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  • are you high ?

  • Russia and China vs UK and America

  • i shall start it with my army of flying pigs

  • me wahahahahahahahah

  • ENGLAND FOREVER!!!!!

  • wow wtf did he just say "russia is on our side"

    lol. and Germany is good now. haha its world war THREE not world war TWO

  • Germany's only good because there kinda on a leash and can only have a limited army and also there under supervision.

  • Yes, but do they have a reason now to try and take over Europe - I think world war two started because of Hitler invading Poland, every citizen of Germany was pissed off that the British were bossing them around. So Hitler started the "Nazi" party and planned to make Germany great. Russia might be on our side, but they will want to get back at America, who don't? China could, but why? North Korea.... Fuck.

  • na america will hav a fight with russia then england will save ass china will join in with the germans and we will be fucked

  • no Germany would stick with europe

  • im gonna start it!!

  • america will start ww3 they allways start shit

  • like haloween

  • ahaha

  • @rockerscarface183 we didnt start the first two world wars you idiot

  • I'd say WW3 will be the end of us all.

  • i'm sure that usa will start WW3. Remember my words kids!!

  • haha...

    i don't think it matters if Canada is on your side or not =P

    i'm Canadian so don't start saying that i'm talking shit about Canada.

    admit it, we have a ten man army.

  • China's totally gonna start it.

  • No one will win WW III. Civilization will end if there is WW III, there will be a nuclear war. No one can win a nuclear war!

  • @He101A you may not realize a nuke is a last resort

  • @pizzaapocalypse If the war is between super powers, the side that is losing the conventional battles will resort to nuclear weapons. Then, the war will evolve from a conventional war to a nuclear war. 

  • with america and russia on our side the uk should be on the winning side

  • ENGLAND SHALL WIN :]

  • MY teacher said its not going to be over gassoline its going to be over watter

  • ur teacher lies its over Gas + Oil.

  • first of all, north korea is no longer in americas bad books which means that is unlikely to be them. And we are living in MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction). Therefore none of the superpowers will fight eachother and so there will be no "world war", just wars in which america try to destroy every country which has oil. Oh and dont bother arguing because i will just make you look silly. Very silly.

  • My predictions, basicly Korea is going to start the war, America is going to blow them off the map, china is going to get pissed so the Uk is going to join up with the US china will prolly explode 50% of us before we drop a nuke which will start a nuclear holocaust everyone on earth will die of radeation lol but the up side is (at least koreas gone right?) lol jk

  • the whole of Europe will be 1 team (since euro[e teamed up and became a continent and the only reason why is so there would not be another war amongst the european conturies) the Us and Canada and Australia will team up too

    in my opinion Russia, North Korea, China etc will start it (some asian contury)

  • nice use of hand gestures, it was very funny.

    In my opinion North Korea will start WWIII, that place is crazy.

  • lol no clue, Germany is a key ally of the US...

  • nobody would win because it would be a newclear war

  • we are not here to blow each other up because of pepoles feelings basicly its just pepole hew get togther and change the system around and fuck it up. this world is here for a reason wer here for a reason wer not here because of power this is nature pepole need to stop being childs like its game over power. like diffrent countrys speak diffrent languges have diffrent feelings thats why its all about power because all us retards r jus basicly reking the nature of the planet.

  • you all are retards u think its game wer they can go bomb country system dosent work like tht nobody will have world war 4 thats jus pure bullshit stiring it up. pepole just wont to live in peice if u put it this way its humans killing each other full stop. WHAT WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT is the GLOBAL WARNING we all need to stick togther and plan ahead instead of fucking the system up and all just dieing happyly ever after like retards.

  • LOVE the shirt haha

    its freakin awesome :D

  • The last time I looked,..Germany is on our team! Do you know of NATO?

  • I love your shrit! :P

  • basically well start it with america and well have germany france the auzzys and fight most of the middle east and china and russia and we will win cause were english and nothing can stop us cause we kick ass

  • well with our sitution now... if iran join iraq that might spark a world war. and of corse the U.S and the U.K are going to kick ass. china will probly be in it and if china will be, their neighbors russia might get freaked out and join the world war. idk we are going to have to see

  • CHINA!! WATCH OUT EVERYONE!

  • I LOVE YOUR SHIRT!!!

  • Germany isn't gonna b on the enemy side. They're sorry for the world wars. Give them a break.

  • No mater fucken which side they are on they will be someones enemy you idiot

  • LMFAO! I got what you were trying to do in that video! LMAOOOO! Fuck you make me laugh (Y) xx

  • i might win if ive got ssome spare time

  • the undead

    nuff said =]

  • War between religions Islam vs Everyone else.

  • and yes religion will also take a big part in the war.

  • Germany will be on no-one´s side, we didn´t want to be involved in the war on Iraq and we won´t be involved in a WW3 cos we learnt our lesson. We haven´t taken part in any war since 1945, there are not many countries in the western world that can say that.

  • it won't b germany that is responsible for ww3 if it is gonna b any county it will b the U.S then they will team up with Britain. There won't b fighting, every1 will die cos of nuclear bombs no proper battles.

  • Theres no point in war now, there is no honor in fighting. I can handle guns (barely) But th threat of global genocide is too great, one siee is losing, throws its dummie out the pram and boom the entire world, possibly the only liei n the entire universe is destroyed..by itself. Pathetic really.

  • Damn i taut WW3 aready happened!?!

    i gotta lik read a history book or somtin lol

    ~i love ur shirt!~

  • I think that WW3 will be started by Iraq/Afghanistan

    ...or you have the Phelps Family ;)

  • Well i think that the USA would basically dominate any nation it happened to piss off there so rich and technologically advanced. :)

  • Rofl you fucking idiot. Your mistaking USA for Japan/China. The Rich countrys and technologically advanced.. you idiot.

  • haha Russia is on its way baby

    brush up on ya current events

    also them dam yanks thinkin that there country is the most powerful country in the world get me pissed b/c in the last 50 yrs wat wars (beside the cold war which wasnt really a war) wit other super powers has america fought letta lone won

  • .... nooooooob, Russias so poor, their military is under par, they barely have any wartime experience, and guess what, WERE AMERICA BITCH, WE OWN YOUR GOVERNMENT!!!!!

  • well Mugnath, as a North Americain and proud Canadian. i wouldt get so cocky and flame out who owns who. cause guess what. U.S arent the only people with hidden warheads let alone ones that have been registered. flying tempers and cocky attitudes like your own is all we need to start a nuclear war.

  • dude your an absolute legend!!!

  • I have alot of pride in the USA because its my home country.. but lets get real. America is in alot of debt. You might be thinking of the history books, back when America tried not to mess in other people's Business but we have fucked with so many countries, we are way weak.

  • think...

    LOL :)

  • british and america and france and canada ya will work i think IRaQ and iran and stuff around there will start but ya yall british come help us with that

    but ya thats wat i do

  • omfg your shirt is amazing haha XD

    koreans will start it

    england will win it because we own

  • If there were going to be a WWIII, I think it would be started by either the US or Russia. Russia because they're becoming a little more hostile (carrying out military exercises in the Pacific near American islands and in Western Europe), and the US if Iran doesn't stop making nukes (and Russia would most likely to defend Iran). I definitely think the US and its allies would win, but I don't think it would be as easy as we'd like to think.

  • did u leave out China???

  • America Has Already Started Ww3

    And Russia And Iran Are Going To Team Up And Fuck Us Up

  • World(including GB) vs. Usa

  • That's an easy war isn't it? Would take less than a day for the world to pwn it.

  • Actually 80% of the world dont have any military to speak of. and most of the other countrys will drop out just cuz they r afraid of the US's WMDs. So really it would only be USA vs GB (maybe), China, and Russia

    Definatly not France lol

  • what i can say is that the italians will cause ww7, they declare it on on swaziland and argintina, then scotland have civil war, with america trying to dominate the world, and the whole of china will shrink to the size of california

  • USA is probably the country you should be worried about.

    I'm glad Australia is an Alie of the USA

  • China wont attack the USA...

    1. They'd get the shit kicked out of them and be totally fucked up.

    2. Most of China's money comes from the USA.

    3. If china won or lost they would have no money but if the USA won (which they would), the USA would still be Fucking rich.

    Anyway China hasn't attacked anyone lately but the USA has. I bet one day the USA will attack another country like maybe North Korea or Iran.

  • OK so its China, South Korea, and someother country VS. US, Australia, UK, ummmmmmmm Japan (maybe). China starts. WE win(go uk) and then the next topic: WWIV

  • you shirts pretty fucking offensive dude but itll probebly be us the americans

  • This video is posted among your other ones...about things like msn names. It's nice that you tried to talk about things that are relevant to the real world, but you really made the topic seem unimportant by laughing. Also, you never mentioned what you thought some of the causes would be. That is far more crucial than simply 'who will win'. Maybe if you looked into the different relations among foreign countries this video wouldnt have been a waste of time.

  • My point is however, whoever started\starts WWIII it will be america and its allies who will finish it. (sigh) you would think the world would learn from its mistakes, but yet bloodshed still flows to this day. So laugh and giggle and joke about it some more, because when the battleground is at your doorstep It wont be joke any longer

  • u think its all a fuckin joke but it has already started....fucking wake up...this world just seems doomed to me. who's gonna start it? I bet its a 2 or 3(super-power)country assualt in the mideast. or did that happen already hmmmmmmm.

  • missiles on england? ahhhh :( u have just unsetled my paranoia :O lol

    dont know about world war 3(usa) ..but a war that will come up, i feel will be about all these extreme muslims :O (u know wot i mean...their everywhere)

    no 1 attack me with all their crazy knowledge now :)

  • russia or korea because they both have lots of missles and no offence to russia all offence to korea but they are war mad XD korea have their missles on england atm haha so i better be careful what i say so i just wan...*BOOM* heehee but seriously i think korea will be the people to start

  • USA will start it. Japan will have no Army to fight with so don't say anything about Japan. China will ye, probably be on Nazis side (I say this because in WW2 Germany wasn't bad, it was 1 little part of Germany that was bad.) USA will be on its own side(who wants to be allied with the USA? and yes, I am American but its true). Russia, France, Australia, United kingdom, and Mexico,Brazil,and Argentina will be 1 huge Alliance.

  • Wait, Germany OR the USA will start it. Also on the Nazi's side will be a part of the USA this part is the part that starts it.

  • interesting thought hehe...liked your opinion about USA ))...well it might be true..but theres Canada...that just...kind of has no choise ot being on your side...and im canadian...well not originary but i live here for a pretty long time...I think that Russia...well i think that the two big "sides" if you want..will be USA and Russia...and maybe China...but she doesnt really look like she wants to fight...maybe North Corea..but thatll be kind of weird :S..

  • who is gonna start it??

    definitely the usa!

    who is gonna win it?

    nobody, cause when it ends nobody is a live, cause there are atomic bombs!

    yeah and by the way your *german jokes* aren't really funny

  • Costa Rica will win WW3 .

    Happy?

  • stooooooonnnned

    :P lolll awesome man keep the plants groing

  • I am going to start world war 3 when i awake on sunday night, im going to fuck every one up, do what Hitler did to the Jews......But to the chavs.

    God im good.

    Peace ohh wait i mean fuck you all.

    xx

  • Did you intend to do the hittler joke? Funny any way.

  • lolz, nice little hitler inside joke Jordan. nice vid also.

  • WW3 will probaly be USA, UK, France, Canada, China, Japan, South Korea, Saudia Arabia, Israel, Egypt, Jordan, Pakistan, India, Labanon, New Iraq Army, Fatah Members of PNA and PLO, and the rest of NATO vs. Russia, Iran, Syria, Hamas member of PLO and PNA, North Korea, Cuba, Venuzeula, Iraq Insurgency, Taliban, Al Quida, and Hezbollah

  • LMAO

  • "...WATCH OUT FOR FRANCE!!!..."

    Sooo True! :D

  • I bet mr Putin or his sucessor will take a little trip in to estonia and latvia to "protect" the russian minority. Then we are up for a hell of a ride^^

  • ere luv, tis fookin serius mun. Check out Ted Grimes at your own risk.

  • i think its be aliens come along and theyle just wipe us out.

  • Canada wont stand by a world war 3 we will have a Non agresive pack with every country while all you childern fight it over you countrys gota fucking grow up guys this is pethetic live in peace like we do fuck sakes

  • WATCH OUT FOR FRANCE!!! They and Canada will team up and invade Mexico. That's where we come in. we fight back for our cheap labor as do all our allis. Then, we take on China and North Korea just for fun.

  • you should have done this video with a fake moustache (one that looks like a certain german dictator's)

  • what was with the natzi salutes? haha little inside joke? =]

  • LOL

  • Fuck that mate, everyone wants revenge against someone... were gonna pay for Horishima and all that shit lolz yeah... + Iran n shit are all pissed at us... Dam u America for bringin us into your team! i reckon Japan will kick ass though they probably have toys that can walk the distance of the earth in an hour and fuckin explode when they reach there target lolz

  • HA HA HA, Was it a private joke with the person filming to get as many hilter-type salutes in as possible?.... no way was that and accident! I seem to be the only one who's noticed. Nice curtains btw.

  • There won't be another world war. There couldn't be because of nuclear weapons, the whole thing would be totally unfeasable.

  • Hmm im thinking...

    Canada, USA, Britain, australia, France

    V.S

    North Korea, China, Iran??, And uhh not sure about russia

    Not, if there was world war 3, we would all be fucked cuz of the nukes.

  • at the end ov tha day its always them deluded pakis tha cause shit

  • England will win!!!

  • Further afield, Venezuela and Cuba will no doubt stand by Iran while Russia keeps a somewhat neutral position as piggy in the middle no doubt coming out on top.

    Just a few of my predictions, of which could all possibly include some for of nuclear war.

  • North Korea vs South Korea... possibly via nuclear means.

    China will invade Taiwan.

    The US maybe even the North American Union when it's instated along with the UK, Israel and other UN/EU countries to continue war in Middle East, most notably Iran, Syria.

  • UK, USA, maybe Europe and some other UN countries vs Middle eastern countries such as Iraq, Iran, afghanistan etc. most probably i specifically chose them 3 coz obviously Iraq n Afghanistan probalby pissed off bout us invadin.. and Iran coz of the whole givin us our sailors bk n not gettin owt in return (which they shouldnt...)

  • love the T shirt... is tht pop'n'fresh?

  • we are looking at this all wrong guys, WICKED wrong, its good to know who might, but why the heck do we want a war! we should be asking how to freakin avoid a WW3, no whos gonna get owned by who...

  • I wonder if Bush surfs youtube

  • Agreed. Asia will play a big part in WW3, possibly not China, it depends who they side with.

  • Yeah I Agree With This Video Who Is Gunna Start World War 3? Well I Personally Think China Or Arrack Lol So Those Are My Thoughts Lol Cya

  • Here FunnyPranks Dig Deep For The Miners Boy!

  • That was easy question. Im gone start world war 3 and im gone win it. cheers for me

  • US + UK always

  • hahahahahhahhahahhahaahha, that made me laugh so hard, not gona lie XD

  • America is'nt doing too good of a job in Iraq, how could we win a bigger war. For America to win Bush would need to step down and give the job of President to someone who has a brain.

  • FunnyPranks top man do you realy need to ask who would win if it started man it would be the uk man we got america as allies and we got australia newzealand and canada them three are still in the british commonwealth so realy there still part of briton so fuck the rest of the world or it could just be yorkshire and lancashire vs the world and we would win boss reply back J-J keep making videos

  • America will kick some major ass, w00t!! And hopefully the UK because you guys have been a big help to us a lot over the years. Lets take over all the countries in the world and have just us left. ^_^

  • m.a.d - mutually assured destruction

    no winners.

  • i reckon i will win hands down!

  • haha if anyone does startit itll be north korea

  • the would UK will win!!!! or mabie america... i dunno but hopefully the UK

  • UK and US are allies anyways.. so we wouldn't be against each other.

  • uk will deffinatly win america will shoot all der own people da person in charge ov germany will poison himself or herself all da rest ov em will shit it coz ov the gurkas lol a british force but der all japanese:S so confusin so yh im defo gonna say uk

  • the thing is though, the u.s would prolly win cuz iran or some place in the middle east has pretty much surrendered their nuclear weapons, but then u have japan and china. and us here in canada don't really fight a whole lot and we try not to go to war. we have the u.n. which is growing bigger now so everyone in it could prolly team together against the powerful countries who aren't part of it

  • mg5523 (1 month ago)

    No one wins in war.

    (Reply) (Spam)

    FunnyPranks (1 month ago)

    Got a point

    but then you say you want to go and fight one? i dont understand maybe you can xplain what use is to fight something where everyones going to loose?

  • Killing

  • You know who would win a third world war: the insects.

    But sadly, there's no need for a world war for the whole world to be at war, continuously.

  • i think that world war 3 will be 1. yahoo vs google or something like that or 2. ebaum vs altf4 lol. Except it wont exactly be a world war. Or even a war. and it wont be the 3rd one rofl. Lets call it internet war!

  • Does austrailia have nuclear weapons? They need some. China will definetly be a huge player in WW3. #1 they have the most people. #2 Their economy is expanding very rapidly and will surpass the US. #3 When that happens they will then have to power to bully the world even more than the US does now.

  • im from australia but um i moved 2 usa and im also viet lol! but i dont no. korea japan or china might win becuz they got nuclear weapons now! scary!

  • The starter of WW3 will prob be either Iran/USA or North Korea/USA. Either way, the US will have a major influence in the cause of it.

    Britain will probably get dragged into it too unless we get a Prime Minister who's actually a leader with balls!

  • Hahaha omg you're crazy XD

  • I think Jordan had been smoking the "Devil's Weed" before he did this video.

  • lol i fuqkin love u.... xxxxxx

  • USA, Briatin and any other stupid country are gonna start on Korea. Then Korea are going to unbelievably kick the shit outta us then were gonna whine and go home, I say Koreas gonna win. I really do hope britain doesnt join in with america's next big outting.

  • HAHA blatently doin the hitler salute, but who cares, its funny, i havent got anyhting againsts USA but its deffo going to be them who start it

  • chavs vs non chavs world war 3

  • the yanks will start the war,

  • "Just like the sun is important" - best gag I have heard for ages.

  • are you sure u didt jus make this video to see how many times u can incorporate the hitler arm movement into it...?

  • Hitler Arm Movement? :S

  • look how many times u do this thing with ure arm (which is similar 2 what hilter done when he addressed his army) starts at ure 33 sec and u do it agen when u mention the sun and agen when u tlk about the countrys and agen at the end of the vid, but mayb u jus tlk with ure arms ey

  • Didn't notice that.. I do move my arms alot, so if you pause a video then it could look like anything..

  • i probs look 2 much into things, reminded me of a few world cups ago when all the england squad in there interviews tryed saying asmany song tittles as they could though u was doing it with the arm movement lol

  • ur a idiot lol

  • personally i think the Us could crumble. Mabey get saved from others you least suspect..Canada..Russia..Engla­nd. If its WW3 its goin to be more than afiganistan it'l be china in there too, korea and its going to be deadly due to all the Nucular bombs. Definetly going to define the history of north america and change the world more than ww2 did.

  • Unfortuantely, I bet that the US is going to set it off. I have NO idea who will win. Judging by how our government is handling everything right now though, I would not be surprised if they completely screw something up and light the fuse so to speak

  • Prupsicle has good videos and he talks about you sometimes so i thought wth, why not check out your videos? Theyre pretty good.

  • Thanks :)

  • We're kinda busy enough right now what with Iraq and the upcoming summer offensive in Afghan. If you ask me you're already looking at the early stages of WW3.

  • basicly we'll win, sorted

  • that worl war 3 should be avoided

  • I know there is a joke in there somewhere, but to me war is a very terrible thing, to be avoided/prevented at all cost. Any discussion is a good start, but to me the thing to do is to start making peace in my own little corner of the world. One person at a time, be respectful and helpful. Do not accept violence as the only solution. I hope that you and all our friends never have to find out what war is all about.

  • hehe your accent isss soooooo cute XD

  • BHUTAN

  • Well, you won't have a say in it....that is for sure.

  • Nobody like us does.. Rofl. A Lame try at an insult? Go back to school you f*** retard, ill have more of a say in it over you any day sunshine. People like me who have the guys to go in and fight for their country

  • jordan that was funny, i saw the joke in the video i dont know how much more ppl got it.

  • aye yi yi. i subscribed and this is what I got... do your homework kiddo. *sigh*

  • its that old argument tho....like why arent planes made out of stuff that black box recorders are made of!!!

  • too deep for me jordan...what happened to running out

    of milk? war isnt funny...or important...running out of milk is more importnt and funny...well anyway cockroaches will win world war 3 cos they will be the only things left living after the nukes drop oh and grass and shit cos you can tread on that and everything...oh and it will be started by jade goody !! CARRY ON CLASS

  • We need to invent stuff like the cockroaches have

  • I think as well as the chineese no one should underestimate the quiter countries who are somewhat of an unknown India could be potetinaly dangerous as well as australia they have a huge country and could well take advantage when the major countrys are weekened

  • Lol Fine by me, Oh and the Chinese, Wouldn't screw with those, They have one of the biggest armies ever, Up there with the U.S. Those nutters will be the first to use Nukes, Canada...They'll do quite abit of falling back to(No offence Canadians) British S.A.S Will go behind enemylines and kick their ass.

  • French the enemy....Gonna be good shooting them in the back as they retreat back to Paris, Would have to kill my French Teacher at school aswell :p

  • Not a problem though is it? :P

  • China is the big boy on the block now. US has thrown everything away.

  • True true

  • S'ok, hopefully they'll unite the world as they did with there country a la "Hero". ;)

  • ok

  • No not yet just stared making it

  • Message me later on with it

  • i was just wonding

  • You got myspace or anything?

  • When you on stickam? xxx

  • Random times :P Why?

  • Technically, if you use the qualification for World wars, it has already started.