Mass Effect 2: Miranda romance scenes

[MrBoournslol]

Joel sent me.

[Renkakna]

3:05 tells everything

[afbrat14]

how did u get 2 4:04

[corneal35]

Engine room = the best 0.o?

[seeafish]

I've cleared the engine room = Tali, Commander Shepard is waiting for you in his quarters.

[SinnerBeta]

0:20 "What did you just say to me bitch ?"

[Longmachao]

Tali: what is this white stuff at my work station?

[Spid3rFr3ak]

@Longmachao HAHAHA! "It's my man juice, bitch!"

[blackhorse1988]

WtF...they cut the sex scenes in this but they came really fckin close with Miranda. I thought it was pretty shitty though. With most of the other crew, it was more about building a lasting relationship, one that will (hopefully) carry into ME 3...this was just about getting laid. I guess that was bioware's way of saying she's not gonna be that important in ME 3.

[Pluto750]

the hell we have to talk about others countries and then troll this is mass effect 2 comment about this please.

[crackshot1200]

Thumbs up if you think that shepard is going to tap ashlys ass in mass effect 3

[MikeD3691]

this is one of those things i had to figure out on my own

they don't advertise stuff like this

i game where u can screw all your female teamates

EA, BioWare You've outdone yourselves can't wait to play part 3 next month

[billybobhortons]

@MikeD3691 bro bioware is canadian its only the best cuz it comes from the best you stupid americans make gay fucking games but canada is home to the best such as da mass effect and assssasssssssins creed

[GrandMasterKybok]

@billybobhortons um? rage much. words of wisdom : CALM DA FCK DOWN!!! :)

[MikeD3691]

@billybobhortons what do you mean america makes gay games

God of War, Mortal Kombat, Infamous, Halo, Batman Arkham Asylum/City, Grand Theft Auto, Battlefield, Madden NFL, NBA2K, Call of Freakin Duty are u sayin that all these games are gay

[SerRombom]

@MikeD3691 about half of those games are pretty shitty, yeah.

[maddad333]

@MikeD3691 actuly gta 4 is only based in america

[StormProductionzZ]

2:59

"What idiotic bunch of homos thought that now was a great time for love"

ROFL?

[Magneset]

@StormProductionzZ hormons not homos lol

[GrandMasterKybok]

sure just have sex in the one place mordin jacob thane and tali could see you. -.-

[ochoanoe]

@GrandMasterKybok hahaha rite!

[gtofan2005]

Was never into sci ft games but this hooked me lol

[dancedanceeyeah]

shit 3:05 is fucking creepy

[EyesLee93]

o-o I didn't know Miranda was a Victoria's Secret's model with that eloquent bra of hers.

[DaEpIcDuDe]

Miranda is sexy... but that's just being a pervert :D

[FieldMarshallRommel]

im just trying to get you into bed.......

[ccondor97]

I'm commander shepherd. Out on the field, I'm a badass, but onboard the ship, I'm a serial rapist.

[PhaseLine21]

@ccondor97 hell yeah!

[MrHappyCatzz]

around 4:50 imagine if completely messed up the controls and blew up the ship

[BIGBEART8]

If genetic engineering promises to make women like that we seriously need some of that.

[SpaceRazzer]

@0:20

HIS EYES LMAO!

[rickyross182]

@1:02 tha fuck is up with that creepy stare?

[IllusiveReaperN7]

Wonder how the Shepard and Miranda romance play out in ME3

[snake9718]

should i romance liara or her??someone reply

[ForgivenRafe]

@snake9718

I'd go with Liara.

[mimury625]

@snake9718 Liara

[RebornFighter98]

MASS EFFECT 3

[JURGMANDR]

dat catsuit.

[firetruckracer]

If somebody made a book of Mass Effect 2 YouTube comments, they would be rich.

[evanriley4410]

Has anyone heard or seen anything about Miranda in Mass Effect 3?! This is my love of the game!! Where is she?! Dont make me go back to Ashley bioware!!!!!

[MEYanZav]

I wouldn't forget that either. 0_0

[SharpAceMedia]

1:56 DAT ASS!

[Metroidman389]

0:22 A woman apologizing? Shepard's reaction is fitting.

[TheProjectGamertag]

Damn if I were shepard and she said I've cleared the engine room and what she did i would get a massive boner

[TheDublinWarrior]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite ass on the citadel

[kingarthur23333]

also, nice moves shep, but your session would have been cut short if that ass hit a wrong button xD

[kingarthur23333]

everytime i watch this...the song neutron star collision from the muse comes to mind

[westtigers9]

bitches be crazy

[xXsirdevilXx]

fap

[xtremebob24]

mhhm u know when miranda says next time its quiet what do u do then plz help!{i dint finish the story on my newest one by te way}

[francobal107]

3:07 ME GUSTA

[4560548]

mirandas eyes have problems

[HydraReaper]

SHEPLOO APPROVES.

[jonahfalcon1970]

So, the engine room. No one can see them... except for Tali. And Joker. And EDI. And Dr. Chakwas. And Jack. And Grunt.

[funnyponcho77]

@jonahfalcon1970 No silly! Dr. Chakwas is being melted by collectors!:D

[ghost23435]

4:00 nuf said

[TheJohn9910]

when does the sex scene happen?

[littlebrat10]

Actually there are no cameras in the engine room that's why they uhh how could I put it "did the monster mash" in there

[NoD0ubt42]

DAMNIT, Miranda is mad at me beqause i told her to take it easy on Jack. Do i still have a chance to take her on in bed?

[finalstrike14]

@NoD0ubt42 Nope. the only way to romance miranda is if you Side with her, or Use the paragon/renegade speech option.

if you sided with jack, there is no way to romance her anymore. you might be able to restore her loyalty, but she will refuse to persue a romance with you.

[GoofyDeano360]

do you have to gain the trust of miranda to do that ps imagine that with Jack blluuuggghhhrrr

[blempka91]

I WILL NEVER DIE.

[ghostpinguin]

wierd engen emotions seem like mental sickness :(

[MrWhatzUPyo]

Smash effect!

[TheStarcraftJACKAL]

Massively Effective.

[Honorfull]

Adept Shepard used Overload on her Warp Rift....

[Dulas9600]

I sometimes feel the need to shout this overused phrase I've seen on youtube ME2 videos:

Mass Effect? More like MASS ERECT

ok I'm done

[1ILuvAnime]

Creepy shepard!

[Xenctuary]

0:19 EYES EYES EYES

[bkkid92]

Just realized how creepy shepard is lmao

[malichi912]

@bkkid92

i know man! the first scene he has this complete psycotic look on his face. a combination of mental patient and serial killer.

[Adumb50]

@bkkid92 Shepard is a very socially awkward person. I just think he needs more facial animation.

[TheCostran29]

@bkkid92 Yeah, he's a scary ass son of a bitch.

[Nathan9060]

@bkkid92 Yah, hopefully they'll fix this in Mass Effect 3

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Shepard- "Zaeed, did you record footage of Miranda and I in the engine room? AND NOW YOU'RE WATCHING IT ON THE SURVEILANCE CAMS?!"

Zaeed- "I was just waxing god'amned nostalgic. Stick around, you might learn a bit."

[minion119]

god this is so corny

[JCGGoogie]

Alright so in mass effect 1 I romaced ash and in this I romaced miranda. Does anyone know if one of them is gonna leave me in mass effect 3 because of this?

[MartyHoward]

@JCGGoogie I would say they would both confront you to choose which one you want to be with.

[etocadet]

@JCGGoogie bioware say, there will be consequences

[RandomAcousticDude]

when she tells you she cleard the engin room and you say no were not doing this does that stop the romance completly or you just dont do it with her

[Cream234]

:21 haha thats look he gives her is hilarious! His eyes get big, just looks ridiculous

[FireFightFilms99]

Y U NO ANAL?!

[yurtyybomb]

Great writing in these scenes for Miranda. Shepard's is OK.

[xCynicaLManiaCx]

Why would you fuck Miranda?? She can't have babies!!

[ginnoveffect]

@xCynicaLManiaCx o_O

A lot of people would argue that that is a MAGNIFICENT reason to fuck Miranda.

[ahh10123]

@xCynicaLManiaCx ......why not?

[Araclain]

@xCynicaLManiaCx Dat ass, dat boobies, dat curves, and dat otherwise body parts.

[TheStarguy007]

DAT ASS!

[Kiwirules1000]

So they do it on the floor? Wat da fuk?

[18obaid]

mass effect guys.. y u put so much music n no orgasm sound!!

[james1bon]

......Really creep

[james1bon]

........Creep

[gucci2timesniggah]

4:55 she falls over lol

[Influx27]

pause at 3:06, you will see the creepiest smile ever

[Ignore14]

does anyone think Miranda looks like Lisa Ann? lol

[Influx27]

0:20 - best face ever

[Cream234]

@Influx27 HAHA, that was fucking creepy as hell.

[Influx27]

:o) I love how frazzled Miranda gets

[AoSKh]

meh, liaras gonna be a permanent squad membr in me3 again so ill stick in her ;)

[TheKevinwashere]

Garrus Walks In:

"I'm Done With Those Calibrations, You Wanted Me For A Minute?"

[MyJacob98]

how do u make everything quiet

[m11aug97]

can i get a relationship with all the girls in one walkthrough

[TheKevinwashere]

@m11aug97 you can have sex with all of them.

[SwagGaminProductions]

what happens if she is wearing her loyalty outfit or her dlc outfit

[ScottGawain]

@SwagGaminProductions no change. and no change if you're a woman either. FYI

[haloftw9000]

2:15 lol I bet Shepard was thinking "humina-humina-humina boner".

[haloftw9000]

@AccidentlyProposful ROFL XD

[898ozzy]

Too bad you can only be human in this game. Try doing this as a krogan XD

[UberNorwegianBastard]

i never got to get it on with her :( i must be really bad with women..

[Ryano526]

having sex right on the reactor controls. GENIUS!

[ShotgunzForever]

@Ryano526 MASSIVE OVERLOAD! ...it isss?...

[raw530]

Yea i was trying to be her friend but i hate cerberaus and it didnt go well she survied the finally misson though

[TheLotharx]

*Shephard and Miranda fall to the ground*

*Grunt walks in*

"Wrestling match? Let's do this AAAAGGHHHH!!!"

[AccidentlyPorposeful]

Her ass effect makes my mass erect

[Solar000Knigth]

ASSUMING TOTAL CONTROL OF THIS BODY!

[AncientPharma]

0:28 he looks so scared.

[TheWangxta]

dat ass

[kellyttr]

Now featuring Garrus oil lubricant's......great for calibrations!

[MovieguruThe]

Holy hot-damn!

8D

[RhapsodicXStyle07]

That....ass

[drbombay12589]

Miranda look exactly like an actress name Yvonne Strahovski !:x



[Aervenor]

@drbombay12589 ORLY. Hm, wonder why.

[jonnynaruto4]

@drbombay12589 Thats because she is !!

[gusmeansno6897]

4:04 Move bitch get out the way :D

[macandfriends]

Jacob must be getting an eyeful, with that huge window and all....

[sporeuploder15]

Hay...Hay guys i just had sex with miranda!

EVERY BODY HAD SEX WITH MIRANDA

EVEN MAGGIE HAD SEX WITH MIRANDA

now wait...WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[TalkingTubby]

This is a game that honestly inspires me to do something. After playing it, I feel like I'm inspired to go out and discover new races, or be an adventurous space commander. This scene definitely adds to the fact that this is one of the best of the decades.

[fergusphone12]

I wonder what happens if you romance with ashley in the first game and then you romance with miranda in the second game. What will happen in the 3rd game?

[MaxSparta]

@fergusphone12 Orgy :D

[macandfriends]

@fergusphone12 love triangle

[GoverningNick]

im still wondering wat accent miranda has.

[215jmo]

@GoverningNick It's austrailian. Yhvonne Strahvosky provides the face for and voices her and she's an austrailian actress

[Kanefan2950]

@GoverningNick Austrailian

[SMGDUDE3017]

Lololololol "im just trying to get you in bed" his eyes get wide "COME ON MIRANDA YOU WANT THIS"

[thegame120012]

Mirandas "ASS EFFECT" makes me "MASS ERECT"

[JEsc0123]

I'm pretty sure there are windows to see into that room from different parts of the ship. They're giving the whole crew a free show. Lol.

[XxJeTbLaKxX]

his eyes scare me

[thedarkknight2221]

I just finished playing mass effect 2 today, I never played an rpg before and this game took a week almost non stop to finish. What was weird but fun was when I got miranda to fall for me. I have never seduced a woman, nor been in a romance, but this game made me feel almost real feelings toward her. Thumbs up if you agree.

[Sapphire1992]

The male shepard voice acting isn't as nice as the femshep's!

[Thecheif71]

*Tali comes to the engine room later*

Tali:*sees cum all over floor* Now WTF is this? GARRUS!!!

[piro123457]

@Thecheif

[blak23400]

@Thecheif71 looks like garrus is doing alot more than manning the guns to me XD

[ONNIHOLTTA]

why does she sound more like an english girl in me2 but in irl just like an yankee?

in games everything is always so much better.

[KAmaKAsa1]

@ONNIHOLTTA the person who is voicing her is Australian and is now an actor in the us, yvonne strahovski

[ONNIHOLTTA]

@KAmaKAsa1 ah, right. thanks

[jamiepalser117]

It would be so funny if all the crew were watching! :D

[pierreisthebest]

Going at it in the engines room, nice!

[OPL21stJS]

wtf i had sex with Jack by accident. How do i fuck miranda?

[projectALO]

@OPL21stJS LMFAOOOO ahahahahaha

[jaiar12]

@OPL21stJS you cant

[GaM3RN3RD1]

You have to do all the romance scenes in order to have sex with her?

[xblfanatic360]

@GaM3RN3RD1 no just most, just make sure u agree with her all the time

[DaggerV42]

i'll laugh so hard if there was security cameras in the engine room the all the crew were watching

[odstrooper117]

So this is why Mass Effect 2 is rated M O_o

[GrayishThrone03]

I did that before but now she's says she doesn't have time to talk

[RexImperator7]

I wish Dragon Age had the same graphics...

[GrayishThrone03]

And I did her loyalty mission but she. Still says she has no time to talk to me so can someone help me out with that?

[Manestrupe]

@GrayishThrone03 If you want to create relationship to her, DON´T choose neutral choices. That means the middle choice. Choose only Paragon or Renegade choice on talk. That should work.

[GrayishThrone03]

Whenever I ask how she is doing she says there is worrk to do.... So how can I kiss her??? PLEASE HELP

[xXinvokeXx]

wanna know something... It looks like Miranda has a new voice actor.

The voice recording for ME3 is over and Strahovski didn't mention in all this time if she was voicing Miranda.

And Mordin voice actor was changed.

[darkgun101]

Miranda looks like MJ :|

[DarthBane123]

sex scene, yay!

[Gabrineitor10]

sheperd? Now he sells sheeps?

[Echo7099]

3:02

Who said anything about love? I was just trying to get you into bed. Smooth Shepard

[Echo7099]

4:00

Can you move. I need to go planetside and shoot me some shit

[Echo7099]

The beggining of this romance seemed very awkward. It made me laugh

[darkasthesky]

Ahh Miranda what i woman im so sticking with her in ME3 all the way dont care about Ashley she was so cold.cant wait should be awesome...

[heridoguy5]

Damn that nigga came straight up with it "I'm just tryin to get ya in bed" damn Shepard!

[DailyJustingonzales]

2:45 dat ass.

[romaeterna1]

miranda is awesome!

[MrDominiche]

I tought this game was all about the shooting :D