"What really happened on that thursday here at Augusta Highschool, that lead to
Chris Woods' Death, *Cauh*, the Fuck is that?!....Shit!, *spit*,Im dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town.Shit flyin in my mouth, the fuck, I cant see,...pollen..
Lets get out this fucking country motha fucka. I cant even see.." rofl
Isiah Carey is his name! google him! he's in Houston and his voice is NOW so professional. lol i wanna see how he rationalizes this and especially, his voice change
I remember this from before Tosh. But seriously, what really makes this video great is that everybody can relate to his reaction to having that bug fly in his mouth. So uncomfortable, makes you angry, he was just reacting like we all do.
@PENORgobbler322 What????? No need to be racist or anything. Black and white people are created equal, homie. White people talk that way too, just saying.
the noise when the bug goes in is the best ever. i've cried many many times laughing at that particular moment in time. aaaah so good. so god damn good.
lmfao, thank you so much, Daniel Tosh. I have watched this video well over 20 times. The noise he makes when he swallows the bug continues to get me every time...
Press 2 for IM Diyn in dis country ass fucked up town
AskAGeekVideos 4 days ago
Gotta love our news guy! Hilarious!
Patience081812 1 week ago
As I type this, Isiah Carey is currently trapped on flooded streets in Houston.
comradebot 2 weeks ago
You can leave the hood, but the hood aint gonna leave you.
Gamethroughs 3 weeks ago 6
lets get the fuck out of this mutha fuckin town!
FilipinoNinja500 3 weeks ago
press 3 for country ass
coshoup 4 weeks ago
to catch a bug in the mouth press 5
coshoup 4 weeks ago
To get outta the country Press: 9
jjcatracho0 1 month ago 2
Isiah Carey actually presented an academic award to me in downtown Houston.
It's quite ironic to see his true personality...
HuisinSauce 1 month ago
LMAO....What happened to the professional that was here a second ago...LLS
barnek4 1 month ago
HOLLY SHIT THAT'S MY NEWS MAN ON CHANNEL 2 LMFAO
dacotawheeler 1 month ago
L M F A O !
DJ7Up 1 month ago
d fuck is that!!????
mikeyboy082 1 month ago
lets get the fuck out this country motherfucka
indi0cabron 1 month ago
THE FUCK IS THAT?!? SHIT!
r3v3r3nd2008 2 months ago
keep fucking that chicken
john43261 2 months ago
FUNNIEST SHIT ever.
THE FUCK ISSSS THAT!?
RockMeChunsaDeus 2 months ago
wow
doriachris 2 months ago
L . M . F . A . O . !!
UnicornApples 2 months ago
i feel the same as hollistergirl1990. really isiah lol. but i dont watch kriv anyhoo
Londa1027 2 months ago
Lmao i can't watch the isaiah factor the same anymore. What a difference! Lol
19Hollisterchick90 2 months ago
thefuckisthat
rykno23 2 months ago
Yea!! My dawg! He's at Fox 26 in H Town now!
theyellafella 2 months ago
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MrFrozeninferno 2 months ago
All blacks have a little ghetto in them...
brubaker125 3 months ago
he works for our news channel 26 fox in H-town. he is so proper and polite on camera this is really a shock and yet TOO DAM FUNNYYYYYYY
MrIsaiah2020 3 months ago 19
If you listen closely, you can even hear the camrea man rofling
HydraWolf1 4 months ago 4
if i ever need a good laugh i always wach this:)
123utiful 4 months ago
Haha! This guy is freakin awsome!
MOBROOKS 4 months ago
lol he's got a sailor mouth
screwy109 4 months ago
If you Hold 1 , You can clearly see it near his mouth .
SuperrMannBamm 4 months ago
goin ghetto.
Liv6ification 4 months ago
4 people didn't want to get the fuck up out this country muthafucka!!
phemohilia 4 months ago
LMFAOOOOOO oh this is some funny shit
italiankilla58 4 months ago
best news reporter ever i wish the news was like that all the time
xxxindustriesxxx 4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
96tomlinson 5 months ago
i CANNOT stop laughin at this. love him
iloveobx79 5 months ago 2
i Think He Was Mad?
iiTaylored 5 months ago
yo my man! The spot on Tosh.O was maaaaad!!!
djboomshot 5 months ago
I love this...
TorrenGallagher 5 months ago
SHAAAT!
Cullough251 5 months ago
@DWSimmy,yes he caught hay fever from this.
Cullough251 5 months ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
cyniraholt 5 months ago
Does he say "I can't see, pollen, let's get the fuck out this country mother fucker?" Because he has pollen allergies.
DWSimmy 5 months ago
(Gags) WTF Is That ! Shit Flyinq In My Mouth !
lmfao
TheBlossomBabyy 5 months ago
I've been laughing for 2 hours straight from this
DaDooode 5 months ago
Wait that was wrong
Dwk519 5 months ago
Pause and Press 7 to see how he eats dat chikn
ThaCanuck 6 months ago 2
Thumbs up if Tosh.0 brought you here!
rickman181 6 months ago 31
@rickman181 where can i watch this guy as a guest on tosh o
Hiimbeard 4 months ago
@Hiimbeard tosh.0 at comedy central website
rickman181 4 months ago
IM DYING IN THIS THIS COUNTRY FUCKED UP ASS ToWn
kyledahelper 6 months ago
he went to white to Black in 5 seconds
kyledahelper 6 months ago
lets gyet the fuck oudis counrta maaafucka
DoMinC246 6 months ago
his tongue goes retarded at 4 seconds :L
whatcanihavenow 6 months ago 3
The first "Shit!" is the best
mikeoc41 6 months ago
this makes me laugh more everytime i watch it!!!!
daveevegas 6 months ago 2
its funny how that grasshopper jumped in his mouth as soon as he was aabout to tell wat really happened to chris
lilray809 6 months ago 3
Tosh.0 brought me here...
CuteCreamcake 6 months ago
forget obama
im voting for him
to be our next president
fidfel1062 7 months ago
wat thats waz crazy and funnie at dha same time:)
aprilgogetta08 7 months ago
he went from will smith to lil wayne instanly
megarockerx60 7 months ago
@mongoosedriver1 stfu tosh is funny Af
ramonu14 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you think we should the fuck out this country, mutha fucka...... too soon? :(
GermaineJeremy 7 months ago
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Thumbs if you don't know who Tosh is.
NojesOmega1942 7 months ago
Thumbs up if you saw this before it was on Tosh.O
MostDohpe 7 months ago 3
he just had a nigga moment
thecharliearmydream6 7 months ago
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freakin funny
snipersplatter 7 months ago
freakin funny love
snipersplatter 7 months ago
What happened Chris Wood and he's death
megcat01 7 months ago
he turned white to black when that bug went in his mouth
FiveStarDrummer123 7 months ago
He's got a point, bout time I left the country, no offense.
GermaineJeremy 7 months ago
I FUCK MY CAT EVERY NIGHT
readingisretarded 7 months ago
@readingisretarded dude,SHUT THE FUCK UP
jjesseshort 7 months ago
I GIVE OUT FREE CANDY TO LITTLE KIDS IN MY VAN
readingisretarded 7 months ago
I JERK OFF TO FAT WHITE GIRLS, EVERY FUCKING DAY!
readingisretarded 7 months ago
WHITE PEOPLE STOLE MY LAND!!!!!! >:(
readingisretarded 7 months ago
MY GREAT GRAND FATHER ALWAYS CALLS ME THE N WORD :(
readingisretarded 7 months ago
I'M SCARED OF WHITE PEOPLE!
readingisretarded 7 months ago
I CUT MYSELF WHEN I JERK OFF
readingisretarded 7 months ago
I KILL MICE FOR FUN
readingisretarded 7 months ago
MY WIFE LEFT ME BECAUSE II COULDN'T SATISFY HER WITH MY TINY PENIS
readingisretarded 7 months ago
FUCK GOOGLE!!!!
readingisretarded 7 months ago
Can't a brother just do a report?
ARIKHANZIN 7 months ago
grasshopper be hatin
slipknotdrummer10 7 months ago
That was great
lico2004 7 months ago
Tosh.0!!
3kcervantes 7 months ago
Lol funny
Eyehatefish 7 months ago
I love pressing keys 1, 3, 7
yeshe698 7 months ago 3
@yeshe698 i pressed 1 and i laughed so hard!!
Sparksfly28 7 months ago
Damn, this gets me everytime!
ReasonTrumps 7 months ago
Damn, this gets me everytime!
ReasonTrumps 7 months ago
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ARIKHANZIN 7 months ago
when did he turn from will smith to the hoodrat guy
MrCockblocker101 7 months ago
now we know what happened to chris woods
comicguy12 7 months ago
©©
MrDoesntUpload001 7 months ago
That's a hate crime someone call the NAACP and get that grasshopper +=
ThatGuy3714 7 months ago 2
"journalism is hard enough without having some bug jumping down your throat, turning you into a jive turkey."
CharityAileen 7 months ago 3
He just flipped the switch from white to black
majorasmask421 7 months ago
Shit flyin in mah mouth...can't see...pollen...man get me the fuck outta this town mothafucka!
Nugentt24 7 months ago
i miss chocolate news.............
rmack1205 7 months ago 3
Bernie Mac is that you?
DavidWilkinson22 7 months ago 6
@DavidWilkinson22 Nope! Chuck Testa!!!!
Pentophobic101 3 months ago
reminds me of the south park episode where token get his white reporter voice
10erik01 7 months ago
reminds me of the south park episode where token get his white reporter voice
10erik01 7 months ago
"What really happened on that thursday here at Augusta Highschool, that lead to
Chris Woods' Death, *Cauh*, the Fuck is that?!....Shit!, *spit*,Im dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town.Shit flyin in my mouth, the fuck, I cant see,...pollen..
Lets get out this fucking country motha fucka. I cant even see.." rofl
Cory72492 7 months ago
Isiah Carey is his name! google him! he's in Houston and his voice is NOW so professional. lol i wanna see how he rationalizes this and especially, his voice change
FacebookPoster007 7 months ago
"shits flyin in my moutn, thuuuh fuck. i cant see.......pollen"
PENORgobbler322 7 months ago
It happens to the best of us
ImJustSaying101 7 months ago
kat williams!!
RankR360 7 months ago
Ha my name is kris wood I died awesome
nwug16 8 months ago
I remember this from before Tosh. But seriously, what really makes this video great is that everybody can relate to his reaction to having that bug fly in his mouth. So uncomfortable, makes you angry, he was just reacting like we all do.
OfficialForekast 8 months ago
@OfficialForekast except with the black version
PENORgobbler322 7 months ago
@PENORgobbler322 What????? No need to be racist or anything. Black and white people are created equal, homie. White people talk that way too, just saying.
OfficialForekast 7 months ago
u fucken wanker, why u complaining bout the country, back in Africa u were used to eating shit MF, now u like steak
beg4samson 8 months ago
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You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger, ergo, niggers need to be sent back to the jungle.
Amen.
PentruRasaAlba 8 months ago
Shakes my motha fuckin head!
sMecKsWasHere 8 months ago
how quick his voice changed
tgms177 8 months ago
Man, I feel like cicada for lunch !! Uhm !! Dam good !!
jjojjorge 8 months ago
ahhahahahahhaha !!!! Oh yes, the difficulties of professionalism over truly feeling love for humanity...
jjojjorge 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
crazyviolent69 8 months ago
rijgasdk ööa right now im crying my ass off because of laughing - this guy is hilarious
METTI1986LA 9 months ago
I love how dramatically his accent changed.
goldensunbro 9 months ago 27
He went black faster than my girlfriend's cooking.
tjd07x 9 months ago 83
@tjd07x lol
jman06142 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
how much does 4 shotgun shells cost
louisrocz 9 months ago
how much does 4 shotgun shells cost.
louisrocz 9 months ago
@louisrocz more than you can afford im sure...:I I
willem01 8 months ago
what is with the vocal personality change?
firefail1 9 months ago
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ZeranZeran 10 months ago
what no chicken or watermelon in this fucking shit town? they better have grape drink!
KeyboardWarrior1996 10 months ago
polite to ghetto in 6 seconds.. damn that was fast. lol
jecho77 10 months ago
the noise when the bug goes in is the best ever. i've cried many many times laughing at that particular moment in time. aaaah so good. so god damn good.
colorsplash155 11 months ago 2
@colorsplash155 AGSTHKSSCK
ChiliPeppz 10 months ago
haha he went straight hood
trick384 11 months ago
LOL fucking hilarious.
JonesIsRye 11 months ago
He sounds like a white guy until he eats a bug.
Dekar013 11 months ago
that bug released his inner blackness
Str8UpSmexy 11 months ago 4
Thumbs up if you know the difference between "brang" and "brought."
rjamesl 11 months ago 23
lmfao, thank you so much, Daniel Tosh. I have watched this video well over 20 times. The noise he makes when he swallows the bug continues to get me every time...
helloxsunshine10 11 months ago 2
hahahahaha
oocstyles 11 months ago
Can you say web redemption?
CaseyFIR3 11 months ago 7
Tosh brought me here too! Haha he has power. Bet tosh will put this on his show.
delinquent000 11 months ago 3
brought me here too
MegaChaosreaper 11 months ago
Tosh.0 rules!!
calebkng 11 months ago
Thanks Daniel.
gto6 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
honestly ive seen this video before
R0FLtaco 11 months ago
He totally brougt me here!
miictje 11 months ago
that's my "city".....
Sambotman 11 months ago
same thing happens at the welfare office, People go from Mr. Nice Guy to Captain Fuck this shit right here.
orangatangdickslang 11 months ago
wait... that was wrong.
iLikeSushiXD 11 months ago 3
You'd think him being black he'd be more accustomed to bugs
sithhunter12 11 months ago
Thumbs up if Tosh's twitter brought you here
ColonelBlair3 11 months ago 36
@ColonelBlair3 Tosh is destroying the internet.
mongoosedriver1 7 months ago
"shit flyin' in ma mouth"
ashernaterer 11 months ago 3
ghettotastic.
Rythmboy 11 months ago
LMFAO! That bug dunn bring out the ghetto in him.
rene91jr 11 months ago 3
goo . gl / JJD2X
KRB2K11 11 months ago
Lol...ya, there are a lot of fucked up country towns in this country: Don't blame ya dude.
CityDude72 11 months ago
I was thinking of what to say very fast when one slang went into my head, "brang" I know it's not a real word, but damn.
jakethesnake1320 11 months ago
Great job, Tosh!
meganreaugh 11 months ago
yesssssssssssss
xkatiemarie 11 months ago
Tosh is meeting this guy?
mistacramer 11 months ago
Yes.
TheAudi602 11 months ago
hahhaha i can't wait to see this web redemption!!!! TOSH FTW
breezyTbrown 11 months ago
Thumbs up if Tosh *brought you here. Dumbass
mhhhmtessa 11 months ago 6
@mhhhmtessa Correcting spelling and grammar for strangers on the internet must keep you very busy.
Megabillzilla 11 months ago
@Megabillzilla Trying to troll people who fix grammar for strangers must keep you even busier.
xHolyHandGrenadex1 11 months ago
@xHolyHandGrenadex1 It does. It's positively exhausting. That's how I know.
Megabillzilla 11 months ago
Thumbs up if you know brang isn't a word.
fatman182 11 months ago 5
Reminds me of that South Park scene where Cartman says, "Black people like to be seen, not heard... seeen." or somrthing along those lines.
jakethesnake1320 11 months ago
omg. stereotypes can come true!
bigTHAI924 11 months ago
TOSH ! ! ! ! ! !!
adri55951 11 months ago
Tosh.0
xMcallisteRx 11 months ago
I'd definitely spend my Saturday with this guy hahah Daniel Tosh IS LUCKY!
Nintenkidd 11 months ago
tosh bro
mkington 11 months ago
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This is my favorite video on youtube. I end up in tears from laughing every time I watch it.
jflowlu 11 months ago
Lol thanks for bringing me here Tosh
pokemonperson2468 11 months ago
Tosh
inlinekidk2 11 months ago
This is probably my favorite video on all of youtube. I end up in tears laughing every time I watch it.
jflowlu 11 months ago
I love how his voice changed once he ate the bug. he went from serious news journalist to token black guy in seconds.
8kotdtyrant8 11 months ago 2
Tosh.0 <3
yungerrapper 11 months ago 2
haha oh daniel tosh, you are too funny :)
LoveStorm87 11 months ago
hahahahaa
IndyAdvant 11 months ago