow White is still on going (details at COSVM dot ORG cover the syndicate's RICO predicate crimes and TREASON against America.)

[lordzeno666]

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

WE DO NOT FORGET.

Expect us.

[lordzeno666]

Most mainstream religions with power structures leach huge money off their followers. Ever wonder how the catholic church got it's billions yet it's followers in Africa and South America still wallow in poverty?? Do you think they see any of the churches wealth?

[Judicius]

Even so, no religious but scientology demands you pay money before you see the priest.

[Zenboy23]

[message deleted by Tom Cruise]

[sixyearsleft]

lol :), I often wonder.. if Tom Cruise had seen this video... now I know :)

[ET740]

As far as I know, he has heard this video. One of the internet news sites said that he hired a few extra bodyguards as a result. Howz about that huh?

[sixyearsleft]

Hi ET740 :)

Can you get me any more info on this?

that would be awesome..

[ET740]

I will see what I can do.

[sayvar44]

hilarious i nearly pissed myself what a song! but beware the scientologist are so crazy they might steal it for their national anthem!

[iruss71]

Funny how L.Ron was a drug addict and now they all all hate it!! I don't think Tom can wait to suck xenus three blue cocks!! If they had have named there boss Voltron or Ray from the planet of big nose, would they be as convincing??

[PETAVER]

Xenu+Scientology= Totally Ridiculous... Only a complete idiot couldnt put ah you know a science fiction author(Hubbard)and his bran new relgion(CULT)and expect it to be true/believable! I guess if i was mentally ill i would believe everything i heard/read too

[barry770]

honestly i dont give a shit what they belive. it's the fact that they sue and censor everybody that speaks againest them. doing that, in my opinion is like shoving thier belifes down your throat.

[andywattbolb]

Yeah, you said it Tom!

Fuck you guys and give me your money!

[CultofScientology]

Priority #1 - Have Scientology's Tax Exempt Status revoked.

[barry770]

fuckin awesome i hope you don't get sued.

[stocktakerbillybob]

haha great stuff, dem scientologists are crazy.

[hatorihanzoe]

This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen besides the south park episode on scientology haha. Too bad the cult doesn't attack south park because we all know south park would make more episode.

[tfpmacheath]

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Xenu]

[Kitsune1282]

Nice song, very B-52s-esque (or is that DC-10s-esque?)

"It's tiiiiime, for your TAX INSPECTIONS!" XD

[scratchpix]

GREAT Song!!

I just pray to Xenu that Tom doesn't send scientologist hitmen to kill you, Dude.

[deviantcreep]

classic!

[niceonetom]

everything you believe is nonsense. good luck.

[cellblockearth]

All hail Lord Xenu! Kneel before Zod!

[crazybob1001]

Hail Xenu!!

[sakuraba13]

You don't even know who Ryan Gracie is.

I'm sure his family would not like you using him as an example.

[cagwa]

Excellent song. Makes me horny for some Xenu love!

[olihill101]

WOOP! FUCK XENU! WOOP!

[nethius]

This song rocks!

[zannekin]

all hail lord xenu

[cultssuck]

Love it, love it, love it!!

Can you believe anyone actually believes this shit?

[eldarionll]

poor tomy jajajajaja,xenu¡¡ jajajajaja, oh shit, pooor people

[surrealbob]

...or maybe coc(+ overdose of celecrity-

auditing)?

[adamg709]

Yes, good song, smart arrangement.

[dean1541]

Great Song, reminds me little of the old B-52's style, I can't get it out of my head. I found a great trick if you are accosted by scientologist and they try to recruit you.  Simply say "I am broke and deeply in debt". They won't bother you further.

[amp1616]

yeah haha sounds like "my sharona"

[FrankMahovlich]

You guys are geniuses.

[PaintingTheRoses1]

lol. i love this

[behim0th]

scientology is a cult!!!!!

[abaton6]

People have to be sooooo lost to believe in such nonsnse. The really sad part is they think the REST OF US are poor, misled fools.

I checked out Hubbard's place in S.F. many years ago. After 5 minutes, I was shaking my head in disbelief. I told the guy to get a life, and leave before it's too late.

[draksde]

well tbh this guy pretty much says the truth :P,but i believe xenu is the media ;-) cos they only show you what they want you to see,so beware of 'Xenu'.

[gensilver]

In every time, just ask you one question.

What Would Xenu Do ?

'Cause all your problems can be solved by throwing stuff into a volcano.

[Xenu]

Don't play me if you don't want me to cap yo' ass with body thetans.

[jmcmovie]

Damn, Xenu don't play! Cap one off in cruise's behind, please Lord Xenu. Dat boy done gone crazy listenin' to Elron and his cult crew. Gangbanger wannabes to the end, scienos! Learn 'em sumpin' bout da streets, Xenu. Sick a all a dem damn scienos.

[tigrx]

waaaaaahahaha loooooool

i adore this, dude i'm gona start a cult for xenu, it'll be for scientology what devil worshippers are for christianism looool. we will scare the shit out of them, xenu will be back, he told us, and he's coming to get you tom cruise looool, now every1 knows u rdoin it to escape taxes so cut the crap and pay what u're due just like the rest of us

[Xenu]

YES!! WORSHIP ME!!! I WILL RETURN!!!

[xenublows]

Learn more about the cult on youtube just type in Xenutv or Scientology

BOYCOTT SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITIES!

SCIENTOLOGY IS A BIG FAT GLOBAL SCAM!

SCIENTOLOGY KILLS!

CUT AND PASTE AND PASS THE MESSAGE ALONG!

Go to Google and type in "Scientology actors list" should be the second link on google in the search.

[bkfilipi]

ask me a question

[ET740]

OK, why did the Truth Rockets break up?

[sixyearsleft]

I will try and get more information but at the moment I have to respect their decision to keep quiet....

I have to admit that I'm a bit gutted about it, all i can say is just watch this space and i will post any info i can....

[sixyearsleft]

More info top right :)

[ET740]

Where did you get the pictures of that guy who is telling the teacup and saucer to "stand up?"

[sixyearsleft]

I cant get to my old hard drive to be 100% sure but i think it was the panorama episode on Scientology..

[ET740]

Yeah, it is the Panorama episode. I found it. Thanks very much!

[bkfilipi]

so sad you cant see your own spirituality

brian

[ET740]

They broke up! Why did the Truth Rockets break up?

[battlingpig]

maybe.... an alien race has come to the earth recently and started fucking up peoples lives with scientology to destroy the population of the world so the aliens can move in with no loss to their own kind in wars n stuff ... lol... imagine asking a scientologist about that... they would end up killing u lol

[jack00008]

I KILLED MEGAMAN

[cptndw]

Hey , Scientology's are people to .

[ProspectorSam]

Hey, at least he can have his own money now, even if his mind isn't free yet. "Free your wallet and your mind will follow"? :-) I guess he'll find out soon....

RP 08 FTW

[RAQDES]

Interesting

[Dalbert342]

Are you a scientologist????I am a atheist,and if refuse to belive there is a God,why would belive in a religion written by a know liar and overexgatuator

[Dalbert342]

I love it lmao 'no escape from DC8'..pure genius

[keepthesmilek]

I'm not too worried about scientology, when a gouvernement gonna need to create an ennemi to destroy to gain more vote, scientology have good chance to be targeted.

Every cult fear 2 things, media & psychiatrist, i don't think its a coincidence to ear things about this cult since a moment.

Only sad thing for now is to see all these people getting their soul raped by this cult.

[doodyl9]

john travolta looked a little TOO much like jerry seinfeld. jew or scientologist?

[mcgrewrich]

HEIL XENU!  Bow down before our Reptilian masters from outer space, the Illuminati who secretly control the world! Oh, and by the way, Jesus has come back as a shark! Worship him or he'll bite your fricken head off! Check out shark-messiah dot com!

[Tonks88]

Tom Cruise said we should go fuck ourselves.... i know someone whos films i'm boycotting ^^

[edwinlin]

who cares about tome cruise when we got chuck norris!

[markellion]

I pledge my loyalty to Xenu and the galactic empire

it sounds so badass

[Xenu]

Behold: For I am free! After an Eternity I have returned to tax the followers of those who imprisoned me and buy myself a "Free Xenu" t-shirt!

[Tonks88]

xenu rulez : P

[Bakfulbloke]

damn i shouldn't have watched this, i owe you $10,000 now for that information!

[whatachump]

check out the truth rockets' site - they've got a load more tracks to listen to and some funny stuff

[hebaroxy]

Thanks.  Great video & much needed.

[gapingheadwound]

Oh, man, that's class.

HAIL XENU!

[pokalen]

Xenu? How can people choose to believe in some random evil alien who brainwashed other aliens in a 3D-cinema? This shit is weird.. Do not convert to Scientology. They'll brainwash you forever.

[HannibalLectorsmith]

lol

[bornagaindaemon]

Well I think Cruise is crazy or dumb enough to believe it actually.

[potz555]

Cruize isnt crazy or dumb, its probably people calling him that that makes him believe, Scientology istn different from any other cult that many quite inteligent and successful people join just on a much larger scale, something makes people join these cults and its definately not them being dumb, its quite strange that anyone would join such a cult because when a normal person looks in to it they cant believe it

[SvenBoogie]

I can pretty much tell you for certain Tom Cruise has been insulated completely from the whole Xenu story and OTIII, etc etc. Hes too valuable to the "church" for them to have him find out what the whole thing is based on and leave.

[Xenu]

Isn't he an OT VII already though? Once you're an OT III they fill you in on the Xenu story. I assume that by the time one gets that high up in the hierarchy once's so completely brainwashed that it's simply believed. It must undoubtedly shock many people but the tens of thousands of dollars and all the years invested almost guarantee that you'll but anything by that point.

[mateo061984]

hail xenu

[bornagaindaemon]

XENU will EAT all Scientologists for breakfast ! Harrrrrhahaharrrrrrrhahahahaha­harrrrrrrrrrrr

[henrysdreams]

Lol, very good.

[supimAndriy]

Hail XENU!

[stillrob420]

lol the guys singing is nuts lol rofl

[skidawg22]

Very funny, sir. Hail Xenu!

[HatterMadigan]

Whooo! And they thought I was Mad!!! Wonderland has nothing on Scientology!!! CHANGE SEATS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

I have to invite this Xenu to a tea party!!! HAHAHAHA!!

[Xenu]

I prefer Early Gray, thank you very much. Let's make it into a picnic.