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  • Press 2 for IM Diyn in dis country ass fucked up town

  • Gotta love our news guy! Hilarious!

  • As I type this, Isiah Carey is currently trapped on flooded streets in Houston.

  • You can leave the hood, but the hood aint gonna leave you.

  • lets get the fuck out of this mutha fuckin town!

  • press 3 for country ass

  • to catch a bug in the mouth press 5

    

  • To get outta the country Press: 9

  • Isiah Carey actually presented an academic award to me in downtown Houston.

    It's quite ironic to see his true personality...

  • LMAO....What happened to the professional that was here a second ago...LLS

  • HOLLY SHIT THAT'S MY NEWS MAN ON CHANNEL 2 LMFAO

    

  • L M F A O !

  • d fuck is that!!????

  • lets get the fuck out this country motherfucka

  • THE FUCK IS THAT?!? SHIT!

  • keep fucking that chicken 

  • FUNNIEST SHIT ever.

    THE FUCK ISSSS THAT!?

  • wow

  • L . M . F . A . O . !!

  • i feel the same as hollistergirl1990. really isiah lol. but i dont watch kriv anyhoo

  • Lmao i can't watch the isaiah factor the same anymore. What a difference! Lol

  • thefuckisthat

  • Yea!! My dawg! He's at Fox 26 in H Town now!

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  • All blacks have a little ghetto in them...

  • he works for our news channel 26 fox in H-town. he is so proper and polite on camera this is really a shock and yet TOO DAM FUNNYYYYYYY

  • If you listen closely, you can even hear the camrea man rofling

  • if i ever need a good laugh i always wach this:)

  • Haha! This guy is freakin awsome!

  • lol he's got a sailor mouth

  • If you Hold 1 , You can clearly see it near his mouth .

  • goin ghetto.

  • 4 people didn't want to get the fuck up out this country muthafucka!!

  • LMFAOOOOOO oh this is some funny shit

  • best news reporter ever i wish the news was like that all the time

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • i CANNOT stop laughin at this. love him

  • i Think He Was Mad?

  • yo my man! The spot on Tosh.O was maaaaad!!!

  • I love this... 

  • SHAAAT!

  • @DWSimmy,yes he caught hay fever from this.

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF!!!!­!!!!!!

  • Does he say "I can't see, pollen, let's get the fuck out this country mother fucker?" Because he has pollen allergies.

  • (Gags) WTF Is That ! Shit Flyinq In My Mouth !

    lmfao

  • I've been laughing for 2 hours straight from this

  • Wait that was wrong

  • Pause and Press 7 to see how he eats dat chikn

  • Thumbs up if Tosh.0 brought you here!

  • @rickman181 where can i watch this guy as a guest on tosh o

  • @Hiimbeard tosh.0 at comedy central website

  • IM DYING IN THIS THIS COUNTRY FUCKED UP ASS ToWn

  • he went to white to Black in 5 seconds

  • lets gyet the fuck oudis counrta maaafucka

  • his tongue goes retarded at 4 seconds :L

  • The first "Shit!" is the best

  • this makes me laugh more everytime i watch it!!!!

  • its funny how that grasshopper jumped in his mouth as soon as he was aabout to tell wat really happened to chris

  • Tosh.0 brought me here...

  • forget obama

    im voting for him

    to be our next president

  • wat thats waz crazy and funnie at dha same time:)

  • he went from will smith to lil wayne instanly

  • @mongoosedriver1 stfu tosh is funny Af

  • Thumbs up if you think we should the fuck out this country, mutha fucka...... too soon? :(

  • Thumbs up if you saw this before it was on Tosh.O

  • he just had a nigga moment

  • freakin funny love

  • What happened Chris Wood and he's death

  • he turned white to black when that bug went in his mouth

  • He's got a point, bout time I left the country, no offense.

  • I FUCK MY CAT EVERY NIGHT

  • @readingisretarded dude,SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • I GIVE OUT FREE CANDY TO LITTLE KIDS IN MY VAN

  • I JERK OFF TO FAT WHITE GIRLS, EVERY FUCKING DAY!

  • WHITE PEOPLE STOLE MY LAND!!!!!! >:(

  • MY GREAT GRAND FATHER ALWAYS CALLS ME THE N WORD :(

  • I'M SCARED OF WHITE PEOPLE!

  • I CUT MYSELF WHEN I JERK OFF

  • I KILL MICE FOR FUN

  • MY WIFE LEFT ME BECAUSE II COULDN'T SATISFY HER WITH MY TINY PENIS

  • FUCK GOOGLE!!!!

  • Can't a brother just do a report?

  • grasshopper be hatin

    

  • That was great

  • Tosh.0!!

  • Lol funny

  • I love pressing keys 1, 3, 7

  • @yeshe698 i pressed 1 and i laughed so hard!!

  • Damn, this gets me everytime!

  • Damn, this gets me everytime!

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  • when did he turn from will smith to the hoodrat guy

  • now we know what happened to chris woods

  • ©©

  • That's a hate crime someone call the NAACP and get that grasshopper +=

  • "journalism is hard enough without having some bug jumping down your throat, turning you into a jive turkey."

  • He just flipped the switch from white to black

  • Shit flyin in mah mouth...can't see...pollen...man get me the fuck outta this town mothafucka!

  • i miss chocolate news.............

  • Bernie Mac is that you?

  • @DavidWilkinson22 Nope! Chuck Testa!!!!

  • reminds me of the south park episode where token get his white reporter voice

    

  • reminds me of the south park episode where token get his white reporter voice

  • "What really happened on that thursday here at Augusta Highschool, that lead to

    Chris Woods' Death, *Cauh*, the Fuck is that?!....Shit!, *spit*,Im dying in this fucking country ass fucked up town.Shit flyin in my mouth, the fuck, I cant see,...pollen..

    Lets get out this fucking country motha fucka. I cant even see.." rofl

  • Isiah Carey is his name! google him! he's in Houston and his voice is NOW so professional. lol i wanna see how he rationalizes this and especially, his voice change

  • "shits flyin in my moutn, thuuuh fuck. i cant see.......pollen"

  • It happens to the best of us

  • kat williams!!

  • Ha my name is kris wood I died awesome

  • I remember this from before Tosh. But seriously, what really makes this video great is that everybody can relate to his reaction to having that bug fly in his mouth. So uncomfortable, makes you angry, he was just reacting like we all do.

  • @OfficialForekast except with the black version

  • @PENORgobbler322 What????? No need to be racist or anything. Black and white people are created equal, homie. White people talk that way too, just saying.

  • u fucken wanker, why u complaining bout the country, back in Africa u were used to eating shit MF, now u like steak

  • Shakes my motha fuckin head!

    

  • how quick his voice changed

  • Man, I feel like cicada for lunch !! Uhm !! Dam good !!

  • ahhahahahahhaha !!!! Oh yes, the difficulties of professionalism over truly feeling love for humanity... 

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

  • rijgasdk ööa right now im crying my ass off because of laughing - this guy is hilarious

  • I love how dramatically his accent changed.

  • He went black faster than my girlfriend's cooking.

  • @tjd07x lol

  • how much does 4 shotgun shells cost.

  • @louisrocz more than you can afford im sure...:I I

  • what is with the vocal personality change?

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  • what no chicken or watermelon in this fucking shit town? they better have grape drink!

  • polite to ghetto in 6 seconds.. damn that was fast. lol

  • the noise when the bug goes in is the best ever. i've cried many many times laughing at that particular moment in time. aaaah so good. so god damn good.

  • @colorsplash155 AGSTHKSSCK

  • haha he went straight hood

  • LOL fucking hilarious. 

  • He sounds like a white guy until he eats a bug.

  • that bug released his inner blackness

  • Thumbs up if you know the difference between "brang" and "brought." 

  • lmfao, thank you so much, Daniel Tosh. I have watched this video well over 20 times. The noise he makes when he swallows the bug continues to get me every time...

  • hahahahaha

  • Can you say web redemption?

  • Tosh brought me here too! Haha he has power. Bet tosh will put this on his show.

  • brought me here too

  • Tosh.0 rules!!

  • Thanks Daniel.

  • He totally brougt me here!

  • that's my "city".....

  • same thing happens at the welfare office,  People go from Mr. Nice Guy to Captain Fuck this shit right here.

  • wait... that was wrong.

  • You'd think him being black he'd be more accustomed to bugs

  • Thumbs up if Tosh's twitter brought you here

  • @ColonelBlair3 Tosh is destroying the internet.

  • "shit flyin' in ma mouth"

  • ghettotastic.

  • LMFAO! That bug dunn bring out the ghetto in him.

  • goo . gl / JJD2X

  • Lol...ya, there are a lot of fucked up country towns in this country: Don't blame ya dude.

  • I was thinking of what to say very fast when one slang went into my head, "brang" I know it's not a real word, but damn.

  • Great job, Tosh!

  • yesssssssssssss

  • Tosh is meeting this guy?

  • Yes.

  • hahhaha i can't wait to see this web redemption!!!! TOSH FTW

  • Thumbs up if Tosh *brought you here. Dumbass

  • @mhhhmtessa Correcting spelling and grammar for strangers on the internet must keep you very busy.

  • @Megabillzilla Trying to troll people who fix grammar for strangers must keep you even busier.

  • @xHolyHandGrenadex1 It does. It's positively exhausting. That's how I know.

  • Thumbs up if you know brang isn't a word.

  • Reminds me of that South Park scene where Cartman says, "Black people like to be seen, not heard... seeen." or somrthing along those lines.

  • omg. stereotypes can come true!

  • TOSH ! ! ! ! ! !!

  • Tosh.0

  • I'd definitely spend my Saturday with this guy hahah Daniel Tosh IS LUCKY!

  • tosh bro

  • Lol thanks for bringing me here Tosh

  • Tosh

  • This is probably my favorite video on all of youtube. I end up in tears laughing every time I watch it.

  • I love how his voice changed once he ate the bug. he went from serious news journalist to token black guy in seconds.

  • Tosh.0 <3

  • haha oh daniel tosh, you are too funny :)

  • hahahahaa