Diemon Dave's "A Ninja Teachin' Flicks"

[Dukane93]

if a fellers commin atcha with a judy chop..... hahaha

[danhaughney]

Best rekanize a ninji whompin action

[p53protein]

I think Uncle Rico has found a new occupation

[zyorgog]

don't go ninja'in nobody that don't need ninja'in...alrighty?

[ikickwithfists]

Put on Closed Captioning + Transcribe Audio... Thumbs up if you do it

[huntwithairguns]

@ikickwithfists bastard in our hopes that you may proceed with a deadly weapons he said he'd accept?

[sarcrew]

@ikickwithfists OMG I was crying reading the "CC" GOOGLE needs a better linguistic program

[millionvillains]

@sarcrew You're a genius. I turned on the CC and about wet myself. ^_^

[kccook58]

Somebody whoop that 'Fellers' ass

[abfraw310]

I think he's wearing his son's ninja cape.

[iiPukeRainbows]

You gawt your judy chop your karate chop and you ninji chop.

[JBbabyMmhmm]

1:06 is the best part where he's trying to ninji chop the board that's "hard as a rock there baby" :P love it!!

[p32bj]

I want to learn that Judy chop.... But I am not going ninjaing on nobody that dont need ninjaing!!!! OMG and I think this poor soul is serious!

[BklynPrototype]

I did the judi chop on my wall and it cost me $350.00 in .... hospital bills.

[mustangsthree]

oops i practiced the judy chop on my dog!

[1981DIBBO]

don't go messing with this red neck hillbilly or his judy chop will cause you to die of laughter!!!!

[OneAndOnlyClaymonstr]

The cape makes this even better lol.

[strictlace]

oh snap...that shit is pro! LOLZ

[jefleismanman]

this heres my ninjeter



[1eclop]

Cracks me up every time I view...lmao

[darthtortugas]

1:15 lmao

[dupps3]

"like a judy chop" ahahaha 0:36

[lakelax09]

regular can bacco you say... no says i. hahaha

[MissMegan586]

DON'T GO NINJA NOBODY THAT DON'T NEED NINJA'IN!

[tonadachi]

A proper stance and a proper kung fu-in.

[dna399]

Classic example of a Hillbillie haha

[dadslilhunter981]

22 people cant nije! chop!

[JIBTER]

go ufc!

[Addicted2Sunkist]

Ninjee whompin action!

[FenrirTheDarkWolf]

20 people can't ninji chop.

[mernstgeek]

@FenrirTheDarkWolf make that 23 now lol 

[taylor34ish]

This is funny as hell!

[2wayfreq]

Yeah!!! Watch out Chuck Norris!! He's got the notorious: "Judy Chop"!!

[BeanDentist]

NINJA STONE!!!

[o0trance]

but apractice makes aperfecet !HAHAH!~

[SeraphInvictus]

how ya gonna judy chop on this? ain't no judy choppin ona that

[jbuttie17]

Don't go ninjyin anybody dat don't need ninjyin

[billy11106]

HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSS

[yodaisgod2]

oh holy shit!

[XxcanadianCaDeXx]

yeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haha i <3 this video. But dont forget if u got ur judy chop and dont ninja kick at the samre time and there goes ur leg hahalol

[Csledd420]

@XxcanadianCaDeXx hahahahahahhaha

[hushevermore]

this is so funny!

[Phenomphoreva]

weird video to be watching in spanish class. i know from experience.

[xxCyanidexxSuicidexx]

You got your judy chop, and you got your karate chop, and you got your ninji chop xD <3

[rainingpainforever]

Someone should tell this guy Ninjas dont wear capes!

[Noobulardude2010]

19 people should be Judy chopped!!!!!!!

[davidmcdougall1000]

don't go ninja on anybody that don't need ninjaing

[ShadedHero]

18 people couldn't judy chop.

[RICNBRE23]

"Hard as a Rock..Now let me show ya somethin." LOL!! I love this video =D

[bronmon1]

I'm paying a monthly free for Krav Maga lessons when I could have come here and learned to ninji kick for free!? I got hosed =*(

[themrg36c]

dont go ninjin nobody dont need ninjin that is epic and no says i wow lol this is freaking hilarious

[gagoon5596]

EPIC! lol

[D2010N]

@MGDinoSan what the fuck has this got to do with justien beiber you fukin weird punk

[Phenomphoreva]

@D2010N he's saying that you have to be gay. imma guess ur a dislike.

[OhShitSonItsEmmlie]

nijie star

[zeangia]

on your kids or dogs lol.. when my church went to Philadelphia my friend went ninjey whomping action on my other friends it was epic!!!!

[zeangia]

POST THIS ON TOSH.0!!!!!!!!!!

[Hot5hots]

Whats with the canned laughter?

[roxy61995]

WIN! :D

[MissSadTruth]

lmao! "don't go ninjin' nobody that don't need ninjin'

[ml2649]

what you dont wanna do is I could be a judy choping and a kung fu kickin and there goes your leg. there aint much callin for a one-legged ninja

[DaltonArgue]

tabaccer is a wepon

[ryanisryan69]

This guy would be fun to get drunk with.

[PIGMASKVSJIGSAW]

ninjer. lol

[dillonmckenzie10]

i think he has a bowl cut

[natenc131]

this is a one funny redneck

[samysasy419]

RWJ stuff.

[iTrainDead]

grab ur can of tabacker and NINJA STAR!

[goskateosp]

"dont go ninjin on noone that dont need ninjin."

[momomx100]

@goskateosp  nice

[GSTUN3R]

Regular can of backy you say, no says I. NINJA STAR!

[winkledorf17]

oh my godd...... his skill surpass all karate ninja judo masters...he is....diamond dave

[zippybuffalo]

you might be redneck if you do a judy chop

[bukboy123]

lolzzzzzz he really thinks hes good lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[GoldenAvenger7]

This guy can't be serious 0_0... There should be a duel between this guy and Todd Weeks (youtube "dragon todd weeks").....i'm pretty sure the world would explode at that point...haha

[horrorkungfutheatre0]

Does anyone know where I can contact Diemon Dave or buy his training videoe???. Please contact me youtubehorrorkungfutheatre0

[derekayers11]

SEND IT TO TOSH!!

[iTsYaBoYjuju]

hahah judieeeeeeeeeeeee chop

[Randomandible]

Thumbs up if you want to see Diemon Dave VS. Star Wars Kid!

[jamsbruno1]

AAND YOU GO A NINJEEE CHOP *oh shit*

[freestyle374]

i got the judy chop down...and the karate chop down...and the ninja chop down...and whompin action down...and kung fu kick down...i all most chop my leg of...but practice makes aperfect.....i need more videos

[4Joga4]

NINJEE STAR!



[MissChikydoo]

LOL:)

[JWallgetatme]

Don't go ninja'n nobody dat don't need ninja'n!!!!

[bountyhunter3311]

what the hell is a judy chop ??

[jamsbruno1]

@bountyhunter3311 i think he means judo lol

[chaser7798]

regular can of baker ya  say no says i

[horrorkungfutheatre0]

Classic. Great stuff Diemon Dave. The Nightshadow.

[kitty10koki13kiwi13]

i wander how many asians have subtittles to this and laughing their butts off

[kitty10koki13kiwi13]

i agree sapoe3 lol is he serious?

[NEDhardly84]

Dont go Ninjan nobody that doesnt need ninjanin

BLTS DER DER DER CHAMP 9/1/10

[Trev43081]

DER DER DER DER DER DER DER

[nutjobb]

der der der

[punisher77212]

omfg so funny lol

[AlDeCursoe]

did he get this from Napoleon Dynamite??

[TheAccf14]

2:21 - 2:23 FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!

[TinytheGiant11]

NO SAYS I!!!

[sama99100]

dude be chillin

[LastRowKid]

Welcome to the south

[KyleHerrington]

Is this real? Is this dude for real?

[Phenomphoreva]

@KyleHerrington Yes, this video is banned in Japan, because southern americans came in and kick @ss. Can you tell I'm using sarcasm?

[Drainage64]

@Phenomphoreva

Not on the internet I cant XD

[XxBaseball902xX]

I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CFSKickboxing]

1:36 Ninj-i stars, right there. Awesome.

[duckhunter227]

hold it away from your face you know what happened last time

[sapoe3]

this guy should be on tosh.0

[muhatashim]

@sapoe3

Dude.. my friend (that I know personally) owns the tosh show....

[louisville2828]

@sapoe3 omg i totally thought the same thing every time i watched this video.haha

[Goarmyguy]

@sapoe3 for being gay

[puma913x7]

@sapoe3 i sent this video to tosh back in july. only a matter of time.

[xxkaelimcxx]

@sapoe3 web redemption?? lol. or just to be made fun of XD

[armchairwarriorzTVBH]

wull, he's prub'ly thuh most dangerustest man alive! YEE HAW!

[JBfan104177]

lol



[theoriginalrazer]

Seen this dude on Jerry Springer I think lol but this is way funnier than Jerry Springer. Pur fake TV is what that shit is.

[coon200]

NINJEE STAR!!!!

[EuphoniumKid1]

michealburgess1 STFU! No one cares. You comment like 50 times! Let others comment for once.

[llllllllll123able]

awesome ninja techniques

[Janeykenney]

Dont go ninjan no one who dont need ninjan. now them things there if i put these in my pockets they'll get me for concealed of a deadly weapon

[xxdakotaballewxx]

ninja star!

[ryydethis]

Love it!!! lol

[troutfishinRN]

Aahhahahahahahahahahaaaa! So full of WIN!

[EMOkidUNKNOWN]

haha... amazing.. just amazing!

[Galadrielsweet01]

LOL!!!!

[hailey960]

i think he need help ass fuck

[FatmanDippin]

judy chop! haha

[NOTSOBER2012]

Hes good

[0kGemmyBeanOk]

"One two three..NINJA STAR!"

[gojoego1912]

@michaelburgess1 Riiiggghhhtttt you a 12 year old douche bag...this guy WOULD MERC YOU!

[michaelburgess1]

first of all, i took mma, i can take this weak ass bitch to the ground real quick like, and make him my bitch, while he is tapping out to an arm bar, and i am in my 20"s i am not 12, this guy couldnt merc a fly trapped in a web, omg, u actually think this guy is for real, look up real martial arts, he doesnt even know what a kata is,

[TannerCBrooks]

@michaelburgess1 first of all, you're just a straight up dumbass for thinking this is real anyway. secondly, if you're in your twenties, you should really go back to high school and take language arts all over again. i know my english isn't perfect, but i'd be just plum embarrassed if i were you. "merc" that you self indulged idiot.

[michaelburgess1]

i now this aint real, but its insulting to martial arts or even fighting,

[MrNegroPlease666]

@michaelburgess1 You're spelling and grammar is insulting.

[michaelburgess1]

almost as insulting as his weak ass fighting skills, i am not sure whats worse my grammar or his weaker then weak fighting skills, for sure , ur so right my grammar sucks, i am the diamond dave of grammar, me and him should do world tours, to us it would be lessons to other people, but to them it would be comedy, i love diamond daves comedy tapes he makes, so funny, a ninja chop, i am glad he is not serious and just making these fighting tapes for fun

[idontsignin]

how many people want to just slap him intelligent.

[gmax666]

Lethal weapon... NOT lol

[hookersandblow]

whAT A TWAT.

[IceCapsMeltSlowly]

Virgin.

[csxmansam]

lol. Regular can of baccer you say,No says I lmfo

[theclassclown37]

this guy is awesome. lmbo. : )

[spartahitman]

damn hillbilly ninja hollywood should make a movie on your ninja flicks!!!!

[dwijpatel1991]

is he serious about teaching people ninjan, or is he just acting to make a funny video

if so, whats up with the cape?

[TheKuntryGurl]

Wow this is awsome! lol

[3FacesEnt]

This was hilarious and I cant stop laughing. He gotta get his own show! I got 30 people in front of my laptop watching this!

[Blueicm]

"How you going to judi chop on that...There ain't no judi chooppin' on that"

I almost died laughing at that.

[0203marvin]

hes fucking funny as hell be comedy guy lol!!!!

[austinthemagician]

see everyone this is how its done, so STOP MAKING VIDEOS COPYING HIM BECAUSE YOU FAIL

[BladeYaDeadCarnie]

2:21.......all i can say....

[CHchinaman]

hahah i don't doubt that he's educated an what not, just clearly very bored one summer day... but man Daniel Tosh is gonna scorch this guy if he hasn't already

[6Shooter28]

Yes, because a YouTube series, a thick Southern accent, & an odd obsession with ninjas means he's unemployed.

[DIAZJAYDEE]

No says I!

[bosnmcd]

ill test my muay thai and bjj against ur ninjan anyday dumb hillbilly

[6Shooter28]

You know what's even funnier than this guy? The people who take him serious. Especially the ones who threaten him with their own "Ninjin'." It's kind of pathetic. Really.

[michaelburgess1]

ur so right, u took the words right out of my mouth,

[johnwyatt27]

HAHAHA how does people come up with this crazy shit? lol hilarious!

[WWWCWX]

If Bruce Lee live he  kill himself after this video

[6Shooter28]

No, he'd tell this guy it sucks & this badass Ninja'd keel him good.

[michaelburgess1]

him and bruce lee could  square off in a one on one contest, i would pay to watch that

[KrisESK]

true ninja.haha

[leathertool]

check out

diemon dave @myspace

[aggressivesskater]

judi chop and a kung fu kickin cant LMAO well you go ninja chop sometimes it dont always work now we got four or five fellows LMAO

[breakinglevee]

ha ha ha ha dip can ninja star

[mysweetrhodora]

ill remember to never ninja nobody dont need no ninjin. truly a lesson to be learned

[k3ivi0]

H'ain't no 'a ninjee choppin' that right 'chonder!

[smistry93]

like a judi chop

[SouthernDoom666]

i wanna ninjeda too!!! do they come with th video??

[predrag18]

nah she is to big to be mailed...

[kindboy1996]

It so funny....I can't stop laughing..

[adamwva]

I GOTTA GET THESE NINGEE VIDEOS

[0111musiclover]

Isn't it Diemon Dave?

[mtfune]

This is great!! My back has been broke in 5 places- I have since somewhat healed and I KNOW I could whip his ass!! 2 hits-- Me hittin' him- Him a hittn' the floor!!

[yzracer307]

reglar ole can of backer u say.....no says I...thats great

[qwertyguy76]

judy chop, ninjee chop!!!!!!!

[obey152]

NINJEE STAR!

[R2daE01]

i`dd love to teach this guy some real wing-chun kung fu... hes just awesome ... so retarded .. its just awesome...